looking for a fun connection in and out of the bedroom :-) x

Man in Oulton Broad, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

im just an older humourous guy ...I am single & I do not tend take it too seriously on here so my expectations are not to high .though it would be nice to find something regular ....even a relationship if that ever happens on fab. Happy to flirt , chat & a bit of banter is always fun ..After reading in the forum about some women not cumming from penetrative sex & some advice said try a curvy penis ....well he's certainly curved ladies & happy to assist if needed to test out this theory.....can accomadate occaisionally just depends on circumstances as both my sons live with me .I also realise just because you meet up it dosent mean anything will happen that parts an added bonus and not expected more than happy just too socialise , have a laugh maybe make some new friends which is always nice ..I don't have the body of a Greek God but if I could choose to be one I would go for comus the God of festivity .revels and nocturnal dalliances ...I do have a list of things I’d love to achieve I guess we all do. I enjoy the kinkier pastimes rather than vanilla .Sex is more than a few inches of penetration let the mind lose itself in erotic thoughts and desires till every kiss and the slightest touch feels like your on fire .this is more a jovial hobby than an obsession but it is very addictive I am a registered charity so if anyone wants to help the aged feel free to send a message .Lets re-enact those porn classics Snow White and the 7 inches or Goldilocks and the 3 bears ( though I would need to recruit a coupe of hairy chaps to assist with that one ) .anyway I may just be having a mid life crisis ....so just humour me ....if anyone's actually read this far maybe say hello but whatever happens you all have fun & stay smiley x ps used to beergut100 but people didn't seem to get the humour and irony so had a name change X x

guy

59 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 65
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, DP, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

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*mbermatt69 (34), Couple on 17 August 2019 by Meeting in person:
Totally reliable hung guy, met him a few times, always put that gorgeous cock to good use. See ya soon sweet x

*edXXX (38), Woman on 9 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
Nice genuine guy, fun and spontaneous. Had some naughty fun last night, and was left feeling satisfied

*DandPoke (52), Couple on 22 October 2017 by Meeting in person:
Spent the evening with this entertains guy.. lots of fun, funny as fk and a beautiful cock too. Mmmmm;) xxx

*exysassynymp (57), Woman on 28 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
Watch this little stud muffin!!! He loves to play naked 'games' & will keep you entertained in more ways than one all night long. Lovely gorgeous genuine guy who i am so proud to call my 'friend'! See you very soon my little roo!!!

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