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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
I think it it leaves things open and encourages conversation. A bit of mystery!! Xx xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
Fuck my brain, not just my mouth! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
Belive it or not, yes. I do read profiles.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not
Belive it or not, yes. I do read profiles. "
I think an empty profile suggests lack of effort.
Some people do read them. It gauges what they're looking for. |
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An empty or unimaginative profile tends to suggest lack of effort. I maintain what i believe is a good profile with the hope that people who I message can find out enough about me to decide whether to reply.
I'd simply delete a message from an empty profile. I'm hoping to have fun with interesting people, not photos. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not
I think it it leaves things open and encourages conversation. A bit of mystery!! Xx xx "
It is laziness on my part and concluded that since most don't read it simply isn't worth my effort. I do prefer messaging, you learn more about them and some guys are nothing like how they their profile describes |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I read them but honestly don't think it's as important for ladies as it is for guys to have a well written and expansive profile - so if it works for you OP then stick to what you're happy with.
Would I meet or even approach someone that had a fairly blank profile, who I'd not seen around the forums and got a feel for that way, or entered into a message dialogue with to get to know them? Probably not, certainly not without a lot of messaging first. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just think when it comes down to profiles you cant please everyone.
So just do what you feel stuff what others think. It's yours after all
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Always do and say my own thing. Some like it and others just block my arse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You lazy moo. At least copy and paste a few lines from someone else's profile  "
I was gonna lift your words but you gone and put a dampener on that one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some read them, some don't.
It gives a brief indication in to what each person is about. Narrows down the decision process. Makes sending a first message easier, able to make it personalised instead of run of the mill copy and paste type message.
It is a very formal and rigid description though. Some of us are much more suited to live engagement, personality comes through much better with somebody to bounce conversation off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lazy moo. At least copy and paste a few lines from someone else's profile
I was gonna lift your words but you gone and put a dampener on that one! "
Oh sorry. Mine is not much better than yours anyway. I'm a lazy moo too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst I do indeed read profiles (and of course, peruse the pics) I myself have stopped putting the effort in due to lazy plagiarising feckers on here. Imitation isn't flattery in this case. It's showing a lack of imagination and creativity. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Whilst I do indeed read profiles (and of course, peruse the pics) I myself have stopped putting the effort in due to lazy plagiarising feckers on here. Imitation isn't flattery in this case. It's showing a lack of imagination and creativity. "
And if they got more meets than you, you'd be well pissed off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How can I just skip to the bottom to pick up that phrase you want me to include in my message header to pretend I’ve read the profile, if your blurb is that short?
And where is the ranty list of demands and hoops I need to jump through before you’ll just delete my message unread anyway?
Poor effort all around I think! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst I do indeed read profiles (and of course, peruse the pics) I myself have stopped putting the effort in due to lazy plagiarising feckers on here. Imitation isn't flattery in this case. It's showing a lack of imagination and creativity.
And if they got more meets than you, you'd be well pissed off "
Getting more meets than me wouldn't be a difficult task |
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
...the first picture within your profile (B&W 6th Jan) I would suggest is incentive enough to want to get in touch!  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair, it isn't your lack of profile blurb bothering me OP. It's trying to figure out what is on the tv behind your knees in that last pic! Damn frustrating so it is! |
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We always read the profiles as it tells us more about the person we wish to inviteinto our home
If someone messages us with no wording then it tells us they couldn’t be arsed so does that mean they can’t be arsed to meet
Just saying |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not
...the first picture within your profile (B&W 6th Jan) I would suggest is incentive enough to want to get in touch! x"
And that, dear forumites, is why women do not have to bother too much about their profile text. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not
...the first picture within your profile (B&W 6th Jan) I would suggest is incentive enough to want to get in touch! x
And that, dear forumites, is why women do not have to bother too much about their profile text."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We always read the profiles as it tells us more about the person we wish to inviteinto our home
If someone messages us with no wording then it tells us they couldn’t be arsed so does that mean they can’t be arsed to meet
Just saying "
I put very little effort into my profile and a lot of effort into having sex.
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By *ecketwaitMan
over a year ago
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To be fair it does make messaging easier, as it provides a topics of conversation, plus helps filter people you're interested in.
Though definitly dont think necessary or super helpful even (just becsuse so many people completely ignore it). |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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I think that things like this highlight the basic differences between the genders on fab; a lack of profile text for a lady can be a good way to out the kind of people that they don't want to hear from, whereas with a guy it shows a lazy approach.
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Its her pictures that first attract me to the profile, Scan the profile first to look for comments that instantly put me off or possible reasons for her not wanting to meet me, If that goes well I will read the whole profile,
If there isn't a profile to read I normally move on |
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
Here's the fact
For a vast majority of men you would most likely never want to chat to let alone meet profile text is of course needless
However to attract the more rare and discerning gentlemen profile text is vital
So in a nutshell
No text equals all the dross and very few worthwhile
Good text equals all the dross, but more worthwhile and something for the worthwhile to use to communicate with you they may be worth a reply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends who you are trying to attract. As a person with an interest in words and language, I want to attract someone similar, hence there are a lot of words in my profile. If you're more interested in images, then you will attract like-minded men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A couple messaged yesterday saying my profile didn’t need to be as long as it is, then went on to tell me, that with their short profile they still get 100’s of messages a day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do go off what I read in a profile,if what I read doesn’t sound like what I am looking for I don’t message or if there’s nothing
I will make an exception if they have a funny quip for the lack of profile text or I have seen them post on the forum and I like what they post as you know OP |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
Um.. sorry to disagree, but good looking pictures alone do not make for an appealing profile. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do go off what I read in a profile,if what I read doesn’t sound like what I am looking for I don’t message or if there’s nothing
I will make an exception if they have a funny quip for the lack of profile text or I have seen them post on the forum and I like what they post as you know OP"
Yn wir! |
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
I wouldn't say laziness.. lack of imagination maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not
Um.. sorry to disagree, but good looking pictures alone do not make for an appealing profile. "
Don't be sorry for your opinion. How about the ones that are so long you feel like you have read a Wilbur Smith novel and they want you to type the 'code word' in your opening message? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is nothing at all about me on my profile and I quite like it that way
How are the spiders doing? I fedex'd some pens over for you, did you get them?  "
Ive relocated them all to a lovely log pile. I am doodling with my lovely new pens thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us "
I wouldn't say its too long but at least it's amusing. I think I'll just ramble on mine too see what happens |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not
Um.. sorry to disagree, but good looking pictures alone do not make for an appealing profile.
Don't be sorry for your opinion. How about the ones that are so long you feel like you have read a Wilbur Smith novel and they want you to type the 'code word' in your opening message? "
The ideal is somewhere in between. Informative, yet concise and appealing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
nah just flash yer tits or cock,,,or both,,that seems to work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just think when it comes down to profiles you cant please everyone.
So just do what you feel stuff what others think. It's yours after all
Always do and say my own thing. Some like it and others just block my arse "
I have to admit I do enjoy reading certain profiles that have humour. Some are very well written. I keep mine basic and have said before use my forum posts or status updates as an extension of my profile. Like live updates.
I am similar in saying and often doing my own thing. Sometimes going against the grain even though that on occasions does not sit well with a few forumites.
#keepinitreal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I generally have no text and no pics and still get offers. Even from hot guys, not the usual types you would assume to be 'desperate'.
They say they're intrigued by the mystery. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not
I wouldn't say laziness.. lack of imagination maybe? "
It is laziness, I have heaps of imagination. One just cannot be arsed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The main reason I messaged (my now) partner, is because her profile was interesting and articulate and gave me a very good sense of who she was. Some men do read profiles and decide to message based on whats there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always read profiles. It's the main reason I message only very few people, and that's more from what they have said in the forums than what's on their profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's much smaller and perter than mine. "
I wouldn’t like to comment on that but I can say having witnessed your gorgeous posterior sashaying around the social that it’s very biteable! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"It's much smaller and perter than mine.
I wouldn’t like to comment on that but I can say having witnessed your gorgeous posterior sashaying around the social that it’s very biteable! "
Bless you your only after lemon drizzle, lemon layer cake x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
I do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the war and peace ones I don't read. "
Mine then Hahahahaha
Love it... broken down into sections so it’s easy to find the bit that the reader needs and still people moan
Oh my... look look there went the last fuck I gave
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"It's the war and peace ones I don't read.
Mine then Hahahahaha
Love it... broken down into sections so it’s easy to find the bit that the reader needs and still people moan
Oh my... look look there went the last fuck I gave
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I've just worn my index finger down scrolling the page on my iPad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the war and peace ones I don't read.
Mine then Hahahahaha
Love it... broken down into sections so it’s easy to find the bit that the reader needs and still people moan
Oh my... look look there went the last fuck I gave
I've just worn my index finger down scrolling the page on my iPad "
I’m so sorry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do go off what I read in a profile,if what I read doesn’t sound like what I am looking for I don’t message or if there’s nothing
I will make an exception if they have a funny quip for the lack of profile text or I have seen them post on the forum and I like what they post as you know OP"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a fussy fucker, so it takes more than the word 'female' to interest me.
Assuming you are looking for a man my age (and I'm not blocked from messaging), then I want to see profile text, which tells me about yourself and what you expect from a potential meet.
How else will you pique my interest? (or just as importantly, let me know not to bother).
Poor spelling and grammar, can be offputting but humour is definitely a bonus.
Pictures don't influence me. They are only useful, if we are compatible enough, to consider meeting.
Occasionally, there's a profile which breaks convention, in a pleasing way...
Autumn's, for example: Brief and uninformative - clearly not intended to attract meets, yet somewhat poetic and delightfully written. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us
I wouldn't say its too long but at least it's amusing. I think I'll just ramble on mine too see what happens "
Thank you . I was of the same mindset as you. Hardly anybody reads it, so i may as well write it for my own amusement |
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By *andyladMan
over a year ago
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us
I wouldn't say its too long but at least it's amusing. I think I'll just ramble on mine too see what happens
Thank you . I was of the same mindset as you. Hardly anybody reads it, so i may as well write it for my own amusement "
Yours makes me laugh (yes I did read it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I write my profile for my own amusement and if anyone else is amused by it great.
I had a long well written profile 5 years ago it worked ok but didn’t amuse me. I got rid of it when I stopped meeting and my current one evolved. I have no intention of reinventing it until I get bored of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do go off what I read in a profile,if what I read doesn’t sound like what I am looking for I don’t message or if there’s nothing
I will make an exception if they have a funny quip for the lack of profile text or I have seen them post on the forum and I like what they post as you know OP
Yn wir! "
You Truly caught my attention on the forum and your funny quip on your profile
Nos da |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
I deleted my hilariously constructed profile recently.
Made no difference to the volume of offers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us "
Your profile is funny I think I broke rib laughing at it and it does give a good idea of your personality and sense of humour
Mad as a box of frogs...just like me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the war and peace ones I don't read.
Mine then Hahahahaha
Love it... broken down into sections so it’s easy to find the bit that the reader needs and still people moan
Oh my... look look there went the last fuck I gave
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I’ve read yours in the past - I found it a ‘reet rivetin’ read’ and I chuckled at the sections and who they might apply to.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us
I wouldn't say its too long but at least it's amusing. I think I'll just ramble on mine too see what happens
Thank you . I was of the same mindset as you. Hardly anybody reads it, so i may as well write it for my own amusement
Yours makes me laugh (yes I did read it) "
Oooh someone read it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not
Um.. sorry to disagree, but good looking pictures alone do not make for an appealing profile.
Don't be sorry for your opinion. How about the ones that are so long you feel like you have read a Wilbur Smith novel and they want you to type the 'code word' in your opening message? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us
Your profile is funny I think I broke rib laughing at it and it does give a good idea of your personality and sense of humour
Mad as a box of frogs...just like me "
Yep! We've hijacked a couple of threads in the Welsh forums, bouncing off each other (pun not intended) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us
I wouldn't say its too long but at least it's amusing. I think I'll just ramble on mine too see what happens
Thank you . I was of the same mindset as you. Hardly anybody reads it, so i may as well write it for my own amusement
Yours makes me laugh (yes I did read it)
Oooh someone read it!!! "
I have always liked your profile- I much prefer to read a funny one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us
I wouldn't say its too long but at least it's amusing. I think I'll just ramble on mine too see what happens
Thank you . I was of the same mindset as you. Hardly anybody reads it, so i may as well write it for my own amusement
Yours makes me laugh (yes I did read it)
Oooh someone read it!!!
I have always liked your profile- I much prefer to read a funny one"
If i dont get at least 5 messages a day off men wanting to impregnate me, i feel I've failed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us
Your profile is funny I think I broke rib laughing at it and it does give a good idea of your personality and sense of humour
Mad as a box of frogs...just like me
Yep! We've hijacked a couple of threads in the Welsh forums, bouncing off each other (pun not intended) "
Well you do like a good bum.. I mean pun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us
I wouldn't say its too long but at least it's amusing. I think I'll just ramble on mine too see what happens
Thank you . I was of the same mindset as you. Hardly anybody reads it, so i may as well write it for my own amusement
Yours makes me laugh (yes I did read it)
Oooh someone read it!!!
I have always liked your profile- I much prefer to read a funny one
If i dont get at least 5 messages a day off men wanting to impregnate me, i feel I've failed "
A profile for breeding success |
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over a year ago
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"It's the war and peace ones I don't read.
Mine then Hahahahaha
Love it... broken down into sections so it’s easy to find the bit that the reader needs and still people moan
Oh my... look look there went the last fuck I gave
I’ve read yours in the past - I found it a ‘reet rivetin’ read’ and I chuckled at the sections and who they might apply to.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the war and peace ones I don't read.
Mine then Hahahahaha
Love it... broken down into sections so it’s easy to find the bit that the reader needs and still people moan
Oh my... look look there went the last fuck I gave
I’ve read yours in the past - I found it a ‘reet rivetin’ read’ and I chuckled at the sections and who they might apply to.
Aww thank you xx "
It is funny and a good read, definitely shows your personality as I have found out chatting with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the war and peace ones I don't read.
Mine then Hahahahaha
Love it... broken down into sections so it’s easy to find the bit that the reader needs and still people moan
Oh my... look look there went the last fuck I gave
I’ve read yours in the past - I found it a ‘reet rivetin’ read’ and I chuckled at the sections and who they might apply to.
Aww thank you xx
It is funny and a good read, definitely shows your personality as I have found out chatting with you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
I like profile text. It gives me a little bit of an idea about the person.
I am not saying you are doing this. Some people may say as you are a woman you don't have to write text as men will email you anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile is a little long, but doesn't say anything about me. Just a shitload of rambling. Yet i still get plenty messaging. Women have the comfort of doing what they want with their profile and still some are willing to fuck us
I wouldn't say its too long but at least it's amusing. I think I'll just ramble on mine too see what happens
Thank you . I was of the same mindset as you. Hardly anybody reads it, so i may as well write it for my own amusement
Yours makes me laugh (yes I did read it)
Oooh someone read it!!!
I have always liked your profile- I much prefer to read a funny one
If i dont get at least 5 messages a day off men wanting to impregnate me, i feel I've failed "
First time I've fully read a profile |
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are visual creatures.. sometimes I wonder if they can actually read....
Apart from the exceptions on this thread. I have the same conclusion "
im niether just plain mental and a rebel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if you found boring to write few lines abt you, you probably would find boring to reply to my message asking you if I can fill you in later
#lostcause"
Guess I will eventually get over not seeing your fabulousness in my inbox |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
" Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
I certainly do. Not interested in pillow princesses.
Clearly, this is "my loss", judging by the number of fucks not being given |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've listened to the people and I've added six lines to my profile.
Still lazy, someone else's words "
Wow thats amazing
It matters not what you put iv seen you interact thats that counts most |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've listened to the people and I've added six lines to my profile.
Still lazy, someone else's words "
Change all those e's for more i's. I read that with Michael Hutchence saying Slidy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 10/01/19 11:10:30]
E's are good
E's are good
Ebeneezer good "
Bugger you beat me too it, only moved it as I spelt Es wrong ???? |
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"[Removed by poster at 10/01/19 11:10:30]
E's are good
E's are good
Ebeneezer good
Bugger you beat me too it, only moved it as I spelt Es wrong ????"
I wouldn't worry lol. I'll prob be given a enforced forum holiday anyway for that |
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Some of us read profiles and why not its there for a reason however some people don't its just a matter of a wet hole. Saying that we all have a choice what we put on our profiles it may put some off but thats the price you pay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of us read profiles and why not its there for a reason however some people don't its just a matter of a wet hole. Saying that we all have a choice what we put on our profiles it may put some off but thats the price you pay. "
so ur saying because i dont read profiles i just want any wet hole
Nope im actually quite pick but i think to go my there responces in a live conversation will give me far more insight than propaganda thats basicly a cv with less qualifications id much rather get to know them than there profile will ever tell me |
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over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
By whom? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
I agree with you...
Nowhere on my profile does it say I am meeting, or what or who I am looking for yet I still get messages asking for meets.. |
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E's are good
E's are good
Ebeneezer good
Bugger you beat me too it, only moved it as I spelt Es wrong ????"
Plagiarising inxs is still a poor profile
Again you will reap what you sow
Are you trying to suggest the fab format is not worth your effort and you are somehow ridiculing the fact that mostly you will receive diabolical trite messages
I would have thought you may want to attract a certain type of person , I can't see your profile doing that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not
I agree with you...
Nowhere on my profile does it say I am meeting, or what or who I am looking for yet I still get messages asking for meets.. "
I do findyself returning to your profile now and again.
1. To perv, clearly rude not to
2. To to refresh on the checklist rules.
I don't think a profile needs to be read just about you, but regardless of what it contains it helps give a good idea of the general attitude of the person and helps kickstart a convo.
A blank profile however doesn't give that and everything is based on looks alone. Which to be honest is no different than offline interaction. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 10/01/19 11:10:30]
E's are good
E's are good
Ebeneezer good
Bugger you beat me too it, only moved it as I spelt Es wrong ????
Plagiarising inxs is still a poor profile
Again you will reap what you sow
Are you trying to suggest the fab format is not worth your effort and you are somehow ridiculing the fact that mostly you will receive diabolical trite messages
I would have thought you may want to attract a certain type of person , I can't see your profile doing that
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If my plagiarised inxs profile keeps away all that are earnest and serious then I'll keep my piss poor profile exactly how it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of us read profiles and why not its there for a reason however some people don't its just a matter of a wet hole. Saying that we all have a choice what we put on our profiles it may put some off but thats the price you pay. so ur saying because i dont read profiles i just want any wet hole
Nope im actually quite pick but i think to go my there responces in a live conversation will give me far more insight than propaganda thats basicly a cv with less qualifications id much rather get to know them than there profile will ever tell me"
I agree with this, profiles are very rigid in a way. Free flowing convo is by far the best way to know if somebody is truly on the same page as you and accurate indication if you will get along. |
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over a year ago
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"Some of us read profiles and why not its there for a reason however some people don't its just a matter of a wet hole. Saying that we all have a choice what we put on our profiles it may put some off but thats the price you pay. so ur saying because i dont read profiles i just want any wet hole
Nope im actually quite pick but i think to go my there responces in a live conversation will give me far more insight than propaganda thats basicly a cv with less qualifications id much rather get to know them than there profile will ever tell me
I agree with this, profiles are very rigid in a way. Free flowing convo is by far the best way to know if somebody is truly on the same page as you and accurate indication if you will get along. "
Apart from my laziness, this is the reason of my lack of input. As I said earlier in the thread, I have spoke with guys who are nothing like how they sold themselves on their profile. You learn far more by messaging and of course in forum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of us read profiles and why not its there for a reason however some people don't its just a matter of a wet hole. Saying that we all have a choice what we put on our profiles it may put some off but thats the price you pay. so ur saying because i dont read profiles i just want any wet hole
Nope im actually quite pick but i think to go my there responces in a live conversation will give me far more insight than propaganda thats basicly a cv with less qualifications id much rather get to know them than there profile will ever tell me
I agree with this, profiles are very rigid in a way. Free flowing convo is by far the best way to know if somebody is truly on the same page as you and accurate indication if you will get along.
Apart from my laziness, this is the reason of my lack of input. As I said earlier in the thread, I have spoke with guys who are nothing like how they sold themselves on their profile. You learn far more by messaging and of course in forum "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've listened to the people and I've added six lines to my profile.
Still lazy, someone else's words "
Even better I think you sound more intriguing and mysterious than you already did
I am anxious to know more |
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"[Removed by poster at 10/01/19 11:10:30]
E's are good
E's are good
Ebeneezer good
Bugger you beat me too it, only moved it as I spelt Es wrong ????
Plagiarising inxs is still a poor profile
Again you will reap what you sow
Are you trying to suggest the fab format is not worth your effort and you are somehow ridiculing the fact that mostly you will receive diabolical trite messages
I would have thought you may want to attract a certain type of person , I can't see your profile doing that
If my plagiarised inxs profile keeps away all that are earnest and serious then I'll keep my piss poor profile exactly how it is"
It certainly won't prevent the earnest or serious
It may restrict the number whom YOU would wish to communicate with
One would assume you have interest in communicating with some else one might assume you would block all and write just here for the forums
Or maybe your intention is to receive a lot of white mail not reply and then comment about it on the forums xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've listened to the people and I've added six lines to my profile.
Still lazy, someone else's words
Even better I think you sound more intriguing and mysterious than you already did
I am anxious to know more
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Proof, if proof were needed, that a woman can write absolutely anything (or nothing) and someone will make a move... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 10/01/19 11:10:30]
E's are good
E's are good
Ebeneezer good
Bugger you beat me too it, only moved it as I spelt Es wrong ????
Plagiarising inxs is still a poor profile
Again you will reap what you sow
Are you trying to suggest the fab format is not worth your effort and you are somehow ridiculing the fact that mostly you will receive diabolical trite messages
I would have thought you may want to attract a certain type of person , I can't see your profile doing that
If my plagiarised inxs profile keeps away all that are earnest and serious then I'll keep my piss poor profile exactly how it is
It certainly won't prevent the earnest or serious
It may restrict the number whom YOU would wish to communicate with
One would assume you have interest in communicating with some else one might assume you would block all and write just here for the forums
Or maybe your intention is to receive a lot of white mail not reply and then comment about it on the forums xxx"
I always reply with a no thanks (with the exception of the rude ones) I presume they then block. Plus I have strict filters which also greatly reduces the amount of mail I get so no that is not my intention.
I would rather get the 'right kind' of interaction instead of mass attention. Funnily enough I get that despite my poor profile as you call it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not
I agree with you...
Nowhere on my profile does it say I am meeting, or what or who I am looking for yet I still get messages asking for meets.. "
It does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of us read profiles and why not its there for a reason however some people don't its just a matter of a wet hole. Saying that we all have a choice what we put on our profiles it may put some off but thats the price you pay. so ur saying because i dont read profiles i just want any wet hole
Nope im actually quite pick but i think to go my there responces in a live conversation will give me far more insight than propaganda thats basicly a cv with less qualifications id much rather get to know them than there profile will ever tell me
I agree with this, profiles are very rigid in a way. Free flowing convo is by far the best way to know if somebody is truly on the same page as you and accurate indication if you will get along.
Apart from my laziness, this is the reason of my lack of input. As I said earlier in the thread, I have spoke with guys who are nothing like how they sold themselves on their profile. You learn far more by messaging and of course in forum "
I agree with this.
I think having something random will attract certain types. The great thing is, the way they interact in their first messages will reveal a lot about them. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
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"I've been told I'm a fussy bitch when someone read my profile
I tick all your ‘no’ boxes! "
I only tick the single and straight boxes 
@OP - yep, some of us read profiles. Shock horror. They are some truly vile profiles around and they very much help me avoid someone I may have messaged otherwise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been told I'm a fussy bitch when someone read my profile
Good lord we can't win! So either I remain lazy or run the risk of being too fussy!
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Just be you. If they want to complain do you really want them in the first place? |
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over a year ago
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"I've been told I'm a fussy bitch when someone read my profile
Good lord we can't win! So either I remain lazy or run the risk of being too fussy!
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Yup. There's nothing in between. We are fucked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been 'told off' for being too lazy to write on my profile. Surely it isn't that important is it? Do guys really use profile text as an incentive to get in touch? I think not "
erm this guy does, because you’re a women though means little to no information is perfectly acceptable for most guys looking to dive into some clunge, where as us guys need to give out a full detailed profile so you women can get the best picture possible before reading the message we sent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having some txt on your profile helps to eliminate some of the knobheads on here...sometimes..lol..not everytime..i'm probably too blunt and to the point on mine but the person that bothers to read it knows exactly what i'm looking for.If i'm not for them after that it's fine. |
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