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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools. |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
Usually Sainsbury's own brand quilted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tesco own brand. |
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Supermarkets own brand 99p for 6
My kids seem to use a roll a day I'm not paying for Andrex at that rate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Even though a wipe my ass after a poo I always wash it afterwards too! Don’t know why, I just like a clean bum x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nicky from Home Bargains |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Supermarkets own brand 99p for 6
My kids seem to use a roll a day I'm not paying for Andrex at that rate "
A roll a day?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asda own brand quilted. Depends what I’m wiping as to how many sheets and errr let’s leave it there x  |
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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago
Bristol East |
Toilet wipes from Aldi and Lidl.
Even carry a pack in my bag.
101 different uses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whatever is on offer. The coop do regular good deals on Andrex and velvet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't know what brand but I do know we tend to use all of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools. "
is it B&M they do a big pack for £3.99 which is ok |
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools. "
Friends daughter eas getting through a roll every day or so. Threatened her with Izal and started numbering them haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Andrex quilted and moist toilet wipes.
One dry wipe to remove the bulk, two wet to clean and one more dry to polish |
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Izal. Anyone remember that. 'Medicated' wax paper that just smea_ed it around your arse |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Tesco own brand. "
Same. Family pack of 24 rolls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You did it  "
Anything for you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Asda one. Use loads normally |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you fold or scrunch? |
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"Supermarkets own brand 99p for 6
My kids seem to use a roll a day I'm not paying for Andrex at that rate A roll a day your full of shit  "
I have teenage boys... Walking shit machines  |
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"Do you fold or scrunch?"
Scrunch of course. I'm not a monster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you fold or scrunch?"
Fold lol. Scrunch? Is that a thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
Always buy Andrew quilted, we deserve nothing less.
Now really the amount used is dependant on whereabouts one is landing on the Bristol stool scale on that occasion and I have to say it can vary, not massively, but still, no definitive answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Izal. Anyone remember that. 'Medicated' wax paper that just smea_ed it around your arse"
Don't Adidas use that now to pack their trainers into boxes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shops own loo rolls. Big pack. Usually Tesco or Co op. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bidet , warm water I might add |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Izal. Anyone remember that. 'Medicated' wax paper that just smea_ed it around your arse"
That what my O-level history paper was printed on in 1987. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Poundland 4ply, 9 rolls £2.00.
Beat that! |
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"Izal. Anyone remember that. 'Medicated' wax paper that just smea_ed it around your arse"
I remember that It was completely useless - more like grease proof cooking paper |
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools. "
I like good, quilted loo roll and I tear off at least three or four folded leaves at a time for my, um anal ablutions shall we politely say |
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Asda own brand and wet wipes, I don't count how much.....oooo and I scrunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.
I like good, quilted loo roll and I tear off at least three or four folded leaves at a time for my, um anal ablutions shall we politely say "
In the old military days they told us “ one up , one down & one to shine “ |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Poundland 4ply, 9 rolls £2.00.
Beat that!"
Not the price. But 8ply, stops the finger going where it shouldn’t
Btw guys, you should shave round the hole, I’m constantly amazed by the hairy arseholes I see. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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People who scrunch are monsters!!!!!! #opinion |
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.
I like good, quilted loo roll and I tear off at least three or four folded leaves at a time for my, um anal ablutions shall we politely say
In the old military days they told us “ one up , one down & one to shine “ "
What about if it’s one of those sticky ones though? (Sorry, Too much info there I know) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually whatever is on offer in Lidl, or if we are really needing some whatever is on offer in Tesco! I use as little as is needed and I scrunch! Enjoy your evening after reading this thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Usually whatever is on offer in Lidl, or if we are really needing some whatever is on offer in Tesco! I use as little as is needed and I scrunch! Enjoy your evening after reading this thread "
You scrunch?! Are you actually for real? I want a divorce you monster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Usually whatever is on offer in Lidl, or if we are really needing some whatever is on offer in Tesco! I use as little as is needed and I scrunch! Enjoy your evening after reading this thread
You scrunch?! Are you actually for real? I want a divorce you monster "
Yep I’m real! Not fake at all! |
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On the subject; Is there a thing more annoying in life when one inadvertently shoves and tears their finger through the loo roll during the act of wiping? *sniffs finger* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Usually whatever is on offer in Lidl, or if we are really needing some whatever is on offer in Tesco! I use as little as is needed and I scrunch! Enjoy your evening after reading this thread
You scrunch?! Are you actually for real? I want a divorce you monster
Yep I’m real! Not fake at all! "
Unlike your ‘wife’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even though a wipe my ass after a poo I always wash it afterwards too! Don’t know why, I just like a clean bum x"
So do I.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I buy Andrex when it's on offer or Morrisons own brand pack of 24. |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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"On the subject; Is there a thing more annoying in life when one inadvertently shoves and tears their finger through the loo roll during the act of wiping? *sniffs finger* "
Hence the 8 ply. ( scruchers need not apply here, foldees only ) 2 sheets 2 ply, folded in half) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools. "
Anyone remember Izal loo paper? Talk about fucking painful. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.
Anyone remember Izal loo paper? Talk about fucking painful.
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No I’m not old |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Torn up newspaper, spiked through with string and on a hook next to the bog!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.
Anyone remember Izal loo paper? Talk about fucking painful.
No I’m not old"
It wasn't aimed specifically at you, you just mentioned cheap and school which brought it to mind. |
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"People who scrunch are monsters!!!!!! #opinion"
Gets in all the nooks and crannies |
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.
Anyone remember Izal loo paper? Talk about fucking painful.
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Akin to skinning one’s rectum with grade 2 sandpaper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.
Anyone remember Izal loo paper? Talk about fucking painful.
Akin to skinning one’s rectum with grade 2 sandpaper "
That's the one. My anus will never be the same again.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will have to ask my wiper and get back to you |
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"Even though a wipe my ass after a poo I always wash it afterwards too! Don’t know why, I just like a clean bum x"
Same her our every toilet has a water douche. Don’t do paper towels. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I go for the best offers at the time of buying..
Currently its cushelle quilted |
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Andrex, velvet or cushelle. Buy in bulk from Amazon. Works out cheaper and more convenient.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All very good bum wiping resources  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 whatever decent stuff is on offer.
2 a lot less now I have a cat and not a Labrador. |
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Go for a better quality. But be sure to use both sides to make it go further. |
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"What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
How many sheets do you use?
When we were really really skint, we once bought the cheapest toilet paper from Lidl. It felt like those blue/green paper towels you get in primary schools.
Anyone remember Izal loo paper? Talk about fucking painful.
Akin to skinning one’s rectum with grade 2 sandpaper "
It was excellent as tracing paper though from what I remember |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go for a better quality. But be sure to use both sides to make it go further."
You get stuff on your hands then |
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I'm a convert, I'm all about the Andrex flushable wipes, far better than the "badgers arse" toilet paper we have at work that you could probably use to sand steel down with and leaves my poor ricker in clip |
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"Even though a wipe my ass after a poo I always wash it afterwards too! Don’t know why, I just like a clean bum x"
. Yes same here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you fold or scrunch?"
Fold.
I’ve stopped getting certain cheaper papers too as I was ending up giving myself a prostate exam every time I was trying to polish  |
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"Izal. Anyone remember that. 'Medicated' wax paper that just smea_ed it around your arse"
Is it still available ? Worst thing about growing up in the 60s |
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we get Nicky toilet rolls from Farmfoods
They have them on offer 3 packs of 18 rolls for £10 |
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Get a MX Thermostatic Douche Bidet Kit Chrome -
£59.95.
A shattaf a Muslim bum washer fitted to the toilet pipe work and no more paper
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wet wipes tesco |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Izal. Anyone remember that. 'Medicated' wax paper that just smea_ed it around your arse
Is it still available ? Worst thing about growing up in the 60s "
Apparently it is, for nostalgia fans if not those who like an efficient, pain free wipe.
Interesting fact: my mum used to work in the local Izal factory when i was little. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who scrunch are monsters!!!!!! #opinion"
Scrunchsters. |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
cambridgeshire |
Pages from a Star Trek magazine... |
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Urgh! Could never use toilet paper. |
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"Urgh! Could never use toilet paper. "
Hand? |
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"Urgh! Could never use toilet paper. "
Kittens? |
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"Urgh! Could never use toilet paper. "
Your towel? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I use Andrew as Asda always have them on offer, and the Andrew washlet wipes |
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"I use Andrew as Asda always have them on offer, and the Andrew washlet wipes "
Poor Andrew ! |
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Shades from Asda. There are 5 of us and we go through 12 a week (think the kids must eat it!) So I refuse to buy expensive stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Urgh! Could never use toilet paper.
Your towel?"
Or for that complete retro experience a wet rag on a stick. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Aldi luxury 
We get through 24 rolls a week. 3 kids ~ say no more!! |
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"Aldi luxury
We get through 24 rolls a week. 3 kids ~ say no more!!"
24?! What they doing with it? |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Aldi luxury
We get through 24 rolls a week. 3 kids ~ say no more!!
24?! What they doing with it?"
No idea!!! Dressing up as mummies? |
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I hasten to add , what a lovely thread lol. Only Mrs Leviosa could get away with this xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have eco friendly recycled loo roll this breaks down quicker and easier in a cesspit.
I’m not on mains sewage.
Using eco products means less emptying and therefore saves money. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hasten to add , what a lovely thread lol. Only Mrs Leviosa could get away with this xx"
The beautiful Mrs SB jokingly told me to do it, always up for a bit of fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use Andrew as Asda always have them on offer, and the Andrew washlet wipes
Poor Andrew ! "
Haha bloody auto correct
Andrex |
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"Urgh! Could never use toilet paper.
Hand?"
Water! How on earth can you use paper to wipe shit...all that does is spread it dry. Use water people!!! Come on basic hygiene 101 |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
my own little sanctuary |
Can't use 1 ply or you'll end up with a dirty ballerina |
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Too much information on this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m sadly a toilet paper snob. The only other thing I have to go branded for is dilute juice.
Andrex quilted with camomile or Aloe
My ass likes a good licking so needs a gentle toilet paper too... and I like the texture in my fingers!
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
my own little sanctuary |
"I’m sadly a toilet paper snob. The only other thing I have to go branded for is dilute juice.
Andrex quilted with camomile or Aloe
My ass likes a good licking so needs a gentle toilet paper too... and I like the texture in my fingers!
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Shea butter is the one for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m sadly a toilet paper snob. The only other thing I have to go branded for is dilute juice.
Andrex quilted with camomile or Aloe
My ass likes a good licking so needs a gentle toilet paper too... and I like the texture in my fingers!
Shea butter is the one for me"
Yup- another good quality roll
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
my own little sanctuary |
"I’m sadly a toilet paper snob. The only other thing I have to go branded for is dilute juice.
Andrex quilted with camomile or Aloe
My ass likes a good licking so needs a gentle toilet paper too... and I like the texture in my fingers!
It's only the same with tissues, got to get the good stuff. Nothing worse than things like chapped lips or sore skin. Work too hard just to neglect my skin
Shea butter is the one for me
Yup- another good quality roll
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roll of wallpaper after a curry |
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Usually from Aldi, if it runs out then I get it from Sainsburys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also use wet wipes after the loo paper. I like to feel very clean. |
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"I have eco friendly recycled loo roll this breaks down quicker and easier in a cesspit.
I’m not on mains sewage.
Using eco products means less emptying and therefore saves money. "
I often wonder how they get the recycled toilet paper clean |
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"Roll of wallpaper after a curry "
Woodchip ? Ouch . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i use a badger.
why they only come out at night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some bloke many years ago was concerned by this very topic and after some (presumably) lengthy (no pun intend) research decided that a swan or goose neck was the most comfortable. Since reading that I've used nothing else! Always carry a couple in my bag, so much more versatile than bloody wet wipes and biodegradable too
Mike xx |
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"I have eco friendly recycled loo roll this breaks down quicker and easier in a cesspit.
I’m not on mains sewage.
Using eco products means less emptying and therefore saves money.
I often wonder how they get the recycled toilet paper clean "
Is this a joke or serious question ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t wipe. Ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have used the Hull daily mail in my time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t wipe. Ever. "
You’re the best husband a gal could ever wish for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have used the Hull daily mail in my time "
if it's good enough for fish n chips |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have used the Hull daily mail in my time
if it's good enough for fish n chips "
Good enough for fish and chips, good enough for my shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have used the Hull daily mail in my time
if it's good enough for fish n chips
Good enough for fish and chips, good enough for my shit"
exacly xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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#bestthread |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
We use Who Gives A Crap toilet paper. Virtuous bum wiping in this house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nicky from Home Bargains"
I love it, soft and good value, also Nicky does the fragranced stuff, makes my bathroom smell nice |
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"I have used the Hull daily mail in my time
if it's good enough for fish n chips
Good enough for fish and chips, good enough for my shit"
Dont that make you're arse greasy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only ever cushelle .... only the best for our tushies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Co ops own brand to be fair it’s like 3.50 but as good as any |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any brand will do, it’s your wiping technique that’s key, I get funny looks of the missus because I tend to squat afterwards for better access and a better clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any brand will do, it’s your wiping technique that’s key, I get funny looks of the missus because I tend to squat afterwards for better access and a better clean "
She watches you wipe your arse?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any brand will do, it’s your wiping technique that’s key, I get funny looks of the missus because I tend to squat afterwards for better access and a better clean
She watches you wipe your arse?! "
Haha not specifically no lol, but she’s caught me in act a few times when I haven’t bothe_ed to shut the door |
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Got to be Andrex for me I don’t scrimp when it comes to cleaning up lol |
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"Any brand will do, it’s your wiping technique that’s key, I get funny looks of the missus because I tend to squat afterwards for better access and a better clean
She watches you wipe your arse?!
Haha not specifically no lol, but she’s caught me in act a few times when I haven’t bothe_ed to shut the door "
You leave the door open when you have a poo? Ah yuk..... |
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over a year ago
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Aldi softest and three sheets one up one down and one to polish |
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over a year ago
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Toilet paper is one of those products that you kind of have to try to make sure you have the money to buy the best as you can. Very similar to bin bags, buy cheap and the poor quality usually shows very quickly! |
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over a year ago
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"Toilet paper is one of those products that you kind of have to try to make sure you have the money to buy the best as you can. Very similar to bin bags, buy cheap and the poor quality usually shows very quickly! "
I don’t wipe my arse with binbags |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tesco quilted |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Andrex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Sun newspaper "
I think that jokes been done |
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"The Sun newspaper
I think that jokes been done "
Pardon my ineptitude and p_edictability |
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over a year ago
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"Any brand will do, it’s your wiping technique that’s key, I get funny looks of the missus because I tend to squat afterwards for better access and a better clean
She watches you wipe your arse?!
Haha not specifically no lol, but she’s caught me in act a few times when I haven’t bothe_ed to shut the door
You leave the door open when you have a poo? Ah yuk..... "
Yh now and then, it actually works out quite well, I can still see the tv In the bedroom from down the hallway |
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My eldest borrowed my car to go shopping on Saturday evening, asked if I needed anything.
I'd forgot to buy loo roll the day before.
I got home from work Saturday night to find a pack of 2 kitchen rolls next to the loo.
Not sure if my sons daft or implying I have a big arse?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like Andrex it’s lovely and soft
Mrscxxx |
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over a year ago
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I get co-op normally, the shop is just up the road. This time I have coconut oil one.
Not too bad at all
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over a year ago
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Cleanex moist toilet tissue coconut flavour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forum topics reach a new low..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Forum topics reach a new low....."
Thats not very nice |
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over a year ago
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"Forum topics reach a new low....."
It made me smile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forum topics reach a new low.....
Thats not very nice "
Well, its a rubbish post just for the sake of it.
I suppose its change from "kiss fuck avoid" or other equally inane shite though. |
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over a year ago
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"Forum topics reach a new low.....
Thats not very nice
Well, its a rubbish post just for the sake of it.
I suppose its change from "kiss fuck avoid" or other equally inane shite though. "
You’re entitled to your opinion, it seems to have been quite popular |
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I'm trying aloe Vera at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Forum topics reach a new low.....
Thats not very nice
Well, its a rubbish post just for the sake of it.
I suppose its change from "kiss fuck avoid" or other equally inane shite though.
You’re entitled to your opinion, it seems to have been quite popular "
I should also refer you to my toast thread, and I’ve made a supermarket thread before. And one regarding which branded food you buy. And others. Just in case you fancied it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forum topics reach a new low.....
Thats not very nice
Well, its a rubbish post just for the sake of it.
I suppose its change from "kiss fuck avoid" or other equally inane shite though.
You’re entitled to your opinion, it seems to have been quite popular "
Indeed, although I suspect more because of the poster than the subject matter. You're omnipresent here so people will respond. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forum topics reach a new low.....
Thats not very nice
Well, its a rubbish post just for the sake of it.
I suppose its change from "kiss fuck avoid" or other equally inane shite though.
You’re entitled to your opinion, it seems to have been quite popular
I should also refer you to my toast thread, and I’ve made a supermarket thread before. And one regarding which branded food you buy. And others. Just in case you fancied it "
I'll check them out next time I need to cure my insomnia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cleanex moist toilet tissue coconut flavour "
Coconut flavour? Surely you dont lick your toilet paper. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Sun newspaper "
Surely thats not possible, the Sun newspaper is already full of sh*t. |
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Asda and i also wash my bum too every time oi go to the toilet |
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over a year ago
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I get mine in B&M or Home Bargains. £4 for 18 rolls.
Value for money wins. (and it's not bad quality either)
After all, I'm only chucking the stuff down the toilet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I buy whatever is good quality that happens to be offer and im a folder (helps my ocd for neatness). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Izal. Anyone remember that. 'Medicated' wax paper that just smea_ed it around your arse
I remember that It was completely useless - more like grease proof cooking paper "
Is that the one that used to cut your arse to sh_eds?! Mrs x |
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over a year ago
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"Toilet paper is one of those products that you kind of have to try to make sure you have the money to buy the best as you can. Very similar to bin bags, buy cheap and the poor quality usually shows very quickly!
I don’t wipe my arse with binbags"
mines big enough to need a bin bag sized loo roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cleanex moist toilet tissue coconut flavour "
Flavour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Andrex the normal white one, anything else makes my Minky itch  .
About 4 squares for a widdle and half a roll for anything else |
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I like patterned paper with pictures on. |
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over a year ago
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Sainsburys own brand in white.
I don’t use that many sheets but the kids go through toilet rolls like there’s no tomorrow.....  |
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over a year ago
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I order mine from the Dundee FC website with their club crest on it |
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over a year ago
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Usually the good stuff like Andrex or Cushelle because my OH thinks he's some sort of king and wants the best I don't use much, but he does we've not long got back from travelling and in Thailand, bidets (bum guns) are in every toilet, they don't use toilet paper but I now have new found love for a bidet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just use puppies, really good but hard to keep on a roll  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whatever I can pinch out of supermarket toilets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whatever I can pinch out of supermarket toilets"
So thats you is it ?!?!? 5 mins after they fill them up some tit nicks the full roll ! |
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"The Sun Newspaper "
Hopefully you use stolen ones not giving Murdoch any more riches? |
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over a year ago
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"Whatever I can pinch out of supermarket toilets"
Terrible |
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I like the perfumed ones .. coconut oil..aloe Vera.. vanilla |
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over a year ago
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Morribogs multipack |
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By *sm81Couple
over a year ago
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Asda or tescos own, at the moment we go through one roll a day with the kids!! |
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over a year ago
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Who bumps these threads?
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over a year ago
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" Who bumps these threads?
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Me, clearly |
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over a year ago
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" Who bumps these threads?
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mr bump |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Andrex washlets...make for a really clean pooper |
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Here was me thinking you'd had an unfortunate experience...  |
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over a year ago
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Hands |
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