 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Something abit dofferent. Comment below WHY people should have a gander at your profile 
For me, if you like men in suits and a veiny penis, you will not be dissapointed |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m giving away free cheesecake on my profile  
I’m giving away free sushi!
Let’s do a couples profile: An exclusive, Sushi cheesecake giveaway "
That sounds minging  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’m giving away free cheesecake on my profile
I’m giving away free sushi!
Let’s do a couples profile: An exclusive, Sushi cheesecake giveaway
That sounds minging "
Ahhhh, I’ve been studying Masterchef though.
.....I obviously haven’t learnt anything from it but I have been watching it nonetheless |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Hmmm this is gonna be tricky flogging a dead horse comes to mind actually. Lol I should definitely get a job in advertising. Welcome one and all to the bestest profile on fab! How was that, believable? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"WARNING Don't look at this profile!!!!!!
There are some things that can never be unseen."
Too late. We've been on fab tooo long to take back the horrors of the fab world. My eyes have seen things they can't unsee  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
There’s pictures of a *hot guy in various states of undress....
Which shows I can cook, I can entertain, I can shower (albeit with some clothes on  ), I have a tongue, I have a suit and I sometimes like to be kinky...
Something for everyone... 
* may be seen as just a guy to some |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"WARNING Don't look at this profile!!!!!!
There are some things that can never be unseen.
Reverse psychology, I like it "
Definitely gets the advertising job over me. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Something abit dofferent. Comment below WHY people should have a gander at your profile
For me, if you like men in suits and a veiny penis, you will not be dissapointed"
LMAO you should go for sponsorship from Moss Bros and Pepperami  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *avessMan
over a year ago
London |
Because A) I look very top gun B) I'm riding an elephant C) I'm an adonis D) I have a mildly intriguing profile E) I am Legit... literally. And you'll only find out which are actually true by having a look! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
lol
some made me smile