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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster   |
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster "
I’ll save you!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster
I’ll save you!! "
Thank you! I will give you a fist pump cos I'm that cool! |
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster "
Unsure if this is in the spirit of the the thead, but your photo's are gorgeous  |
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster
I’ll save you!!
Thank you! I will give you a fist pump cos I'm that cool! "
The coolest  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m a big fan of your pics OP, always nice to see new ones pop up on my hotlist "
Aw come on now! You're way too good at this compliment thing! Point out a flaw or something!
Nice pics Dotty, shame about your patchy skin! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster
Unsure if this is in the spirit of the the thead, but your photo's are gorgeous "
No. Offend me. Do it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text "
Haha i'm the same. I know HOW to be sexy. it just doesn't happen how it does in my head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*stammers something incoherent, loses the power of speech completely when asked to repeat it, stands on someone's foot before spilling a drink over them, then for a grand finale knocks over three more drinks with my bag* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*stammers something incoherent, loses the power of speech completely when asked to repeat it, stands on someone's foot before spilling a drink over them, then for a grand finale knocks over three more drinks with my bag*"
Perfect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster
Unsure if this is in the spirit of the the thead, but your photo's are gorgeous
No. Offend me. Do it! "
Quite easy to offend a bloke pretending to be a female!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster "
I can hear the heard of white knights galloping in as we speak! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
Great tits
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster
Unsure if this is in the spirit of the the thead, but your photo's are gorgeous
No. Offend me. Do it! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text
Haha i'm the same. I know HOW to be sexy. it just doesn't happen how it does in my head. "
Its a tricky thing trying to be sexy online..
Im not that bad at flirting with people i know, its just people i like that i dont know i get a bit flustered by |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster
Unsure if this is in the spirit of the the thead, but your photo's are gorgeous
No. Offend me. Do it!
Quite easy to offend a bloke pretending to be a female! "
No! I'm a female pretending to be a bloke pretending to be a female.
This penis is a strap on. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster
I can hear the heard of white knights galloping in as we speak!"
That's the opposite to what I want! White knights have got the flirting thing down to a T. I want the jesters! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text
Haha i'm the same. I know HOW to be sexy. it just doesn't happen how it does in my head.
Its a tricky thing trying to be sexy online..
Im not that bad at flirting with people i know, its just people i like that i dont know i get a bit flustered by"
Do you think it's easier in person? I think I'm naturally flirty in person. I struggle on here because there is no natural flow.
I think the forums don't help when there are so many that are so good at it! |
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I'm so crap at flirting I'm not even going to try, but instead regale you with a tale of how rubbish I am at recognising flirting from others...
Picture the scene; I'm about 21 and living in Brighton in its heyday while it was still semi-underground in terms of being a counter-culture capital, it's a promiscuous town where everybody sleeps with everybody...bar Me, apparently - I'm sad and lonely and desperate. (Pause for the wailing of violins)
My mates are putting on a free party, in an abandoned warehouse they've broken into. I'm waiting in the queue for the tinny bar and I get chatting to this girl; we're having a bit of a laugh and that, and she goes to me "So do you come here often?" I don't even remember what I said, but about 10mins later I'm like "Hold on..."
"Do you come here often? - That's the most hackneyed, clichèd chat up line there is going! DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN??!"
*looks around*
"WE'RE IN A FUCKING ABANDONED WAREHOUSE WE'VE BROKEN INTO YOU TWAT! Do you fucking come often - she was flirting with you you fool!"
And that's how useless I am.
(Ps Madison you're gorgeous ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm so crap at flirting I'm not even going to try, but instead regale you with a tale of how rubbish I am at recognising flirting from others...
Picture the scene; I'm about 21 and living in Brighton in its heyday while it was still semi-underground in terms of being a counter-culture capital, it's a promiscuous town where everybody sleeps with everybody...bar Me, apparently - I'm sad and lonely and desperate. (Pause for the wailing of violins)
My mates are putting on a free party, in an abandoned warehouse they've broken into. I'm waiting in the queue for the tinny bar and I get chatting to this girl; we're having a bit of a laugh and that, and she goes to me "So do you come here often?" I don't even remember what I said, but about 10mins later I'm like "Hold on..."
"Do you come here often? - That's the most hackneyed, clichèd chat up line there is going! DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN??!"
*looks around*
"WE'RE IN A FUCKING ABANDONED WAREHOUSE WE'VE BROKEN INTO YOU TWAT! Do you fucking come often - she was flirting with you you fool!"
And that's how useless I am.
(Ps Madison you're gorgeous )"
Missed opportunity! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text
Haha i'm the same. I know HOW to be sexy. it just doesn't happen how it does in my head.
Its a tricky thing trying to be sexy online..
Im not that bad at flirting with people i know, its just people i like that i dont know i get a bit flustered by
Do you think it's easier in person? I think I'm naturally flirty in person. I struggle on here because there is no natural flow.
I think the forums don't help when there are so many that are so good at it! "
I reckon if in doubt just do this however inappropriate it feels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy
I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild 
I just chat inanely. They probably wish they'd brought a gag
Thought you would have liked that  "
I need my mouth to say my safe word |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster "
lovely tits |
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"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy
I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild
I just chat inanely. They probably wish they'd brought a gag
Thought you would have liked that
I need my mouth to say my safe word "
Well what if I talked so much rubbish you don’t have the chance to speak? Or could just kiss you |
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"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy
I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild
I just chat inanely. They probably wish they'd brought a gag
Thought you would have liked that
I need my mouth to say my safe word "
You can always just nod  |
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I tried to flirt with a girl in the gym, I took a massive gulp of water it got stuck in my throat and i spat it in her face and as I was apologising to her I handed her my sweaty gym towel to wipe herself. Smooth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster "
Dotty your pictures are utterly ravishing. You're a woman I could seriously settle down with. You're going to make one man very happy... or possibly more haha 
There. How's that for some bold flirting? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"I think I've definitely lost the knack of flirting on here. Probably comes slightly more easily in person "
You never flirt with me, but then I guess it's difficult to flirt with your mouth full. |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
I’m so in on this.. The tongue tied numpty who always feels a tool.
So on the same date. Sat waiting on the market steps. Just as she’s walking down a pigeon shits on my shoulder
I should have just walked there and then, but ooh no.. I stand there like a lemon with my hand on my shoulder ( erm the stench is enough to kill a rhino ) and she leans in to kiss me hello.
“We no you can’t. In fact yes you can but can I borrow your perfume first” so now I’m not only indecisive I’m an oddballs.. finally explain.
She laughs. Alls going well till a few drinks later I’m getting her to feel in my mouth for the metal plates holding my jaw together as I just felt it drop
Strange lady, never returned my calls when I got out of the hospital |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The words are in my head and mouth even but somehow my fingers struggle to translate it all into text
Haha i'm the same. I know HOW to be sexy. it just doesn't happen how it does in my head.
Its a tricky thing trying to be sexy online..
Im not that bad at flirting with people i know, its just people i like that i dont know i get a bit flustered by
Do you think it's easier in person? I think I'm naturally flirty in person. I struggle on here because there is no natural flow.
I think the forums don't help when there are so many that are so good at it!
I reckon if in doubt just do this however inappropriate it feels "
and are my most used emojis! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried to flirt with a girl in the gym, I took a massive gulp of water it got stuck in my throat and i spat it in her face and as I was apologising to her I handed her my sweaty gym towel to wipe herself. Smooth! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster
Dotty your pictures are utterly ravishing. You're a woman I could seriously settle down with. You're going to make one man very happy... or possibly more haha
There. How's that for some bold flirting? "
stop! I have no reply! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Currently beating women off with z stick
This thread isn't for me
Get out! You're too good for this thread.
Wish I was good enough for you "
Nope. Too smooth. Out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP - I'd love to get you in my studio and photograph you, you look very confident with your posing
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That's because I have no one watching when I do it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m so in on this.. The tongue tied numpty who always feels a tool.
So on the same date. Sat waiting on the market steps. Just as she’s walking down a pigeon shits on my shoulder
I should have just walked there and then, but ooh no.. I stand there like a lemon with my hand on my shoulder ( erm the stench is enough to kill a rhino ) and she leans in to kiss me hello.
“We no you can’t. In fact yes you can but can I borrow your perfume first” so now I’m not only indecisive I’m an oddballs.. finally explain.
She laughs. Alls going well till a few drinks later I’m getting her to feel in my mouth for the metal plates holding my jaw together as I just felt it drop
Strange lady, never returned my calls when I got out of the hospital "
awkward!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Currently beating women off with z stick
This thread isn't for me
Get out! You're too good for this thread.
Wish I was good enough for you
Nope. Too smooth. Out! "
Ok  |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster "
Most of the crap I put on these forums are evidential examples of my shitty flirting |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Totally hopeless at flirting - I'm the type that will think of the witty and incisive thing to say 10 minutes later!!
I've actually typed in a message on here:
"*takes a deep breath and puts on big boy pants* - so do you, you know, fancy meeting sometime?"
Or there was the time a couple who were on my hotlist came and sat next to me in a club and I couldn't bring myself to say hello let alone think of anything else to say.
The list is endless and don't get me started on picking up signals someone is interested in me - unless they club me over the head with a bat that has "I fancy you" written down the side I'm usually clueless and even when they do I think they meant to hit someone else with it!!  |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
"OP - I'd love to get you in my studio and photograph you, you look very confident with your posing
That's because I have no one watching when I do it "
How about this for cringeworthy awkward ... “your photos are amazing but it’s such a shame you only have a black and white camera. I could lend you mine that does colour”
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster "
I'm in but I'm quite good at flirting |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"I’m a big fan of your pics OP, always nice to see new ones pop up on my hotlist
Aw come on now! You're way too good at this compliment thing! Point out a flaw or something!
Nice pics Dotty, shame about your patchy skin! "
Ok, shame you won’t get your perfect arse to Glasgow next week! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm only awkward with those I truly fancy
I’m like that tbh, nerves go wild
I just chat inanely. They probably wish they'd brought a gag "
i have a gag available |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m a big fan of your pics OP, always nice to see new ones pop up on my hotlist
Aw come on now! You're way too good at this compliment thing! Point out a flaw or something!
Nice pics Dotty, shame about your patchy skin!
Ok, shame you won’t get your perfect arse to Glasgow next week! "
My arse has plans elsewhere |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm currently talking to a hottie about ironing.
Smooth.
Is it getting steamy?
I wish - I think she's getting board. "
Maybe she just has more pressing matters to attend to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With that body Dotty, you don't need to worry about your flirting skills
No arguing with that "
You're an absolute star and I wish you knew/ believed that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My messages just get deleted without reply, they are that bad "
Think most of us get that ! The best for me are when I do the hot or not stuff or compliment person above and majority of times it’s like I’m not there! You have a look and see everyone else has been but you ! But I live in hope |
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"Flirting from my neck of the woods: ‘Ow do lass - I’d like to fook thee!’
They don’t talk like that in the south east!? "
Ahhhh - but we do traditionally in Buckinghamshire *munching some straw and gurning in a decidedly licentious manner with one eye on you* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flirting from my neck of the woods: ‘Ow do lass - I’d like to fook thee!’
They don’t talk like that in the south east!?
Ahhhh - but we do traditionally in Buckinghamshire *munching some straw and gurning in a decidedly licentious manner with one eye on you* "
Sounds attractive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have no clue when men are flirting with me, unless it’s a social meet from here then I can tell but if I met someone out I’d probably talk them to death. Equally no clue how to flirt back, I’m a lost cause who’ll end up adopting all the cats |
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"Flirting from my neck of the woods: ‘Ow do lass - I’d like to fook thee!’
No need for flirting round these parts, if you want a rub out you just ask your sister."
I always knew there was a reason the boys didn't like me when I was growing up.
It's because I wasn't related to them!
(I do actually cite this as the reason, but I'm not sure people actually believe me). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster "
I want to hump your leg, OP, and leave you a glistening snail trail. |
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I am useless at flirting on hear tbh I am bad at even chatting on hear lol I find it so much easier to face to face op your gorgeous and your Scottish which is my favourite accent pity about the distance between us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster "
Dotty, you with those curves...me with no brakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is for those of us crap at flirting, who cringe at compliments and just don't have the knack of enticing others with words.
Throw in your best insulting attempt at flirting. Skirt around the person you really want to talk to or make it glaringly obvious and embarrass yourself. Anything goes!
I'll start with a mortifying plea for someone to please join in and don't leave me as the only poster "
With your pics you have no need to flirt, surely?! Your bottom deserves an award |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx"
Me naked is a terrifying option.
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx
Me naked is a terrifying option.
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I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster |
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over a year ago
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"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx
Me naked is a terrifying option.
I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster "
Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx
Me naked is a terrifying option.
I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster
Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud. "
"M'lud", now that does turn me on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx
Me naked is a terrifying option.
I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster
Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.
"M'lud", now that does turn me on!"
This really is some super awkward flirting! |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx
Me naked is a terrifying option.
I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster
Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.
"M'lud", now that does turn me on!
This really is some super awkward flirting!"
In that case we really are nailing this thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx
Me naked is a terrifying option.
I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster
Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.
"M'lud", now that does turn me on!
This really is some super awkward flirting!
In that case we really are nailing this thread!"
Rusty nailing. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx
Me naked is a terrifying option.
I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster
Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.
"M'lud", now that does turn me on!
This really is some super awkward flirting!
In that case we really are nailing this thread!
Rusty nailing. "
Nailing by any other name is still nailing! Talking of which oh yeh, when do i get to see you naked? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx
Me naked is a terrifying option.
I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster
Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.
"M'lud", now that does turn me on!
This really is some super awkward flirting!
In that case we really are nailing this thread!
Rusty nailing.
Nailing by any other name is still nailing! Talking of which oh yeh, when do i get to see you naked?"
In your nightmares. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx
Me naked is a terrifying option.
I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster
Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.
"M'lud", now that does turn me on!
This really is some super awkward flirting!
In that case we really are nailing this thread!
Rusty nailing.
Nailing by any other name is still nailing! Talking of which oh yeh, when do i get to see you naked?
In your nightmares."
Best get to sleep now then - pass the cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to fuck other men.
I want to be a man.
I’d love to get naked with you
Me or Lib?
You, I'd love to get naked with you - thanks for asking xx
Me naked is a terrifying option.
I like to live life on the edge, i can handle it - terrifying can be such a turn-on #rollercoaster
Terrifying can be such a turn-on, m’lud.
"M'lud", now that does turn me on!
This really is some super awkward flirting!
In that case we really are nailing this thread!
Rusty nailing.
Nailing by any other name is still nailing! Talking of which oh yeh, when do i get to see you naked?
In your nightmares.
Best get to sleep now then - pass the cheese "
Surely this flirting is enough cheese to satisfy antibodies needs. |
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Very true Dan
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