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Er.... 
Ok....logic dictates that I should opt for the banana up my arse as my virginal rectum may be better able to squeeze it down to a more manageable and indeed, less excruciating size as opposed to the relatively harder cucumber.....which may well prove the cause of my demoralising demise  |
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"Er....
Ok....logic dictates that I should opt for the banana up my arse as my virginal rectum may be better able to squeeze it down to a more manageable and indeed, less excruciating size as opposed to the relatively harder cucumber.....which may well prove the cause of my demoralising demise "
Of course if your cucumber is peeled and straight from the fridge there will be a bit more give and a slightly anaesthetic effect from the cold....
Now if you can name the film that idea comes from you will be awarded perv of the night! |
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Eat the cucumber. Banana up the arse.... or should that be on the arse? Given the fact that it will be peeled, no way in hell is it getting up there. It would just squish on my bum cheeks  |
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"Eat the cucumber. Banana up the arse.... or should that be on the arse? Given the fact that it will be peeled, no way in hell is it getting up there. It would just squish on my bum cheeks "
Aha! Banana Sundae |
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"Eat the cucumber. Banana up the arse.... or should that be on the arse? Given the fact that it will be peeled, no way in hell is it getting up there. It would just squish on my bum cheeks
Aha! Banana Sundae"
Maybe not peeled then. No one likes a squashed banana |
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I would eat the banana because I love bananas.
So that leaves the cucumber to go up my bum. First time for everything I suppose. I have never had a lad up there but I am willing to try salad up there |
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"I’ll pick cucumber for both
same time?? We want pics!! If not it didn’t happen 
Sent ya a pm "
I’m not double ending it with you!! not the kind of pm I was expecting   |
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