Hellooo?

Man in Sevenoaks, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 15 minutes ago

Hi girls! like Hopscotch, dinosaur puzzles and busting out tunes on my triangle. These are the kind of things that drop a woman's panties. This is where men go wrong because they don't have interesting pursuits like these!

When we're done with our sexy time we can enjoy a mug of Bovril and if we really push the boat out we can also have some cheese on toast to go with it! Anyway...

Looking to see who's out there for possible fun times. I'm friendly, chatty and quite dirty ;)

If you're fairly close, look half-decent and can hold a better conversation than Alexa (unlikely) I might consider you. Not holding my breath though! Especially when the guys outnumber the girls by about 50-1 lol. I know you women get bombarded and can't keep up.

Also, I've had numerous people arrange to meet then not turn up! Don't be one of those if we do arrange a meet. Having some basic decency doesn't cost anything.

P.S I know lots of people on here likely lie about being single/married but I'm 100% single!

Richard

44 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings