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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

In honour of lil miss mischief’s thread, complete the following for the poster above...

If I knew you were coming I would have.....

Locked the door,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake, every time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dressed in something sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dressed in something sexy

Opened the wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turned the lights off and lit some candles

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

got more ale in....

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Got the strap on and lube ready

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

pretended to be out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hidden behind the settee and turned the lights out ..

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"Hidden behind the settee and turned the lights out .."

That's basically what I said lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hidden behind the settee and turned the lights out ..

That's basically what I said lol. "

You've both beaten me to it!

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

Cleaned my bank card

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Gone camping

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Stocking and heels on

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan over a year ago

Sevenoaks

hidden the body.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barricaded the door

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

Slashed me wrists ( courtesy oh Half Man Half Biscuit)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...got into position.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Changed the locks. Nothing personal of course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baked 3 cakes...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I knew you were coming I would have.....

... aimed your dick away from my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I knew you were coming I would have.....

... aimed your dick away from my eyes.

If I knew you were coming I would have invited a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd cook you some boiled eggs

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By *ogNMuseCouple over a year ago

Surrey

Arranged a Bondathon, bring your own Sunny Delight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hidden behind the settee and turned the lights out ..

That's basically what I said lol. "

Oops! Aye it is really, sorry dude! I just read the OP and not all of the replies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Arranged a Bondathon, bring your own Sunny Delight! "

Packed my handcuffs

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By *ogNMuseCouple over a year ago

Surrey

"Arranged a Bondathon, bring your own Sunny Delight!

Packed my handcuffs

That works as well

, although I was referring to James Bond Athon - ala Alan Partridge...

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

There would be no doubt, if I was coming, you’d know.

I always rsvp.

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