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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
I do sometimes muse what you lovely Fabsters do for a job sooooo what is your job?
I’m a Lion tamer!
Just getting my whip ready for today’s taming.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fluffer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We build handbrakes for canoes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You will have to ask nicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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International man of mistery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deep drainage laying pipes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I repair holes in the spacetime continuum.
I already posted this next Thursday. |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
Specialist in calculators and spreadsheets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sell buckets of steam to power Unicorns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dream granter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can try to guess my job |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
Sub-aqua parachute tester. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sell sea shells down by the sea shore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Modern day Cinderella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t think I have a job. My mother says you don’t need to work when one owns the country. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can try to guess my job "
Dog walker? |
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I’m a fish fart collector for a well known spirit level company |
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I wring out, for a one-armed window cleaner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plasterer, message me I you need any |
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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago
Grantham |
Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Team |
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I make chocolate fire guards, and the occasional chocolate tea pot. |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"One legged arse kicker"
I read it as ‘licker’ at first ha ha.
How can you kick arse with one leg? Huh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paint mixer. I specialize in tins of tartan paint and camouflage paint.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make everyday items out of chocolate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plasterer, message me I you need any"
I bet you get loads of offers of cracks to fill? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex toy tester |
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Manufacturer of long stands for apprentices. |
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Scientists specialised in the hunting in capture of unicorns yes specially interested in they're rainbow farts..
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I make ashtrays for motorbikes |
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Prophet of advents that will never happen and freelance sperm donor x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I unblock peoples pipes |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
I make lots of hungry people happy and less hungry. |
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Weekdays Head of Potatoes.
Weekends Gilf Commander. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can try to guess my job "
I already tried that |
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By *oopy097Man
over a year ago
east mids |
I sell ice cream to the Eskimos |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I sell ice cream to the Eskimos"
Someone has to..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I read the news |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Owner of Fabswingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a firestarter,twisted firestarter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Porn star |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Owner of Fabswingers "
You’re certainly owning that avatar... |
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I analyse people's swear words on this site to see who can come up with the most inventive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Controller of chaos (mrs)
Makes life a little brighter (mr) |
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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago
Dumfries |
I drill holes to find water
It’s well boring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I analyse people's swear words on this site to see who can come up with the most inventive. "
As the owner of Fab, you’re my employee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Porn star "
Porn name? Link ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Secret agent. |
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By *pple16Man
over a year ago
Macclesfield |
Self employed photographer, shoot for the adult sites. |
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"I do sometimes muse what you lovely Fabsters do for a job sooooo what is your job?
I’m a Lion tamer!
Just getting my whip ready for today’s taming.
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A part time Lion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stone mason ... solid as a rock |
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By *ymaleMan
over a year ago
nr Bradford |
Stunt cock....when your action scene needs more reaction |
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"I analyse people's swear words on this site to see who can come up with the most inventive.
As the owner of Fab, you’re my employee " What's my salary please ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Under paid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dick about and MissJ fannies around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't really have a job, I just go out at 8 and sit in the car round the corner all day so I can come back at 5 and complain about how tired I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I put the bubbles in spirit levels |
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I did want to be a doctor but I didn’t have the patience. |
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I’m now a phycologist and analyse people on forums. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After being employed since leaving school I have the luxury if taking a break, moved 200 miles and got a house and garden to do up.
I'm actually thinking that going back to work would be easier! |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
Undercarriage inspector. |
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"Undercarriage inspector. "
Why doesn’t this surprise me? |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
Just been offered a new role as a part time penis checker....weighing up the pro’s and con’s of it now. |
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I'm a disposable lighter repairman.
I also play the triangle semi-professionally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock juggling thunder cunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm actually James Bond...but ssh don't tell anyone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sagger makers bottom knocker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quality control making sure the stripes are equal in the paint. |
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My job is filling in the coloured bits in pilau rice. |
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I get rid of chicken strips on people’s tyres whilst wearing leathers and getting my knee down |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"Undercarriage inspector.
Why doesn’t this surprise me? "
I ask permission first!! I don’t just sneak up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Modern day Cinderella "
A cleaner... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bed comfort tester |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional procrastinator! |
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I make people's dreams come true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m not the pheasant plucker........ that’s my dad |
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I am a rear gunner on a Coca Cola truck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Engineering of a certain kind. ...message me if your interested in knowing if I can be of any help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work for the department of agriculture, veterinary division,castrating farm animals,l.
The wages are low but the tips can be enormous boom boom |
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"Russian spy!"
Fake news people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need "
Spelling Inspector
‘their’ |
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"Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Team"
There are no mountains in Lincolnshire! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make people's dreams come true "
I’ll check that out personally lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Team
There are no mountains in Lincolnshire!"
There’s some rolling hills tho |
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"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need "
Help! Help! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Donald Trumps hairdresser |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need
Help! Help! "
I’ll just fire up the chopper and get my kit bag....
At your service Ma’am
Those pillows again! |
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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago
Grantham |
"Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Team
There are no mountains in Lincolnshire!"
I'd pay money to see you tackle Steep Hill in Lincoln wearing THOSE heels! |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Paint mixer. I specialize in tins of tartan paint and camouflage paint...."
Painted my house with real good camoflage paint. You wouldnt even know there was a house there.
Downside is no one can find my house |
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"I make chocolate fire guards, and the occasional chocolate tea pot."
Useful then .... lol |
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"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need
Help! Help!
I’ll just fire up the chopper and get my kit bag....
At your service Ma’am
Those pillows again! "
I was gonna say ‘ cum quick’ but don’t rush lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need
Help! Help!
I’ll just fire up the chopper and get my kit bag....
At your service Ma’am
Those pillows again!
I was gonna say ‘ cum quick’ but don’t rush lol"
Somethings just simply are not meant to be rushed and require delicate hands, a sharp mind and the ability to hold ones nerve when others might falter |
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"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need
Help! Help!
I’ll just fire up the chopper and get my kit bag....
At your service Ma’am
Those pillows again!
I was gonna say ‘ cum quick’ but don’t rush lol
Somethings just simply are not meant to be rushed and require delicate hands, a sharp mind and the ability to hold ones nerve when others might falter "
Oh I totally agree! |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
I have been a mirror technican for 30yrs.
I just cant see myself doing anything else. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carbon dioxide manufacturer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a Cyber security consultant for a group of investment firms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Astronaut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a mirror tester but can really see myself doing something else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flick buttons, spray chemtrail, the rest is PFM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Retired Jedi |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I have been a mirror technican for 30yrs.
I just cant see myself doing anything else."
My kind of man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a elevator repairman .it's an OK job..but it does have it's up's and down's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could tell you but I'd have to fuck you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a diesel fitter in a tights factory. I stand at the end of the line as they come along and say, "Yep, dese 'll fit her". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work in the cheese sandwich factory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Space ranger spiffing pirate and jolly boys own style adventurer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I build bespoke ashtrays for motorbikes and peddle bikes |
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"I make ashtrays for motorbikes "
Ah you are the one who makes them for the Honda goldwing then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work in the research department of a university.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do sometimes muse what you lovely Fabsters do for a job sooooo what is your job?
I’m a Lion tamer!
Just getting my whip ready for today’s taming.
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I’m a lion |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I work in the research department of a university...."
I'd like to work in your research department |
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When i told everyone I wanted to be a stand up comedian they all laughed.
Here I am still doing it 25yrs later, they're not laughing now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Car park attendant. It’s hard on so many levels |
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By *mp411Man
over a year ago
chester |
Odd sod carrier on the khyber pass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My actual job entails me getting down on my hands and knees and getting filthy from time to time. So worth it though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I work in the research department of a university...."
Sydney uni by any chance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Property owner/developer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nitrous oxide seller. It’s no laughing matter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I work in the research department of a university....
Sydney uni by any chance?"
G’day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am doing a three year university course in physcology.
I support those with mental health issues. Children that have been in care. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work in research and development of beds. Specifically the durability department |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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domicillary carer. one of the mad creatures that make meals, drinks, does house work and do personal care for ppls loved ones. |
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Taxman.
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Mrs FGoS thinks that I'm taxing to live with.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can try to guess my job
I already tried that"
Pole dancer |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
a joiner plus i own a small pub |
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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago
Merseyside |
"Cock Snot Extractor "
Extract away... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a professional rectal thermometer. |
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A cosmetic surgeon specialising in designer vaginas and boob jobs |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"a joiner plus i own a small pub "
Good with your hands then handsome? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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History teacher but there's no future in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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McDonalds chef, 2 gold stars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My actual job entails me getting down on my hands and knees and getting filthy from time to time. So worth it though."
Hey, mine too. |
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I'm a crash-test dummy's body double. |
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International biscuit designer. |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
I could tell you but then I would have to shred you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a Victorian explorer, I go round finding places where people already live, calling it Victoria and sticking flags in it. Currently claiming what used to be called Berlin, now of course Victoria and a province of England. |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I am a Victorian explorer, I go round finding places where people already live, calling it Victoria and sticking flags in it. Currently claiming what used to be called Berlin, now of course Victoria and a province of England."
I bet you’re Life and Soul of the party |
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By *essiCouple
over a year ago
suffolk |
Work at a convent... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Template for Zepplin makers |
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Im a monk eho works as a plastic surgeon specialising in Boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a snow shovel salesman in Dubai |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make tartan paint |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
the land of saints & sinners |
I’m a nun chucker for nunchucks.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m an acoustic engineer. I can make your room sound nicer. So no one can hear the screaming. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spy master during the week |
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Alien exterminator.
Thats why you you never see any
Your welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today I am a cushion, well that is what the cat is telling me... |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Today I am a cushion, well that is what the cat is telling me..."
If you’re a cat dad you’re my type of person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a guess |
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