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What were you infamous for in school?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was speaking to a guy on here lastnight that I was in school with and haven't seen since leaving 18 years ago  (feel old!) Anyway he said he remembers me from what he referred to as my catchphrase which was "can we do chocolate ones?"
He was on about food technology class and every week if it was something sweet I'd always ask if we could make it chocolatey, Victoria sponges, butterfly cakes, pancakes, I even asked if I could make my scones chocolate.
Was just a nice funny memory, of course different people would have different memories of me but I thought that was sweet what he remembered me by!
What were you remembered for in school? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apart from being infamous for my comedic impersonations of teachers, I'm mostly remembered for being 'the girl who got puked on over her head'!! On a coach in London as we disembarked, a boy emptied his stomach contents over me....
Peach x |
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Weirdly my school gave out certificates when we left. Every child got one.
They started serious... best in maths... best cook etc then they came on to the ‘less academic’ children....
Mine was - worlds shortest school skirt and ‘most likely to marry a premiership footballer’ lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I remember my maths teacher saying to me you'll never work with numbers. Used to tease me about it then when I worked in Barclays Bank for 18 months and he would come in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being tall. One of my School pals shared a group pic of us on Facebook of a School trip to Stackpole. Somebody commented i looked like one of the Teachers, considering i had my hair in bunches, i doubt that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reading a novel under the desk when I was in German class... Teacher clocked it and stormed over to take my book.
Tug of war with a big sweaty man and little 5' nothing 8 stone teenager over a book.
I won
Sent to the head... Again.
Don't know why he ever bothered I told him I wasn't doing German and answered every question he asked me with Inga Binga Bunga banga....
I was such an arsehole. Fb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1500 meter and 10k representative in athletics.
Was commonly known as the class clown though. Always use to crack the jokes, make the funny noises and spent far too much time in the head mistress room lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Falling through the skylight after climbing on the roof to get the ball, ended up with a broken collar bone, twisted my knee to the point it was side ways and got suspended to top it off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being fourteen with a boyfriend four years older than me. Worked out for me though! But I got badly bullied for it"
And I bet them bullies are now just jobless wanker. |
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For kneeing the class bully in the groin after he tried to put sawdust down my shirt in woodwork.yeah him and his gang got the revenge they felt they needed after to school to save face but after that he never picked on me again and I was known as the quiet one who you don’t want to get angry x |
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Never beaten at 200m, being notably faster than the bullies.
The clever nerd with bad hair.
The only open atheist in the school... The RE teachers hated that, especially when I scored higher than the rest in RE exams lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Also would be remembered for throwing a scissors at a boys head. Didn't mean to, was a lesson where the teacher hadn't turned up, everyone was in the class going nuts and throwing felts and pencils round the room at each other, I had a box of pencils next to me which I was throwing and then picked up the next thing and threw it and it just happened to be a pair of scissors, granted they were small with rounded edges but still metal and cut this boys head! The worst part was that he was a geeky boy and said that he wouldn't tell any of the teachers but I took him to the nurse and said what happened and got in a whole world of shit! |
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My boobs and long nails lol. I've been reminded over the years of breaking the Year 8 discus record by throwing 32m and it still stands today 31 years later. Being in Woman magazine as part of Class of the 90s and getting 100% in the basic numeracy exam after finishing it in 15 mins and walking out lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two expulsions numerous suspensions and stabbing a couple of bullies.  .
You sound like my old headmaster  "
Mr MacTheKnife who taught geometry, religious education and stabbing cunts up?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stealing sodium
What did you do with it? I tied magnesium ribbon I boosted around some ones skate board and lit it.?"
Experiments in the bogs with some classmates. Unfortunately when the lad keeping dixie warned a teacher was coming, the one holding the big lump shit himself and threw it into one of the bogs. The extreme exothermic reaction caused the the knackered porcelain bog to explode, so we got caught  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not been there
I'm calling the fire brigade to extinguish your pants! i did not mate . I went once in 3 years . Went to court twice lol "
has you can tell from my grammar |
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"Not been there
I'm calling the fire brigade to extinguish your pants! i did not mate . I went once in 3 years . Went to court twice lol "
Attending educational establishments does more than teach you how to speak, spell and add up correctly. For instance I know how to give someone a Chinese burn  |
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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago
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Fireworks:
Setting off a 3-shot air bomb repeater in the corridor. First ine went off outside head of years door which was open just as two and three went off zipping along the corridor bit this time straight into his office smashing trophies off the shelf and starting a small fire in his carpet.
Next was the exploding dog poo.
After sticking 30 to 40 whistling rockets that had been converted to bangers by drilling out the whistle powder.
Soon realising a member of public was walking down the ally we lit them quickly and ran off, stopping at the end to see dog-shit flying everywhere.
From the special assembly the morning after lasting until 3pm as head master refused to let anyone leave "until the two pupils who covered an old msn in dog poo yesterday came forward". Oh my god, me and my mate chewed our tongues, lips and cheeks in trying for 5 hours not to laugh snd give the game away.. I can still see lumps of poo jumping over the hedges poor guy must have got a right shock walking round the corner into that.
Then there was thr time that the class 'I can get anything and sell it for profit' came in with his Man City bag stuffed with pre-ordered rockets, bangers and air bombs.
Not a good day for him as morning was science. I managed to accidently (on purpose) drop in some lighted splints and zipped it up before swiftly moving to the other side of the class.
That baby went with a bang then many others where our heroic teacher saved the day by slinging the bag popping and banging out the second floor window.
Poor boy was suspended for 5 weeks and allowed back on his final warning.
They used to call me Pyro..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In junior school.
During PE I was dying for a wee. I asked my teacher. She told me to wait till the lesson was over, I couldn’t 
Ended up with wet knickers. |
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Breaking records, in cross country, track & swimming.
There were a few less glowing claim to fames too..
Blowing up the chemistry lab, flooding the domestic science block, setting fire to Mother Superior!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being the only boy with long hair and piercings, i was a cross between a skater / goth / emo, then about half way through our final year of school I beat up a group of bullies and was never harassed again yaaay |
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"Being the only boy with long hair and piercings, i was a cross between a skater / goth / emo, then about half way through our final year of school I beat up a group of bullies and was never harassed again yaaay"
I’m the pierced and tattoo weirdo everyone knows lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being incredibly shy and sitting hunched at my desk with the top of my jumper pulled up over my nose so only my eyes and top of my head were peeking out 
Well that's what I got told a few years back by someone I bumped in to from the same english lit' class. |
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I (M) had lots of stories for this however , as was pointed out to me, some of them could instantly identify me to some people, so a couple of small ones,
Being caught putting a guys head under the swan neck taps in chemistry lab, however, in mitigation I only did it because his long, voluminous hair was on fire from a paper aeroplane thrown through a Bunsen flame landed on his head. (I didn’t throw it either I just happened to be on the next bench) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best goalkeeping performance seen at the school,setting a fire at chemistry.Getting sent off in a school away football match erm having work experience cancelled for crashing a car in a car body shop plus a few more little minor things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funnily enough, being 'frigid'.
Wasn't interested in sex at all and turned down one too many boys, earning me the frigid title.. It also morphed into the 'dyke' title.
If only they knew me now..
Eve. x |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Funnily enough, being 'frigid'.
Wasn't interested in sex at all and turned down one too many boys, earning me the frigid title.. It also morphed into the 'dyke' title.
If only they knew me now..
Eve. x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is going to sound big headed but people at school referred to me as ‘the Loch Ness monster’
Only because they all assumed I had a big cock but no one had actually seen it... |
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For get one over the bully's who used to pick on me during metalwork classes.
I managed to trap the main ones hand in a sliding vice and tightened it's to the point where he was crying his eyes out, and the pain he was in didn't register he only had to unwind the thing.
His partner in crime was told in no uncertain terms the file I was holding would disappear down his throat if he continued to bully me.
Truth be told I just snapped and was bricking it inside, shaking like made and fearful for the rest of my schooling, to the point of leaving early and not taking my exams.
The metalwork teacher took me outside to give me a bollocking, but couldn't help laughing and patting me on the back. Told me that I was the last person he'd have expected to give those cunts what for but well done for doing so. |
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Not being a typical statistic black boy (went to a all boys school with majority black guys) and not being a hood/roadman and being a sweet boy in my school to other girls from neighbouring schools. |
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