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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Always threads on here talking about how we're time wasters because we sometimes have to cancel a date, cheats because we can't accommodate or even perverts because we like to show off our penis portraits.
Well this thread is for us men, because we're awesome and get shit done (that's why we get paid more).
We do the jobs nobody else wants, we clean the sewers, lay down the tarmac for everyone's use, hell, we rule the world!
So this thread is for us men! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love you men! Without you all, we would be nothing. xx
Yes you would
Our saviour!!! King Cake
I prefer Master Cake, but I can settle for King"
Sorry Master |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love you men! Without you all, we would be nothing. xx
Yes you would
Our saviour!!! King Cake
I prefer Master Cake, but I can settle for King
Sorry Master"
Ooooft. I twinged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always threads on here talking about how we're time wasters because we sometimes have to cancel a date, cheats because we can't accommodate or even perverts because we like to show off our penis portraits.
Well this thread is for us men, because we're awesome and get shit done (that's why we get paid more).
We do the jobs nobody else wants, we clean the sewers, lay down the tarmac for everyone's use, hell, we rule the world!
So this thread is for us men! "
Penis portraits  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties "
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco "
The best parties  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always threads on here talking about how we're time wasters because we sometimes have to cancel a date, cheats because we can't accommodate or even perverts because we like to show off our penis portraits.
Well this thread is for us men, because we're awesome and get shit done (that's why we get paid more).
We do the jobs nobody else wants, we clean the sewers, lay down the tarmac for everyone's use, hell, we rule the world!
So this thread is for us men!
Penis portraits "
Sounds much classier than dick pic doesn't it  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco "
Wow now that is a party  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties "
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth "
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now "
Feel like we need a private messengee group for these parties queen ahahah |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now "
Do I need my swimming shorts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now
Do I need my swimming shorts "
No. Mankini |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now
Feel like we need a private messengee group for these parties queen ahahah"
Don't forget us old fuddy duddies who missed out on the fun in the black and white days  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now
Do I need my swimming shorts
No. Mankini"
I've got a hanky and 2 shoelaces is that ok instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now
Feel like we need a private messengee group for these parties queen ahahah"
I’m getting that vibe too!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now
Feel like we need a private messengee group for these parties queen ahahah
I’m getting that vibe too!! "
Hmm need more than just one taker though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now
Feel like we need a private messengee group for these parties queen ahahah
I’m getting that vibe too!!
Hmm need more than just one taker though "
I’m sure we could find a few  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now
Feel like we need a private messengee group for these parties queen ahahah
I’m getting that vibe too!!
Hmm need more than just one taker though
I’m sure we could find a few "
Quite easily I bet.
May I suggest alphabetical preference,
Yours sincerely
Aaron A. Aardvark
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man here waiting to feel the
Feel my tits instead xx
Well if you insist
Can feel mine too.. we come as a pair
We do. We’re great at parties
I'm going to the wrong parties
Ahh need to find the ones that have me and queen in the hot tub with prosecco
The best parties
The sort I never got invited to in my misspent youth
We weren’t born in your youth...but it’s okay, we’ll invite you, and all the other men now
Feel like we need a private messengee group for these parties queen ahahah
I’m getting that vibe too!!
Hmm need more than just one taker though
I’m sure we could find a few "
Yes, you will  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always threads on here talking about how we're time wasters because we sometimes have to cancel a date, cheats because we can't accommodate or even perverts because we like to show off our penis portraits.
Well this thread is for us men, because we're awesome and get shit done (that's why we get paid more).
We do the jobs nobody else wants, we clean the sewers, lay down the tarmac for everyone's use, hell, we rule the world!
So this thread is for us men! "
We love you men  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love men I'd be lost without you, as would the majority of people on here.
Yep, women and map reading directions eh?
*hides* " and no one mention the parking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love men I'd be lost without you, as would the majority of people on here.
Yep, women and map reading directions eh?
*hides* and no one mention the parking "
Probably just shouldn't mention driving in general  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo
"
Give the lady a record deal!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need some shelves putting up if anyone's free..... "
Don't upset the feminists. Even though you have a choice about doing the shelves yourself or getting a man to do them, you absolutely have to do them yourself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo
"
Sometimes I could marry you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo
Give the lady a record deal!! "
You're not thinking again are you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo
Give the lady a record deal!!
You're not thinking again are you? "
I'm thinking...why are you so far  |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
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"I need some shelves putting up if anyone's free.....
Don't upset the feminists. Even though you have a choice about doing the shelves yourself or getting a man to do them, you absolutely have to do them yourself "
That's a shame, I do like a man in overalls, dripping with sweat......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo
Give the lady a record deal!!
You're not thinking again are you?
I'm thinking...why are you so far "
Smooth  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need some shelves putting up if anyone's free.....
Don't upset the feminists. Even though you have a choice about doing the shelves yourself or getting a man to do them, you absolutely have to do them yourself
That's a shame, I do like a man in overalls, dripping with sweat...... "
Ahh go on then. I'm a dab hand with a powder tool.
Where do you want drilling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men men men
Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo
Give the lady a record deal!!
You're not thinking again are you?
I'm thinking...why are you so far
Smooth "
It's true!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shout out to all the men that go to work so women can stay at home and binge Jeremy Kyle while "watching" the kids "
Not exactly making men look good here... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shout out to all the men that go to work so women can stay at home and binge Jeremy Kyle while "watching" the kids
Not exactly making men look good here..."
No, you are not. Can you bring a more positive attitude please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shout out to all the men that go to work so women can stay at home and binge Jeremy Kyle while "watching" the kids "
I once saw a woman at 8:30am walking her kids to school, pushing a stroller with a drinks holder containing a can if Strongbow.
I wasn't sure if I was disgusted or jealous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shout out to all the men that go to work so women can stay at home and binge Jeremy Kyle while "watching" the kids
I once saw a woman at 8:30am walking her kids to school, pushing a stroller with a drinks holder containing a can if Strongbow.
I wasn't sure if I was disgusted or jealous."
I once saw a man vomit on a tramp. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shout out to all the men that go to work so women can stay at home and binge Jeremy Kyle while "watching" the kids "
And don't forget Judge Rinder at 2pm. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shout out to all the men that go to work so women can stay at home and binge Jeremy Kyle while "watching" the kids
And don't forget Judge Rinder at 2pm."
Wouldn't know, too busy at work |
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"Shout out to all the men that go to work so women can stay at home and binge Jeremy Kyle while "watching" the kids "
And drink prosecco in the hot tub while reading men appreciation threads on fabs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Shout out to all the men that go to work so women can stay at home and binge Jeremy Kyle while "watching" the kids
And don't forget Judge Rinder at 2pm."
Would you judge my rinder? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love men I'd be lost without you, as would the majority of people on here.
Yep, women and map reading directions eh?
*hides* and no one mention the parking
Probably just shouldn't mention driving in general "
Noticed you boys didn't mention reversing, because you know women do it better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love men I'd be lost without you, as would the majority of people on here.
Yep, women and map reading directions eh?
*hides* and no one mention the parking
Probably just shouldn't mention driving in general
Noticed you boys didn't mention reversing, because you know women do it better "
I've no idea how you got to that conclusion |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"I need some shelves putting up if anyone's free.....
Don't upset the feminists. Even though you have a choice about doing the shelves yourself or getting a man to do them, you absolutely have to do them yourself
That's a shame, I do like a man in overalls, dripping with sweat......
Ahh go on then. I'm a dab hand with a powder tool.
Where do you want drilling "
That's lovely of you to offer....
The usual places please.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need some shelves putting up if anyone's free.....
Don't upset the feminists. Even though you have a choice about doing the shelves yourself or getting a man to do them, you absolutely have to do them yourself
That's a shame, I do like a man in overalls, dripping with sweat......
Ahh go on then. I'm a dab hand with a powder tool.
Where do you want drilling
That's lovely of you to offer....
The usual places please. "
PM the address  |
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