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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago
deptford London |
"White bread/Brown bread, incinerated or soft & tender bacon, streaky or back, buttered or unbuttered bread?
Sex before or after?
This has been a dilemma for decades  "
always brown for health, but white taste better, crispy back bacon, butter and ketchup, one before sex and one after |
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over a year ago
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White bread, pop the bread in the microwave for 20 seconds so when you butter it, the butter melts straight away 
Loaaaads of bacon, and a wee bit of tomato sauce. Or brown sauce. I’m fine with either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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white, buttered, crispy bacon but nt so crispy it shatters and hurts my mouth. with brownsauce please.
dont need sex before or after as long as i get the bacon buttie |
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"White bread/Brown bread, incinerated or soft & tender bacon, streaky or back, buttered or unbuttered bread?
Sex before or after?
This has been a dilemma for decades "
White Bread
Crispy
Ketchup
Sex
Sleep
Repeat
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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago
deptford London |
"White bread, pop the bread in the microwave for 20 seconds so when you butter it, the butter melts straight away
Loaaaads of bacon, and a wee bit of tomato sauce. Or brown sauce. I’m fine with either "
White bread, pop the bread in the microwave for 20 seconds so when you butter it, the butter melts straight away
Simply amazing , thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"White bread/Brown bread, incinerated or soft & tender bacon, streaky or back, buttered or unbuttered bread?
Sex before or after?
This has been a dilemma for decades "
Granary bread - VERY lightly toasted.
Nicely crisped back bacon.
Lurpack butter.
Sex before. But wouldn't say no to after if it was a good sandwich!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"White bread, pop the bread in the microwave for 20 seconds so when you butter it, the butter melts straight away
Loaaaads of bacon, and a wee bit of tomato sauce. Or brown sauce. I’m fine with either "
I must try the bread in the microwave trick. |
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Bacon sandwich, love that episode of the young ones
Security Guard: Hang On, What's that?
Vyvyan: It's my mascot.
Security Guard: A pig?
Vyvyan: No!
Security Guard: It is.
Vyvyan: It's not, it's a ferret. A severely deformed ferret, I'll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.
Security Guard: Looks exactly like a pig.
Vyvyan: Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret.
Security Guard: Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn't it?
Vyvyan: Ha ha! And that's where I had you fooled. Because it's not a ferret, it's a pig. |
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The Horn cafe between Dundee and Perth does the best bacon sandwiches. Big white softie (roll/bun/barm/cob/whatever) full to overflowing with crispy streaky bacon.
Ah home, white bread, really butter, crispy smoked bacon and a wee bit of tomato sauce. And a huge mug of tea. Or if you have no concerns about cholesterol - a buttery split in half , and filled with crispy bacon and tomato sauce |
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"The Horn cafe between Dundee and Perth does the best bacon sandwiches. Big white softie (roll/bun/barm/cob/whatever) full to overflowing with crispy streaky bacon.
Ah home, white bread, really butter, crispy smoked bacon and a wee bit of tomato sauce. And a huge mug of tea. Or if you have no concerns about cholesterol - a buttery split in half , and filled with crispy bacon and tomato sauce "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it's white bread it has to be fresh not packet crap, and brown sauce.
Prefer pumpkin seed bread and mayo though."
Sorry you are not allowed mayo with bacon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of sex to work up an appetite.
Soft white bread. It’s the only thing I’ll for which I’ll use packet bread.
Crispy streaky.
Butter.
Bacon fat licked off a nipple while you’re making it.
Tommy K.
Heaven.
More sex. |
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"Lots of sex to work up an appetite.
Soft white bread. It’s the only thing I’ll for which I’ll use packet bread.
Crispy streaky.
Butter.
Bacon fat licked off a nipple while you’re making it.
Tommy K.
Heaven.
More sex."
Hahaha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bacon sandwitch after the fuck, smoked/cured bacon, butter, brown granary bread, burnt to a crisp, lettuce, tomato, mayo and if your feeling particularly bad, then a few crisps on top before being squashed by the palm of your hand to about 3 inches thick ... Oh holy fuck.... Well I'm defo having one later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Time to start a fab cook book?"
Someone gave me the perfect Victoria sponge recipe on here.
I've lost it but I'm seriously considering tracking down the thread on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toasted white bread, butter, English mustard, lots of smoked streaky bacon, very crispy. First 2 "9's" pressed on phone, only one to press if heart attack occurs! |
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Thick white squidgy bread, lots of smoked crispy bacon, and a bit of butter. No sauce.
Nothing worse than asking for it to be crispy, and them not quite getting that crispy does actually mean crispy.
Never used to bother with the butter, although weirdly did with a roll and sausage. (Not to be confused with a sausage roll, obvs. That’s just annoying!). I’ve seen the error of my ways on this!
The Cosy Club does amazing bacon sandwiches. I’ve caused confusion in the past when they bring two out and walk straight past me if I’m on my own. What can I say? It was a late brunch and I was hungry!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crusty French baguette, smoked back bacon, cooked to crispy edge, lots of it, buttered bread, lashings of brown sauce. Sex before, because after I've eaten that, I'm on the way to a food coma. |
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I must be in a minority as I like my bacon limp.
Straight out the pan, into a buttered roll with tomato or brown sauce (or both, as I am notably uncouth).
Melty, squishy goodness.
Oh.....I quite enjoy sex to. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"White bread/Brown bread, incinerated or soft & tender bacon, streaky or back, buttered or unbuttered bread?
Sex before or after?
This has been a dilemma for decades "
White bread
Incinerated bacon
Streaky and back bacon
Buttered.
Never had sex before or after but wood like both. |
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