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Don't believe everything you see on television - Abraham Lincoln.
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Lordy, lordy, my bottoms on fire. Joan of Arc. |
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“It’s coming home”
Broudie, Baddiel, Skinner. |
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A life making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.
? George Bernard Shaw |
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over a year ago
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"I need this parade like I need a hole in the head"
- John F Kennedy |
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over a year ago
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There's fuckall on .
That guy who invented the telly |
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"There is nothing impossible to him who will try." - Alexander the Great |
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over a year ago
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The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Marcus Aurelius |
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over a year ago
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"This play is good, I hope nobody ruins the end for me"
- Abraham Lincoln |
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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago
Bristol East |
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about
- Oscar Wilde |
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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago
St helens |
Let them eat cake....mmmmmmmm.... cake..xx |
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When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.”
Alexander Graham Bell
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over a year ago
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è meglio essere la testa di un topo che la coda di un leone
“It is better to have the head of a mouse than a tail of a lion”
Horacio Pagani |
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Some of you are taking this too seriously - Stingly Byron  |
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over a year ago
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To bend or not to bend that is the question so ask the bloody question and see what happens
-Me- |
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I might not be perfect, but I'm perfectly me. - _rincess peach |
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""I need this parade like I need a hole in the head"
- John F Kennedy "
You've got it.....  |
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"What the fuck was that?" -
Mayor of Hiroshima. |
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over a year ago
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"There's fuckall on .
That guy who invented the telly "
John Logie Baird per chance!  |
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over a year ago
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I fucking hate kids.
Richard III |
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Where's all this water coming from...captain of the Titanic |
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"Why don't you go out for an Indian with the boys?"
Mrs. Elizabeth Custer |
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For every drop of rain that falls a peanut grows, carter  |
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"All that glitters is not gold" Ben Johnson. |
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over a year ago
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I did not have sex with that woman, clinton  |
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"I know, I'll promise a referendum on the EU. That will cement me in power and ensue strong and stable government for the foreseeable future"
David Cameron. |
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You were only supposed to blow the bloody door off !
Direct quote from the factual documentary about an Italian heist using mini Cooper's. |
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"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist......"
US General John Sedgewick  |
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"There's fuckall on .
That guy who invented the telly
John Logie Baird per chance! "
That's him |
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over a year ago
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Why is he telling everyone to shoot at me ?
William the Zulu ( that joke will go over everyone's heads ) |
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"You were only supposed to blow the bloody door off !
Direct quote from the factual documentary about an Italian heist using mini Cooper's."
Using Mini Cooper's what? |
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"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts.
Marcus Aurelius"
I love this!! |
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over a year ago
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''Don’t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect''
- Unknown |
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"Why is he telling everyone to shoot at me ?
William the Zulu ( that joke will go over everyone's heads )"
I got it |
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over a year ago
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" I'll keep an eye out for those Frenchies"
Admiral Lord Nelson |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
Humanity does not come with citizenship... Joe Kennedy III |
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over a year ago
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Tornado? What tornado? There's no tornado forecast in the next 24 hrs
Michael Fish |
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When a body is immersed in water...it gets wet.
Archimedes Principle |
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"Why is he telling everyone to shoot at me ?
William the Zulu ( that joke will go over everyone's heads )
I got it "
Me too. |
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over a year ago
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Footballs coming home..... Ballox it is |
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over a year ago
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God made the world in 6 days,
Then he rested.
Then he made man,
He then rested.
He then made women,
So we never rest,
Lol sorry lady's just bit of banter |
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By *donielMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
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By *donielMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Why is he telling everyone to shoot at me ?
William the Zulu ( that joke will go over everyone's heads )
I got it
Me too. "
Poor Will |
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You want to confess to WHAT?
Michael Jackson's doctor. |
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‘Please can we just stop all this fighting for a moment? I appear to have something in my eye....’ - Harold Godwinson |
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"Tornado? What tornado? There's no tornado forecast in the next 24 hrs
Michael Fish"
remember this! Couldn’t have been more wrong! |
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I'm just popping to the shops, don't worry, the ovens down low, the cakes will be fine - King Alfred |
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By *donielMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Blackadder
Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again... |
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over a year ago
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Look after your broom |
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I don't think marriage is for me - King Henry VIII |
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"God made the world in 6 days,
Then he rested.
Then he made man,
He then rested.
He then made women,
So we never rest,
Lol sorry lady's just bit of banter"
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Does that mean we have to give up our British Citizenship . Coz I'm buggered if I'm becoming a German. Oz series one Auf Wiedersehen Pet |
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"What Indians?"
Gen Custer |
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‘Eureka!’ - Archimedes.
Followed by: ‘Shit! The waters’ gone over the bloody sides now!’ |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
Do to others what you would like them to do to you - Jesus |
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"Do to others what you would like them to do to you - Jesus"
He also famously exclaimed, ‘Why couldn’t these arseholes have just used Solvite?’ |
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"There's nothing ambiguous about Scouting for Boys!"
Baden-Powell
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Just when you think things can’t get any worse , they fucking do - Adolf Hiltler 1945 |
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"Blackadder
Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again... "
Another great one from Blackadder.
I am a colossal pervert. No type of depravity is foreign to me. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.
The Bishop of Bath and Wells |
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Do you want anything from the shop love?....Ghengis to Mrs Khan. |
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"Look after your broom"
And that's what I've done. Maintained it for 20 years. This old broom's had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time. |
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There is nothing so aggravating to a woman than the sight of a man at his leisure
- Me (after being presented with 'The List' upon having the temerity to have some time off)
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"There's more to be learned up a cow's arse than any textbook."
Siegfried Farnon
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"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do" joss whedon |
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"History is just one fucking thing after another".....Alan Bennett, The History Boys. |
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Captain oats to captain Scott ...I’m just popping out to get some ice x |
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I can resist anything except temptation - Oscar Wilde
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It was all right when it left here...
Man who built Titanic |
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“Stayed in. Stayed in. Stayed in...”
The Diary of Anne Frank. |
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"Why is he telling everyone to shoot at me ?
William the Zulu ( that joke will go over everyone's heads )"
LOL |
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What the fuck was that ?
The mayor of Nagasaki Japan 1945 |
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The most beautiful curve on a woman's body is her smile
Bob Marley
There is nothing more beautiful than the look of a woman in love |
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Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
Einstein |
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Attend equality and diversity training - Adolf Hitler. |
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It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. dont stop dont ..... shit you stopped !
confucious |
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The hearty man ate a condemned breakfast
My grandad to my nan |
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" Eww People
Maryfuckingpoppins TM |
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I didn't fall asleep, the damn tortoise drugged me - Hare. |
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Ho hum ... David Cameron |
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‘If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough’
Albert Einstein |
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Boys never grow up - J M Barrie |
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‘In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different’
Coco Chanel
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As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping masturbate and picking dead skin off." -- Audrey Hepburn |
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‘The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart’
Helen Keller
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‘Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago’
Warren Buffett |
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Not even the romans would have put Tommy Smith Lions.
The animal lovers would have tore the stadium down.
Bill Shankley |
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you can not be serious John McEnroe |
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Not even the romans would have put Tommy Smith in with the Lions,
The Animal lovers would have torn down the stadium.
Bill Shankley |
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‘Yes, I’ll have to get back to you on that one; I’m a bit tied up at the moment..............glug!’
-Captain Ahab
‘Fancy a dip?’
-Whale |
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Duck,Why?
King Harold c1066 |
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“More good women have been lost to marriage…than to war, famine, disease, and disaster. You have talent, darling. Don’t squander it.”
-Cruella De Vil |
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We are not makers of history we are made by history........ Martin Luther |
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"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea" - Nancy Astor
"If I was your husband, I would drink it" - Winston Churchill |
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General John Sedgewick
‘Don’t worry; they couldn’t hit an elephant at this distan.....’ |
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What fukin iceberg? Captain of titanic |
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What fukin iceberg? Captain of titanic |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Ready Steady Cook" Ainslie Harriet |
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“The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.”
Bob Marley |
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Way to spoil a good tit.
- Mata Hari |
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over a year ago
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"Eugh.
- Marquis de Sade. "
thwack you meant |
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"Eugh.
- Marquis de Sade. thwack you meant "
Or ‘sorry, u ok?’ |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14 |
Alice?
Who the fuck is Alice?
Smokie. |
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ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL: "At last! I've done it! I've created a practical communication device that I shall call 'the Telephone'."
[Phone rings]
ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL: "Hello?... Who?... No I have never taken out PPI." |
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Yippeeeeee
Third man on the moon |
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"“Stayed in. Stayed in. Stayed in...”
The Diary of Anne Frank."
That fucking cracked me up |
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"Eugh.
- Marquis de Sade. thwack you meant
Or ‘sorry, u ok?’ "
or sorry you OK in that manacle? |
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"“Stayed in. Stayed in. Stayed in...”
The Diary of Anne Frank."
My face just went
Nice work sir. |
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over a year ago
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It wasn't me. |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that. |
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"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping masturbate and picking dead skin off." -- Audrey Hepburn"
I'm going to get that as a tattoo. |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping masturbate and picking dead skin off." -- Audrey Hepburn
I'm going to get that as a tattoo. "
I don’t have a dead skin fetish but it sounds like a fun way to spend an evening with someone. Less emphasis on the latter though not averse to some post coital grooming |
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For everyone hot woman there is somewhere a guy tired of fucking her |
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What does this button do....?
Copilot, space shuttle Challenger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Martin Luther king........ I had a dream actually it was a nightmare |
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"“The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.”
Bob Marley"
That, I like ...  |
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over a year ago
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Napoleon......... My Kingdom for a horse dick |
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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago
Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance |
What fekin tree
Marc Bolan
In our day you could always leave your back doors open.
My Nan 1976
what a Slapper ??
careful you'll have somebody's eye out with that.
Lord Nelson |
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Only boring people get bored
Me |
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over a year ago
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"Only boring people get bored
Me "
Depressed people?
Bedridden?
Homeless?
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Your highness is like a stream of bats piss.... |
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"I ain't gay, but £20 is £20" - OP |
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""Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea" - Nancy Astor
"If I was your husband, I would drink it" - Winston Churchill"
And the same two. "You sir, are d*unk." "I may be d*unk madam, but you are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning". |
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By *ighorn2006Man
over a year ago
Ceredigion / N France |
"What the fuck was that ?"
Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 |
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over a year ago
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Like a virgin-Madonna |
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over a year ago
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I told you I was ill - spike milligan's headstone.
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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago
Dumfries |
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"TV: It's only chewing gum for the eyes.”
-Frank Lloyd Wright |
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over a year ago
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"It wasn't me."
"It was like that when I got here"
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By *av_55Man
over a year ago
NE |
"“The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.”
Bob Marley"
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"“The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her.”
Bob Marley "
Who are you to judge the life I live?
I am not perfect and I don’t have to be!
Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean!
Bob Marley |
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Can you smell smoke? Thomas Farriner, London 1666. |
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"Oooh look at that lovely horse" Emily Wilding Davison |
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"only God can judge me"
One of my clients. Just before a judge judged him and sent him to prison for five years. |
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""Oooh look at that lovely horse" Emily Wilding Davison"
"Oooh look at that lovely horse" - the population of Troy. |
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""Oooh look at that lovely horse" Emily Wilding Davison
"Oooh look at that lovely horse" - the population of Troy."
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over a year ago
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"See I told you it was possible to light a Fart" Pilot of the Hindenburg |
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"What tree?" Sonny Bono/ Marc Bolan
"What speedboat?" Kirsty MaColl |
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Stupid is as stupid does
Forrest Gump |
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over a year ago
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""I ain't gay, but £20 is £20" - OP"
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
""I ain't gay, but £20 is £20" - OP
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Someone's being unfairy |
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over a year ago
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Try not!
Do, or do not!
There is no try.
Master Yoda
The empire strikes back  |
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over a year ago
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"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." Oscar wilde |
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''Never bullshit a bullshitter'' - Donald Trump |
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Don't look up Harold... |
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Civilisation, has there ever been such a thing? Will there ever be such a thing? |
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"...maybe it's because im black..."
Lewis Hamilton whenever he loses a race... |
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What the fuck was that. The mayor of Hiroshima |
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"Some of you are taking this too seriously - Stingly Byron "
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"Only boring people get bored
Me "
I said that too |
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If you do not go for a hole you are no longer a man
Senna |
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"Some of you are taking this too seriously - Stingly Byron
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I love that guy..... |
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"Do to others what you would like them to do to you - Jesus"
He’s not the messiah ... he’s a very naughty boy
Brian’s mum ... just after brian ripped off Jesus quote |
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No...no...definitely not me...I didn't say anything about the missiles....Kim Jong-Un |
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‘Fuck, that was fucking amazing...the best blowjob I’ve ever fucking had...don’t stop...’ my husband very often, and my fuck buddy twice  |
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over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 12/07/18 16:12:58]"
Brenda777 |
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Logic will get you from A to Z.
Imagination will take you everywhere
Albert Einstein |
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Shut that door........Larry Grayson |
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Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen |
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Chase me chase me........... USAIN BOLT |
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'I may be d*unk, but Madam, you'll still be ugly in the morning.'
Mr Churchill |
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“ Sir If you were my husband I would poison your tea” - “ Madame if I were your husband I’d drink it!”
Winston Churchill to lady Astor |
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I had a dream.............. Freddie nightmare on elm Street |
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Churchill....If your going through hell...keep going. |
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Too serious people, way too serious......
Singly Byron.
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