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What have have you learnt from Fab?
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To have thick skin.
That's it's all just words of strangers.
There are some diamond folk.
There are some utter cunts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not to take fab as seriously as some do .
There are some rather spiffing friends to be made .
That a bloke who has just turned 50 can still be quite attractive to women |
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When someone uses x3 question marks then shits about to go down and shots are being fired. It's serious business |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone uses x3 question marks then shits about to go down and shots are being fired. It's serious business"
What do you mean???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That the hot sexy women within a mile dont want to have sex with me 
That the midlands is far busier and active swinging wise than the north west.
That so many men are straight but like willy.
That there are some funny fuckers out there.
That everybody is a possible swinger. |
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By *onabardMan
over a year ago
Warks - Worcs - Gloucs |
That its a very low hit rate for males |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
Trust my gut instinct as it's always right.
Most men will say anything to get their dick wet.
Everyone is stunning ,even when live on cam picking your nose and eating it.
Men often get the arse if they think you've met someone else although it's ok for them to do it |
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There's a serious lack of black and Asian female swingers in Liverpool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That keyboard warriors are rife on here |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"That keyboard warriors are rife on here"
Welcome to the internet in general  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im a little naughtier than i thought i was and
Im shit hot in the sack  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lot of time wasters on here I don't think any real meets ever happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That Fab has to be the most fantabulous site we've ever discovered  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of time wasters on here I don't think any real meets ever happen "
oh they do, they're just not meeting you it seems.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Petra fies I don't understand why been on here for a few months I hardly get any replies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Petra fies I don't understand why been on here for a few months I hardly get any replies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
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I've learnt (as if I didn't already know) that if you want to get ahead,you need to get a hat.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
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that beautiful weird nutty people exist |
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After a particularly spicy forum argument I learnt the word Gunt and it’s meaning.
Also people will literally be offended by anything on here. |
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Oh and it’s possible to have a shed gangbang 
Apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
I've learnt (as if I didn't already know) that if you want to get ahead,you need to get a hat. "
If you want to get head get a hat? Oh my heading to milliners now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have learnt that despite in life where I have the patience of a saint...on fab I have the patience of a gnat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some people will say anything for a reaction  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I learned that Fab is a free website and I should be happy with whatever I get out of it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
I've learnt (as if I didn't already know) that if you want to get ahead,you need to get a hat. If you want to get head get a hat? Oh my heading to milliners now "
I 100% guarantee that you will be inundated with messages saying 'nice hat'. People on here do seem to like hats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I’ve learned lots of stuff:
• i am obviously not meet worthy as I get no replies or had any meets in years,
• So called straight men message me regularly wanting my body,
• i kill forums posts easily with a single post
• When I post on a thread if I don’t kill it no one seems to notice my comment
• while I’m house bound I been after chat and friends to give me nice chats and keep me sane and no one wants to help
• there are lovely people on the forum and some nasty people
Finally I didn’t know I could make a list so easily haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
I've learnt (as if I didn't already know) that if you want to get ahead,you need to get a hat. If you want to get head get a hat? Oh my heading to milliners now
I 100% guarantee that you will be inundated with messages saying 'nice hat'. People on here do seem to like hats. "
why...... Stops sun getting to your face and makes your head perspire |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
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I 100% guarantee that you will be inundated with messages saying 'nice hat'. People on here do seem to like hats. "
Nice Tits |
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I think the stuff I've learned and found most useful is completely non sexual ... like, if you're chopping onions put a glass of water near so the fumes will be attracted to that instead of the moisture in your eyes. I'm also very grateful to whoever it was ages ago on a foodie thread who informed me you could buy such a thing as piccalilli sauce 'up north' (in the north west anyway) thereby satisfying a craving I'd had for almost 30 years.
Not very exciting I know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
I've learnt (as if I didn't already know) that if you want to get ahead,you need to get a hat. "
True story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I 100% guarantee that you will be inundated with messages saying 'nice hat'. People on here do seem to like hats.
Nice Tits "
But what about my hat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I 100% guarantee that you will be inundated with messages saying 'nice hat'. People on here do seem to like hats.
Nice Tits
But what about my hat? "
hides that beautiful face gina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
I've learnt (as if I didn't already know) that if you want to get ahead,you need to get a hat.
True story "
All hats are good but some are more gooder than others.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the stuff I've learned and found most useful is completely non sexual ... like, if you're chopping onions put a glass of water near so the fumes will be attracted to that instead of the moisture in your eyes. I'm also very grateful to whoever it was ages ago on a foodie thread who informed me you could buy such a thing as piccalilli sauce 'up north' (in the north west anyway) thereby satisfying a craving I'd had for almost 30 years.
Not very exciting I know you like food don't you? "
Yeah, everything else on here just passes over my head but give me a nice piece of meat and plenty of sauce and I'm happy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
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I have learnt that nothing ever turns out the way you hope or think it will ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That it's not just about sex, you can make long lasting friendships with people and people will understand and support you.
There are also quite a lot of cunts too |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
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I 100% guarantee that you will be inundated with messages saying 'nice hat'. People on here do seem to like hats.
Nice Tits
But what about my hat? "
What hat? |
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"Oh and it’s possible to have a shed gangbang
Apparently "
The splinters !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
I've learnt (as if I didn't already know) that if you want to get ahead,you need to get a hat.
True story
All hats are good but some are more gooder than others. "
And some hats are overly complicated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I 100% guarantee that you will be inundated with messages saying 'nice hat'. People on here do seem to like hats.
Nice Tits
But what about my hat? What hat? "
That is the CORRECT answer. |
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
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I 100% guarantee that you will be inundated with messages saying 'nice hat'. People on here do seem to like hats.
Nice Tits
But what about my hat? What hat?
That is the CORRECT answer. "
Have to say, that is a first for today. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
I've learnt (as if I didn't already know) that if you want to get ahead,you need to get a hat.
True story
All hats are good but some are more gooder than others.
And some hats are overly complicated "
There are woolly hats,felt hats,plain hats,ornate hats decorated with shiny trinkets,there are hard hats and there are soft hats. there are even hats worn backwards....they all perform the same function,keeping the rain off and the brilliant minds underneath,protected.
(apparently they also draw attention to your boobs,,,,I just learned that today ). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
I've learnt (as if I didn't already know) that if you want to get ahead,you need to get a hat.
True story
All hats are good but some are more gooder than others.
And some hats are overly complicated
There are woolly hats,felt hats,plain hats,ornate hats decorated with shiny trinkets,there are hard hats and there are soft hats. there are even hats worn backwards....they all perform the same function,keeping the rain off and the brilliant minds underneath,protected.
(apparently they also draw attention to your boobs,,,,I just learned that today )."
My hats never bring attention to my boobs |
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By *iger.10Man
over a year ago
Llantrisant |
"I think the stuff I've learned and found most useful is completely non sexual ... like, if you're chopping onions put a glass of water near so the fumes will be attracted to that instead of the moisture in your eyes. I'm also very grateful to whoever it was ages ago on a foodie thread who informed me you could buy such a thing as piccalilli sauce 'up north' (in the north west anyway) thereby satisfying a craving I'd had for almost 30 years.
Not very exciting I know you like food don't you?
Yeah, everything else on here just passes over my head but give me a nice piece of meat and plenty of sauce and I'm happy! "
Wow, thanks for the onions tip..that's jumped to top of the best reason I joined here..
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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
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My hats never bring attention to my boobs "
Nice tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hats never bring attention to my boobs
Nice tits"
Aww thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apperently I'm absolutely beautiful.
Ha ha.
Oh, and penises come in many shapes and sizes and some are really really Big. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That I'm the most beautiful woman on fab. That one guy told me so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hats never bring attention to my boobs
Nice tits"
Yeah,phwoaarr!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That you can size up any cock with a sky remote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh it’s far too long a list!
I’ve learnt things about myself, about people in general, about completely non sexual stuff and so many sexual things!
But most importantly I’ve learned if someone mentions a sexual practise that you don’t know; never ever (and I can’t stress this enough), ever google it! There are some things that you can’t unsee.
Innocence is the first casualty of fab membership... |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
So many of the things already mentioned in this thread, but probably the biggest thing I've learned, and have (grudgingly) come to accept, is that I am actually attractive to some people - not something I'd ever really thought in the 50 odd years before Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh it’s far too long a list!
I’ve learnt things about myself, about people in general, about completely non sexual stuff and so many sexual things!
But most importantly I’ve learned if someone mentions a sexual practise that you don’t know; never ever (and I can’t stress this enough), ever google it! There are some things that you can’t unsee.
Innocence is the first casualty of fab membership..."
Oh I was so innocent, Id never ever even been sent an unsolicited cock pic in my whole 41 yrs. Im quite familiar with the look of them now |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds |
I've learnt that if I use the vegetables I see being inserted in various places make a fabulous stew..
I've also learnt that my 11" cock isnt exceptional.... in fact it's standard for all compulsive liars |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
In cave behind a waterfall on a hill |
That its always easier to walk away...
May not be better, but its easier... |
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Not to have any expectations.
Don’t take anyone at face value (except us )
A lot of fun can be had in the forums.
Everyone likes cake |
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I’ve learned that the least expected things can actually happen.
I’ve learned that with the right people I can be more sexually adventurous than I might have thought.
I’ve learned that despite being rejected by 99% of people, the 1% happen to be the most amazing people.
I’ve learned how to ride the wildest emotional rollercoaster without falling off.
I’ve learned that virtually all of Taylor Swift’s Reputation album is a weird reflection of my actual life.
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And I’ve learned more about the finest biscuits Scotland has to offer than I ever expected. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learnt what is women’s biggest fantasy and I can’t say it here as it’s a banned word |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I learnt that everything you say can be taken literally.
I’ve learnt that people use this site for different reasons. Some good, some negative.
I’ve learnt that it’s good that I can be myself and meet likeminded people that I wouldn’t have met otherwise.
I’ve learnt to just dip in when I want to engage and walk away from things that don’t concern me.
I’ve learnt so much from my short time here and long may it continue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some People spend to much time on the forums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That I'm really really good in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hats never bring attention to my boobs
Nice tits
Yeah,phwoaarr!!!! "
Amazing hat just draws me in especially to your beautiful chest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iv learnt that people can be very nasty when hiding behind a keyboard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv learnt that people can be very nasty when hiding behind a keyboard."
Are you not on Twitter? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lot of time wasters on here I don't think any real meets ever happen "
it wont if ur a ghost only people with magic powers see ghosts
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv learnt that people can be very nasty when hiding behind a keyboard.
Are you not on Twitter? "
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That most people are telling fibs about something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that there's alot of lovely peo0le about....that we were lucky last time.....that it's hard to make a connection....that I'm rubbish at flirting especially with other women lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learnt that guys will say almost anything to get into your panties |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've learnt that guys will say almost anything to get into your panties "
Not me i say everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv learnt that people can be very nasty when hiding behind a keyboard.
Are you not on Twitter?
No"
You are wise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learnt that bitches love bananas |
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Men log on when they’re horny.
Women log on to sift through the messages.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men log on when they’re horny.
Women log on to sift through the messages.
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Faf? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Iv learnt that people can be very nasty when hiding behind a keyboard.
Are you not on Twitter?
No
You are wise "
I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing"
Blimey, surprised by your response |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that there's alot of lovely peo0le about....that we were lucky last time.....that it's hard to make a connection....that I'm rubbish at flirting especially with other women lol "
awwww flirt with me, Flirting has to come natural |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
Some great responses so far....
I’ve learnt that people’s feelings on Fab means nothing to some people.
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I’ve learnt to never attempt to hard boil an egg in a microwave..... |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I’ve learnt that bitches love bananas "
This bitch adores bananas......not too ripe though love......
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Well now , what have we learned ?
You get a lot more action as a bit fem couple who meet single guys than most .
There’s always someone out there who wants to try something that you do .
Apparently women can have a penis , and a hairy arsed lumberjack with a beard can be a lesbian if he wants to be .
Some people really do use dams or cling film to perform oral sex on women , and some use condoms to suck cock .
Swingers are the most judgemental people you’ll ever meet . Especially those you have never met or spoken to .
It’s a massive mistake to think you can ever trust anyone in the lifestyle .
The forums are mainly a place for swingers who rarely meet , but generally think they know everything there is to know about swinging .
Hence the next point .
The advice given by the forum is probably the worst anyone could be given overall .
The fab forums can be accessed and read by anyone on the internet . Yes , you read that right , anyone at all on the net can read these forums .
Every pic you put on your profile can be stolen and uploaded on other sites .
There’s probably loads more but I’m bored now ... |
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By *onabardMan
over a year ago
Warks - Worcs - Gloucs |
People like to insult you when its a no, a polite no thanks would be soooo much nicer but the ignorant folks here prefer am insult |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That there’s a little car park in a massive wood just down the road from me where certain people meet for uninhibited, knee trembling, awesome fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh it’s far too long a list!
I’ve learnt things about myself, about people in general, about completely non sexual stuff and so many sexual things!
But most importantly I’ve learned if someone mentions a sexual practise that you don’t know; never ever (and I can’t stress this enough), ever google it! There are some things that you can’t unsee.
Innocence is the first casualty of fab membership...
Oh I was so innocent, Id never ever even been sent an unsolicited cock pic in my whole 41 yrs. Im quite familiar with the look of them now "
Time was when you had to take a picture, get it developed, write a note, get a stamp... you had to really WANT to send a cock pic back then |
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That Planet Fab is NOT the real world! |
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.....Oh, also that the earth may possibly be flat |
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I've learned ( mainly since becoming a forumite) that my conception of swingers was all wrong . Before fab I genuinely thought that all swingers arranged mad masked orgies arranged by some billionaire who owned a mansion in the remote countryside , and that only the rich and privaliged few indulged in such activities . I now realise that the majority of you are just normal folk , and most ( I say most ) of you are fuckin awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That Planet Fab is NOT the real world! "
Yet people still have real feelings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
My hats never bring attention to my boobs
Nice tits
Yeah,phwoaarr!!!!
Amazing hat just draws me in especially to your beautiful chest"
Yes,he is rather gorgeous isn't he but I'm a little surprised at you for feeling the same way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck all, apart from an increased appreciation of my partner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
My hats never bring attention to my boobs
Nice tits
Yeah,phwoaarr!!!!
Amazing hat just draws me in especially to your beautiful chest
Yes,he is rather gorgeous isn't he but I'm a little surprised at you for feeling the same way. "
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A lady’s clitoris is not actually a reflexological point on her toe..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That a stunningly large proportion of Fabster haven't a clue how to relate in writing to others. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that there's alot of lovely peo0le about....that we were lucky last time.....that it's hard to make a connection....that I'm rubbish at flirting especially with other women lol awwww flirt with me, Flirting has to come natural "
he he im a good flirt in person...not so good at type flirting lol |
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never to trust a guy fucking you from behind they always try to stick up bum |
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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago
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That not everyone is who they make out to be!.....some very interesting things can be discovered on Fab  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It actually is some people’s social life. In fact it is their total life.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"never to trust a guy fucking you from behind they always try to stick up bum "
I see no issue |
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That being bisexual can be a form of normality. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learnt that I’m uglier than I thought but I’ve a big penis so that’s okay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It actually is some people’s social life. In fact it is their total life.
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For you to make that claim you would have to follow them 24/7 |
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That my fab worth doesn't exist without my wife.(That isn't a woe is me, just a general obsrrvation)
That so many people assume they can pleasure my partner better than me.
That being a decent guy and trying to make conversation gets you about just as far as "fancy a f" messages.
That people can get very judgmental over seemingly nothing. (See keyboard warrior comment above)
That my wife gets a real confidence boost from all the compliments she gets from decent blokes and I like that.
I'm sure the list goes on but that's all for now.
Mr Playful
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"Well now , what have we learned ?
You get a lot more action as a bit fem couple who meet single guys than most .
There’s always someone out there who wants to try something that you do .
Apparently women can have a penis , and a hairy arsed lumberjack with a beard can be a lesbian if he wants to be .
Some people really do use dams or cling film to perform oral sex on women , and some use condoms to suck cock .
Swingers are the most judgemental people you’ll ever meet . Especially those you have never met or spoken to .
It’s a massive mistake to think you can ever trust anyone in the lifestyle .
The forums are mainly a place for swingers who rarely meet , but generally think they know everything there is to know about swinging .
Hence the next point .
The advice given by the forum is probably the worst anyone could be given overall .
The fab forums can be accessed and read by anyone on the internet . Yes , you read that right , anyone at all on the net can read these forums .
Every pic you put on your profile can be stolen and uploaded on other sites .
There’s probably loads more but I’m bored now ..."
Very wise Gloswingers. This is why you’ve always been my faves! |
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I've learned that I'm not alone in my complexed and utter filthy mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It actually is some people’s social life. In fact it is their total life.
For you to make that claim you would have to follow them 24/7 "
We’ve been here a while and socialised outside of the website and have seen what people have done just to get a random fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It actually is some people’s social life. In fact it is their total life.
For you to make that claim you would have to follow them 24/7
We’ve been here a while and socialised outside of the website and have seen what people have done just to get a random fuck. "
What have people done? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh it’s far too long a list!
I’ve learnt things about myself, about people in general, about completely non sexual stuff and so many sexual things!
But most importantly I’ve learned if someone mentions a sexual practise that you don’t know; never ever (and I can’t stress this enough), ever google it! There are some things that you can’t unsee.
Innocence is the first casualty of fab membership...
Oh I was so innocent, Id never ever even been sent an unsolicited cock pic in my whole 41 yrs. Im quite familiar with the look of them now
Time was when you had to take a picture, get it developed, write a note, get a stamp... you had to really WANT to send a cock pic back then "
In an envelope that smells of aftershave. Oh I think I want one of those now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learnt that a cock is worth a lot less |
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"That Planet Fab is NOT the real world!
Yet people still have real feelings. "
They do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That Planet Fab is NOT the real world!
Yet people still have real feelings.
They do. "
Thank you for your input |
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I’ve learnt no matter what age you are you can still have fun .sometimes the humorous approach dosent work.you can fuck in a Mini ( that’s the car ...though ladies in them works too ) and spunk on your paint work due to over excitable dogging voyeurs is as hard to clean off as bird shit x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learnt that single guys are bad people!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That eventually you will end up as a ball of frustrated lust, with only a fleeting fantasy to chase.
Until your next wank at least.
Then jump back on the merry go round all smiles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh it’s far too long a list!
I’ve learnt things about myself, about people in general, about completely non sexual stuff and so many sexual things!
But most importantly I’ve learned if someone mentions a sexual practise that you don’t know; never ever (and I can’t stress this enough), ever google it! There are some things that you can’t unsee.
Innocence is the first casualty of fab membership...
Oh I was so innocent, Id never ever even been sent an unsolicited cock pic in my whole 41 yrs. Im quite familiar with the look of them now
Time was when you had to take a picture, get it developed, write a note, get a stamp... you had to really WANT to send a cock pic back then
In an envelope that smells of aftershave. Oh I think I want one of those now "
Send me your address and I’ll pop it over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learnt that if you don’t have a vagina on fab you are highly disadvantaged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Throw your misconceptions out of the window and expect nothing!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That superficial sex isn't satisfying in any way. For me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To have thick skin.
That's it's all just words of strangers.
There are some diamond folk.
There are some utter cunts."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dont post truth lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That superficial sex isn't satisfying in any way. For me.
You have displayed your face pics like single guys display their cock pics on their fab profiles “from different angles” "
Eric is banana man |
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So many lie about age, (we felt like teenagers) body shape (fab curvy so misused, infact I'd say I'm curvy but I'm fab slim lol) We initially had socials but soon found clubs is where its at for us. We dont do meets, go with the flow in clubs so being outside peoples age range on fab isn't an issue xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learnt (today actually) That some people apparently consider quantity to be of greater importance than quality. I.e. meeting rarely is a sign of lack of success rather than of discernment. |
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I learnt its a bit of a selfish world, the world of swinging. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also learned that East Midlands appears to occupy an area slightly larger than Asia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been musing again Fabsters...
What have you learnt from your time on Fab?
I’ve learnt a lot from the Forums, things I never knew about.
I have learnt that Fab can be an emotional roller coaster and that being a member here one has to be tough...
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Not an easy place to find a potential swinging relationship  |
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"I learnt its a bit of a selfish world, the world of swinging."
It’s more than a ‘bit’ of a selfish world .
It’s an almost entirely selfish world , the world of swinging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also learned that East Midlands appears to occupy an area slightly larger than Asia."
Bugger, you beat me to it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have learnt that this site is full of incredibly intelligent people, who are caring , interesting and also sincere.
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That for a large majority of men that say they are straight they mean that they are straight in all situations bar if the bloke is wearing a dress or if sucking a dick will get them attention from women.
Also that a large portion of the women in couples who claim to be bi are either a) only soft play level bi because the idea of it in theory is hot to them or their partner but actually wouldn't fuck a woman of their own accord aka fetishisation as opposed to orientation or b) total Pillow Princesses and have no idea where to even start if asked to be the giver.
Of course there are exceptions but they seem rather rare compared to the amount of people who do conform to these! |
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That fabulous doesn't mean what I assumed it to be
Quite the opposite in fact |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I have learnt that this site is full of incredibly intelligent people, who are caring , interesting and also sincere.
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Where can such people be located? |
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"I have learnt that this site is full of incredibly intelligent people, who are caring , interesting and also sincere.
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I always wondered what the sunglasses emoji meant .
Sarcasm ?
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
I’ve learnt that some people here are ‘emoji bat s**t crazy’.....
No idea what the above means, thought it looked approoriate!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have learnt that this site is full of incredibly intelligent people, who are caring , interesting and also sincere.
Where can such people be located? "
(It’s explained in Glosswingers post^^) |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"I discovered the word foof "
I discovered the word douch |
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"That for a large majority of men that say they are straight they mean that they are straight in all situations bar if the bloke is wearing a dress or if sucking a dick will get them attention from women.
Also that a large portion of the women in couples who claim to be bi are either a) only soft play level bi because the idea of it in theory is hot to them or their partner but actually wouldn't fuck a woman of their own accord aka fetishisation as opposed to orientation or b) total Pillow Princesses and have no idea where to even start if asked to be the giver.
Of course there are exceptions but they seem rather rare compared to the amount of people who do conform to these!"
Yep described me well b) but don't claim to be anything more, do explain this - think I'll rob pillow princess term |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It actually is some people’s social life. In fact it is their total life.
For you to make that claim you would have to follow them 24/7
We’ve been here a while and socialised outside of the website and have seen what people have done just to get a random fuck.
What have people done? "
Left their kids at home unattended to go on a meet.
Spent most of the time on their phone on fab while having dinner with their kids.
Tried to ruin relationships by exposing people’s fab history.
Can’t actually go on Vanilla nights to pubs or a club without trying to arrange a meet or then going on to a swingers club afterwards.
Some people have completely lost their way and can’t remember what a Vanilla life is.
Not paying bills so they can go to a club/meet and pay for a hotel.
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My gut instinct is never wrong.
.. And I should have listened to it closer.
That some people will tell you what you want to hear, promise you the earth, and then stab you in the back without a second thought.
People you never expected to meet, turn out to be the ones that would bend over backwards for you.
I've experienced things I'd thought about, but never imagined I'd actually ever do.
Not just sexualy either.
Some things, meeting people have changed my life forever.
I'm happier than I've ever been.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not to take fab as seriously as some do .
There are some rather spiffing friends to be made .
That a bloke who has just turned 50 can still be quite attractive to women "
Oh yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That fabulous doesn't mean what I assumed it to be
Quite the opposite in fact"
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"To have thick skin.
That's it's all just words of strangers.
There are some diamond folk.
There are some utter cunts."
This is so true . I learnt this too . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That there are some serious desperados in life
On a more pleasant note there are some very warm and friendly, genuine people and we have also enjoyed great meets and have made a few friends in the process |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That my fab worth doesn't exist without my wife.(That isn't a woe is me, just a general obsrrvation)
That so many people assume they can pleasure my partner better than me.
That being a decent guy and trying to make conversation gets you about just as far as "fancy a f" messages.
That people can get very judgmental over seemingly nothing. (See keyboard warrior comment above)
That my wife gets a real confidence boost from all the compliments she gets from decent blokes and I like that.
I'm sure the list goes on but that's all for now.
Mr Playful
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While have had some interesting chats, so far have found most people have fantasies but when have the chance to make them real they back out or dont show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learnt that many men here feel entitled |
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Yep described me well b) but don't claim to be anything more, do explain this - think I'll rob pillow princess term "
Well if you are open from the outset then that's all fine and dandy, it's the ones who are all like "yep, totally bi here" but you ask them to return the favour and they just look at you blankly and need detailed instructions... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing because they expect you to spend your hard earned money on social event and swinger club and not pay your bills loll |
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"It actually is some people’s social life. In fact it is their total life.
For you to make that claim you would have to follow them 24/7
We’ve been here a while and socialised outside of the website and have seen what people have done just to get a random fuck.
What have people done?
Left their kids at home unattended to go on a meet.
Spent most of the time on their phone on fab while having dinner with their kids.
Tried to ruin relationships by exposing people’s fab history.
Can’t actually go on Vanilla nights to pubs or a club without trying to arrange a meet or then going on to a swingers club afterwards.
Some people have completely lost their way and can’t remember what a Vanilla life is.
Not paying bills so they can go to a club/meet and pay for a hotel.
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I just don’t get how you would know all that !
I wouldn’t even know if my wife was doing half of that and we live together and spend all our spare time together .
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"Nothing because they expect you to spend your hard earned money on social event and swinger club and not pay your bills loll "
I have never had anyone buy so much as a cup of coffee for me . I have actually been much more than generous . My money is also hard earned . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It actually is some people’s social life. In fact it is their total life.
For you to make that claim you would have to follow them 24/7
We’ve been here a while and socialised outside of the website and have seen what people have done just to get a random fuck.
What have people done?
Left their kids at home unattended to go on a meet.
Spent most of the time on their phone on fab while having dinner with their kids.
Tried to ruin relationships by exposing people’s fab history.
Can’t actually go on Vanilla nights to pubs or a club without trying to arrange a meet or then going on to a swingers club afterwards.
Some people have completely lost their way and can’t remember what a Vanilla life is.
Not paying bills so they can go to a club/meet and pay for a hotel.
I just don’t get how you would know all that !
I wouldn’t even know if my wife was doing half of that and we live together and spend all our spare time together .
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Because we have/had swinging friends that we socialise with outside of the clubbing and internet scene. When someone says they can’t pay you what they borrowed then next minute they’re out clubbing and paying for hotel rooms it smarts a bit. But hey ho. Karma always comes around. On the flip side we have met some fantastic people. |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
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That the urban dictionary should be the first port of call before Google "as some on the forums" like telling us to Google things that should not be seen and once seen it can not be unseen.
Learnt alot about my thoughts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have learnt that this site is full of incredibly intelligent people, who are caring , interesting and also sincere.
I always wondered what the sunglasses emoji meant .
Sarcasm ?
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I use it as "cool". |
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"It actually is some people’s social life. In fact it is their total life.
For you to make that claim you would have to follow them 24/7
We’ve been here a while and socialised outside of the website and have seen what people have done just to get a random fuck.
What have people done?
Left their kids at home unattended to go on a meet.
Spent most of the time on their phone on fab while having dinner with their kids.
Tried to ruin relationships by exposing people’s fab history.
Can’t actually go on Vanilla nights to pubs or a club without trying to arrange a meet or then going on to a swingers club afterwards.
Some people have completely lost their way and can’t remember what a Vanilla life is.
Not paying bills so they can go to a club/meet and pay for a hotel.
I just don’t get how you would know all that !
I wouldn’t even know if my wife was doing half of that and we live together and spend all our spare time together .
Because we have/had swinging friends that we socialise with outside of the clubbing and internet scene. When someone says they can’t pay you what they borrowed then next minute they’re out clubbing and paying for hotel rooms it smarts a bit. But hey ho. Karma always comes around. On the flip side we have met some fantastic people. "
Ah fair enough , that makes sense .
I’m glad to say we don’t really have swinging friends . If they behave like that it’s going to stay that way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That this can be rather addictive.
There's all walks of life here.
That the unexpected does happen so never assume anything.
You can cgeck out anytime and you CAN leave...but you have to want to. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
Ive learnt and it surprises me how many people are on here that are married or in long term relationships.
That actions speak louder than empty words.
To follow my gut instinct as its always right.
The length that some guys will go to for sex.
That I dont like being lied to or used.
That Im open and honest with integrity about my intent.
Dont be sucked in by a charmer. Be true to myself.
That I enjoyed a club and I can be quite an exaitionist.
Ive spoken to some lovely guys which Ive not met yet.
Thats it folks
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Ive learnt and it surprises me how many people are on here that are married or in long term relationships.
That actions speak louder than empty words.
To follow my gut instinct as its always right.
The length that some guys will go to for sex.
That I dont like being lied to or used.
That Im open and honest with integrity about my intent.
Dont be sucked in by a charmer. Be true to myself.
That I enjoyed a club and I can be quite an exaitionist.
Ive spoken to some lovely guys which Ive not met yet.
Thats it folks
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exabistionist even |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That you can be straight and suck cock.
On a more serious note :
I’ve learnt how to be a lot more comfortable with my sexual kinks.
Where I stand (so to speak) size wise.
That relationships can thrive on shared sexual experiences of all kind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've not been here long but I've learned that more men than not speak to women in the most disgusting of ways. I find it astonishing that men with mums and sisters and grans talk like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That some threads have parts 2 and part 1 wasn't great |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not to read threads that are nearing the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That it's not just about sex, you can make long lasting friendships with people and people will understand and support you.
There are also quite a lot of cunts too "
Oh, I concur! |
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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Ive learnt and it surprises me how many people are on here that are married or in long term relationships.
That actions speak louder than empty words.
To follow my gut instinct as its always right.
The length that some guys will go to for sex.
That I dont like being lied to or used.
That Im open and honest with integrity about my intent.
Dont be sucked in by a charmer. Be true to myself.
That I enjoyed a club and I can be quite an exaitionist.
Ive spoken to some lovely guys which Ive not met yet.
Thats it folks
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Can I have the ‘lovely guys’ usernames please lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's harder work than a dating/nsa site. |
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I have learnt that some people have deeply embedded mental issues that they need to fix.
I have learnt that some people crave attention more than a puppy.
I have learnt many things about people that I probably shouldn't know.
I have learnt that one person is really good at manipulation, deceit and making you feel like they need you.
However I have also learn that people aren't as you first expect.
That you can find love anywhere
That some people mean what they say and prove it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have learnt that some people have deeply embedded mental issues that they need to fix.
I have learnt that some people crave attention more than a puppy.
I have learnt many things about people that I probably shouldn't know.
I have learnt that one person is really good at manipulation, deceit and making you feel like they need you.
However I have also learn that people aren't as you first expect.
That you can find love anywhere
That some people mean what they say and prove it."
awwww I say what I think and mean it |
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I’ve learnt that I am actually totally awesome.
At ending threads. |
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That gaping vagina pictures are beautiful
Dribbling cocks are a delight on the eyes
And lots of people like chunky birds. |
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That Brighton Steve isn't that good at ending threads |
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"I have learnt that some people have deeply embedded mental issues that they need to fix.
I have learnt that some people crave attention more than a puppy.
I have learnt many things about people that I probably shouldn't know.
I have learnt that one person is really good at manipulation, deceit and making you feel like they need you.
However I have also learn that people aren't as you first expect.
That you can find love anywhere
That some people mean what they say and prove it."
awwww I say what I think and mean it and I'm a gent |
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