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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!
If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a mountain of database work I need help with during latter half of July and early August.
Alternatively I have some curtains that need putting up. I will hold the ladder "
Erm.......databases are not my thing.
I'm good with curtains though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bjs every day, three times a day so you'll probably need 12hrs shifts
Not asking for much are you?!? "
I'm a tough boss. The good news is in between the bjs you can do as you please but you can't clock out until the last one at night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bjs every day, three times a day so you'll probably need 12hrs shifts
Not asking for much are you?!?
I'm a tough boss. The good news is in between the bjs you can do as you please but you can't clock out until the last one at night "
Thanks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could do with a cleaner at the mo, nothing too hard, skimpy uniform will be provided and paid in kind. "
I do love to clean! Can I play some cheesey music to sing to as I scrub? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pretty much every thing sam used to do. Only you'd look better doing it
Aawww and you can perv!
Work would be a warmer place "
I'd even hunt down those missing shoes! |
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By *cobMan
over a year ago
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"How about a travel buddy? Currently away with work and finding evenings hard going!
Awesome! Where we going?"
Currently 30 minutes outside of New York.....not only struggling with boring evenings but also awake at stupid o’clock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nude butler
Can I wear a bow tie?
Yes and some nice heals and maybe a top hat to finish it off
Top hat? I'm not a magician! "
I bet you know a few tricks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about a travel buddy? Currently away with work and finding evenings hard going!
Awesome! Where we going?
Currently 30 minutes outside of New York.....not only struggling with boring evenings but also awake at stupid o’clock!"
Oooooohhh I'd like to see New York! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nude butler
Can I wear a bow tie?
Yes and some nice heals and maybe a top hat to finish it off
Top hat? I'm not a magician!
I bet you know a few tricks "
I can make a smile appear from no where |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could do with a cleaner at the mo, nothing too hard, skimpy uniform will be provided and paid in kind.
I do love to clean! Can I play some cheesey music to sing to as I scrub? "
Of course! Anything to keep the help happy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you possibly be my personal chofer? You’ll have plenty of free time between journeys and I’d be the most laid back boss imaginable "
Yeah but can we get a convertible and wear shades? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The kids at work keep asking for slime but I keep forgetting to buy the ingredients. Your job would be to buy the ingredients (we have a slime making book!) and go supervise the kids make it. They get messy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could do with a cleaner at the mo, nothing too hard, skimpy uniform will be provided and paid in kind.
I do love to clean! Can I play some cheesey music to sing to as I scrub?
Of course! Anything to keep the help happy! "
#bestbossever |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We've got some painting and decorating that needs doing before August - you could always do it naked so you don't ruin your clothes "
Yes! What colour? Cos if I'm gonna go home covered in white splotches I'll need to pre-warn my bf. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The kids at work keep asking for slime but I keep forgetting to buy the ingredients. Your job would be to buy the ingredients (we have a slime making book!) and go supervise the kids make it. They get messy "
I can do that! I'll help them build a gunge tank too. And pick a victim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The kids at work keep asking for slime but I keep forgetting to buy the ingredients. Your job would be to buy the ingredients (we have a slime making book!) and go supervise the kids make it. They get messy
I can do that! I'll help them build a gunge tank too. And pick a victim "
We usually let the children leaving for highschool dunk water on the senior at the end of term. Guess who’s acting senior |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We've got some painting and decorating that needs doing before August - you could always do it naked so you don't ruin your clothes
Yes! What colour? Cos if I'm gonna go home covered in white splotches I'll need to pre-warn my bf. "
Duck egg and silver - and white for the ceiling x I always end up with more on me than the walls |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The kids at work keep asking for slime but I keep forgetting to buy the ingredients. Your job would be to buy the ingredients (we have a slime making book!) and go supervise the kids make it. They get messy
I can do that! I'll help them build a gunge tank too. And pick a victim
We usually let the children leaving for highschool dunk water on the senior at the end of term. Guess who’s acting senior " |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We've got some painting and decorating that needs doing before August - you could always do it naked so you don't ruin your clothes
Yes! What colour? Cos if I'm gonna go home covered in white splotches I'll need to pre-warn my bf.
Duck egg and silver - and white for the ceiling x I always end up with more on me than the walls "
We can clean up together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!
If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! "
Can you talk to animals |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing
Alphabetic order?
Al. Alphabetical "
A little more complicated also you need to do a stock check for me,it only just over a 1000 so it shouldn't take you long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pretty much every thing sam used to do. Only you'd look better doing it
Aawww and you can perv!
Work would be a warmer place
I'd even hunt down those missing shoes! "
Best pa ever!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!
If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small!
Can you talk to animals "
Yeah but they don't always listen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing
Alphabetic order?
Al. Alphabetical
A little more complicated also you need to do a stock check for me,it only just over a 1000 so it shouldn't take you long "
I like writing lists! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pretty much every thing sam used to do. Only you'd look better doing it
Aawww and you can perv!
Work would be a warmer place
I'd even hunt down those missing shoes!
Best pa ever!! "
Just call me Rubi the shoe hunter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires "
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Organise my days better to free up more time a new route or timetable?
Lol no manage my appointments i keep forgetting them"
I could just buy you a diary? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Organise my days better to free up more time a new route or timetable?
Lol no manage my appointments i keep forgetting them
I could just buy you a diary? "
Iv got 2 still forget |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat "
Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Organise my days better to free up more time a new route or timetable?
Lol no manage my appointments i keep forgetting them
I could just buy you a diary?
Iv got 2 still forget "
Ok. I will write in it too! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat
Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage " deal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Organise my days better to free up more time a new route or timetable?
Lol no manage my appointments i keep forgetting them
I could just buy you a diary?
Iv got 2 still forget
Ok. I will write in it too! "
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!
If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! "
Come finish my decorating. Please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!
If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small!
Come finish my decorating. Please " sure! What's getting done? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat
Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal! "
You start when I can afford to pay you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat
Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!
You start when I can afford to pay you " its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat
Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!
You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits! "
You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat
Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!
You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!
You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy" oh my god yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat
Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!
You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!
You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy oh my god yes! "
While being stared down by the cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!
If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! "
be my apprentice joiner... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?
What’s the uni fee like?
Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come"
Do your own uni work and it might change |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?
What’s the uni fee like?
Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come
Do your own uni work and it might change "
Can confirm, it doesnt change |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?
What’s the uni fee like?
Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come
Do your own uni work and it might change "
Can't fault that advise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?
What’s the uni fee like?
Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come
Do your own uni work and it might change
Can confirm, it doesnt change "
Haha get out of uni immediately |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat
Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!
You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!
You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy oh my god yes!
While being stared down by the cat"
Cats unnerve me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!
If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small!
be my apprentice joiner... "
What we building? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?
What’s the uni fee like?
Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come
Do your own uni work and it might change
Can't fault that advise "
Kiss my hand and thank me later, oh no wait! I’ve changed my mind, you can thank me now
& get her to do cleaning, cooking & washing up so you have more time for your studies & smoking cannabis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?
What’s the uni fee like?
Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come
Do your own uni work and it might change
Can confirm, it doesnt change
Haha get out of uni immediately "
Graduating next Thursday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?
What’s the uni fee like?
Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come
Do your own uni work and it might change
Can confirm, it doesnt change
Haha get out of uni immediately
Graduating next Thursday "
Welcome to the real world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?
What’s the uni fee like?
Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come
Do your own uni work and it might change
Can confirm, it doesnt change
Haha get out of uni immediately
Graduating next Thursday
Welcome to the real world "
Been working since I was 14, been in the real world a long time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I hire you to do my uni work for me?
What’s the uni fee like?
Let's just say I'm going to be living off water and noodles for many years to come
Do your own uni work and it might change
Can confirm, it doesnt change
Haha get out of uni immediately
Graduating next Thursday
Welcome to the real world
Been working since I was 14, been in the real world a long time "
Again, welcome to the real world |
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"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!
If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! " You could pit the skin on my sausages Rubi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat
Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!
You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!
You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy oh my god yes!
While being stared down by the cat
Cats unnerve me "
Mine is lovely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!
If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! You could pit the skin on my sausages Rubi "
Is that a euphemism? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead..."
Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Order my materials
Can I pick them?
I have lists you could also help me in the workshop, but would involve scorching hot fires
I'm Scottish. I'm not good with heat
Ok. You can be paid to watch me hit hot metal with a hammer and occaisionally fetch water to hydrate me living wage deal!
You start when I can afford to pay you its ok. Im still being paid til August. Ill do it for tea and biscuits!
You can have sandwiches and cuddles with the puppy oh my god yes!
While being stared down by the cat
Cats unnerve me
Mine is lovely" I like nice ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead..."
For laser cutter or CNC? |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...
Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself? "
But but but I'd still have to do them! This is not how I thought it'd turn out. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...
For laser cutter or CNC?"
Neither. Stock lists for part print/drawings. I'm poo with Autocad lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...
For laser cutter or CNC?
Neither. Stock lists for part print/drawings. I'm poo with Autocad lol"
I'm slowly getting better. Mainly use it for a laser cutter. Makes building things so much quicker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...
Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself?
But but but I'd still have to do them! This is not how I thought it'd turn out."
Sorry
How hard is it to learn? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...
Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself?
But but but I'd still have to do them! This is not how I thought it'd turn out.
Sorry
How hard is it to learn? "
I learnt the basics of Autocad in a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nude butler
Can I wear a bow tie?
Yes and some nice heals and maybe a top hat to finish it off
Top hat? I'm not a magician!
I bet you know a few tricks
I can make a smile appear from no where "
Indeed you can! Check you out |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing
Alphabetic order?
Al. Alphabetical
A little more complicated also you need to do a stock check for me,it only just over a 1000 so it shouldn't take you long
I like writing lists! "
When your done with that lot, you can go shopping for me and take my dad out for his walk |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...
Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself?
But but but I'd still have to do them! This is not how I thought it'd turn out.
Sorry
How hard is it to learn? "
I shall let you know once the apprentice has taught me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cook, clean, sort out my dvd collection got a few shirts that need ironing
Alphabetic order?
Al. Alphabetical
A little more complicated also you need to do a stock check for me,it only just over a 1000 so it shouldn't take you long
I like writing lists!
When your done with that lot, you can go shopping for me and take my dad out for his walk " aw that's cute. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any good with Autocad? I have a stack of stock list drawings that need modifying and I'm procrastinating massively by being on here instead...
Uuhhmm....no. But I could offer you bribes to do it yourself?
But but but I'd still have to do them! This is not how I thought it'd turn out.
Sorry
How hard is it to learn?
I shall let you know once the apprentice has taught me " |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Help me build a rockery, then we can relax is this rare Scottish sun with a glass or 10 of wine x I love a bit of gardening. And wine. And sun! "
Looks like we have ourselves a deal, then you can head to the Highlands
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm kinda done with work but I'm still technically employed til August. So I have loads of free time!
If I could come work for you what would you have me do? No job too big or too small! "
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