Send them if the lady asks (cannot speak for the men’s etiquette)
Make sure it’s not crusty
You don't need a lynx can, monster drink or sky remote etc. for scale
Hard not snoozing in the sleeping bag
If you have pubes, trim them neatly. Unruly pubes nested around the root is a turn off (for me anyway)
Make sure your background/mirror is tidy/clean - otherwise I’m zooming to judge you on what a messy bastard you are
Ensure you have good lighting
Make sure it is not deep inside someone else
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By *vaRose43Woman 10 hours ago
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OP, you’ll never please everyone. However for the basics, one or two pics as part of a whole profile is fine. The entire gallery being cock pics is not.
Think about your surroundings. Over the toilet, staring at your stained underwear, next to the babies high chair or into a messy bedroom is not a good look.
Personally I prefer erotic nudes that include more of the body on show but that’s a personal preference.
Think about your hygiene. Freshly showered, trimmed/shaved and all signs of knob cheese scraped away.
Lighting matters, as does angle. Play around with your phone settings, a lamp and several poses until you find one that looks good. I take dozens of pics to just get one to use, or I take videos and screen capture.
Leave the deodorant can, lynx, Pringles tube or remote out of the pics please. If you’re particularly insistent on showing a size then get a tape measure.
"You have to put a hat on it first"
Also bonus points if a pic makes me laugh 🤣. It shows the person taking it doesn’t take themselves too seriously and has a sense of humour. |
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If in doubt, don't.
If you do, make it appealling. Consider how the penis looks, its background, etc. if sending more than one, consider if this is redundant.
Remember that male anatomy is more than a face and a penis - other things can be photographed and sent (if you lack these body parts, please seek medical attention) |
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Take the photo of thy said member in a state of flaccidity whilst holding it over an open toilet (skid marks in the bowl will earn you extra brownie points)
All women love this; it’s scientifically incontrovertible 👍🏻 |
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"Send them if the lady asks (cannot speak for the men’s etiquette)
Make sure it’s not crusty
You don't need a lynx can, monster drink or sky remote etc. for scale
Hard not snoozing in the sleeping bag
If you have pubes, trim them neatly. Unruly pubes nested around the root is a turn off (for me anyway)
Make sure your background/mirror is tidy/clean - otherwise I’m zooming to judge you on what a messy bastard you are
Ensure you have good lighting
Make sure it is not deep inside someone else
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