Kinky Couple Looking For Nice Fun Peeps

Couple in Warrinton, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

Hi and welcome to our new world of Fab

We have decided to completely overhaul our profile so as to end all confusion and rid ourselves of the hideous one line inane messages we seem to get hourly

Quite what fellow users are thinking when sending a message baffles us, but it hardly ever matched our desires and expectations so we decided to make things really clear for any future correspondence

Lady Europa has several passions in life. She loves knitting, gardening and doing jigsaw puzzles, but hates with a passion housework and ironing she really can't fathom out the need to regularly hoover the living room while Zeus refuses to remove the very out dated brown n orange painted wood chip walls and artex ceilings tho when she does hoover she loves getting the shake n vac out

Zeus is very much into learning to bake (with Lady Europa,s guidance), any recipes with cherries go to the top of the pile, spraying none wanted plant juice where needed to stop the pesky plants and reluctantly decorating , he really has no intense hates but gets arsy when cleaning the jalopy. He does however go out n occasionally sort the very battered old yellow Cortina complete with furry dice and our names enblazened on the window screen sunshade nicknamed Clitty cos it stands out in a crowd n does this while prancing about in his gleaming sparkly "D.I.L.I.G.A.F" T-shirt, navy corduroy trousers and black slip on plimsoles

We use to love indulging in a steak dinner at our local Berni Inn but sadly it's now closed down to make way for a new upmarket Fried Chicken n kebab shop so instead we enjoy getting our Fondue set out at home, and then defrost a nice Black Forest Gateaux

We know how to party

A social drink to see if we all get on first is a must but will happily play on a first meet if all comfortable

Hoping to find someone with similar tastes but please single guys DON'T message us. We will message you if and when we are looking

No random Friend requests as we find this rude and disrespectful

If we don't reply to your message, don't take offense as it's nothing personal, we just don't feel there is a connection between us or cos your the single guy who can't read and respect a profile

Zeus

68 years old, Bisexual

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Europa

60 years old, Bi-curious

5'3" 160cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 45 to 85
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, DP, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Same Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Watersports

Verified Genuine Profile

*lacked007 (55), Man on 4 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a great meet with these two some night ago now He is very laid back and she is sexy straight to business and well let’s say it was very kinky fun meet and i do hope to meet them again. Cant stress how sexy she is as she has a body that oozes sex appeal, totally enjoyable , If you get the chance to meet don’t mess them around as they are truly genuine and the meet will be great. 100% what fab is about so thank you both, I’m still smiling from ear to ear.

*EENCOUPLE NOW (71), Couple on 20 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
We have enjoyed a relaxing social meet with Z & E , nice couple , easy going , hope to meet again soon

*ndy5656 (58), Man on 26 May 2018 by Meeting in person:
Wow what can i say about this genuine couple, I met them for a few drinks which went down well we chatted then off to their room for some naughty uncomplicated fun. Everything was tried within reason and more. Thankyou both hope to meet you again.andy

*b and Cc (56), Man on 12 January 2018 by Meeting in person:
Absolutely lovely couple , very genuine and a great time was had by all, can’t wait for the next time we can meet up for more fun and games.

*louto (73), Couple on 2 June 2017 by Meeting in person:
fantastic fun and games amazing couple

*otbott (34), Man on 23 May 2017 by Meeting in person:
Very friendly relaxed couple very enjoyable company. Went to the room and we had lots of nice fun great to receive the amazing verification and yes I think the hotel knew you were enjoying it xx

*essacara (62), Couple on 12 March 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met this couple this morning for a coffee and a chat got on really well, Avery naughty couple, we can,t wait to see more of you both wink wink luv L and S xxx

*avid shaw100 (64), TV/TS on 29 May 2016 by Meeting in person:
ho wow what a great couple turn up on time. chatted were made to feel relaxed strait away I must say this as been the best ever meeting I have had . thanks guys I carnt wait for the next encounter with you both . anyone out there gets the chance to meet with them do it don't mess about . X x

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