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"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??"
I reckon I might eventually be in a place where and when you could come and shag me, should you wish to!
But if you asked me every day you might ( and probably would .. ) have to ask a couple of hundred times  |
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"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??"
100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.
Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time  |
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"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??
100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.
Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time "
I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry”  |
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"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??
100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.
Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time
I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry” "
Did you use moisturiser on the poor bloke after seeing as he was dry?? |
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"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??
100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.
Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time
I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry”
Did you use moisturiser on the poor bloke after seeing as he was dry??"
Mmm no I unfortunately declined his kind offer  |
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"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??
100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.
Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time
I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry” "
Don’t leave us hanging did you hop in your car and drain him of his bodily fluids?
Let me guess you were out the door and racing to his in a flash! 😱😂 |
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"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??
100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.
Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time
I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry”
Don’t leave us hanging did you hop in your car and drain him of his bodily fluids?
Let me guess you were out the door and racing to his in a flash! 😱😂"
As tempting as his offer was I graciously declined 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"FAF!
Might work more?
That works for me
FAF?
😈🤣
Yeah alright then
Fancy a fossil?
Well i know just the old fossil for you  
I like a fossil "
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"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??
100% and make sure they come to you, you wouldn’t want to seem to easy.
Your diary should be full and your nuts empty in no time
I once had a do you drive message at 1am when I asked why he said because he wanted me to drive to him as he was horny and he wanted me to “suck him dry”
Don’t leave us hanging did you hop in your car and drain him of his bodily fluids?
Let me guess you were out the door and racing to his in a flash! 😱😂
As tempting as his offer was I graciously declined 🤣"
I bet you lie awake at night, wondering what could of been!! 😂 |
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"if i constantly message random women and random couple with "fuck now". thatll get me laid in no time won't it??"
It must because if it didn't it wouldn't be so present of a message.. I stopped blaming men and feel it's women who set the bar that low |
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"no success just yet, but i will keep pestering as women love a guy who tries
It has to be accompanied by a dick pick with a sky remote for comparison. Your inbox will blow up.
Mrs "
Will any remote do? Or just a sky remote? |
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"no success just yet, but i will keep pestering as women love a guy who tries
It has to be accompanied by a dick pick with a sky remote for comparison. Your inbox will blow up.
Mrs
Will any remote do? Or just a sky remote?"
It has to be a sky remote or failing that a can of lynx body spray.
Mrs |
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"no success just yet, but i will keep pestering as women love a guy who tries
It has to be accompanied by a dick pick with a sky remote for comparison. Your inbox will blow up.
Mrs
Will any remote do? Or just a sky remote?
It has to be a sky remote or failing that a can of lynx body spray.
Mrs "
on it. Lynx can it is |
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