I do not have yo yo knickers for strangers

Woman in Leeds, North East, UK

... "Liverpool later tonight and tomorrow. Happy for a social.". 1 hour ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 12 minutes ago

My recent meet told me my profile is scary but I'm nothing like it so here goes.

Actively seeking FRIEND WITH BENEFITS. NOT FB

Mika sang, get yourself to the butterfly lounge and find yourself a big lady .

Well this is the butterfly lounge and I'm a big lady.

42ee bust, size plenty, pert ass and I'm not apologizing.

I've a dirty laugh and love tatts and arm muscles.

I love ladies and bi fun is top priority. Not as a floor show. Sorry. Not sorry.

I also have a thing for men in white shorts. Drives me wild. See through enough whilst covering modesty.

I love sexuality. The flirt, the chase and there's nothing more sexual than being fully available to someone where my breasts spill out and my whole self is wanton.

I crave intellect but that can be forsaken for a giver. I absolutely love receiving oral and the sight of a head between my legs is like free tickets to Vegas.

I do need warning up. I can't do instashag or fuck n go. Makes me feel like a hoe.

I don't tolerate cheating. I do not care if your partner is mute and immobile, not my problem. No male of couple. I'm top dog in my lifestyle and I'm nobody's cake.

Message me before my clit turns into a nectarine stone.

Much love

Tasty.

I'm really into foreplay and dressing up for my man or couple or fem. That's about as into it as I get before a social.

I'm not a sexo, never have been or will

Send me a shit message or dick pic, Imma roasting ya and instant delete.

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How I undertake vetting

Dick or vag pic for profile, delete

Messages containing dick or pussy, delete, not forgetting cock.

Silhouette with little text, delete.

Any instashag messages or hook up now, delete

Aggressive update on profile, delete.

Let's iron out the kinks. As you can see I'm fussy, I don't get hundreds of messages, not do I want that many. Make your first message count.

Future Meets and Events

Anything, anywhere on Sunday 3 November 2024 in North East: Leeds, West Yorkshire
At this meet looking for: F M MF MM FF
Breaking all my normal rules with potentially meeting someone for a social and see. If it's going further mutual attraction and spark needed

View meet listings, add yours at the Meets & Events pages.

Tasty

44 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Ample
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 34 to 50 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Spanking, Oral, Blindfolds

Verified Genuine Profile

*ackson2468123 (47), Man on 30 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a short notice meet with this hot lady, and I'll definitely be meeting her again if I get chance. This lady definitely knows what she wants and how to get it.

*cukmacine (46), Man on 28 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady tonight for a quick drink and chatter. Plenty to say, very outgoing and effervescent. Both had a great, enjoyable time swapping anecdotes and banter If this lady invites you out say yes you won’t be dissappoonted.

*ronman1981 (43), Man on 3 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
After chatting for a while and a really nice social coffee, we finally had a lovely evening meet! Really friendly, makes you feel comfortable has a very naughty side! Couple of beers and bingo (can’t believe we won lol) then back to hers for a “drink” Amazing few hours together, passionate and very intense ;) Can’t wait to meet again!

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