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"If I can get past the mental blocked of knoking myself out, a good ol brick. ".I missed the c.... Where's the brick.  | |||
"If I can get past the mental blocked of knoking myself out, a good ol brick. "Old school and effective | |||
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"Headbutting a wall is pretty effective " Yeah can take a run at it too | |||
"Headbutting a wall is pretty effective Yeah can take a run at it too " Exactly... except I'd probably just bounce off the wall on account of my boobs 🤣🤣 | |||
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"If I can get past the mental blocked of knoking myself out, a good ol brick. .I missed the c....
Where's the brick. "Or should that be "brik" 😁 | |||
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"If I can get past the mental blocked of knoking myself out, a good ol brick. .I missed the c....
Where's the brick.
Or should that be "brik" 😁"I didn't screw up that time 🤣 | |||
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"A Toblerone i got for Christmas, i still can't break it to eat it 🤬" Suck it   | |||
"A Toblerone i got for Christmas, i still can't break it to eat it 🤬 Suck it "I can't, it's a giant one 🫣🤣 | |||
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"Headbutting a wall is pretty effective Yeah can take a run at it too Exactly... except I'd probably just bounce off the wall on account of my boobs 🤣🤣" Airbags 😂 | |||
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"Headbutting a wall is pretty effective Yeah can take a run at it too Exactly... except I'd probably just bounce off the wall on account of my boobs 🤣🤣 Airbags 😂" Exactly! 😂🤣🤣 | |||
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"A Toblerone i got for Christmas, i still can't break it to eat it 🤬" How are you doing it? They are designed so that you pinch the top of the triangles together and it breaks by the way... Hope this helps in your choccy quest xx | |||
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"A huge anvil dropped from a height Wile. E. Coyote style " Mr Coyote certainly the master of a pratfall | |||
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"A comedy frying pan please, preferably administered by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer." With that sound effect | |||
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"I dreamt I was playing badminton once. Woke up mid-swing and dropped my arm on my face "Ouch. | |||
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"Personal view this thread is why I stopped paying as a member. I’m no better than anyone but really believe self harm isn’t a funny chat thread. " We're with you on this, we had a close fab friend who committed suicide just before Christmas! Not a subject that should be joked about. | |||
"Personal view this thread is why I stopped paying as a member. I’m no better than anyone but really believe self harm isn’t a funny chat thread. " Apologi s for offence caused | |||
"Personal view this thread is why I stopped paying as a member. I’m no better than anyone but really believe self harm isn’t a funny chat thread. We're with you on this, we had a close fab friend who committed suicide just before Christmas! Not a subject that should be joked about. " Apologies and I’m sorry to hear about your friend. | |||
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"Something I won’t wake up from. I’m having some thoughts "I’ve had a stinker recently but wrong way to express it I guess. | |||
"A comedy frying pan please, preferably administered by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer." Doink! | |||
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"Smack your bollocks between two house bricks. If you keep your thumbs out of the way it shouldn’t hurt. You have not been charged for this advice." Oooooft sore one | |||
" Oooooft sore one " You could just try and sit on them, this way you save on the cost of the bricks. I sat on mine last week and I did a weep. | |||
" Oooooft sore one You could just try and sit on them, this way you save on the cost of the bricks. I sat on mine last week and I did a weep." oooft | |||
