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Ive just had a wank
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"Congrats yourself on a job well done" i am pretty proud of myself | |||
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"Maybe go and wash you hands🤷♀️" There seems to a obsession on here about washing hands after getting frisky... | |||
"Maybe go and wash you hands🤷♀️ There seems to a obsession on here about washing hands after getting frisky..." Only right though.. | |||
"now what do i do " Apologise to the librarian. Cover the mess with bibles. Run away. | |||
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"Maybe go and wash you hands🤷♀️" And give your phone a wipe down | |||
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"now what do i do " Get out of Tesco before the security guards find you. 😬 | |||
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"now what do i do Get out of Tesco before the security guards find you. 😬" but I need these items quick 😫 | |||
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"Have a go with a real woman now you've got the hang of it." will i be sore after if I do that? | |||
"now what do i do Apologise to the librarian. Cover the mess with bibles. Run away." what if I cant find any bibles | |||
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"Write a sonnet. " haha | |||
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"I’m having one as we speak " This is impressive as multi tasking goes…. | |||
"I’m having one as we speak This is impressive as multi tasking goes…." Just a slow one as I keep flipping my iPad over as I try to type lol | |||
"I’m having one as we speak This is impressive as multi tasking goes…. Just a slow one as I keep flipping my iPad over as I try to type lol " Ipad screens are expensive. And not spunk proof when cracked. Don’t ask…. | |||
"I’m having one as we speak This is impressive as multi tasking goes…. Just a slow one as I keep flipping my iPad over as I try to type lol Ipad screens are expensive. And not spunk proof when cracked. Don’t ask…." Don’t worry it’s on stand on the sofa lol | |||
"now what do i do " Wipe your knob on the curtain | |||
"now what do i do Wipe your knob on the curtain " Why tho just why | |||
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"Ill be having one soon " Same here | |||
"Ill be having one soon Same here ". Nice. I like the sound of that | |||
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"now what do i do " Feel guilty. | |||
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"Congratulations Mrs " thanks it was a pretty good wank i admit | |||
"Write a sonnet. " what shall i call the sonnet then 🤔 | |||
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