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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
Evesham |
I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge.
I told her this was grounds for divorce.
What would be grounds for divorce for you?
(Joke answers only  ) |
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"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge.
I told her this was grounds for divorce.
What would be grounds for divorce for you?
(Joke answers only )"
In my house my husband said buying aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings would be grounds for divorce🤣🤣 |
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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
Evesham |
"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge.
I told her this was grounds for divorce.
What would be grounds for divorce for you?
(Joke answers only )
In my house my husband said buying aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings would be grounds for divorce🤣🤣"
He's not wrong. |
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"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge.
I told her this was grounds for divorce.
What would be grounds for divorce for you?
(Joke answers only )
In my house my husband said buying aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings would be grounds for divorce🤣🤣
He's not wrong."
To be fair i do agree 🤣 |
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"Using a butter covered knife in the jam, and infecting my conserve with dairy!
This totally  "
This drives me insane
Also not rinsing their plate before putting it in the washing up bowl or in the dishwasher |
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"Not closing drawers and cupboards properly.... Oh wait, is this supposed to be joke answers?! "
You would divorce Ailsa after less than a week. Cupboards, drawers, lids, bottle tops… nothing is properly closed or screwed shut 😂 |
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"Not closing drawers and cupboards properly.... Oh wait, is this supposed to be joke answers?!
You would divorce Ailsa after less than a week. Cupboards, drawers, lids, bottle tops… nothing is properly closed or screwed shut 😂"
Legs?  |
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"Not closing drawers and cupboards properly.... Oh wait, is this supposed to be joke answers?!
You would divorce Ailsa after less than a week. Cupboards, drawers, lids, bottle tops… nothing is properly closed or screwed shut 😂
Legs? "
Naturally. But that’s the only one I encourage 😏 |
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"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge.
I told her this was grounds for divorce.
What would be grounds for divorce for you?
(Joke answers only )"
Shutting the front door before I got in the house I mean why ? |
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""Using the same knife in the blue cheese and then straight into the cheddar! " Isnt it obvious that the cheddar will get infected and smelly🤔 "
Amen keep that stinking blue shit off the cheese board |
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""Using the same knife in the blue cheese and then straight into the cheddar! " Isnt it obvious that the cheddar will get infected and smelly🤔
Amen keep that stinking blue shit off the cheese board "
 I love blue cheese! |
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""Using the same knife in the blue cheese and then straight into the cheddar! " Isnt it obvious that the cheddar will get infected and smelly🤔
Amen keep that stinking blue shit off the cheese board "
I veto this ridiculous idea, or else it's grounds for divorce.
Mrs |
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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Finding hairpins in every room of the house"
The other half told me they are "strategically placed around the house so she can always find one"
Yet, when I do the same thing with my pants it's the worst thing ever. |
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"Finding hairpins in every room of the house
The other half told me they are "strategically placed around the house so she can always find one"
Yet, when I do the same thing with my pants it's the worst thing ever."
Double standards at it's finest. Get rid |
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"Not closing drawers and cupboards properly.... Oh wait, is this supposed to be joke answers?!
You would divorce Ailsa after less than a week. Cupboards, drawers, lids, bottle tops… nothing is properly closed or screwed shut 😂"
ADHD says hi.
Love shaking a milk bottle that M has used last and getting covered! |
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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Using same spoon for coffee and sugar, leaving coffee in the sugar bowl...
I don't want my weetabix coffee flavoured thank you - the door is that way -  "
People at work do that. And they leave the spoon on the side facing up with a nice little coffee puddle.
I’d fire them if I could. |
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"Women who don't suck cock or who stop after marriage!
Wait, does that happen? I’m getting married soon "
It's a complete myth. Women carry on sucking cock just as much as before.
It might not be yours, but that's a side issue   |
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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Women who don't suck cock or who stop after marriage!
Wait, does that happen? I’m getting married soon
It's a complete myth. Women carry on sucking cock just as much as before.
It might not be yours, but that's a side issue "
As long as she sends me videos that’s fine. I’ll just dig out the old Henry hoover. |
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"Women who don't suck cock or who stop after marriage!
Wait, does that happen? I’m getting married soon
It's a complete myth. Women carry on sucking cock just as much as before.
It might not be yours, but that's a side issue
As long as she sends me videos that’s fine. I’ll just dig out the old Henry hoover."
You have got some great answers. Nice work 👏👏👏. |
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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Women who don't suck cock or who stop after marriage!
Wait, does that happen? I’m getting married soon
It's a complete myth. Women carry on sucking cock just as much as before.
It might not be yours, but that's a side issue
As long as she sends me videos that’s fine. I’ll just dig out the old Henry hoover.
You have got some great answers. Nice work 👏👏👏."
Why _hank you sir |
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Fucking hell where do you start.
Not turning the lights off
Not putting clothes away
Leaving wet things in the washing machine
Using up the toilet roll and not replacing it
Leaving shoes behind the door so the next person in can’t get the door open
I could go on. |
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"If they eat all the donuts in a pack of four.
Get out! "
They only have your best interests at heart, they know that you do not have the discipline and self control required to resist temptation, and so do the gentlemanly thing and remove the source of the temptation.
It’s a sacrifice they are prepared to make for your benefit, I do think you could be a little more appreciative.  |
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By *enk15 OP Man 8 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Washing the dishes but leaving a few things in the sink + dirty grimy water that i then need to stick my hands in to get the plug out.
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Are we sure this isn’t the old “do chores badly so I’m not asked to do them again” trick?
Not that I ever ever do that… ever
Oh but this reminds me, leaving shit to “soak” but never returning to them again. |
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"Washing the dishes but leaving a few things in the sink + dirty grimy water that i then need to stick my hands in to get the plug out.
Are we sure this isn’t the old “do chores badly so I’m not asked to do them again” trick?
Not that I ever ever do that… ever
Oh but this reminds me, leaving shit to “soak” but never returning to them again."
That's the very thing, it doesn't need to soak for 24 bloody hours!!
I'm not sure though, it's definitely a stupidly ridiculous thing to do.
Oh.....and.........switching off all switches! Big GRRRRRRR |
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By *a LunaWoman 8 weeks ago
South Wales |
"If they eat all the donuts in a pack of four.
Get out!
They only have your best interests at heart, they know that you do not have the discipline and self control required to resist temptation, and so do the gentlemanly thing and remove the source of the temptation.
It’s a sacrifice they are prepared to make for your benefit, I do think you could be a little more appreciative. "
I’m only appreciative when my mouth is full! |
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By *JandCMCouple 8 weeks ago
cardiff |
I thought I had grounds for divorce when I walked in n the wife was sucking another man's cock.
But she reminded me it wouldn't stand up in court when I was the person who arranged for him to call round. |
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"I thought I had grounds for divorce when I walked in n the wife was sucking another man's cock.
But she reminded me it wouldn't stand up in court when I was the person who arranged for him to call round."
Brilliant |
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"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge.
I told her this was grounds for divorce.
What would be grounds for divorce for you?
(Joke answers only )
In my house my husband said buying aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings would be grounds for divorce🤣🤣"
I come from Yorkshire. I don't even recognise anything frozen, or circular, as being a Yorkshire Pudding. It's got to be freshly made in a big square tin, then cut into slices and served with gravy as the starter course. It's to fill up the children because there isn't really enough meat to go round. We had it tough working down t'coal mine... |
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By *ony MannMan 8 weeks ago
Lagos, Portugal/ Ilfracombe Devon/ Anoover |
"I caught my significant other finishing the milk and putting the empty carton back in the fridge.
I told her this was grounds for divorce.
What would be grounds for divorce for you?
(Joke answers only )
In my house my husband said buying aunt Bessie's frozen Yorkshire puddings would be grounds for divorce🤣🤣
I come from Yorkshire. I don't even recognise anything frozen, or circular, as being a Yorkshire Pudding. It's got to be freshly made in a big square tin, then cut into slices and served with gravy as the starter course. It's to fill up the children because there isn't really enough meat to go round. We had it tough working down t'coal mine..."
Ar lad you only get a bit of crust, never the whole pudding. |
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hahaha. despicable... xx