"I have a dick
You have a fanny
It's even been washed
Since fucking your granny
So sit on it now
And squelch, squelch away
Coz just like your gran
You'll thank me some day 💋💋.
"
Ahhh a beautiful William Wordsworth, lost classic there 😜 |
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"I have a dick
You have a fanny
It's even been washed
Since fucking your granny
So sit on it now
And squelch, squelch away
Coz just like your gran
You'll thank me some day 💋💋.
Ahhh a beautiful William Wordsworth, lost classic there 😜"
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Shitty day at work
It’s getting time for naughtiness, some really kinky play
let's get out all the toys tonight, I've been needing it all day
Sitting at my desk at work, filthy thoughts are on my brain,
I had some really naughty thoughts of you whilst on my homebound train
I know you're already there, teasing picture of red lace,
I couldn't say I ran home but I certainly walked with pace
The anticipation was building I felt it throbbing down below,
I walked with hand in pocket making sure it did not show
Ages for the door to open, but once I got inside, I pinned you back against the door and forced your legs to open wide
One hand down your knickers, fingers circling your clit,
my fingers soon were soaking wet from the juices from your slit
An exhausting night of debauchery, a cum smeared little smirk,
you know how much I needed you, my shitty day at work |
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"There was a young lady from Ealing,
Who had a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back,
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling. "
The night was young
The moon, beguiling
She opened her legs
And her crack was smiling
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I've cum in my pants
Thinking of you.
Basil is green
And oh so mellow.
When I'm with you
I'm a lucky fellow.
Shall I compare you
To a summers day?
Get you kit off
So we can play.
How to choose
A rhyming scheme?
That'll make you laugh
Or make you scream. |
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OK, you've suffered enough! Last one...
"Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all?"
"Definitely not you", said a spiteful wall
For you look like a gargoyle and your dicks too small. |
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"OK, you've suffered enough! Last one...
"Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all?"
"Definitely not you", said a spiteful wall
For you look like a gargoyle and your dicks too small."
Hey - it's poetry! Endless suffering is in the contract .
Nice work too - I guffawed at yours quite a lot  . |
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"OK, you've suffered enough! Last one...
"Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all?"
"Definitely not you", said a spiteful wall
For you look like a gargoyle and your dicks too small.
Hey - it's poetry! Endless suffering is in the contract .
Indeed! Thanks for the compliment.
Nice work too - I guffawed at yours quite a lot ."
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Once I had a little shit
It sat upon my hand
It was the happiest of all the shits
From all across the land
I took it with me everywhere
And everybody cheered
Except the ones that don't like shit
But they are fucking weird
One day my shit dried up and died
And I did too a bit
And now I sit and think about
My favourite little shit |
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"Granny - if that's your own work I am mightily impressed.
And if it's someone else's work I'm equally impressed by them."
Nicky - If that is you typing that then I find it highly patronising, lacking in grace and indicative of prior assumption based on very little.
If it isn't you typing that then , 'hey tnanks babe' |
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"Once I had a little shit
It sat upon my hand
It was the happiest of all the shits
From all across the land
I took it with me everywhere
And everybody cheered
Except the ones that don't like shit
But they are fucking weird
One day my shit dried up and died
And I did too a bit
And now I sit and think about
My favourite little shit "
Was it an ex ? |
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"Granny - if that's your own work I am mightily impressed.
And if it's someone else's work I'm equally impressed by them.
Nicky - If that is you typing that then I find it highly patronising, lacking in grace and indicative of prior assumption based on very little.
If it isn't you typing that then , 'hey tnanks babe' "
Awwww...thanks Granny.
It was all me x |
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"Once I had a little shit
It sat upon my hand
It was the happiest of all the shits
From all across the land
I took it with me everywhere
And everybody cheered
Except the ones that don't like shit
But they are fucking weird
One day my shit dried up and died
And I did too a bit
And now I sit and think about
My favourite little shit Was it an ex ?"
No.
It was a Shit Poem, like what we was aksed for |
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"Once I had a little shit
It sat upon my hand
It was the happiest of all the shits
From all across the land
I took it with me everywhere
And everybody cheered
Except the ones that don't like shit
But they are fucking weird
One day my shit dried up and died
And I did too a bit
And now I sit and think about
My favourite little shit Was it an ex ?
No.
It was a Shit Poem, like what we was aksed for "
Sorry I just don't do poetry even shit poetry . |
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I get head in the strangest places
Two at the same time, call it changing faces
I tell a girl, we ain't trading places
Now stand back and catch my amazing graces |
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I like to browse the forums of Fab,
They're funnier than Dexter's Lab.
Wide ranging opinions,
Some of them rank.
Some regarding,
A crafty wank.
My poetic prowess,
Charms the ladies.
Who write of me,
On porcelain tiles.
My carnal success.
No if 's or maybe's.
Are tribute to my sense of style.
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The Grand Old Duke-of-York
He had ten thousand men
He also had some little girls
But "One can't remember them"
He the told the BBC
"One no longer sweats"
But his late mam gave twelve million quid
To a lass he'd never met. |
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