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"500 to scrap another woman in a hotel room.
Do u do brother sister roleplay?
And a really awful one which included poo and forcing them to eat it.
Obvs I declined all 3.
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oh were you offered £250 if you lost as well lol |
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Guys wanting to impregnate me is quite a common one, although I imagine it's more the desire for bareback rather than the reality of shared custody or 18 years of child support...
The worst one I think I have had was someone describing in great detail how they wanted to have, shall we say "non-consential relations" with me... needless to say they were blocked and reported. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 19 weeks ago
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"500 to scrap another woman in a hotel room.
Do u do brother sister roleplay?
And a really awful one which included poo and forcing them to eat it.
Obvs I declined all 3.
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That's actually vile. I'm sorry xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 19 weeks ago
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"Guys wanting to impregnate me is quite a common one, although I imagine it's more the desire for bareback rather than the reality of shared custody or 18 years of child support...
The worst one I think I have had was someone describing in great detail how they wanted to have, shall we say "non-consential relations" with me... needless to say they were blocked and reported. x"
I'm so sorry you received such a vile message xx |
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So many...
I've had:
- asking to breed me
- money and/or drugs offers
- asking that I breastfeeding then
- a few asking if I wanted to meet them in their vans as they were free
- one asking if I was interested in him giving me all his passwords for everything and I'd take over his life for a few hours |
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By *agic.MMan 19 weeks ago
Orpington |
The weirdest message I ever received was actually on Instagram- a woman said she would pay me to impregnate her, as I look a lot like her husband...aperantly her husband was not able to have children, but she wanted to give birth to a "miracle baby" for him. When I asked if her husband knew about it, she said "no, it wouldn't be a miracle if he did"...to which I said it wouldn't be much of a miracle, if he asks for a paternity test and finds out it's not his. And then she just disappeared  |
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By *aui.Man 19 weeks ago
around here |
When I had a couples profile we received a message that was aimed at my then partner. It went along the lines of...
Does your boyfriend have a single profile called Maui? (I did and my gf was aware). If so can you tell him to stop messaging me. He's been constantly messaging me for weeks begging for a meet. I've told him no but he just won't stop messaging. It's becoming borderline stalking.
This caused a little bit of tension between my gf and I. I explained I'd never spoken to this woman. Thankfully when I went back through my messages i did find a message from this woman, from weeks before. Where I'd replied and explained I was seeing someone and wasn't meeting alone.
When my ex pulled her up on it to say I know he's never spoken to you. The woman was like, it's just a joke. Get over it.
Very odd behaviour. It seems it's not just single guys who can't take rejection. |
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I think the ‘ free now fancy meeting’ ones are just chancers, had a few of the breeder messages and the oddest was.. can we all meet and I hide in your wardrobe and watch you suck him off , he wanted to wear my knickers and just watch.. not even wank lol |
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So many 😆
What age did you lose your virginity?
I want to ram my rock hard cock into your pussy until you’re so sore you can’t walk afterwards (or words to that effect)
You’re so pretty (I have no face photos public)
I’ve been looking through your photos…(when I only had one photo set as public)
The list goes on 😂 |
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"Guys wanting to impregnate me is quite a common one, although I imagine it's more the desire for bareback rather than the reality of shared custody or 18 years of child support...
The worst one I think I have had was someone describing in great detail how they wanted to have, shall we say "non-consential relations" with me... needless to say they were blocked and reported. x"
Man that's too far bareback is hot but some just are wrongens you done the right thing |
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"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me  eww
What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"
Mine was wanting to hit Mt genitals and shrink it with ice bit odd for me lol |
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The only unsolicited messages I get in my inbox are the ones telling me my membership is about to run out.
Always a little flutter of excitement when I see “1 new message”, but always from those spamming Fabswingers couple. |
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Had a guy messaging me asking if he could pay me to make a video with inflatables. Quizzed him further and he basically got turned on by inflatable pool toys such as lilos, those blow up dolphins etc. Didn't even want me naked just throwing them around, rubbing them etc. Liked the sound they made.
Always wondered how that fetish developed? |
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"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me eww
What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"
I don't send them normally but I might have just sent one.
Some newbies in my local updates keep posting about being let down so I gave them a pro tip essay. It went on for a bit and couldn't be bothered to make it any shorter so just grew and grew. |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"One being asked to use him as a human toilet and to make him eat it 🤢 "
I had a mate from London ho was in a relationship wit a Dutch girl who liked to crap on his chest.
Worst thing about was that he enjoyed it  |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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I very rarely get messages from people. Had a couple of messages from attractive local ladies asking for photos then they deactivate their accounts 
I learnt very quickly to lock down my preferences |
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By *vaRose43Woman 19 weeks ago
Forest of Dean |
Hmmm
The cat fight club…. Women fighting on a bed while men wank and watch. Money involved
The Fanta-vomit-hot sauce and dog man. Don’t ask
The Smurf guy
Paid to have a baby
Offered to take me into the Forest to show me a dead dear 😳
Asked me to help him milk the cows
Tie him to a lamppost and send the pics to his wife
I could keep going but you get the idea |
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Fab message. “You’re up late. The man that me and my three girlfriends were expecting tonight has had to cancel, do you want to come over now”
I though..‘that’s weird’ as I pulled on a shirt whilst getting in my car… |
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"Hmmm
The cat fight club…. Women fighting on a bed while men wank and watch. Money involved
The Fanta-vomit-hot sauce and dog man. Don’t ask
The Smurf guy
Paid to have a baby
Offered to take me into the Forest to show me a dead dear 😳
Asked me to help him milk the cows
Tie him to a lamppost and send the pics to his wife
I could keep going but you get the idea "
No, no, I'm dense, I'm not getting it. Please keep going. 🤣 |
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By *batMan 19 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
I was chatting to a woman who wanted me to racially abuse her. Not only did it make me feel really uncomfortable, I even wondered if it was some sort of trap.
It's a pity as she was a honey. But not for me!
Gbat |
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"Keep getting messages from different accounts but think it’s the same person. They want me to fight with another female while men watch 🤔
Same here
Apparently I’ll be well looked after …  "
Haha yeh exactly. Very strange 🤔 |
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"I've had one saying im balls deep in my wife looking at pictures of you.
And they say romance is dead  "
Yes this to a profile thay says 2 times they dont want to get involved woth someone who has a partner who is unaware of their extra activities. |
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By *vaRose43Woman 19 weeks ago
Forest of Dean |
"Hmmm
The cat fight club…. Women fighting on a bed while men wank and watch. Money involved
The Fanta-vomit-hot sauce and dog man. Don’t ask
The Smurf guy
Paid to have a baby
Offered to take me into the Forest to show me a dead dear 😳
Asked me to help him milk the cows
Tie him to a lamppost and send the pics to his wife
I could keep going but you get the idea
No, no, I'm dense, I'm not getting it. Please keep going. 🤣"
Ok
So there’s the
Old fella who sends me a new jam/curd/marmalade/chutney recipe most days. I think he’s lost 🤣
Several physical trainers who have pointed out how fat and unfuckable I am, but not to worry. They will selflessly take on my training to help me reach my “dream body” so they’ll want to fuck me
Earlier someone wanted me to pee in a glass so he could drink it
One who wanted to insert a live fish into my ass while he fucked my doggy style
The guy who shaved every part of his body including eyebrows and expected me to shower in his guest bathroom with hibiscrub and wear a sterile suit before we could fuck 🤨
The man who asked about my Chinese zodiac so he could see if we were compatible
Oh and the guy who had self pierced several gemstones under the skin of his cock so it would feel better
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"Hmmm
The cat fight club…. Women fighting on a bed while men wank and watch. Money involved
The Fanta-vomit-hot sauce and dog man. Don’t ask
The Smurf guy
Paid to have a baby
Offered to take me into the Forest to show me a dead dear 😳
Asked me to help him milk the cows
Tie him to a lamppost and send the pics to his wife
I could keep going but you get the idea
No, no, I'm dense, I'm not getting it. Please keep going. 🤣
Ok
So there’s the
Old fella who sends me a new jam/curd/marmalade/chutney recipe most days. I think he’s lost 🤣
Several physical trainers who have pointed out how fat and unfuckable I am, but not to worry. They will selflessly take on my training to help me reach my “dream body” so they’ll want to fuck me
Earlier someone wanted me to pee in a glass so he could drink it
One who wanted to insert a live fish into my ass while he fucked my doggy style
The guy who shaved every part of his body including eyebrows and expected me to shower in his guest bathroom with hibiscrub and wear a sterile suit before we could fuck 🤨
The man who asked about my Chinese zodiac so he could see if we were compatible
Oh and the guy who had self pierced several gemstones under the skin of his cock so it would feel better
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Yep.......the world's fucked |
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Had a few but none on here and all too long to write out.
But my favs are a fella wanting me to dress him up in a piece of attire designed for a babies undercarriage (fab won’t allow me to use the word) and mug him off.
And another fella wanting to be my footstall/general helper outer.
I’m not kink shaming but these are a bit forward straight of the bat, and they were on a social networking site.
But if you don’t ask you don’t get, amirite?
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We get a load asking for club advice as newbies. Had one ask if he could make pinky happy I said she needed cover in the shop because someone had rang in sick. It was then obvious he only wanted to make himself happy. |
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"Someone asking me to poo on them has probably been the strangest so far… each to their own obviously "
That is a bold first move though isn’t it?
You have some fellas that are to shy to initiate a conversation with women and then you got my guy on the complete opposite end of the spectrum that swaggers straight into the room throwing sc@t on the table as an opener. |
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Guy messaged me (before I blocked all)
I’m with my wife just now and our son is coming over soon, do you think it’s hot if you were fucking my wife and our son walked in and caught you,
That was the final straw for me allowing guys to message 🤣🤣🤣 like what the actual fuck, |
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Wow and I thought I'd had some weird messages, am cracking up at some of these 🤣🤣🤣
Some of my most memorable today were:
Hi can I breed you bitch?
Im so horny, I've got my dick in a hoover (I was lucky enough to see pic evidence too, not that I asked) lol
I want to plow my way into your guts and fuck you dumb, you know you love it, get back to me and let's make magic happen.
Just lmaooooo |
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"Get back to me and let’s make the magic happen, 🤣🤣 that made me chuckle a little that one, fucking magic Mike haha
Lmao thats what i thought too ey up magic mikes turned up, thats good he can make himself disappear then lol "
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"Wow and I thought I'd had some weird messages, am cracking up at some of these 🤣🤣🤣
Some of my most memorable today were:
Hi can I breed you bitch?
Im so horny, I've got my dick in a hoover (I was lucky enough to see pic evidence too, not that I asked) lol
I want to plow my way into your guts and fuck you dumb, you know you love it, get back to me and let's make magic happen.
Just lmaooooo"
Poetry, sweet, sweet verse |
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"It went as follows:
"Can I pay you to let my dog get involved?""
Mate!
I was chatting to a lady years ago who gave me a rundown of strange requests.
She told me one fella asked if she would tug he’s dog off, and then followed it with “I’ll pay you more if I can watch”
So was the first offer purely for the dogs benefit?
If you wernt gonna watch the first one were you just looking to be a reeeeal considerate pet owner?
Or maybe he was getting tired of he’s dog rattling he’s sofa cushions within an inch of their life?
So many unanswered questions. |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me eww
What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"
yes i had on saying can i breed with you lol |
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"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me eww
What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"
Pretty common breeding ones tbh find
I had a guy ask if I would like to impregnate both his. daughters so he and his wife can have grandkids as they are single
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"I’ve said this loads on the forums but the bloke who messaged once a week to ask if I’d drop my wife off so he could bang her in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house."
HOWLING! That’s a peach 😂😂 |
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I often get asked if they can impregnate me
Weirdest recently was asking if I’d use their face as a toilet
did I give their daddy a bj last night coz they’re going to tell their mummy on me
Also was offered £250 to stand on a man in heels, squat and pee on him then kick him in the balls |
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"I’ve said this loads on the forums but the bloke who messaged once a week to ask if I’d drop my wife off so he could bang her in his shed whilst his girlfriend was asleep in the house.
HOWLING! That’s a peach 😂😂"
The craziest thing about it is he is verified which means someone took him up on the offer |
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"I got one once from a guy asking if he could buy me a nursing bra, so that he could lay in my lap and be breast fed. It was weird for a first message.
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They do look very suckable buy that's just weird...bitty |
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"I got one once from a guy asking if he could buy me a nursing bra, so that he could lay in my lap and be breast fed. It was weird for a first message.
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They do look very suckable buy that's just weird...bitty |
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Loads of weird shit… asking if I’d fuck a father and son or two brothers, asking if they could get me pregnant and make them pay child support, wanting me to stamp on their bits wearing stilettos or jam things down their cock, full graphic storylines with wayyy too much detail, offering me money for various things (my underwear, humiliating them, rinsing their bank accounts pay pig style), wanting to go round for sex while their wife was asleep upstairs. To name a few |
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"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me eww
What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"
Regularly get strange messages. I honestly think I must attract the weird ones.
Commonly is what shall I say detailing their desires for non consensual relations, sometimes quite graffically which is pretty vile.
Several times a year I have messages proposing marriage.
I think one of the absolutely weirdest messages though, which was several years ago was someone who asked me if I would wear stilettos for them, and if they got a live fish and put it on the doorstep would I go to stand on the wiggling fish and put my stiletto heel through the animal to end it’s life. It honestly made me feel quite sick and I’m not over the shock of receiving that message and it’s been a long time.
It made me very wary of the kind of people who lurk here. |
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"I just got a message from a guy asking if he could impregnate me eww
What's the weirdest first message you've received? x"
Can you accommodate so I can call in and you can piss on my face eeewwww |
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"You left your coat in my room".
To be fair I had..but it was the first message I got from that person on Fab.
The other good one was "I loved the massage I got last night. i have a really tight knot in my pussy that needs working out this weekend if youre interested".
To be fair....I meet people at clubs not on here
As far as I recall, no one has ever messaged me that I've not already met before hand.
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I did once message a couple who had a hot pic of the wife lying legs apart on the bathroom floor asking where they got their laminate from. In fairness we were having our own bathroom redone and it was nice laminate. I never got a response. I've also messaged a woman complimenting her on her kitchen. |
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"A man says on his profile he's not looking for another man but winks and fabs my cock??
Some odd fekrs around"
A lot of people say they aren't looking for men, as it stops the avalanche of offers but they will still have the interest and look around for the right ones. |
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By (user no longer on site) 16 weeks ago
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"I was asked if I wore dentures, and he was very disappointed when I replied that I did not.
He then asked if knew anyone that did.....
My… Nan? 🤔"
He'd already got her number |
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"Keep getting messages from different accounts but think it’s the same person. They want me to fight with another female while men watch 🤔
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We had that too, I think I confused him when I told him andy works on cage fight shows around the globe so I’m pretty much up to speed with how it goes and I’m always well looked after  |
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