Almost certainly not a serial killer.

Man in Durham, North East, UK

Joined: 9 months ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

A face only a mother could love and she sometimes struggled with that, good job Halloween is around the corner.

A tiny penis thats basically an innie

Quote/a twiglet that’s been through several roadside traffic accidents/unquote

If you wanna be a dick about it…

quote/ a wonder of scientific discovery/ unquote

If you wanna be a doctor about it.

Pretty charmless, humourless and void of any personality.

Things I’m a fan off?

Anything with a pulse that will allow me to insert myself inside of them.

Things I’m not a fan off?

Seeing multiple ex girlfriends tag me on Facebook memes where they ask “if your sex life was a movie title”

All responding with “gone in 60 seconds”

What have I got to offer you?

The most bang average 12 seconds of your life. Which in my opinion is great if you have a busy schedule.

Positive reinforcements after sex, if I feel like you have done a good job, I normally show gratitude in the way of high fives and bumps.

Some pretty decent beans on toast

I’ll let you watch Netflix at mine

I’ll let you stay over if you don’t snore

I’ll let you use my toothbrush if you have forgotten yours.

Johnny deep

41 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF)
Aged from 24 to 45
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

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*ell Gwynn (42), Woman on 14 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Almost certainly not a serial killer.