I can fit half a big mc in my mouth and bite. Also I once got 32 McDonalds chips in there, but not the same time as the big mc, but that was many moons ago so I reckon I could push a good 50 these days.

The mr

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By *imply DeeWoman 11 weeks ago

Wherever

I have no skills.

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By *adbod2godbodMan 11 weeks ago

Manchester

I can drive a truck and raise kids

No other skills, nothing sets me apart

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By *adbod2godbodMan 11 weeks ago

Manchester

"I can drive a truck and raise kids

No other skills, nothing sets me apart "

Imagine average......that's me

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By *weetkitten65Woman 11 weeks ago

Halifax

"One of my greatest skills is eating vast quantities of bacon.

I make an amazing fry up...

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"One of my greatest skills is eating vast quantities of bacon.

I make an amazing fry up...

Do you have blue underwear?

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By *hunky GentMan 11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"One of my greatest skills is eating vast quantities of bacon.

I make an amazing fry up...

Do you have blue underwear? "

You're both welcome to join me for breakfast.

Stockings are optional.

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By *ascaIMan 11 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Owl noises and knowing all the flags of the world. Yet to come in handy but I’ll have my moment.

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By *agatoXXXMan 11 weeks ago

Mordor

The ability to keep people beyond arms length.

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By *eroLondonMan 11 weeks ago

Mayfair

"One of my greatest skills is eating vast quantities of bacon.

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This is a most enviable skill, dear chap. 🥓

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By *mmaleiaWoman 11 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Lack of communication, I can only deal with 1 thing at a time

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By *had_ThunderCockMan 11 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

One finds oneself endowed with a multitude of commendable skills; however, those of paramount significance are those which evoke the deepest sense of pride.

My paternal responsibilities, my esteemed fraternity of fathers boasting over 2000 global members, my illustrious hockey association.

The record I hold for the advanced flight model characteristics of the Arm3 heli’s, unblemished for a decade—indeed, it transcends ten years!

To name but a few….

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By *eordieJeansCouple 11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I can put them in a lock and turn them. That’s about it.

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By *angler 321Man 11 weeks ago

Hereford

I'm a cracking cook!

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By *ripfillMan 11 weeks ago

havant

Being able to walk on water …. Well not really but it’s a nice idea

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By *ell GwynnWoman 11 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Sitting motionless for several hours and daydreaming about what it'd be like to have skills.

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By *hunky GentMan 11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Sitting motionless for several hours and daydreaming about what it'd be like to have skills."

Cumming second.

I mean coming second.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 11 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘….But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you…..’

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