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"Have you done in the past week?
I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?  "
Sold my xbox series x. Needed the money!
Rips my hair bobble out because it got stuck, should of used scissors. |
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By *rsMxCouple 15 weeks ago
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I meant to scrape the last few bits of pasta from the pot into the bin, but scraped my freshly plated dinner in instead 
There's daft, then there's me! It ain't the 1st time I've done that either  |
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"Have you done in the past week?
I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me? "
That actually reminds me of the time I put my hand in the oven and forgot it was on |
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"I meant to scrape the last few bits of pasta from the pot into the bin, but scraped my freshly plated dinner in instead
There's daft, then there's me! It ain't the 1st time I've done that either "
That made me Laugh out loud…that’s so me…I blame perimenopause |
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"Have you done in the past week?
I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?
Sold my xbox series x. Needed the money!
Rips my hair bobble out because it got stuck, should of used scissors."
Ouch  |
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"Have you done in the past week?
I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me? "
Nope. You win.
But where's the pic?  |
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"Have you done in the past week?
I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?
Sold my xbox series x. Needed the money!
Rips my hair bobble out because it got stuck, should of used scissors.
Ouch "
I can't wait to get my hair layered and styled, it gets tangled so easily. |
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By *rsMxCouple 15 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"I meant to scrape the last few bits of pasta from the pot into the bin, but scraped my freshly plated dinner in instead
There's daft, then there's me! It ain't the 1st time I've done that either
That made me Laugh out loud…that’s so me…I blame perimenopause "
Ha!  |
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"Have you done in the past week?
I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?
Sold my xbox series x. Needed the money!
Rips my hair bobble out because it got stuck, should of used scissors.
Ouch
I can't wait to get my hair layered and styled, it gets tangled so easily."
Same here |
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"Have you done in the past week?
I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me? "
But is your bum hair now straight? |
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"Have you done in the past week?
I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?
But is your bum hair now straight?"
No..curly  |
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I left a cheese cake on the kitchen counter as I believed my dog, who is very old, had been genuinely struggling with his mobility, given that he can't even jump onto the sofa anymore, let alone a kitchen counter, apparently.
We can all guess what happened next. |
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"I left a cheese cake on the kitchen counter as I believed my dog, who is very old, had been genuinely struggling with his mobility, given that he can't even jump onto the sofa anymore, let alone a kitchen counter, apparently.
We can all guess what happened next."
Doh!!did the dog get a bad tum? |
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"I meant to scrape the last few bits of pasta from the pot into the bin, but scraped my freshly plated dinner in instead
There's daft, then there's me! It ain't the 1st time I've done that either "
At a craft fair at the weekend I went to empty out the rubbish drawer in the box we use as a till into a bin, tipped it over, then promptly let go of it, dropping the drawer into the bin as well. |
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"I left a cheese cake on the kitchen counter as I believed my dog, who is very old, had been genuinely struggling with his mobility, given that he can't even jump onto the sofa anymore, let alone a kitchen counter, apparently.
We can all guess what happened next.
Doh!!did the dog get a bad tum?"
You know what, he didn't bat an eye-lid, wolfed it down and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just looked at me like, so are you going to help me onto the couch or what? |
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"Have you done in the past week?
I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me?
Sold my xbox series x. Needed the money!
Rips my hair bobble out because it got stuck, should of used scissors.
Ouch
I can't wait to get my hair layered and styled, it gets tangled so easily.
Same here"
Gonna look like an ikea version of Chris Hemsworth.
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Thought my driving licence had run out in June 2023. Panicked, ordered a new one and stopped driving.
Then found my actual licence a few days later which is in date.
Guess that's why people cut up their old ones.  |
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"Shots.
It’s always shots 🙈
Which ones?
I took some fireball shots last month and it made me really sick, for about 3 days. "
Vodka jellies
Jager bomb
Fireball (🤢)
Some strawberry thing
Passion fruit vodka
Toffee vodka
Baby Guiness
Tequila
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Dropped my freshly buttered toast on the cats head.
Walked into heavy salt lamp with bare foot. Ripped chunky out of nail.
Upset my ex FWB, again, whilst trying to be friendly.
Burned a hole in my work trousers and got gunk over my new iron.
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Out on my motorbike I stopped at the lights and forgot to put my feet down, ended up with a heavy bike on my leg and was laughing too much to get up. Luckily I had some friends with me who got the bike off my leg and got me up 🤗 |
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"Shots.
It’s always shots 🙈
Which ones?
I took some fireball shots last month and it made me really sick, for about 3 days.
Vodka jellies
Jager bomb
Fireball (🤢)
Some strawberry thing
Passion fruit vodka
Toffee vodka
Baby Guiness
Tequila
"
it was a shit night and it was all I had.
Needles to say I wish I didn't now.
Passion fruit vodka is nice though! |
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"Shots.
Toffee vodka
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I have some of that. Called Thunder.
I discovered it mixes very well with Cream Soda. Not chemically-tasting cheap cream soda, but an artisanal cream soda if you can find one. Preferably a dark cream soda, not a light one. It's not easy finding good Cream Soda's in the UK however. Virgil's used to make one (and still do) but they changed the recipe for the worst several years back 
YMMV |
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"Have you done in the past week?
I’ll go first, sat on my very hot hair straighteners and burnt my bum. Now I have two lines on it… ouch! Can you be more clumsy than me? "
Oooh ouch, that sounds painful OP. Hope it healing ok and quickly. My list of stupid things tend to start with getting up and out of bed lol. There really are occasion it is better to stay in bed, pull the covers back over myself and skipping that day and wait for next day instead lol  x |
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