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What a perfect beautiful day to be kind and generous. 🔆🌻🤩
Please, share with the beginners the more common two-word messages on Fab. 🤘
It is a big writing and overthinking saving and a passport to success. 🛟🏆
Newbies, You're more than welcome 💋 |
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Is it a question? Is it a statement? Keep them guessing, with linguistic ambiguity and a lack of punctuation! |
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You’re stunning (usually “your stunning”)
(Absolutely ridiculous  ) |
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You’re beautiful
(To a profile with no face photos) |
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"WU U2?"
Definitely my personal favorite  |
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Surprised not been said but...
Hey there.
As opposed to "Hello There" which is perfectly acceptable |
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"You’re beautiful
(To a profile with no face photos) "
Hahaha Sexy pics
Great profile (to a not a word description profile)  |
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U free?
Fancy now?
Wanna fuck?
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"Surprised not been said but...
Hey there.
As opposed to "Hello There" which is perfectly acceptable"
Two options solid and perfectly legit. |
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“Any good?” Accompanied by a dick that looks like it’s made of wood chip wallpaper. |
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"“Any good?” Accompanied by a dick that looks like it’s made of wood chip wallpaper."
Hahaha or worst, felt 😖 |
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"So sexy
So you are x "
You flirt. |
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"So sexy
So you are x
You flirt. "
Kick, Snap? |
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Actually realising that the messages I receive are truly hilarious. |
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"So sexy
So you are x
You flirt.
Kick, Snap? "
Veronica, keep playing and you can get this Dick. |
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"What a perfect beautiful day to be kind and generous. 🔆🌻🤩
Please, share with the beginners the more common two-word messages on Fab. 🤘
It is a big writing and overthinking saving and a passport to success. 🛟🏆
Not two words but the ‘bet I can make you cum more than your partner’ is what made us focus on just women and block men
Newbies, You're more than welcome 💋"
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"Had a few “want sucking” "
Used to get a lot of those when I worked away-until I blocked single guys from messaging! |
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"Nice tits"
Btw I literally LOVE your pfp. That nose ring 🙂↕️ |
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By *a LunaWoman 17 weeks ago
South Wales |
"Nice tits
Btw I literally LOVE your pfp. That nose ring 🙂↕️"
Thank you Pickles ☺️ |
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"So sexy
So you are x
You flirt.
Kick, Snap?
Veronica, keep playing and you can get this Dick. "
Sorry Steve, that's 7 too many words. |
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By *aizyWoman 17 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Hey bby
Hey sugar  "
Wuu2? |
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"Hey bby
Hey sugar
Wuu2?"
Fancy oral?  |
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The worst I’ve had which makes me want to vom is “play daddy?” 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮 |
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"“Any good?” Accompanied by a dick that looks like it’s made of wood chip wallpaper.
Hahaha or worst, felt 😖"
Who wraps their dick in woodchip… ?? Oh well there’s a kink for everyone lol |
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Good morning/afternoon/evening
Or is that boring..mmm |
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"Dressed"
"You ok"
Fuckwits....
Jo x |
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"So sexy
So you are x
You flirt.
Kick, Snap?
Veronica, keep playing and you can get this Dick.
Sorry Steve, that's 7 too many words."
It’s ok I don’t really mean any of it |
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By *hilloutMan 17 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
I really wouldn't know as I don't receive unsolicited messages. |
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"I really wouldn't know as I don't receive unsolicited messages."
Check inbox  |
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"I really wouldn't know as I don't receive unsolicited messages."
Me neither. :P |
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"Hey you"
That’s literally my favourite |
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Hi WUU2 🤢
More impressed that emojis are now working in the forums now 😅🤣👌🏼 |
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"Oh wow!"
I only did that once  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 17 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
You available
Hi beautiful |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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From closeted straight men:to me
You free?
Free now?
Hey!
Want draining?
Can I suck you?
Nice Pics!
I’m near!
Wanna fuck?
Just once, would I welcome those messages from a woman! Lol! 😜
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Very recently “will reward”
followed on the same day by someone else with
“smash now?”
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"Very recently “will reward”
followed on the same day by someone else with
“smash now?”
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Was their user name 'Hulk'? |
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"Just now…..
“Used knickers?”"
I'd respond with "Yes, I have used them, many times in the past." |
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I mean...I in general, not I me. |
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By *vaRose43Woman 17 weeks ago
Forest of Dean |
"Just now…..
“Used knickers?”
I'd respond with "Yes, I have used them, many times in the past.""
I’m not even engaging in conversation |
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"You’re stunning (usually “your stunning”)
(Absolutely ridiculous )"
Omg he messages me too! |
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"Just now…..
“Used knickers?”
I'd respond with "Yes, I have used them, many times in the past."
I’m not even engaging in conversation "
Yeah, definitely not suggesting that to you specifically. It was more of a "that would be a funny way to respond if one were going to respond at all." |
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"You ok
Public choice award🏆"
I've never felt so concerned about with the multiple you ok messages 😂
I usually say I think I am but others will probably tell you otherwise 😂 |
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Free now ?
When my profile says I don't just meet 😬 |
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Common one sent to me 'hows u' |
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I thought I had accidentally flicked over to my Fab Inbox 😬
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"Hey you
I'm shaggy. "
Oh yes! |
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"Free now ?
When my profile says I don't just meet 😬"
You want people to read profiles???
Tut tut tut.
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"Hey you
I'm shaggy.
Oh yes! "
I was going to send that to you, but we've never chatted before so didn't know if you'd see the funny side of it. |
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Why use two words when a simple “FaF?” Gets to the crux of the issue? |
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"Lucky guy
Classic III 🏛️"
Lovely lips.  |
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"Hello trouble
Classic 🏛️"
One of my most hated |
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"Lucky guy
Classic III 🏛️"
I've legit had messages before from people for the sole purpose of asking me how to contact my wife. |
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Free tonight?
Meet now?
Nice tits
How’s you?
You ok?
How much?
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"Free tonight?
Meet now?
Nice tits
How’s you?
You ok?
How much?
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Must be doing something wrong never used any of those! |
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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Fuck off |
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"Free tonight?
Meet now?
Nice tits
How’s you?
You ok?
How much?
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Did you ever respond to the how much one with £10,000 per hour? |
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Personal favourites:
Anal yes?
Send nudes
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"Free tonight?
Meet now?
Nice tits
How’s you?
You ok?
How much?
Did you ever respond to the how much one with £10,000 per hour?"
No, they got reported and blocked  |
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‘Nice tits’
You can't even see them  |
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"‘Nice tits’
You can't even see them "
Damn! |
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"‘Nice tits’
You can't even see them
Damn! "
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"‘Nice tits’
You can't even see them
Damn!
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Incredibly alluring pictures to make me interested in a personal inspection. |
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Want fun
I’m in a holidaymakers hotspot (not necessarily by choice) and I am being BOMBARDED. 😒
U free
Fuck now
Etc |
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"Want fun
I’m in a holidaymakers hotspot (not necessarily by choice) and I am being BOMBARDED. 😒
U free
Fuck now
Etc "
But are you having a crackin holiday? |
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"Taps aff."
Not sure what this means 🤷🏻♀️ |
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"Taps aff.
Not sure what this means 🤷🏻♀️"
🤔🤔🤔 |
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"Want fun
I’m in a holidaymakers hotspot (not necessarily by choice) and I am being BOMBARDED. 😒
U free
Fuck now
Etc
But are you having a crackin holiday?"
I kinda am, but parking arrangements have me all stressed out in all honesty. |
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"Taps aff.
Not sure what this means 🤷🏻♀️"
He's Scottish, it's a foreign language up there. |
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"He's Scottish, it's a foreign language up there."
I’m English, so I can translate.
“It’s unseasonably sunny, we must all make the most of it before the weather changes and remove our shirts. Right now. Also, pass the tonic wine would you?” |
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"He's Scottish, it's a foreign language up there.
I’m English, so I can translate.
“It’s unseasonably sunny, we must all make the most of it before the weather changes and remove our shirts. Right now. Also, pass the tonic wine would you?”"
Thank you for the explanation… I think I understand |
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By *vaRose43Woman 17 weeks ago
Forest of Dean |
Aww the first one this morning was
“lookum milkers”
Romantic forester speak for I like your tits |
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"Aww the first one this morning was “lookum milkers” Romantic forester speak for I like your tits "
Gotta admit, that’s a new one on me. And kind of endearing, in its own special way. |
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“Nice sick”
I get that one quite often. I can only hope it’s down to an autocorrect moment. |
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"“Nice sick”
I get that one quite often. I can only hope it’s down to an autocorrect moment. "
😂 |
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"Free now ?
When my profile says I don't just meet 😬
You want people to read profiles???
Tut tut tut.
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I know im such a needy & demanding muppet 😂 |
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By *vaRose43Woman 17 weeks ago
Forest of Dean |
"Aww the first one this morning was “lookum milkers” Romantic forester speak for I like your tits
Gotta admit, that’s a new one on me. And kind of endearing, in its own special way."
You have to say it in a really broad Gloucestershire accent for the full effect |
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"He's Scottish, it's a foreign language up there.
I’m English, so I can translate.
“It’s unseasonably sunny, we must all make the most of it before the weather changes and remove our shirts. Right now. Also, pass the tonic wine would you?”"
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I did a 2-WORD experiment
Atm, I keep 840 unread yellow messages in my inbox. I checked the last 150 and made a list of the two-word messages I found there.
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The result is approx 46 2-words per 150 messages. Close to 32% An absolute winner when is time to message somebody for the first time. In my case, the ratio of success was 150:ZERO success replying
LIST
Stunning (2)
Hi sexy (2)
Hey x (2)
Aussie here
Have’u Telegram
How’s u tonight
Watchme selffuck
U ok?
Hi xx
Good morning
Too sexy
Hi there
Pimp me
Wanna comeround
Absolute beauty
Hey gorgeous
Hello Gorgeous
Hiyaaa
Hello beautiful
Evening x
Hello sexy
Hi x
Simply stunning
Great Profile
Nice pics
Nice profile
Up to much?
Nice profile.
Hello Darling
How’s you?
Wanna meet?
Looking hot
Wow x
Looking amazing
Wuu2
Stunning
How’s it going
Evening Veronica
Behaving tonight?
Hey u ok?
Alright darling
You hidden
Free tonight
Looking 4fun?
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By (user no longer on site) 17 weeks ago
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"I did a 2-WORD experiment
Atm, I keep 840 unread yellow messages in my inbox. I checked the last 150 and made a list of the two-word messages I found there.
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The result is approx 46 2-words per 150 messages. Close to 32% An absolute winner when is time to message somebody for the first time. In my case, the ratio of success was 150:ZERO success replying
LIST
Stunning (2)
Hi sexy (2)
Hey x (2)
Have’u Telegram
How’s u tonight
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I mean technically these are three words, so it’s skewing your statistics!
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"I did a 2-WORD experiment
Atm, I keep 840 unread yellow messages in my inbox. I checked the last 150 and made a list of the two-word messages I found there.
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The result is approx 46 2-words per 150 messages. Close to 32% An absolute winner when is time to message somebody for the first time. In my case, the ratio of success was 150:ZERO success replying
LIST
Stunning (2)
Hi sexy (2)
Hey x (2)
Have’u Telegram
How’s u tonight
I mean technically these are three words, so it’s skewing your statistics!
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(2) it's the number of times the same message was found it. you seem.to be a very easygoing guy |
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Hubba hubba
Wanna fuck
Suck me
You DTF? |
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Had someone message me first, a profile I'd never engaged with and they lived 400 or so miles away.
Message.... fuck off. 🙄 |
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