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By *asterMeliodas OP Man 24 weeks ago

Newmill

I've got this giant rock, and I need to put it in a crate. Can anyone help me?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman 24 weeks ago

Tamworth

Rocks should be free.

Free the rock!

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By *icecouple561Couple 24 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I could drive my huge JCB up to you but it will take six weeks. Can you wait?

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By *d mirerMan 24 weeks ago

lost

I’ve got a sledgehammer if you want to turn it into Little Rock’s

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man 24 weeks ago

Newmill

"I could drive my huge JCB up to you but it will take six weeks. Can you wait?"

My deadline for it is 10 weeks, so I'd say a 6/10 crating is fine.

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By *till gameMan 24 weeks ago

Oldham

I see 🤔 so your between a rock and a hard place

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Central

Check a trade type listings?

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man 24 weeks ago

Newmill

Did I not make this an obvious enough parody of "rate my cock"? :P

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By *vaRose43Woman 24 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? I imagine different types require different handling techniques

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man 24 weeks ago

Newmill

"Igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? I imagine different types require different handling techniques "

Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 24 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I shall build a crate around the rock. The rock will only exist if the crate is lifted.....

No problem defeats the Granny inquisition.

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By *ozzybear1981Man 24 weeks ago

preston

You absolute monster 😳😳

I hope that rock gets its revenge on you for such behaviour 😁😁

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

"Igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? I imagine different types require different handling techniques

Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

You’ll get slated for that quip

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By *ilverSwordMan 24 weeks ago

Belfast-ish

Pet rocks need time outside! Don't leave it in the crate it will get upset and make a mess

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By *illy IdolMan 24 weeks ago

Midlands

When does a stone become a rock?

What's the cut off?

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man 24 weeks ago

Newmill

"Igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? I imagine different types require different handling techniques

Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

You’ll get slated for that quip

Hey, don't take my punning genius for granite.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 24 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I've got this giant rock, and I need to put it in a crate. Can anyone help me?"

Does your rock have a name? Why does it need to go in a crate? Have you asked the rock what it's wishes are?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 24 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"When does a stone become a rock?

What's the cut off?"

gravel

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By *ensuallover1000Man 24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is it a meteorite? I hear they’re worth a fair bit 😁

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

"I've got this giant rock, and I need to put it in a crate. Can anyone help me?"

Have you waxed and polished it? Is there suitable protection?

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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago

"Igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic? I imagine different types require different handling techniques

Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

You’ll get slated for that quip

Hey, don't take my punning genius for granite."

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By *illy IdolMan 24 weeks ago

Midlands

"When does a stone become a rock?

What's the cut off?

gravel"

Very good

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 24 weeks ago

Essex

This thread is just marble-ous.

Just a stone’s throw away from genius.

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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago

west midlands

"When does a stone become a rock?

What's the cut off?"

They start life as pebbles, grow up to be stones then rocks and if they get really old boulders.

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man 24 weeks ago

Newmill

"This thread is just marble-ous.

Just a stone’s throw away from genius. "

I'm glad I could sate your apatite.

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By *aytime78Man 24 weeks ago

Aylesbury

"I could drive my huge JCB up to you but it will take six weeks. Can you wait?"

you drive a jacob

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By *ickshawedCouple 24 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Did I not make this an obvious enough parody of "rate my cock"? :P"

You'd be better off doing a 'rate my crocs' thread. People love those

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By *asterMeliodas OP Man 24 weeks ago

Newmill

"Did I not make this an obvious enough parody of "rate my cock"? :P

You'd be better off doing a 'rate my crocs' thread. People love those

True, but I love a good spoonerism.

Or a spood goonerism, I guess.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve been thinking about size and scale. How’s this?

Planet

Continental shelf

Mountain

Hill

Boulder

Rock

Stone

Pebble

Gravel

Dust

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 24 weeks ago

Essex

"I’ve been thinking about size and scale. How’s this?

Planet

Continental shelf

Mountain

Hill

Boulder

Rock

Stone

Pebble

Gravel

Dust"

It’s not all about size 🤣

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"It’s not all about size 🤣"

Says the wee slip of a girl.

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By *illy IdolMan 24 weeks ago

Midlands

"I’ve been thinking about size and scale. How’s this?

Planet

Continental shelf

Mountain

Hill

Boulder

Rock

Stone

Pebble

Gravel

Dust"

There's too many grey areas though, with a lot of these categories not stating upper or lower limits🤬

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"There's too many grey areas though, with a lot of these categories not stating upper or lower limits🤬"

What do you expect when you haven’t specified metric or imperial? I can only work with what I’m given.

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By *aizyWoman 24 weeks ago

west midlands

"There's too many grey areas though, with a lot of these categories not stating upper or lower limits🤬

What do you expect when you haven’t specified metric or imperial? I can only work with what I’m given."

Calm down lads, this is getting a bit rocky now.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 24 weeks ago

Central

"Did I not make this an obvious enough parody of "rate my cock"? :P"

Of course not

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By *mf123Man 24 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Blackpool rock or one of them knockoffs from another coast

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