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Ey ey good folks 😁
You know how it is; you put two socks in and only one comes out.
Where do they go? Is there a parallel dimension now filled with odd socks?
Share all your scientific theories here my fine peeps 👍🏻
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"It goes back down the side of your bed with the rest of the wank socks."
I’m rapidly running short here; real emergency stations type thing.
I’ve considered using my T-shirt but it’s a dark colour today and the resulting stains will be difficult to explain away….. |
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"Please let us have a read 😃😃😃 Does it solve the eternal mystery? "
They bide their time just waiting in your darkened laundry box
No garments are as dangerous as odd mismatching socks
They hide themselves in corners, watching you and hatching plots
They'll stick themselves to ceiling fans and tie themselves in knots.
They take other clothes hostage in the hope that you will cave
And there's no hope of teaching wayward socks how to behave
Like polyester puppies they don't know they're doing wrong
But deep down all those socks just want a place where they belong.
When they were paired, well life was great! The future seemed so bright
But now you've lost their partner that poor sock's heart feels so light
It drifts around the house without a purpose or a buddy
And that is why you'll find them in the kitchen or the study.
They're terribly misunderstood those socks that stand alone
And all they ever wanted was a place they could call home
So next time when you find an odd sock, don't get in a muddle
Please give a thought to how they feel, and give your sock a cuddle. |
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"It goes back down the side of your bed with the rest of the wank socks.
I’m rapidly running short here; real emergency stations type thing.
I’ve considered using my T-shirt but it’s a dark colour today and the resulting stains will be difficult to explain away….."
This is what curtains were invented for. |
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"I think washing machines are the way for socks to get to Narnia, they are over there being worn by fauns and elves."
This sounds a legitimate theory to me 👍🏻
Actually, if I climb inside my machine, could you put me on a cottons wash so that I may be transported there to? 😜 |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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We had a random bit of fun with a couple a few years ago and somehow J's neck chain broke and lost his gold crucifix. We could not find it anywhere and even suspected a little bit the couple.
Months later I was doing the laundry and cleaned the rubber around the door first and was surprised to find it was inside the fold of the rubber.
It must have just dropped into his clothes somewhere. |
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"Please let us have a read 😃😃😃 Does it solve the eternal mystery?
They bide their time just waiting in your darkened laundry box
No garments are as dangerous as odd mismatching socks
They hide themselves in corners, watching you and hatching plots
They'll stick themselves to ceiling fans and tie themselves in knots.
They take other clothes hostage in the hope that you will cave
And there's no hope of teaching wayward socks how to behave
Like polyester puppies they don't know they're doing wrong
But deep down all those socks just want a place where they belong.
When they were paired, well life was great! The future seemed so bright
But now you've lost their partner that poor sock's heart feels so light
It drifts around the house without a purpose or a buddy
And that is why you'll find them in the kitchen or the study.
They're terribly misunderstood those socks that stand alone
And all they ever wanted was a place they could call home
So next time when you find an odd sock, don't get in a muddle
Please give a thought to how they feel, and give your sock a cuddle."
😂😂😂 That is brilliant! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 😄😄 |
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"We had a random bit of fun with a couple a few years ago and somehow J's neck chain broke and lost his gold crucifix. We could not find it anywhere and even suspected a little bit the couple.
Months later I was doing the laundry and cleaned the rubber around the door first and was surprised to find it was inside the fold of the rubber.
It must have just dropped into his clothes somewhere."
Those seals do indeed procure and accumulate some treasures from time to time; Hobbits frequently go questing in mine in fact 😜 |
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"It goes back down the side of your bed with the rest of the wank socks.
I’m rapidly running short here; real emergency stations type thing.
I’ve considered using my T-shirt but it’s a dark colour today and the resulting stains will be difficult to explain away…..
This is what curtains were invented for."
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By *aizyWoman 26 weeks ago
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"I think washing machines are the way for socks to get to Narnia, they are over there being worn by fauns and elves.
This sounds a legitimate theory to me 👍🏻
Actually, if I climb inside my machine, could you put me on a cottons wash so that I may be transported there to? 😜"
We'll try a cool wash in this weather, don't want you to shrink! |
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"I think washing machines are the way for socks to get to Narnia, they are over there being worn by fauns and elves.
This sounds a legitimate theory to me 👍🏻
Actually, if I climb inside my machine, could you put me on a cottons wash so that I may be transported there to? 😜
We'll try a cool wash in this weather, don't want you to shrink!"
😂😂 A good point indeed; I only wish to visit the elves, not be confused for one 😜 |
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"Ey ey good folks 😁
You know how it is; you put two socks in and only one comes out.
Where do they go? Is there a parallel dimension now filled with odd socks?
Share all your scientific theories here my fine peeps 👍🏻
"
Some escape the humdrum (😉) and go on to become very successful wank socks. |
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"Ey ey good folks 😁
You know how it is; you put two socks in and only one comes out.
Where do they go? Is there a parallel dimension now filled with odd socks?
Share all your scientific theories here my fine peeps 👍🏻
Some escape the humdrum (😉) and go on to become very successful wank socks."
They’re what we call on FAB, ‘Professional’ 😜 |
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"Eaten by a family of sock monsters currently residing within the inner workings of your machine. (They like orange ones best)  "
😱😱😱😱 I suspected as such! Sock ogres! Quite contrary to the assurances on the adverts also, they’re completely resilient to Calgon!
I may have to resort to calling in an exorcist… 😜 |
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