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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people
I’m in and I’ve got my little postie shorts on ready to go |
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Go on you then.. I have a soft spot for both of you   |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Go on you then.. I have a soft spot for both of you "
Can you indicate where that soft spot is? |
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I don’t think i’ve ever been this early to a thread before. I’ll play |
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Let’s see then, can’t be a postie though. |
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Hoping for more people to join as I don’t want to make myself too obvious  |
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By *hilloutMan 10 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
I'll put my name down and come back to it later  |
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Sounds fun and different count us in! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
My mate has just passed me this message for Mr Sprout;
Please, please, please can I sit on your face? |
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By *r SproutMan 10 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
A message for Dee.
I really hope that soon I can explore your curves, gently but firmly touching you with the abandon we both desire |
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I'll join in.
Happy to be postie as well
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I’ll join, if only to pass on messages of wanton lust |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
My mate passed this on…
Happy birthday to Dark Sovereign. I’d like to give him a present that he won’t forget and can’t open in public |
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Oh, go on then. I’ll be in. Well, in and out. Between bouts of work.
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Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP?
Cos if so, I’m in.
Mrs TMN x |
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Now let me think.
Thought about it, I’m in. |
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"My mate passed this on…
Happy birthday to Dark Sovereign. I’d like to give him a present that he won’t forget and can’t open in public "
Thank you mystery poster! You have my attention |
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By *r SproutMan 10 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
"My mate has just passed me this message for Mr Sprout;
Please, please, please can I sit on your face? "
My face is my best feature so it seems a shame to cover it. But if it makes you smile I suppose I’ll allow it |
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"A message for Dee.
I really hope that soon I can explore your curves, gently but firmly touching you with the abandon we both desire"
We better make some progress on the plan then. |
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Message for Chad ThunderCock my beautiful friend says she'd like to hear some thunders sometime.... |
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By *r SproutMan 10 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
Someone is popular today
Will you tell simply Dee best that I think she’s simply the double Dee best.
I think she’s lovely too. |
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By *B69Woman 10 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
I’m in and have time to be postie today |
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I’m in and happy to play postie  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP?
Cos if so, I’m in.
Mrs TMN x"
I’m wearing rainbow hot pants today |
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"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP?
Cos if so, I’m in.
Mrs TMN x
I’m wearing rainbow hot pants today "
IN |
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Message for Mr Sprout:
"I would like him to be my A plan anytime." |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A message for Harlot from a very good friend;
I've really enjoyed our chats so far, long may they continue! I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish I had the guts to be flirtier with you sometimes, though. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP?
Cos if so, I’m in.
Mrs TMN x
I’m wearing rainbow hot pants today
IN"
They’re very tight, I’m not sure you’d fit in them too |
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"Someone is popular today
Will you tell simply Dee best that I think she’s simply the double Dee best.
I think she’s lovely too."
Thank you so much whoever you are  |
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I am in message awsy |
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"A message for Harlot from a very good friend;
I've really enjoyed our chats so far, long may they continue! I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish I had the guts to be flirtier with you sometimes, though."
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By *r SproutMan 10 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
"Message for Mr Sprout:
"I would like him to be my A plan anytime.""
Thank you mystery poster |
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Message for MrsMistyPeaks:
"Will you tell Misty Peaks that I’d be a winner if she’d be my prom queen." |
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"Message for MrsMistyPeaks:
"Will you tell Misty Peaks that I’d be a winner if she’d be my prom queen.""
FFS
You can’t use my own quote as a chat up line |
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MistyPeaks my dear, you are popular today.
My friend who should be number 1 of your 5 a day has asked me to tell you this.
Misty you have a gorgeous smile and I would like to see it up close in the future.
Ps I added the fluttering eyelashes. |
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"Message for MrsMistyPeaks:
"Will you tell Misty Peaks that I’d be a winner if she’d be my prom queen."
FFS
You can’t use my own quote as a chat up line "
Where does it say that? Errr I mean my friend was asking where does it say that. |
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By *r SproutMan 10 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
RTG, your 14 July picture, you need to move your hand and let me sit there instead
RTG this isn’t from me , it’s from my sexy mate |
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That was quick I only just got changed into the postie shorts
A message from my handsome friend for Harlot O Scara.
Wrap me in glitter, I’ll be your sinner if you’ll be my dinner x
B |
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I'm in, on it like a car bonnet |
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"That was quick I only just got changed into the postie shorts
A message from my handsome friend for Harlot O Scara.
Wrap me in glitter, I’ll be your sinner if you’ll be my dinner x
B"
Oh my |
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Julie and Beef
A chap of some repute wants me to pass on
It’s a shame they're not closer, because I think given the way our senses of humour align we'd get on like a house on fire? |
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Another message from a gorgeous friend of mine .Can you please wish Dark Sovereign happy birthday and tell him I would like to hear that Leo roarrr... lucky man x |
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"Julie and Beef
A chap of some repute wants me to pass on
It’s a shame they're not closer, because I think given the way our senses of humour align we'd get on like a house on fire?"
This is the age of the train. Let's make a plan and burn that sucker down*.
*Not our house, that's would be far too inconvenient.
B |
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Fabtastic Mr Fox,
Those thighs, if they ever need massaging,then I'm your girl
This is from a beautiful woman... |
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This is an important message for Midnight!
My very hot mate would like you to know that they think you are a one women central heating system. You certainly got him hot under the collar.
B |
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"Another message from a gorgeous friend of mine .Can you please wish Dark Sovereign happy birthday and tell him I would like to hear that Leo roarrr... lucky man x"
That can be arranged. Scratch my belly and the roarrr will soon follow  |
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Another important broadcast for Midnight.
My very statuesque friend asked me to pass on this note
"Dear Midnight, I would love it for you to take some of your frustrations out on my body."
Wouldn't we all, wouldn't we all.
B |
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Paging Chad Thundercock. This one is for you bud!
My incredibly hot mate says
You intrigue me. My brain likes you.
Personally I’d run now….
If I was in your shoes mate, I'd stay exactly where you are and have a bag of ice on standby. I've seen her in the flesh and she's fucking gorgeous.
B |
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Chillout! My really fit mate says
lovely to see your profile back and that you are out of retirement
;-)
I wasn't sure if the wink and fluttering eyelashes were for me or you, are you ok to share?
B |
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@littlemistressK
A female friend says that have ‘a soft spot for you too’.
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I’m in and happy to play postie too |
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@littlemistressK
From a male admirer.
‘ I've been admiring you from (very) afar for a while now. I hope someday our paths cross and that fun times might result!’
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By *hilloutMan 10 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Chillout! My really fit mate says
lovely to see your profile back and that you are out of retirement
;-)
I wasn't sure if the wink and fluttering eyelashes were for me or you, are you ok to share?
B"
Thank you
Fab is a bit like Hotel California. You can check out any time you like but never really leave 
P.S. Fit mate please make yourself known |
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"Fabtastic Mr Fox,
Those thighs, if they ever need massaging,then I'm your girl
This is from a beautiful woman..."
Tell her to break out the horse liniment and she can massage them all day long. There's a 20 year old hamstring knot that needs getting out if she has good thumbs. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 10 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
In.
And don't mind playing postie. |
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"Go on you then.. I have a soft spot for both of you "
Oh gosh, please don’t make me blush.. I’m no good at this. I’m better at post master.
But I am gracious, thank you.
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"Are your postie shorts sparkly, OP?
Cos if so, I’m in.
Mrs TMN x"
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"Message for Chad ThunderCock my beautiful friend says she'd like to hear some thunders sometime.... "
I don’t know even know how to respond?
Thank you.
Tell your beautiful friend, I’ll be sat on the park bench, 8pm tonight holding flowers, and invite them to meet me there. Maybe we can figure this thing out…
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Someone’s mate…..declaring lust for me…….fuck yeah, I’m in! |
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"Paging Chad Thundercock. This one is for you bud!
My incredibly hot mate says
You intrigue me. My brain likes you.
Personally I’d run now….
If I was in your shoes mate, I'd stay exactly where you are and have a bag of ice on standby. I've seen her in the flesh and she's fucking gorgeous.
B"
oh wow if only I knew. … 
Humbled, Curious… but gracious.
….and thank you post master general Beef. Appreciate you.
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By *onkoMan 10 weeks ago
here and there |
In but not holding out any hope |
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By *r SproutMan 10 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
-Midnight- a hot gentleman has asked me to pass this on to you
I dream of the day we can spend a night together.
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Giggle says ‘cannot play,, I’m barred’!
Love to giggle… see you in here soon
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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Happy to help if anyone needs any admiration passing on to others |
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Harlot! A very handsome friend of mine wanted you to know that he would be happy to let you use his face as a seat any time you're in need.
B |
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I’ve been a bit tied up. I’ve wriggled free now though, and have a message to pass on …
“Please would you be so kind and tell MrsMistypeaks how much munch I'd love to get her naked.” |
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I'm in ! |
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By *r SproutMan 10 weeks ago
the middle somewhere |
Sweet and spice. My wants you to know that your pictures are classy and sexy.
I have to say i agree |
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"RTG, your 14 July picture, you need to move your hand and let me sit there instead RTG this isn’t from me , it’s from my sexy mate "
Whoever this mystery mate is, can she sit on my face first? I like a little bit of foreplay. |
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Message incoming for the incomparable Belladonna!
“Could you please tell theBelladonna that the only things more enticing that her curves, are her sparkling smile, and kissable lips.”
My mate is not wrong. Oooft, those lips. |
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And another, this time for a certain blonde with long legs!
“Please can you let long-legged blond know her smile is divine and I fancy the pants off her!”
I can. I have! |
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Sounds fun, im in. I hope spmeone fancies me |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Message incoming for the incomparable Belladonna!
“Could you please tell theBelladonna that the only things more enticing that her curves, are her sparkling smile, and kissable lips.”
My mate is not wrong. Oooft, those lips."
Send me a message, maybe you’ll taste my kissable lips |
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"And another, this time for a certain blonde with long legs!
“Please can you let long-legged blond know her smile is divine and I fancy the pants off her!”
I can. I have!"
Mmmm interesting.
My pants look really good on the bedroom floor
Please come and say hello |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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Alas, I'm a year out of your age range to message you directly ! So consider this me saying hello my dear ! |
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"Sweet and spice. My wants you to know that your pictures are classy and sexy.
I have to say i agree "
That's what we were aiming for. Thank you Sprout and your 'friend'  |
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Hey Belladonna, our mate thinks you are an enigma within an enigma within an absolutely smoking wrapper |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Hey Belladonna, our mate thinks you are an enigma within an enigma within an absolutely smoking wrapper "
Tell your mate this smoking wrapper needs help being unwrapped. The mystery can be discovered. Ask your mate to reveal themselves if they dare by PM. |
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Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in. |
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By *B69Woman 10 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
RTG a beautiful friend of mine says
RTG you make me smile everyday, he’s witty handsome and oh those lips |
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"RTG a beautiful friend of mine says. RTG you make me smile everyday, he’s witty handsome and oh those lips"
My lips could really do with some exercise if I’m honest. If your beautiful friend would like to help … |
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"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in. "
If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD |
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Oooh. I have a double header…. (And a message for 2 lovely men)
“Please tell Beef (of the delicious JulieandBeef) and Tea that while I'm enjoying them in their rainbow and sparkly postie pants... I'd prefer them out of them.” |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.
If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD"
Just send some messages and enjoy the game for what it is x |
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"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.
If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD
Just send some messages and enjoy the game for what it is x"
That's what I'm doing. |
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LL Blonde you sexy thing you,
My handsome, witty, erudite and athletic mate (he really does have it all) has asked me to pass on this message.
Can you tell the delicious LL blonde that I’m going to turn into a pumpkin soon. She needs to claim the drink and kiss
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Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you
Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.
Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card. |
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"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.
If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD"
Swndna few messages, the game isn't just about receiving them |
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Hey Tea Monkey, a mate would like to say that there aren’t many men that floats his/her boat but you are one of them. |
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"Yep, still in, just sitting here, just, well err well just still in.
If it's any consolation, I think the only way I'm getting a message here is if I send one to myself. XD
Swndna few messages, the game isn't just about receiving them "
I have done. I was jokingly trying to cheer Fiddlesticks up, nothing more. :P |
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"Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you
Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.
Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card. "
The postie’s addition of a meal deal and club card made me laugh out loud, and I’m at a conference.
I like to know what I’m being served for a main. No surprise dinner for me. By the way, I don’t think I’d only be a starter. |
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Late but in and happy to be postie too. |
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Sweet and spice my handsome friend who always sees things in a special way has excelled in his observation skills.
He asks
Tell Mrs Sweet & Spice that I’ve been contemplating her profile picture and I’ve decided I would really, really like to peel her out of those lovely tight jeans and slowly kiss my way up her legs to the very tip-top. |
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I’m in
Although potentially in and out
Not the old ‘in out in out ‘
More on and off |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Hey Tea Monkey, a mate would like to say that there aren’t many men that floats his/her boat but you are one of them."
Oh really? I’m intrigued! |
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By *B69Woman 10 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
Master Melodious and Fiddlesticks
"My sexy friend would have you lay down together whilst he repeatedly teabags you alternatively. He doesn't want you to feel left out" |
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Melrose, a friend would like you to know that you have beautiful eyes, a great figure and good forum presence.
Definitely |
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"Sweet and spice my handsome friend who always sees things in a special way has excelled in his observation skills.
He asks
Tell Mrs Sweet & Spice that I’ve been contemplating her profile picture and I’ve decided I would really, really like to peel her out of those lovely tight jeans and slowly kiss my way up her legs to the very tip-top."
Ooooh that sounds like fun, wonder how long your friend was contemplating that |
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By *lfa RomeoMan 10 weeks ago
southeast , Herts, Beds |
Looks like no one fancies me 
Gutted |
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" Master Melodious and Fiddlesticks
"My sexy friend would have you lay down together whilst he repeatedly teabags you alternatively. He doesn't want you to feel left out""
As long as he’s a repeater. |
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"Melrose, a friend would like you to know that you have beautiful eyes, a great figure and good forum presence.
Definitely "
Awwwww thank you |
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" Master Melodious and Fiddlesticks
"My sexy friend would have you lay down together whilst he repeatedly teabags you alternatively. He doesn't want you to feel left out""
A lovely offer, but I'm good thanks. XD |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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In |
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"Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you
Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.
Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card.
The postie’s addition of a meal deal and club card made me laugh out loud, and I’m at a conference.
I like to know what I’m being served for a main. No surprise dinner for me. By the way, I don’t think I’d only be a starter. "
Apparently I’m the postie in charge of returns…
“TheBelladonna:
You're absolutely right; you're a three-course meal, at the very least.”
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"LL Blonde you sexy thing you,
My handsome, witty, erudite and athletic mate (he really does have it all) has asked me to pass on this message.
Can you tell the delicious LL blonde that I’m going to turn into a pumpkin soon. She needs to claim the drink and kiss
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I'm not keen on pumpkins.
A drink and a kiss is always nice
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RoseTintedGlasses. I know we share a brain cell, but please stop stealing my women!!!! I said I’d post it though (grumbles)
“For RTG.... My minx of a mate says you need to work on your geography or that hot,slow, sweaty, grinding is never going to happen”
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Fiddlesticks, you’re up!
My beautiful friend says…
Hi could you let _iddlesticks know. That I can't stop checking out his crisp sandwich. |
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By *ros40Man 10 weeks ago
Bedford |
I can't I'm blocked by everyone on fab  |
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"RoseTintedGlasses. I know we share a brain cell, but please stop stealing my women!!!! I said I’d post it though (grumbles)"
I think your mate might be willing to share. Into the idea, even.
(And tell her I’ll gladly adjust my travel, just for her.) |
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"Fiddlesticks, you’re up!
My beautiful friend says…
Hi could you let _iddlesticks know. That I can't stop checking out his crisp sandwich."
Well if they really want, I’ll let them have a nibble. |
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@RoseTintedGlasses
‘cannot wait to see you again, steal a kiss or five, maybe roar between the sheets not just in your ear, and maybe carry on from where it was left, If you’re interested; the hubby knows his place in this; in the cuck chair’!
Good luck with that! |
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Mr Shivers, there is someone that fancies you and finds you incredibly attractive
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I’ve got one for Crimson Rose, that woman with the equally crimson lingerie.
“Would you tell Crimson Rose that just one cheeky wink and saucy smile from her would have me blushing crimson. ”
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"@RoseTintedGlasses ‘cannot wait to see you again, steal a kiss or five, maybe roar between the sheets not just in your ear, and maybe carry on from where it was left, If you’re interested; the hubby knows his place in this; in the cuck chair’! Good luck with that! "
I do like a woman who knows what she wants, and a man who knows his place. |
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"I’ve got one for Crimson Rose, that woman with the equally crimson lingerie.
“Would you tell Crimson Rose that just one cheeky wink and saucy smile from her would have me blushing crimson. ”
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I do have a tendency to be cheeky. |
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"I’ve got one for Crimson Rose, that woman with the equally crimson lingerie.
“Would you tell Crimson Rose that just one cheeky wink and saucy smile from her would have me blushing crimson. ”
I do have a tendency to be cheeky. "
We can see that in your profile pic, I’d give those cheeks a peck. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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I’ve a sizzling hot message for Crimson Rose from a titillating mate:
“CrimsonRose you’re a beauty. A delight. Your bum makes me cry. Erotic and mysterious. I’d like to explore you. ”.
Dripping with appeal or not at all appealing? |
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Crimson Rose oh one of such a sweet smile,
I’ve a message from the chap of such a sexy couple, he says
It's great to see that iconic bum back in the forum, can't wait to see it in the flesh.
He’s not wrong you know. |
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By *andT2023Couple 10 weeks ago
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In and happy to play postperson |
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Vixen from MandT, our mate says that you put the ding dong into thong |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.
This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:
“ Hello beautiful. x
Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”
Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder? |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.
This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:
“ Hello beautiful. x
Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”
Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder? "
Also, I’m not sure but I reckon they called you, Fidde, beautiful and not me. |
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.
This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:
“ Hello beautiful. x
Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”
Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder? "
Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.
This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:
“ Hello beautiful. x
Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”
Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?
Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords. "
Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved. |
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Ohhh sorry I’m so tardy, here’s a wee missive from a horny pal!
Can you please tell _ea monkey the rainbow hot pants won’t be staying on for long ?? |
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.
This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:
“ Hello beautiful. x
Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”
Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?
Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords.
Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved. "
Just need a volunteer, the meat in the sandwich so to speak. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.
This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:
“ Hello beautiful. x
Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”
Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?
Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords.
Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved.
Just need a volunteer, the meat in the sandwich so to speak. "
Meat flaps? |
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Message from a lovely gent:
Please tell the delightful Crimson Rose that I want her to ride me like that pole of hers. |
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Message for Mrs TMN from sexy gent:
Mrs TMN i don’t half fancy
Rumpy pumpy in the library
Given half a chancey
Long term lusting that glorious rear
This old guy’s hots constantly sear
If she can guess who wrote this
Ogling her titties
I’ll DM one of my personal ditties |
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"My friend Fiddestick, I’ve a message for you.
This Fabber who comes with high regards for their prolific characteristics wants me to tell you this:
“ Hello beautiful. x
Tell Fiddlesticks I’ll give him a bump. ”
Will the two sticks collide in this bump, I wonder?
Ooh I say sounds like crossed swords.
Fiddles, I’m afraid you’re not his type but he’s no problem crossing swords if there’s a woman involved.
Just need a volunteer, the meat in the sandwich so to speak.
Meat flaps? "
The good old labia kebab. |
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By *andT2023Couple 10 weeks ago
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Message for mrs twisty nipples ...
Someone woukd like to rummage in your nets xxx |
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By *andT2023Couple 10 weeks ago
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"Vixen from MandT, our mate says that you put the ding dong into thong "
Haha well thanks so much |
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By *andT2023Couple 10 weeks ago
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"Message for mrs twisty nipples ...
Someone woukd like to rummage in your nets xxx"
Sorry exact wording was fish around in her nets
Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Gorgeous Belladonna a mate of mine of fine standing has asked me to say to you
Belladonna I feel like we should go for a meal. For starters I would like to slowly devour every inch of your delicious body. For the main course you can have me.
Sounds like quite a meal deal that, I hope you’ve got your club card.
The postie’s addition of a meal deal and club card made me laugh out loud, and I’m at a conference.
I like to know what I’m being served for a main. No surprise dinner for me. By the way, I don’t think I’d only be a starter.
Apparently I’m the postie in charge of returns…
“TheBelladonna:
You're absolutely right; you're a three-course meal, at the very least.”
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Please send your mate this mesage in response: Three? You’d not be satiated with only three. I specialise in moreish meals. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
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"Ohhh sorry I’m so tardy, here’s a wee missive from a horny pal!
Can you please tell _ea monkey the rainbow hot pants won’t be staying on for long ??"
I can be persuaded |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 10 weeks ago
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My very earnest friend has asked me to post this on their behalf;
mate can you tell Minxy she’s lovely curvy in all the right places and knows how to make me feel good. |
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For _d mirer - my beautiful friend says…
Wanna get lost together? |
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"Message from a lovely gent:
Please tell the delightful Crimson Rose that I want her to ride me like that pole of hers."
I assure you, you don’t want this dead weight clamped onto any of your body parts and spinning |
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