It’s my lunch break and use the opportunity to apply some fake tan.
There I am sat on the edge of my bed with nothing on busily applying the tan….
Then who shall appear at the window? The window cleaner of course  
I don’t think I’ll ever get over this… neither will he  |
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"It’s my lunch break and use the opportunity to apply some fake tan.
There I am sat on the edge of my bed with nothing on busily applying the tan….
Then who shall appear at the window? The window cleaner of course
I don’t think I’ll ever get over this… neither will he "
Sounds like there's at least one window cleaner out there who's having a great day, then. :D |
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"It’s my lunch break and use the opportunity to apply some fake tan.
There I am sat on the edge of my bed with nothing on busily applying the tan….
Then who shall appear at the window? The window cleaner of course
I don’t think I’ll ever get over this… neither will he "
I would’ve pressed my bulge up against the window if that was me  |
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"It’s my lunch break and use the opportunity to apply some fake tan.
There I am sat on the edge of my bed with nothing on busily applying the tan….
Then who shall appear at the window? The window cleaner of course
I don’t think I’ll ever get over this… neither will he "
Ffs. I knew I should have become a window cleaner  |
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Oh no!
In a flat share in my early 20's my boyfriend and I thought we had the place to ourselves. I went to the bathroom in the buff, knowing that our flatmate wasn't due back for several hours, and when I came out I walked into an unknown elderly woman. She'd brought her Nan home to quickly use the loo. Oh, the shame... |
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there was a book/film when I was young called confessions of a window cleaner, a bit like the carry on films I seem to remember. 
