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Yes indeed - Cupid here once again 
By popular demand of precisely no one, I bring you yet another chance to spin and win (the sex).
You know what to do by now, right?
Simply say that you’re in and wait for the thread to fill up a bit.
Next, with your eyes closed (Oi! No bloody peeking!) place a finger on your phone screen and scroll/spin it up and down a few times.
Now, with eyes still closed stop that spin by placing a finger on the screen.
Open thy eyes and hey presto! Whoever you have landed upon is decreed by fate to be your future sexual partner! It couldn’t be simpler!
You know what to do next….make it so number one!
Don’t forget to inform us all who’ve you landed upon so we can all have a good old gossip.
Also, not happy with your prize? Well fear not by gum! - Spin again….and again; as many times as you like in fact for multiple sexual partners 
As Cupid, I sadly cannot participate but rest assured that I will wank vigorously whilst cheering you all on to sexual glory.
Good luck my fine folks and may fortune shine upon thy wanton cocks, bollocks, boobs and vaginas |
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Holding off until it fills up a bit more to do some proper eyes closed, suspense inducing up and down scrolling 
But good stuff on this idea OP, reading the replies everyone seems to be enjoying it! |
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"I got Velvet Rose  and then, on my second attempt, I landed on Insatiable Nymph. (do)"
you could at least get my name right- im not a cheap tart from the pub on a friday night you know...didnt even bring lube either  |
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"May the odds be ever in my favour 
In coming I've landed on you 
In preparation I was already holding a pillow, so hope you had a soft landing 
What a gent "
I try and I just spun now and I seem to have landed on you! How are we gonna handle this reverse landing?! |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first. "
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
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Oh. That wasn't my arse being ravished. The girls were walking like John Wayne when the left.  |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Oh. That wasn't my arse being ravished. The girls were walking like John Wayne when the left. "
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"I'm in...I demand it...makes a change from being a Sub xx
Oooo. I love it when you're so forceful.
Mmm maybe I should be more often xx
Take me, take me. "
As the Hoff would say...come on and jump in my car |
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"I'm in...I demand it...makes a change from being a Sub xx
Oooo. I love it when you're so forceful.
Mmm maybe I should be more often xx
Take me, take me.
As the Hoff would say...come on and jump in my car "
If Moonshadow700 ever wanted to meet me my car would drive faster than Kitt ever did. |
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Cupid’s random, rousing, fucky facilitating Shakespearean quote interlude:
‘To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep…..to fuck.’
Pray do now continue in thy righteous carnal quests good folks |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine "
Me or Nicky or both?? |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both?? "
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go "
If you do - there's an option for a 3some. Just saying  |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go "
I'll just invite Chunky too.
You're OK with that, aren't you Harlot?
You can choose the ends xx |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go
I'll just invite Chunky too.
You're OK with that, aren't you Harlot?
You can choose the ends xx"
God gave me two hands for a reason! |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go
I'll just invite Chunky too.
You're OK with that, aren't you Harlot?
You can choose the ends xx
God gave me two hands for a reason!"
TAXIIII |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go
I'll just invite Chunky too.
You're OK with that, aren't you Harlot?
You can choose the ends xx
God gave me two hands for a reason!"
Obviously to hold 2 Ice cream cones effectively before the creamy part melts down to your hands! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go
If you do - there's an option for a 3some. Just saying "
Oi! You'll finish with me, first, Ron ChunkyG... |
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"We're in if it's not too late
Not late at all! Just join in on the spinning
Gave it a go and landed on chunky!
Omg and again.... clearly he's been filling up the thread "
I've never been so popular.
I think I owe the OP a pint (or 12). |
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"Chunky - spread 'em bro.
I'm coming in now, lubey or not!
You'll need to blow the cobwebs away first.
What?
According to this thread you were practically gangbanged last night....how can there be cobwebs?
Thought you'd be crying "No more! No more. My arse just can't take it!!!"
Speaking of cobwebs
According to my wheel of fortune you’re getting a closer look at mine
Me or Nicky or both??
It did land on Nicky I’ll have another go
If you do - there's an option for a 3some. Just saying
Oi! You'll finish with me, first, Ron ChunkyG..."
Fuck it. Let's have a massive orgy. |
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"We're in if it's not too late
Not late at all! Just join in on the spinning
Gave it a go and landed on chunky!
Omg and again.... clearly he's been filling up the thread
I've never been so popular.
I think I owe the OP a pint (or 12). "
I'd say a pint per each person that landed on you is fair |
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"We're in if it's not too late
Not late at all! Just join in on the spinning
Gave it a go and landed on chunky!
Omg and again.... clearly he's been filling up the thread
I've never been so popular.
I think I owe the OP a pint (or 12).
I'd say a pint per each person that landed on you is fair "
If this reaches the 175 count he's going to be shitfaced |
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By *weet6Woman 30 weeks ago
East Riding |
"Cupid’s random, rousing, fucky facilitating Shakespearean quote interlude:
‘To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep…..to fuck.’
Pray do now continue in thy righteous carnal quests good folks "
So, thought I'd have a go at this, and what happens...??
I get fucky Shakespeare!!! ??
Sxx |
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"Cupid’s random, rousing, fucky facilitating Shakespearean quote interlude:
‘To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep…..to fuck.’
Pray do now continue in thy righteous carnal quests good folks
So, thought I'd have a go at this, and what happens...??
I get fucky Shakespeare!!! ??
Sxx"
I love a bit of fucky Shakespeare me; A Midsummer Night’s Fuck, Fuck Ado About Nothing and Ofucko are my personal favourites |
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By *weet6Woman 30 weeks ago
East Riding |
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I love a bit of fucky Shakespeare me; A Midsummer Night’s Fuck, Fuck Ado About Nothing and Ofucko are my personal favourites "
Not Measure for Fucky Measure, or Twelfth Fucky Night?!
You do surprise me! ??
Sxx |
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I love a bit of fucky Shakespeare me; A Midsummer Night’s Fuck, Fuck Ado About Nothing and Ofucko are my personal favourites
Not Measure for Fucky Measure, or Twelfth Fucky Night?!
You do surprise me! ??
Sxx"
They were admittedly most glorious plays
Don’t forget also Shakespeare’s majestic, The Merchant Of Penis, The Taming Of The Screw, Two Gentlemen In Verona and Tits Andronicus.
Truly Shakespeare was as vulgar as he was delightfully verbose |
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Another random Shakespearean quote to expedite the carnality:
‘A fuck! A fuck! My king dong for a fuck!’ (Dick III Act 5, scene 4)
Indeed, this scene always brings a tear to my eye as our antagonist desperately seeks one last sexual conquest amidst the horrors that surround him during the raging battle of Bosworth.
Truly a sublime scene.
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By *nnCeeWoman 30 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Another random Shakespearean quote to expedite the carnality:
‘A fuck! A fuck! My king dong for a fuck!’ (Dick III Act 5, scene 4)
Indeed, this scene always brings a tear to my eye as our antagonist desperately seeks one last sexual conquest amidst the horrors that surround him during the raging battle of Bosworth.
Truly a sublime scene.
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Seems I got OP... |
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