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You've ever chewed a grolly?
Yours or someone else's.
I think I got about two minutes out of one once, but it was that perfect mix of thick and gelatinous coating with that bonus chewy, crunchy, dry centre.
Chewed and folded it over and over to extract the full gamut of flavours and textures.
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"You've ever chewed a grolly?
Yours or someone else's.
I think I got about two minutes out of one once, but it was that perfect mix of thick and gelatinous coating with that bonus chewy, crunchy, dry centre.
Chewed and folded it over and over to extract the full gamut of flavours and textures.
Happy days "
 I had to look that one up and…..   (I hate it when they go moist and stick in between ones teeth)   |
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"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game 
tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P"
Alas, this is not my work. He's done this all on his own, bless 'im. |
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"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game
tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P
Alas, this is not my work. He's done this all on his own, bless 'im."
May God be with you when it begins in earnest. |
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"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game
tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P
Alas, this is not my work. He's done this all on his own, bless 'im.
May God be with you when it begins in earnest."
With all of us I reckon |
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Eughh Nicky  I was just about to eat.
Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.
How long would you spend chewing now? |
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"You've ever chewed a grolly?
Yours or someone else's.
I think I got about two minutes out of one once, but it was that perfect mix of thick and gelatinous coating with that bonus chewy, crunchy, dry centre.
Chewed and folded it over and over to extract the full gamut of flavours and textures.
Happy days
I had to look that one up and….. (I hate it when they go moist and stick in between ones teeth) "
We shall be sacrificed on the crucifixes of our own honesty Sensual.
Make sure you keep a choice grolly for the big day  . |
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"Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.
Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.
How long would you spend chewing now? "
Ewwww...I'm not a barbarian!
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"Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.
Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.
How long would you spend chewing now?
Ewwww...I'm not a barbarian!
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Or a ballbarian, as the case may be |
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"Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.
Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.
How long would you spend chewing now?
Ewwww...I'm not a barbarian!
Or a ballbarian, as the case may be"
Oh yeah you're onto something there - crunchy grolly ballbearing peashooter contest |
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"Hawk Tuah, chew on that thang!"
I've got to say John, I'm particularly proud of the way I slipped in "Yours or someone else's" so matter of factly there.
Those 4 words did so much extra work for me . |
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"You've ever chewed a grolly?
Yours or someone else's.
I think I got about two minutes out of one once, but it was that perfect mix of thick and gelatinous coating with that bonus chewy, crunchy, dry centre.
Chewed and folded it over and over to extract the full gamut of flavours and textures.
Happy days "
I have a strong stomach and this is even making me feel abit queasy |
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"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game
You mean the pairing wot you asked for Nell?
That one?
xxxx
Exactly my thoughts"
Nell either didn't think it through much or she wants to submit entirely to the oncoming maelstrom
(Do I safely assume it's me and Nell, or wait to get the go ahead from you later Willy? ) |
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"Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.
Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.
How long would you spend chewing now?
Ewwww...I'm not a barbarian!
Or a ballbarian, as the case may be"
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"Eughh Nicky I was just about to eat.
Btw, Green's Dictionary of Slang says it can also mean testicles, as grolly is a variation of goolie.
How long would you spend chewing now?
Ewwww...I'm not a barbarian!
Or a ballbarian, as the case may be
Oh yeah you're onto something there - crunchy grolly ballbearing peashooter contest "
It would be very entertaining for the rest of us |
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"I just came here to say OP you are a legend
Awwww...thanks LB.
I'll save one for you, special like xxxx
Thanks. I’ll take the biggest one you’ve got. Obvs "
Three and a half minutes beats me, but the current winner is definitely our Geordie on five.
I think it must be a Viking thing . |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game
tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P"
Me too!!
Wtf is a grolly  |
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"Oh Nicky. This thread makes my heart quail at being paired with you for Willy's forum game
tbh I assumed this was the game starting. :P
Me too!!
Wtf is a grolly "
Well, one draws (quite violently) breath through the nose and into the throat. A snort helps.
This dislodges mucus, and a quick "HAWK!" mixes the nasal and laryngeal mucus together, often resulting in a bolus of crispy centre and gooey exterior.
I don't know how or why, but something potato-ey often appears as an extra bonus.
It's all very chewy, very tasty, and very satisfying for sensory types.
Oh - and you're welcome Midnight  . |
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