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By *enelope2U OP   Woman 4 days ago

Fife

Just watched a podcast which asked?

Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?

A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?

B) Do you rest it on the rim?

C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?

Enquiring minds....

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS 4 days ago

Round the Corner

Never on the rim.

Never.

.

Sure fire way to get pregnant

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 days ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I roll mine up like a party favour and put a scrunchy around it.

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By *andi da ThrushTV/TS 4 days ago

Round the Corner


"Never on the rim.

Never.

.

Sure fire way to get pregnant"

Bur serious answer, let it hang and hope there's minimal splash

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By *onnyJohnMan 4 days ago

Doncaster

Eh, it reaches the rim ?? Wow,

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By *enelope2U OP   Woman 4 days ago

Fife


"Eh, it reaches the rim ?? Wow, "

Lol I did think that might be the answer in my head for a few guys

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By *enelope2U OP   Woman 4 days ago

Fife


"Never on the rim.

Never.

.

Sure fire way to get pregnant

Bur serious answer, let it hang and hope there's minimal splash"

Lol I'm calling my male friends for their answers 1am UK Vs 7pnm call in The states hits different for them lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man 4 days ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I rest it on the side of the adjacent wash basin.

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By *ominantGentlemanMan 4 days ago

Leeds

Depends on where you are… on the seat at home, but anywhere else let it hang

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By *enelope2U OP   Woman 4 days ago

Fife


"Depends on where you are… on the seat at home, but anywhere else let it hang "

Sensible!

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By *arkSovereignMan 4 days ago

Nunya

I throw mine over my shoulder

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By *ing00Man 4 days ago

Kettering Area


"Depends on where you are… on the seat at home, but anywhere else let it hang

Sensible!"

i have my minions support its weight during procedings.

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By *onnyJohnMan 4 days ago

Doncaster


"Eh, it reaches the rim ?? Wow,

Lol I did think that might be the answer in my head for a few guys"

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By *ad NannaWoman 4 days ago

East London

I reckon Fuhad was telling porkies.

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By *utstandingMan 4 days ago

HX

I unleash it through the window. As it's mass is larger than earth's but smaller than the sun's, it maintains it's own orbital path around the sun.

When finished, I furl it up again.

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By *bboredguyMan 4 days ago

Dundee

I like to feel it hanging supporting it’s own weight

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By *cotsguyyMan 4 days ago

Belfast

I leave mine on the night stand.

(Not really sure what a night stand is)

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By *cott73Man 4 days ago

brighton

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home ..

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By *d mirerMan 4 days ago

lost

Definite bowl dangler here

The rim is too dangerous in case of dribbleage

The thigh rest would be simple wishful thinking

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By *rispyDuckMan 4 days ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I have a servant that attends to hold mine at attention during “drop off” haha

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 4 days ago

Glasgow

I don’t understand. Do these men not piss while they’re sitting?

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By *hePleasurerMan 4 days ago

Cheshire

Wherever I lay my dick, that's my home.

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By *oeBeansMan 4 days ago

Derby

Resting it on the rim!?

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By *parkle1974Woman 4 days ago

Leeds

Very interesting question, I have often pondered this myself x

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By *r John WickMan 4 days ago

The Continental

Gotta leave it dangling in the bowl. I sit down and never know what transaction is gonna occur.

Imagine snapping off a fat log, standing up, only for the little fella to let go all over your yfronts.

Fuck sake.

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By *howpanMan 4 days ago

Cheshire

I tend to throw it over my shoulder.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 4 days ago

St Leonards

I just detach it first, and rest it on my bespoke "detached-dick cushion".

It's so much simpler this way.

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By *uperted39Man 4 days ago

bushey

On a cock stand

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman 4 days ago

on the naughty side of the street

In my bedside cabinet

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By *allipygousMan 4 days ago

Leicester


"Just watched a podcast which asked?

Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?

A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?

B) Do you rest it on the rim?

C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?

Enquiring minds...."

I thought it was possible to shit without peeing? In which case there's only one option.

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By *agondaMan 4 days ago

Witterings

I’m gonna buy a smaller loo so my answer to this can be more impressive

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By *ommy trucker1Man 4 days ago

south wales

On the rim is grim ?

I just let it drop and hope for no splashbacks

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By *ereforfun200Man 4 days ago

North West

Hanging outside the bowl as the water in the bottom is very cold

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By *allerthanaverage79Man 4 days ago

Ayrshire


"Just watched a podcast which asked?

Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?

A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?

B) Do you rest it on the rim?

C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?

Enquiring minds....

I thought it was possible to shit without peeing? In which case there's only one option."

It's not possible, you need to pee while you poo, or it's off to the drs with you!!!

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By *idlandiaMan 4 days ago

Birmingham

Rim or thigh, definitely not, always pee when giving birth to an otter.

I don't just let it dangle as I despise getting a witches kiss, so rest a hand to keep it away from the porcelain.

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By *ornucopiaMan 4 days ago

Bexley

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 4 days ago

North West

Surely it can simply be detached and hung on the hook behind the bathroom door?!

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By *ornucopiaMan 4 days ago

Bexley


"Just watched a podcast which asked?

Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?

..."

What is an extended poop drop off? Usually I just manage to get there in time to sit down.

I've never understood why anyone needs to keep books to read while waiting for something to happen.

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By *allipygousMan 4 days ago

Leicester


"Just watched a podcast which asked?

Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?

A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?

B) Do you rest it on the rim?

C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?

Enquiring minds....

I thought it was possible to shit without peeing? In which case there's only one option.

It's not possible, you need to pee while you poo, or it's off to the drs with you!!!"

Damn, that was supposed to read IMpossible

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By *ripfillMan 4 days ago

havant


"Surely it can simply be detached and hung on the hook behind the bathroom door?! "

Exactly… the perfect place, touching the collar of a dressing gown. In my case

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By *angtidy42Couple 4 days ago

Redditch


"Depends on where you are… on the seat at home, but anywhere else let it hang

Sensible!

i have my minions support its weight during procedings. "

Are they pointing and laughing?

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By *heGateKeeperMan 4 days ago

Stratford

Saw the same clip. Resting it is crazy rolf and Fuhad is a different kinda dude

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By *ad NannaWoman 4 days ago

East London


"Saw the same clip. Resting it is crazy rolf and Fuhad is a different kinda dude "

I wondered if he cleaned the seat afterwards

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By *eordieJeansCouple 4 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

On her forehead.

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By *r John WickMan 4 days ago

The Continental


"On her forehead."

That’s a bit specialist isn’t it.

Some next level, Amsterdam shiz

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By *eordieJeansCouple 4 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"On her forehead.

That’s a bit specialist isn’t it.

Some next level, Amsterdam shiz "

Blame German porn on a dodgy firestick

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By *erfHerder74Man 4 days ago

Greenock

In the bowl, unless I’m in America then that’s mingin

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By *cLovin2Man 4 days ago

Reading

My answer is A

Bizarre question tho

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By *ortyairCouple 4 days ago

Wallasey

I leave it in my 'special' drawer with my other toys, duh. Mrs x

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By *ritishguyMan 4 days ago

chatburn

I’d rest my dick on your tits

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 4 days ago

Chichester

I usually rest it on my foot

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By *cotsguyyMan 4 days ago

Belfast

....in peace.

Or was it in peas?

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By *od ThrusterMan 4 days ago

Newport Pagnell

I never thought about it. Mine hangs inside the bowl (without touching the bowl, so sometimes with a bit of pressure from the hand to make sure) as it's more often than not used at the same time.

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By *ex HolesMan 4 days ago

Up North

Throw it over my shoulder so the splashback only lands on my bollocks

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By *odgerMooreMan 4 days ago

Carlisle


"I never thought about it. Mine hangs inside the bowl (without touching the bowl, so sometimes with a bit of pressure from the hand to make sure) as it's more often than not used at the same time."

I put my feet in the stirrups…. Cock and balls in the whirlpool jacuzzi cock & ball spa pond - drop the kids off at the pool then onto the deluxe bidet/ cock & ball moisturiser / drier and final dry & polish from Colette my 22 year old au pair… with some ‘massage therapy ‘. For good measure!!

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By *hil most chillMan 4 days ago

South East

I'm constantly erect so it just naturally stands as I do my business

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