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By *enelope2U OP Woman 34 weeks ago
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Just watched a podcast which asked?
Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?
A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?
B) Do you rest it on the rim?
C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?
Enquiring minds.... |
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By *enelope2U OP Woman 34 weeks ago
Doesn't matter cant block distances |
"Never on the rim.
Never.
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Sure fire way to get pregnant
Bur serious answer, let it hang and hope there's minimal splash"
Lol I'm calling my male friends for their answers 1am UK Vs 7pnm call in The states hits different for them lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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I unleash it through the window. As it's mass is larger than earth's but smaller than the sun's, it maintains it's own orbital path around the sun.
When finished, I furl it up again. |
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Gotta leave it dangling in the bowl. I sit down and never know what transaction is gonna occur.
Imagine snapping off a fat log, standing up, only for the little fella to let go all over your yfronts.
Fuck sake. |
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"Just watched a podcast which asked?
Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?
A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?
B) Do you rest it on the rim?
C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?
Enquiring minds...."
I thought it was possible to shit without peeing? In which case there's only one option. |
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"Just watched a podcast which asked?
Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?
A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?
B) Do you rest it on the rim?
C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?
Enquiring minds....
I thought it was possible to shit without peeing? In which case there's only one option."
It's not possible, you need to pee while you poo, or it's off to the drs with you!!! |
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"Just watched a podcast which asked?
Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?
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What is an extended poop drop off? Usually I just manage to get there in time to sit down.
I've never understood why anyone needs to keep books to read while waiting for something to happen. |
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"Just watched a podcast which asked?
Where do you put your dick when you sit on the toilet during the extended poop drop offs?
A) Do you leave it hanging in the bowl?
B) Do you rest it on the rim?
C) Do you just sit in on your thigh?
Enquiring minds....
I thought it was possible to shit without peeing? In which case there's only one option.
It's not possible, you need to pee while you poo, or it's off to the drs with you!!!"
Damn, that was supposed to read IMpossible  |
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"I never thought about it. Mine hangs inside the bowl (without touching the bowl, so sometimes with a bit of pressure from the hand to make sure) as it's more often than not used at the same time."
I put my feet in the stirrups…. Cock and balls in the whirlpool jacuzzi cock & ball spa pond - drop the kids off at the pool then onto the deluxe bidet/ cock & ball moisturiser / drier and final dry & polish from Colette my 22 year old au pair… with some ‘massage therapy ‘. For good measure!!  |
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