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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago
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Let’s hear your weird and wonderful things that make you cringe. Can be anything from cotton wool to a persons actions.
Mine is overly long finger nails on guys whenever if see this makes me think weirdo which cringes me out.
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People being a bit gushy with compliments - always makes me uncomfortable
Like ‘Ohh Todger you’re the best at sex ever… we all agree don’t we ladies.. the hockey team all say ooooh yes!!’
Or ‘Todger - your cock is both the most handsome one and feels the best weve ever had - isn’t it ladies?’ The tennis club wives all say ‘Yeeesssss!’
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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People declaring their love/admiration for their partner/family on social media. Aren't they sitting next to you? Why didn't you just tell them?! |
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By *oo..Woman 22 weeks ago
Boo's World |
Hair that smells greasy
Long nails on men
Masks of any description
And I'm running |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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Myself. Constantly |
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Just had a work meeting, and one of the chairs said "like" and "empowered" EVERY OTHER WORD.
The English language has so many lovely words, please use them! |
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By *igR93Man 22 weeks ago
Sarcasm City |
"People who call me Daddy."
I had a girl call me sir once…hated it |
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People who whilst chewing a mouthful of food, will take a big swig of drink before continuing to chew.
They deserve death.
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"People who whilst chewing a mouthful of food, will take a big swig of drink before continuing to chew.
They deserve death.
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People who put grateful and blessed on self obsessed social media posts
People bidding £4.75 on a Vinted t shirt selling for £5
Long nails on men
Sandals on men
Walking boots on anyone and those poles some of them carry
My list is long
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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago
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"People who whilst chewing a mouthful of food, will take a big swig of drink before continuing to chew.
They deserve death.
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I worked with a guy who hummed while he ate god that was fucking annoying nearly came to elbowing him. He was a 30yo man he only lasted a day with me haha |
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Dryrobes.
Politicians dancing or trying to be overly nice.
TV shows like love island.
People talking when they are eating.
Sometimes just people breathing is enough to annoy me.
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People who are socially unaware they share the planet with other humans. They can gag on a dick too. |
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Starmer trying to duck the Corbyn question. Rishi pretending his party have a hope in hell of winning the GE |
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Any kind of useless noise. Whistling. Humming. Tapping fingers. Rush Sunak. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago
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"People who put grateful and blessed on self obsessed social media posts
People bidding £4.75 on a Vinted t shirt selling for £5
Long nails on men
Sandals on men
Walking boots on anyone and those poles some of them carry
My list is long
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Sandals on men should be a law against it defo if they have socks on too. |
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By *igR93Man 22 weeks ago
Sarcasm City |
"People who put grateful and blessed on self obsessed social media posts
People bidding £4.75 on a Vinted t shirt selling for £5
Long nails on men
Sandals on men
Walking boots on anyone and those poles some of them carry
My list is long
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Oh oh oh
Facebook Marketplace! |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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People who make chewing sounds as they’re eating.
Greasy hair.
Dirty finger and toe nails. Toe nails so long they are beyond the toes themselves.
Dirty feet.
Feet in general. Touching me with feet or even licking my feet. The smell of dirty feet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago
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"Dryrobes.
Politicians dancing or trying to be overly nice.
TV shows like love island.
People talking when they are eating.
Sometimes just people breathing is enough to annoy me.
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Guessing you don’t like to be whispered to in your ear then haha.
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"Any kind of useless noise. Whistling. Humming. Tapping fingers. Rush Sunak. "
I’ve always associated whistling with shiftiness.
The sort of wretched vocal deflection technique a burglar might employ whilst scoping out a property for instance.
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"Dryrobes.
Politicians dancing or trying to be overly nice.
TV shows like love island.
People talking when they are eating.
Sometimes just people breathing is enough to annoy me.
Guessing you don’t like to be whispered to in your ear then haha.
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By *hocstickMan 22 weeks ago
A log cabin, far away from the crazies |
People who believe thier own lies
When people think they are more superior than anyone else |
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"Any kind of useless noise. Whistling. Humming. Tapping fingers. Rush Sunak.
I’ve always associated whistling with shiftiness.
The sort of wretched vocal deflection technique a burglar might employ whilst scoping out a property for instance.
Death to them! "
And they wear unflattering striped jumpers. Which makes it all so much worse. Annoying and an aesthetic affront!
Double death to them! |
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All said above already but
Feet
Noisy eaters are risking their lives around me
Long nails on a man
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People who swim in the wrong lanes. Because they're too self absorbed to know they're slow as dick. |
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Dirty finger nails, over used perfume that you can taste. |
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"Any kind of useless noise. Whistling. Humming. Tapping fingers. Rush Sunak.
I’ve always associated whistling with shiftiness.
The sort of wretched vocal deflection technique a burglar might employ whilst scoping out a property for instance.
Death to them!
And they wear unflattering striped jumpers. Which makes it all so much worse. Annoying and an aesthetic affront!
Double death to them! "
 And those strange striped caps and those silly little eye masks. I mean, who designed this burglar fashion? Jean Paul Gaultier?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"People declaring their love/admiration for their partner/family on social media. Aren't they sitting next to you? Why didn't you just tell them?!"
It’s like getting married. Why do it in front of everyone? ….. |
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Stupid tools that come with flat pack furniture.
Radios that aren't tuned in properly.
When you take a glass of water from the cold tap and it's still a bit warm.
People wearing glasses and they are all smudged. |
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"Any kind of useless noise. Whistling. Humming. Tapping fingers. Rush Sunak.
I’ve always associated whistling with shiftiness.
The sort of wretched vocal deflection technique a burglar might employ whilst scoping out a property for instance.
Death to them!
And they wear unflattering striped jumpers. Which makes it all so much worse. Annoying and an aesthetic affront!
Double death to them!
And those strange striped caps and those silly little eye masks. I mean, who designed this burglar fashion? Jean Paul Gaultier? "
I hadn’t considered Gaultier influence in the jumpers.
One and a half times death to them! |
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People coming to the dinner table dressed as chickens. |
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"Dirty finger nails, over used perfume that you can taste."
People who don’t get showered before they swim and you’re following a lavender hazed lane mixed with geriatric piss. Springs to mind. |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"People declaring their love/admiration for their partner/family on social media. Aren't they sitting next to you? Why didn't you just tell them?!
It’s like getting married. Why do it in front of everyone? ….."
I'm not seeing the similarity.
One's a bringing together of people you care for. The other's using your claimed proclamations for personal attention. |
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"People coming to the dinner table dressed as chickens. "
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I'm with you on the dry robes, people walking around town in them look absolutely ridiculous, they are for the beach and that's it!! |
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On here
People who can’t be honest in their profile about their relationship status - just own it if you are with someone and don’t pretend to then be righteous in forum posts
Faux flirting with 3/4 people on the same day - then start on new people the next day
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"People declaring their love/admiration for their partner/family on social media. Aren't they sitting next to you? Why didn't you just tell them?!"
Or anything overly gushing or really personal on social media.
Or what you've had for dinner. I don't need to see pictures. I probably had dinner too.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"People declaring their love/admiration for their partner/family on social media. Aren't they sitting next to you? Why didn't you just tell them?!
It’s like getting married. Why do it in front of everyone? …..
I'm not seeing the similarity.
One's a bringing together of people you care for. The other's using your claimed proclamations for personal attention."
I’m actually alright with it, I’d rather see somebody proclaim their love than some of the other nasty stuff directed at people. I think it’s inspiring. And I do wonder whether that’s only a small percent of what they tell each other on a day-to-day basis.
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People saying silly phrases when I'm stressed.
Saucepans boiling over.
Diet stuff it's never nicer.
Electronic devices freezing. |
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The word “banter” just can’t get on board with it! Mr |
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Gender reveals. Not a fan of baby showers for that matter. |
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"People coming to the dinner table dressed as chickens. "
Do you find that happening a lot since Brexit? |
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People who use the phrase “clean up”
Usernames with bitch/slut etc built in.
Untidy houses in the background
People who keep their socks on. |
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People fucking swearing, just for the fucking sake of it, to look fucking cool |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"People declaring their love/admiration for their partner/family on social media. Aren't they sitting next to you? Why didn't you just tell them?!
It’s like getting married. Why do it in front of everyone? …..
I'm not seeing the similarity.
One's a bringing together of people you care for. The other's using your claimed proclamations for personal attention.
I’m actually alright with it, I’d rather see somebody proclaim their love than some of the other nasty stuff directed at people. I think it’s inspiring. And I do wonder whether that’s only a small percent of what they tell each other on a day-to-day basis.
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I take the cynic's view and assume they never speak to each other |
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People wearing crocs !!! Cringe ewwwwww |
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"People fucking swearing, just for the fucking sake of it, to look fucking cool"
Fuck off ! |
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Would of, could of, should of. Stop! Just stop. It's would've, could've and should've.
Man buns.
Vapers.
Men over 30 wearing baseball caps with the peak at the back. |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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I take the cynic's view and assume they never speak to each other "
Or hoping their Ex sees it…. |
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"People fucking swearing, just for the fucking sake of it, to look fucking cool"
Yes! Casual swearing. |
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"People fucking swearing, just for the fucking sake of it, to look fucking cool
Fuck off !"
Fuck you! |
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"People fucking swearing, just for the fucking sake of it, to look fucking cool
Fuck off !
Fuck you!"
Ok  |
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Selling something online where you clearly state collection only and someone asks you to post it.
Or the wankers who say they're buying it then never show up.
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People that eat offal
People that use the saying “touching base”
Coconuts
Smelly unwashed people |
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Socks with Crocs/slides.
"IT'S COMING HOME! WAAAAY! GO ON! WAAAY!"
Grow up. |
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Boris Fat Johnson
Wasted tax payers money PPE scandal
Michelle Mourne
Dildo Harding
Etc
( do you detect a theme here OP ?? )
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Dad's hairy ball bag T bagging me
Mr |
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I'm with the long nails on men.
Also
People who chew with their mouth open.
People that loudly gulp drinks.
Polystyrene squeaking!! |
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People who are outwardly rude to waiting/bar staff. |
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By *oo..Woman 22 weeks ago
Boo's World |
Cars driving around with England flags on them (other countries avaliable) |
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People who use a weird interpretation of the word cringe |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 22 weeks ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
The "North London Forever" song sung by Arsenal fans.
Not only musically horrific, but also factually inaccurate. |
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"People who use a weird interpretation of the word cringe"
Yeah, cringe, idiocy and things that piss people off seem to be synonymous. |
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Sexy talk
Either in person, written or via cam
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'The Charm' and 'The Chat'
Just leave it out lads
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People who don't even open the messages sent on here... crazy ego boost for women is what I am finding fab to be |
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Fun fact.... arsenal was originally a south London team |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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Your nails just after cutting and before you file them |
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"Dirty finger nails, over used perfume that you can taste.
People who don’t get showered before they swim and you’re following a lavender hazed lane mixed with geriatric piss. Springs to mind. "
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Suffering the crisp sharp crunch of an apple and the following slurp as you savour the juice but worst of all it's the echoing of your empty fucking skull as you chew , chew , chew on the fucker ...... and you talk and suck and talk and suck in my direction , flipping your head to catch the pieces that try to fall from your ignorant bastard unrefined lips |
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Serial Snoggers are not for my lips. If I have just seen you swapping saliva with 4 other men and women, then no. Just no. |
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"Serial Snoggers are not for my lips. If I have just seen you swapping saliva with 4 other men and women, then no. Just no."
You mean you don't like multiple peoples spit....such high standards Compy
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"Stupid tools that come with flat pack furniture.
Radios that aren't tuned in properly.
When you take a glass of water from the cold tap and it's still a bit warm.
People wearing glasses and they are all smudged."
Oh dear I'm guilty of the last one  |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 22 weeks ago
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‘Road men’ aka, chav gangster wanna bes, so cringe |
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Pears.
The texture and the sound people make eating them |
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Ants. I don’t mind insects but lots of ants running around freak me out big time. |
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"‘Road men’ aka, chav gangster wanna bes, so cringe "
Innit bruv |
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Men in skinny jeans (please leave ball room)
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"Stupid tools that come with flat pack furniture.
Radios that aren't tuned in properly.
When you take a glass of water from the cold tap and it's still a bit warm.
People wearing glasses and they are all smudged.
Oh dear I'm guilty of the last one "
Best way to clean them run them under the tap put a little bit of hand soap on your finger tips, wash gently and dry them in a clean towel please. |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"Velvet just eww no"
Hard agree- absolutely hate it |
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"People declaring their love/admiration for their partner/family on social media. Aren't they sitting next to you? Why didn't you just tell them?!"
Totally agree with this |
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"Boris Fat Johnson
Wasted tax payers money PPE scandal
Michelle Mourne
Dildo Harding
Etc
( do you detect a theme here OP ?? )
You do realise you're the same shape as Boris. You could literally be his body double.
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This whole thread has made me cringe
But to add, men who shave all their pubes off but have a hairy belly. Looks like a pair of skin coloured knickers just keep the pubes! |
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"This whole thread has made me cringe
But to add, men who shave all their pubes off but have a hairy belly. Looks like a pair of skin coloured knickers just keep the pubes!"
Hahahahahahahs |
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Argh and the thing that just happened to me! Soggy biscuit crumbs in the bottom of my mug  |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"Hoodrich" clothes. Usually worn by middle class white boys thinking they're ghetto. |
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By *um_Runner74Man 22 weeks ago
Buffalo Springfield, East Anglia |
The saying 'winner winner chicken dinner' ffs it sets me off every fking time I hear it... even typing it boils my piss. |
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Nude sex pics where the men are wearing socks. |
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Anyone seen the video of the girl talking about her cringe for styrofoam.
Scratches down the old chalkboards
(showing my age) |
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"Anyone seen the video of the girl talking about her cringe for styrofoam.
Scratches down the old chalkboards
(showing my age) "
Knew someone that hated styrofoam would scream if you went near her with it or broke it. Bizarre one |
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By *agatoXXXMan 22 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"Argh and the thing that just happened to me! Soggy biscuit crumbs in the bottom of my mug "
That's bot the usual soggy biscuit that gets mentioned here. |
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By *inkShyWoman 22 weeks ago
near Windsor |
Hearing someone brush their teeth, even on TV.
Gold chains/necklaces on men.
Moths. Creepy night butterflies.
Long nails on men or dirty nails on anyone |
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"People who make chewing sounds as they’re eating.
Greasy hair.
Dirty finger and toe nails. Toe nails so long they are beyond the toes themselves.
Dirty feet.
Feet in general. Touching me with feet or even licking my feet. The smell of dirty feet. "
Dirty smelly feet, I get that, but I DO love to suck a lady's toes |
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"Men in skinny jeans (please leave ball room)
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Guilty, but I suit them |
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Long nails on a man
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Am I the only one who doesn't like long nails on women, either? |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"Argh and the thing that just happened to me! Soggy biscuit crumbs in the bottom of my mug "
Those are the best bit! It's a little extra treat at the end of your tea. Get to the last little bit, swirl it round the mug, and down the hatch! |
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By *eah BabyCouple 22 weeks ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"Argh and the thing that just happened to me! Soggy biscuit crumbs in the bottom of my mug
Those are the best bit! It's a little extra treat at the end of your tea. Get to the last little bit, swirl it round the mug, and down the hatch! "
Disgusting!! |
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By *eah BabyCouple 22 weeks ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
Cheese grater
Sorry if this offends but people who say ‘My Bad’  |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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Crabby dirty feet in summer sandals, M/F. |
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"Argh and the thing that just happened to me! Soggy biscuit crumbs in the bottom of my mug "
It’s the sight of them all al the bottom of the cup…or even worse….a lost half biscuit that took a dive |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"Argh and the thing that just happened to me! Soggy biscuit crumbs in the bottom of my mug
Those are the best bit! It's a little extra treat at the end of your tea. Get to the last little bit, swirl it round the mug, and down the hatch!
Disgusting!!"
Don't knock it til you try it |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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Microfibre cloths |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"Microfibre cloths "
I despise how they feel in my hand but damn if they aren't good at collecting dust |
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Couples who say there having a date night but been together donkeys years |
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"dryrobes in oxford street
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Oxford Street would make me cringe, full stop! |
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Terrible spelling.
People posting things like "Happy Heavenly Father's Day" or wishing people a happy birthday when they don't have any form of social media. |
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"Terrible spelling.
People posting things like "Happy Heavenly Father's Day" or wishing people a happy birthday when they don't have any form of social media. "
... Why is having or not having any form of social media relevant to wishing someone a happy bithday? |
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By *ornLordMan 22 weeks ago
Wiltshire and London |
"Couples who say there having a date night but been together donkeys years "
You've never had kids then? They put a stop to that sort of thing for several years, or in the case of my ex, for good. |
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All that daddy talk in cam chat absolutely cringe. |
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By *ornLordMan 22 weeks ago
Wiltshire and London |
"All that daddy talk in cam chat absolutely cringe. "
There are various kinks that make me cringe but that's folks! |
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"Couples who say there having a date night but been together donkeys years "
That makes me want to , far more than cringe. |
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By *.T.Man 22 weeks ago
Glasgow |
local statuses, particularly anything remotely related to lamp post pissing... |
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"Couples who say there having a date night but been together donkeys years
You've never had kids then? They put a stop to that sort of thing for several years, or in the case of my ex, for good."
Never assume anything, dates are for when you first meet someone, your just going out for a meal , drink , whatever |
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Men that run to a woman's aid but has the wrong intentions. I believe they call them Simps lol if she wanted you you'd have her so agreeing to everything she says and always arguing with other guys for her trying to make yourself look better is pointless and cringe |
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"Couples who say there having a date night but been together donkeys years
That makes me want to , far more than cringe."
Agreed |
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Painted on Eyebrows that look like slugs and orange painted ladies ...and falsie's xx |
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By *agatoXXXMan 22 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
" Painted on Eyebrows that look like slugs and orange painted ladies ...and falsie's xx "
You have just alienated all of Liverpool... |
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By *ltrMan 22 weeks ago
sheffield |
People out shopping in snoodies or pj's just stop been lazy and get dressed ( local asda full of them ) |
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"This whole thread has made me cringe
But to add, men who shave all their pubes off but have a hairy belly. Looks like a pair of skin coloured knickers just keep the pubes!"
Haha I'm totally with you here! |
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People who constantly use the word like or literally many times in one sentence. Kin does my head in. |
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People wearing sliders or crocs with socks. It's bloody disgusting. And to make the matter worse their socks are dirty. Ewwwwww
People who stand with their trolley at a 90degree angle across the shopping isle whilst browsing.
People who say I don't like that food before they have tried it.
People who knowingly get in your way and then give that stupid face whilst saying sorry.
People drifting
People who carry on talking to the cashier when it's your turn in the que (sod off Karen your using my time now) |
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By *eah BabyCouple 22 weeks ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"Argh and the thing that just happened to me! Soggy biscuit crumbs in the bottom of my mug
Those are the best bit! It's a little extra treat at the end of your tea. Get to the last little bit, swirl it round the mug, and down the hatch!
Disgusting!!
Don't knock it til you try it "
I have tried it but not intentionally and I stand by Disgusting |
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"Couples who say there having a date night but been together donkeys years
That makes me want to , far more than cringe.
Agreed "
This and calling one another hubby or wifey.
Unrelated but I'll add doggo or furbaby to the list too. |
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"Terrible spelling.
People posting things like "Happy Heavenly Father's Day" or wishing people a happy birthday when they don't have any form of social media.
Gawjus... nawty ... just no !!"
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By *alcon77Man 22 weeks ago
under the sun & the moon |
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Long foreskin lol
If it looks like Cyril sneer I’m out |
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People getting shitty with shop staff/ restaurant workers for no reason other than they're being c***s... no need for it the hobby shits |
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By *alcon77Man 22 weeks ago
under the sun & the moon |
People that can't sing but are compelled to sing along over a tune without realising how out of tune they are.. & butchering it..
Most tv shows about dating.
They thrive on zoning in on the awkwardness..
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That horrible cheap rough fabric that so many womens dresses now seem to be made of. |
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Sunflowers. They give me the creeps. Or any flower that is taller than me.
Moths/butterflies etc that fly in my face. |
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when people say living their best life’
Don’t know why but it really makes me cringe |
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"Long foreskin lol
If it looks like Cyril sneer I’m out "
Ffs I nearly spat my wine out !! |
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"Long foreskin lol
If it looks like Cyril sneer I’m out "
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"Man Buns. "
Reaches for the nearest pair of scissors or my zippo lighter |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"People getting shitty with shop staff/ restaurant workers for no reason other than they're being c***s... no need for it the hobby shits"
I don’t work in retail anymore or a restaurant but I get a lot of customer abuse in my job and I’ve just finished work after 2 incidents within 10 minutes of each other and at this point I just gotta laugh because what does abusing me achieve |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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People who are "nothing without their coffee in the morning" |
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"People who are "nothing without their coffee in the morning""
Honestly you might think differently if you'd seen my face at 5am this morning |
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Filing nails and foot pickers...
Eaters of those foot pickings deserve a particularly dark place in hell |
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People who talk to their poo while in bathroom. Honestly we can hear you through the walls / cubicles |
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"People getting shitty with shop staff/ restaurant workers for no reason other than they're being c***s... no need for it the hobby shits
I don’t work in retail anymore or a restaurant but I get a lot of customer abuse in my job and I’ve just finished work after 2 incidents within 10 minutes of each other and at this point I just gotta laugh because what does abusing me achieve "
It's still rubbish and I'm sorry you were abused.. x |
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"People who talk to their poo while in bathroom. Honestly we can hear you through the walls / cubicles "
People talk to their poo? What do they say? “Ooooh hello you’re a nutty one today Mr Poo” |
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"People who talk to their poo while in bathroom. Honestly we can hear you through the walls / cubicles
People talk to their poo? What do they say? “Ooooh hello you’re a nutty one today Mr Poo”"
Women in Ikea was shitting today next to me. Heard her straining and ranting “ohhh why won’t you just come out now , you are a tight push “
I was struggling to maintain silence |
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"People who talk to their poo while in bathroom. Honestly we can hear you through the walls / cubicles
People talk to their poo? What do they say? “Ooooh hello you’re a nutty one today Mr Poo”
Women in Ikea was shitting today next to me. Heard her straining and ranting “ohhh why won’t you just come out now , you are a tight push “
I was struggling to maintain silence "
This is just too bizarre why would someone speak to their poo! It’s not going to answer back! Well, that I know of. I’ve never spoken to mine. |
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"People getting shitty with shop staff/ restaurant workers for no reason other than they're being c***s... no need for it the hobby shits
I don’t work in retail anymore or a restaurant but I get a lot of customer abuse in my job and I’ve just finished work after 2 incidents within 10 minutes of each other and at this point I just gotta laugh because what does abusing me achieve
It's still rubbish and I'm sorry you were abused.. x"
I've been in the specialist Hi-Fi retail industry for 36 years for the same firm and unfortunately physical people, not online buyers, their expectations have gone up 100 fold since lockdown, believe me it's awful the shite I have to deal with is unbelievable. |
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"People who talk to their poo while in bathroom. Honestly we can hear you through the walls / cubicles
People talk to their poo? What do they say? “Ooooh hello you’re a nutty one today Mr Poo”
Dare ya to try it just in case it does
Women in Ikea was shitting today next to me. Heard her straining and ranting “ohhh why won’t you just come out now , you are a tight push “
I was struggling to maintain silence
This is just too bizarre why would someone speak to their poo! It’s not going to answer back! Well, that I know of. I’ve never spoken to mine. "
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Salesmen who call me and lead off with long insincere small talk.
People who subscribe to a package deal of political beliefs without really understanding many of the issues aka tribalism. |
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By *ascaIMan 22 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
When I see people talking to their cats thinking it can understand them. Saw a woman doing it earlier on.
When I got home I told the dog. We’ve not stopped laughing about it. |
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By *mf123Man 22 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
My drooping ball bag banging on my knees |
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The noises used in radio adverts for wine, champagne and the Magnum ice creams. I cannot abide the sloshing and "fizzing" liquid noises, nor the completely ridiculous sound that alleges to be someone biting into an ice cream. Vom inducing sounds indeed |
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