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In the thread, on smartphone, it looks like you have a stubby alien head Willy.
If I look at it in full-size, it looks like those hordes of women are stalking you for your magick man-juice again....and you simply have to get their ravenous desire to just BACK THE FUCK OFF!! |
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"In the thread, on smartphone, it looks like you have a stubby alien head Willy.
If I look at it in full-size, it looks like those hordes of women are stalking you for your magick man-juice again....and you simply have to get their ravenous desire to just BACK THE FUCK OFF!!"
As in a pea head??  |
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"He's a bit handy"
Prepare thyself for a spank and double-fingering wench! |
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"He's a bit handy"
He was just quietly waiting for a coffee until a group of punks burst through the door and started causing chaos. He ignored it at first But then they took it one step too far and called him an old man. He turned around to whoop some ass |
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"He's a bit handy
Prepare thyself for a spank and double-fingering wrench!"
I used to have one of those. It was an adjustable self grip. |
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"In the thread, on smartphone, it looks like you have a stubby alien head Willy.
If I look at it in full-size, it looks like those hordes of women are stalking you for your magick man-juice again....and you simply have to get their ravenous desire to just BACK THE FUCK OFF!!
As in a pea head?? "
Lots more stubby protrusion .
Very different pic in thread format compared to "proper perv" mode.
It works very well - the refresh will be good for many days, and the mono tone you've used is "sexy". |
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"He's a bit handy
He was just quietly waiting for a coffee until a group of punks burst through the door and started causing chaos. He ignored it at first But then they took it one step too far and called him an old man. He turned around to whoop some ass"
Kenny Rogers sang that tribute song. |
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"He's a bit handy
Prepare thyself for a spank and double-fingering wrench!
I used to have one of those. It was an adjustable self grip. "
 It’s made it onto my Xmas list now |
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"Out for now.
But bumping."
It says I may look innocent with my glasses on but in reality my dog is licking peanut butter off my bum pussy |
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"Out for now.
But bumping.
It says I may look innocent with my glasses on but in reality my dog is licking peanut butter off my bum pussy "
Don't look at me!  - but I did  |
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Miss Bella, yours says “What do you think? Shall I wear this to the club?” |
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RTG likes taking pics in the bathroom |
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It says… don’t look at my ring. |
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He’s girthy and likes rugby |
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"He’s girthy and likes rugby "
he likes a hole in one
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"He’s girthy and likes rugby he likes a hole in one "
He’s physically fit. |
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"He’s girthy and likes rugby he likes a hole in one
He’s physically fit. "
He’s a piece of fruit short of a full salad |
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He needs to go to the DRs ASAP if that's the true colour of his meat and two veg |
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By *scaMan 24 weeks ago
Herts / London / Beyond |
"He needs to go to the DRs ASAP if that's the true colour of his meat and two veg "
A good, right thinking person  |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"He needs to go to the DRs ASAP if that's the true colour of his meat and two veg
A good, right thinking person "
As a straight man he’s got a decent ass! Haha |
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You'll put somebody's eye out with that! |
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"He needs to go to the DRs ASAP if that's the true colour of his meat and two veg
A good, right thinking person
As a straight man he’s got a decent ass! Haha"
From the waist down he basically an elephant |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
His torso was poured in a mould!
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"She has a fabulous dress sense"
He really needs to take her down from that clothes-hanger now. |
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Stunning, sexy and confident xx |
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A fabulous bum and pretty good balance! |
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A man's man, strong arms, willing to make sure you're finishes first then will wire in you're new TV. |
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Get undressed and come with me! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Can be used as a bike rack in a pinch. |
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"Can be used as a bike rack in a pinch."
You're a lot of fun and you ooze sass  |
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"Teasing showing just enough!"
They've only fitted one side of the warp-drive bum thrusters. |
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"Comfortable in his own skin "
Converse were doing a 2-4-1 offer |
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It the Paparazzi and I am naked!!! |
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"Loves being in nature "
Loving couple. |
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"Apples, two for a pound."
"Come here!" |
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"Apples, two for a pound.
"Come here!" "
nice bum |
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"nice bum "
Isn’t it just!
Yours says “I’ve got a great cleavage and I’m not afraid to use it.“ |
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Says I can’t afford razors lol
Sorry  |
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"nice bum
Isn’t it just!
Yours says “I’ve got a great cleavage and I’m not afraid to use it.“"
Which is the off button. |
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"Says I can’t afford razors lol
Sorry "
Are you a spy? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"If anyone fancies their 5 a day, I'll give them one...: |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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A happy couple who know what they want |
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"A happy couple who know what they want "
A slow riser |
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We’re out of buns.
Alexa… add buns to the shopping list. |
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"We’re out of buns.
Alexa… add buns to the shopping list."
It says I'm in a rush and haven't got time to do my shirt up |
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By *avexxMan 24 weeks ago
cheshire |
i love the fresh air on my boobs |
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"i love the fresh air on my boobs "
Refined |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"i love the fresh air on my boobs
Refined"
Ready for anything |
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"i love the fresh air on my boobs
Refined
Ready for anything"
Likes flowery bedding  |
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Has matching underpants and bed spread |
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"Has matching underpants and bed spread "
Newton’s cradle. |
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He's a fun loving free spirited rich boy |
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Some yellow contraption likes boobs! |
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"Some yellow contraption likes boobs!"
"I have a present, want to unwrap it?" |
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"Some yellow contraption likes boobs!
"I have a present, want to unwrap it?" "
Where's the vaccination going? Arse or arm? |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Some yellow contraption likes boobs!
"I have a present, want to unwrap it?"
Where's the vaccination going? Arse or arm?"
Loving the sun |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Some yellow contraption likes boobs!
"I have a present, want to unwrap it?"
Where's the vaccination going? Arse or arm?
Loving the sun"
Love to tease |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Some yellow contraption likes boobs!
"I have a present, want to unwrap it?"
Where's the vaccination going? Arse or arm?
Loving the sun
Love to tease "
Whoops! POV camera slipped in the excitement!  |
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Do u want red lipstick on ur cock |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Do u want red lipstick on ur cock "
Not afraid of getting wet |
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"Do u want red lipstick on ur cock
Not afraid of getting wet "
It says; I am relaxed and ready |
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That I'm patriotic and like footy |
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That you have a boob like a hot cross bun |
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"That you have a boob like a hot cross bun "
Smells of cinnamon & tastes divine drizzled with melted butter |
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^ I think Red would like to shag a footballer. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Click on the red cross to close the window... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"^ I think Red would like to shag a footballer."
Here, allow me to unclip that corset... |
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^ The most colourful goth in the village. |
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"^ I think Red would like to shag a footballer.
Here, allow me to unclip that corset..."
Looks good with a purple head |
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By *avexxMan 24 weeks ago
cheshire |
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"Has good taste in shirts "
Ready for the matrix |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"great figure "
I’m ready for my close up |
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They’re proud of being a swinging couple. Nothing to hide. |
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"They’re proud of being a swinging couple. Nothing to hide."
He’s just lifting off the toilet and realised he’s still filming |
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"They’re proud of being a swinging couple. Nothing to hide.
He’s just lifting off the toilet and realised he’s still filming "
She doesn't like a duvet |
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He supports Leicester County soccer balls |
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Moobs for days innit bruv.
The mr |
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Moobs for days innit bruv.
The mr "
Hes a hungry guy |
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Moobs for days innit bruv.
The mr
Hes a hungry guy"
He goes to the gym |
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By *eliWoman 24 weeks ago
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Moobs for days innit bruv.
The mr
Hes a hungry guy
He goes to the gym "
I like my arm.
I hope you like my arm.
This is my arm. |
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Moobs for days innit bruv.
The mr
Hes a hungry guy
He goes to the gym
I like my arm.
I hope you like my arm.
This is my arm."
That’s enough for you, for now |
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Do my lowriders make my legs look longer? |
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“These are my tits and I’m really happy about them.” |
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By *avexxMan 24 weeks ago
cheshire |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Wants to be formal, but still cool hence the lack of tie |
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That's she's proud of her body |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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I'm a dick  |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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^ he possibly shaved his arms |
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"^ he possibly shaved his arms "
Likes to get his mug out |
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^ He’s putting on another Manchester social! |
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By *eliWoman 24 weeks ago
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"^ he possibly shaved his arms "
I'm not the best at choosing fonts.
(Someone else do Woody as well, skip me) |
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It’s all gone Pete Tong. 
Swiss Army Knife: He’ll be back. |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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It says "fuck me" |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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^ my eyes are up here |
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^ needs to tighten that towel, any looser it'll be a dic pic
Mr |
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"^ needs to tighten that towel, any looser it'll be a dic pic
Mr"
Don’t leave your jeans undone near this wandering hand  |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"^ needs to tighten that towel, any looser it'll be a dic pic
Mr
Don’t leave your jeans undone near this wandering hand "
Can crush a walnut without much effort |
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"His jumper matches his settee "
Ouch. |
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He doesn't hide his chage very well |
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"He doesn't hide his chage very well "
*change |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"He's got this ?? "
Going for a run |
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"He's got this ??
Going for a run "
He’s pleased to see you. |
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"He's got this ??
Going for a run
He’s pleased to see you. "
There's water to my right or boobs |
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He needs to refill his fruit bowl |
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"He needs to refill his fruit bowl"
That monochrome is glorious! |
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"He needs to refill his fruit bowl
That monochrome is glorious! "
Artistic |
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“Hey! What are you doing looking me in the eyes? My tits are down here!” |
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You should adjust your camera angle so your girth doesn’t match that of a pencil! |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Hey Macarena ay |
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"Poser
Likes a spank or 12 "
I love beer and white shirts |
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"Poser
Likes a spank or 12
I love beer and white shirts "
Gym shark.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Poser
Likes a spank or 12
I love beer and white shirts
Gym shark.."
Enjoys distracting all the guys. |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Poser
Likes a spank or 12
I love beer and white shirts
Gym shark..
Enjoys distracting all the guys."
Valhalla is waiting |
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"Clothes are optional"
Wears latex like a Queen |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Has a body of a goddess wow"
Is that a fridge door left open?!  |
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"Has a body of a goddess wow
Is that a fridge door left open?! "
They are tired |
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"Has a body of a goddess wow
Is that a fridge door left open?!
They are tired "
Spankable 
S xxx |
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"Works finished, time for play"
Lost his cloths |
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That’s a really long shirt.
Or a really short torso! |
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The guy really does have the most beautiful penis in the world.
That thing is poetry in pork sword.
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She has some very well defined legs, her calf’s look powerful.
I wonder how far she could push a wheelbarrow full of apples up snowdonia? |
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