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Do you want to have sex right now?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"Are you offering  "
will that make you more or less likely to say yes |
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Nah! I’m off to bed! Night night x |
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With certain people, yes.
Everyone else, no. |
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"Are you offering "
Definatly.
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If I had the opportunity with someone, would love it right now |
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It all depends who is offering  |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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I'd rather have a cup of tea right now |
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By *riel13Woman 31 weeks ago
Northampton |
I could definitely be persuaded   |
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Yeah, preferably seated cowgirl so it hits the spot! |
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By *rispyDuckMan 31 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Not really, I fancy a 6 wings and chips meal deal more from those high street chicken shops lol |
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Thanks for asking but I am exhausted and looking a mess so not at the moment thank you! |
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"Raincheck ? "
Absolutely fucking biblical  |
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Thanks for asking but I am exhausted and looking a mess so not at the moment thank you! |
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"Are you offering will that make you more or less likely to say yes"
Yes with the right person |
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"Are you offering "
I will definitely be offering |
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No. Effort!
I guess I'll just lay there though if need be |
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Give me 10 minutes to have a shower then yes |
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By *hoirCouple 31 weeks ago
Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds |
You're not my type Mr. Pickle.
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By *eliWoman 31 weeks ago
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Maybe. If it's with someone I really want to though, otherwise it's too much effort. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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If it gets me out of work |
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I'm always up for sex. But the availability for a guy is pretty scarce haha |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Maybe |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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I really want sex right now x |
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By *avexxMan 31 weeks ago
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let me put the bins out first |
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"let me put the bins out first "
Ours are out. |
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"Are you offering
Definatly.
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That doesn't sound 'defiant' enough for Fab forum! |
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I'm going with no, too tired to move, been up since 530am  |
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Someone has been winding me up all day so yes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"You're not my type Mr. Pickle.
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Story of my life bro |
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By *ularliWoman 31 weeks ago
Worcester |
Absolutely, if I can just lie here and take it
I’m to tired otherwise |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"With certain people, yes.
Everyone else, no. "
This. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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No thanks, it would probably make me late for my flight, and I would worry. |
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Just got in from work, stinking of beer, so rather have a shower and a brew please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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Just did  "
My guy. |
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By *ucka39Man 31 weeks ago
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Nope resorting my energy for training, maybe later though |
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Good grief no! Sex is a rude and unwholesome business… |
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Oh, no thank you for asking, I’m flattered. Happy fabbing etc x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"Oh, no thank you for asking, I’m flattered. Happy fabbing etc x "
Cheers. That’s triggered me |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Still no time for it, got to shower and then an hours drive to the airport. No doubt when I get back to England this evening the offers will have come flooding in
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By *agatoXXXMan 31 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
No ta. It's past my bedtime. |
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Yes. But what I want and get are two different things, so I think I'll just be having breakfast.  |
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Oh god I wish I 've not been fucked in months can't find any gen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Not particularly  |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Home now Pickles, could you please deliver a lovely young lady (when I say 'young' not under 44 please). However, tired having been travelling 16 hours, so if she doesn't mind me using her breaststroke as pillows.... |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Home now Pickles, could you please deliver a lovely young lady (when I say 'young' not under 44 please). However, tired having been travelling 16 hours, so if she doesn't mind me using her breaststroke as pillows...."
Oh fuck off auto predict - it as breasts, not sodding breaststroke- I haven't the energy for any form of exercise. |
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Yes. Right now I would love for someone to roll me in their sheets and run their hands through my hair as they take me.
But i’m not having sex this evening. Long sigh |
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Thanks for the offer but I am all sexed out today. Maybe tomorrow when I have recharged the love batteries? |
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By *OYFBWoman 31 weeks ago
Jersey (sometimes Notts) |
Yes. Every minute of every day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"Yes. Right now I would love for someone to roll me in their sheets and run their hands through my hair as they take me.
But i’m not having sex this evening. Long sigh "
Le sigh |
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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago
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"Raincheck ? "
Ok I'm ready now, can you perform on demand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"Raincheck ?
Ok I'm ready now, can you perform on demand "
me or general you |
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"Oh, no thank you for asking, I’m flattered. Happy fabbing etc x
Cheers. That’s triggered me"
Whaaaaaat? Why? How? I’m away adventuring. I’m not doing the sex this week. Maybe Saturday but not before. Or possibly Friday. But not today. Or yesterday. |
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It would be problematic right now. I'm sat in my car in a residential area (parked with it turned off, for the rule checkers!)
I'm sat outside dance practice again  |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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A nice quickie before emmerdale be just grand |
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Just about to go into a concert so it’ll need to he quick |
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"Fuck yes!"
Oh wait tho…I don’t want to just fuck anyone 
I’d rather wank than fuck some people… |
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No ta. I've just watched Laszlo bang the Nadja/Colin Robinson chimera and it's put me off sex for the foreseeable  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"Fuck yes!
Oh wait tho…I don’t want to just fuck anyone
I’d rather wank than fuck some people… "
We know who you want |
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By *eliWoman 31 weeks ago
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"No ta. I've just watched Laszlo bang the Nadja/Colin Robinson chimera and it's put me off sex for the foreseeable "
Weirdo. It had me gushing. |
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"Fuck yes!
Oh wait tho…I don’t want to just fuck anyone
I’d rather wank than fuck some people…
We know who you want"
Do we??! |
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"No ta. I've just watched Laszlo bang the Nadja/Colin Robinson chimera and it's put me off sex for the foreseeable
Weirdo. It had me gushing. "
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"No ta. I've just watched Laszlo bang the Nadja/Colin Robinson chimera and it's put me off sex for the foreseeable
Weirdo. It had me gushing. "
I want to peel you like a potato and mash your insides. |
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"Fuck yes!
Oh wait tho…I don’t want to just fuck anyone
I’d rather wank than fuck some people… "
Love the dress by the way |
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"No ta. I've just watched Laszlo bang the Nadja/Colin Robinson chimera and it's put me off sex for the foreseeable
Weirdo. It had me gushing.
I want to peel you like a potato and mash your insides."
I just did a little sick in my mouth |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Yes please |
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By *ornycougaWoman 31 weeks ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
The mind is willing but the cunt is broken  |
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Yeah but only with a selected few. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 31 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
Yes, but with a lady person. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Not right now, but at midnight I’ll be like hell yeah |
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By *agatoXXXMan 31 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"Not right now, but with midnight I’ll be like hell yeah "
FIFY. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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I just got back from the gym so no, ask me in a few hours please |
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Later yes, right this minute I need a shower.
MrsAbz |
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Yes, cos it’s way better than falling asleep. |
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Yes, but he is not capable at the moment lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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No chance, I'm rewatching The (US) office for the 900th time |
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By *agatoXXXMan 31 weeks ago
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"Yes, but he is not capable at the moment lol x"
Has he spent his 16 loads? |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Yes, you can ask me that at any point during the day or night and the answer will be the same ALWAYS |
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Just watched a video on here that made me want to. So yes I’m in the mood but she is out of action for a bit.
Typing this made me soft though so.. it is what it is |
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"Yes, but he is not capable at the moment lol x
Has he spent his 16 loads?"
According to him he has 4 left according to me he has 6 left.
But I have forgo one because he fucked someone else as part of a 3sum. |
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"Yes, but he is not capable at the moment lol x
Has he spent his 16 loads?
According to him he has 4 left according to me he has 6 left.
But I have forgo one because he fucked someone else as part of a 3sum. "
He can't have long left now? Rookie error on his behalf wasting a go on someone else.
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I do actually. Then snugs afterwards |
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I'm ready now. It's a more appropriate time |
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Couldn’t think of anything worse.
I’m full of vindaloo and asahi.
If you even consider touching me I’ll telepathically punch you in the cunt/dick |
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If they are willing to put in 75.6% of the graft. |
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"Couldn’t think of anything worse.
I’m full of vindaloo and asahi.
If you even consider touching me I’ll telepathically punch you in the cunt/dick "
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By *riel13Woman 31 weeks ago
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This time... I really! Really Do! |
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I'd love it right now, horny as fuck, just started Testosterone last week as an addition to my HRT and my libido has gone through the roof. Gagging for cock right now,
Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Would love to pound her from behind great way to de-stress from the week |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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I actually need it, so yes! |
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"I actually need it, so yes! "
Fuck! Do I need an excuse? I’ve, errr, got groin strain |
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No, there's really not enough room in this bathtub. Plus the water would go everywhere and I'd end up cleaning it up |
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By *agatoXXXMan 31 weeks ago
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"Yes, but he is not capable at the moment lol x
Has he spent his 16 loads?
According to him he has 4 left according to me he has 6 left.
But I have forgo one because he fucked someone else as part of a 3sum. "
Does that put him in breach of contract? |
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Hell yeah, I just did some cock push ups and I’m ready to go |
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I wouldn't mind, but I'm in the pub watching a mates band  |
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"Hell yeah, I just did some cock push ups and I’m ready to go "
One is all you need |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"I actually need it, so yes!
Fuck! Do I need an excuse? I’ve, errr, got groin strain "
Stop perving and you wouldn't be strained! |
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No. I'm full (not with penis). And tired. So no. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Do the bears shit I the woods?
I have a permanent semi and a 3 day load at the moment. |
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A quick shag before work wouldn't go amiss |
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Suppose my arm could be twisted |
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By *ripfillMan 31 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
Coffee and shower first please … it is 7 am ! |
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By *rispyDuckMan 31 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Does it cum with breakfast after?  |
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There's few occasions when I don't want sex |
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"Right this minute yes ! "
Morning sex is awesome, sets you up for the rest of the day  |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Yes x |
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Mmmmm
Any ladies needing a tongue deep between their legs
Give me a HELL YEAH |
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"Right this minute yes !
Morning sex is awesome, sets you up for the rest of the day "
One of your five a day? |
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Yes! Woken up super horny,hounds at work, perving on here has made me hornier... id love sex right now  |
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I would, but I have sheers to take down and wash, as well as washing the windows. |
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I want a juicy pussy squatting right over my mouth right now so i can get my tongue right up there .. love it |
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"I would, but I have sheers to take down and wash, as well as washing the windows. "
A man with a plan |
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No. My lady garden is so dry and shrivelled today that I don't want to even entertain it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Ummm yup, could the woman of my dreams please just appear in front of me lol |
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I do
But rainy hear
So guess I just grin bear it
And watch Man City win the fa cup
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Yes, of course I do |
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Absolutely, hard, pounding, sweaty sex x |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Not tonight Josephine, I have a headache. |
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There are not many times I would answer no, to the op. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Absolutely "
Form an orderly queue please! |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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No. I want food. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Just had sex with myself so now for lunch |
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"Just had sex with myself so now for lunch"
How was it for him? |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Just had sex with myself so now for lunch
How was it for him? "
I’ve had better, but least it was consensual |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Yeah, specifically, I’d like a tit wank between a pair of oiled up tits |
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"Just had sex with myself so now for lunch
How was it for him?
I’ve had better, but least it was consensual"
That must have a been a big relief |
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By *ascaIMan 31 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
Nooo I’m too bloated after my cheese, ham and pineapple bagel. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Just had sex with myself so now for lunch
How was it for him?
I’ve had better, but least it was consensual
That must have a been a big relief "
Eventually |
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"No. I want food."
What you cooking |
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Right then, I did ma housework chores.
I’ll now accept some of the sex if it’s going spare. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Right then, I did ma housework chores.
I’ll now accept some of the sex if it’s going spare. "
I think all the women on here are watching the FA Cup Final. Tough life when they prefer footie to the sex  |
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Well if the kissing is good, then yes pls! |
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I wouldn't mind a BJ while I'm watching the footy. |
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"Well if the kissing is good, then yes pls! "
And I would love a back rub after |
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"Well if the kissing is good, then yes pls!
And I would love a back rub after"
Just a back rub? X |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Well if the kissing is good, then yes pls!
And I would love a back rub after
Just a back rub? X"
And a coffee and doughnut please |
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