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The ALL NEW I fancy you thread!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"That's a lot of people to fancy mind
You already know it!  . Fancied you for years but somehow you’ve managed to reject my persistent advances!  
But now I know I'm not special or anything 
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Take a look in a mirror! You’re fucking gorgeous! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"Everyone's getting the "you're special" treatment and I'm getting yanked about like a dog.
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Everyone knows you’re out of their league!
(I’d gladly do other things with/to you, and you could always yank me off) |
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By *eliWoman 29 weeks ago
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"I'm really happy that you pointed out I wasn't special. Helps me stay grounded. 
Oh but you are spesh! You’ve heard my creepy voice!   "
Thank you for helping me stay grounded and the night terrors |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"I'm gonna make you see there's nobody else here, no one like me. I'm special."
You literally are the reason I return here! You’re my not so secret crush! I want to pour chocolate milkshake in your bumhole and sip it back out with a straw! |
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"I'm gonna make you see there's nobody else here, no one like me. I'm special.
You literally are the reason I return here! You’re my not so secret crush! I want to pour chocolate milkshake in your bumhole and sip it back out with a straw! "
 well that sure is special |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"I appreciate your honesty OP.
Your lips look pretty special! I can imagine them saying and doing some special things!  "
Come here and let me whisper in your ear |
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"I'm gonna make you see there's nobody else here, no one like me. I'm special.
You literally are the reason I return here! You’re my not so secret crush! I want to pour chocolate milkshake in your bumhole and sip it back out with a straw! "
You're such a flirt. You could even throw in some coco pops for extra texture as you suck the milkshake up. |
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"That's a lot of people to fancy mind
You already know it! . Fancied you for years but somehow you’ve managed to reject my persistent advances!
But now I know I'm not special or anything
Take a look in a mirror! You’re fucking gorgeous! "
Bollocks, but ta muchly you |
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"Even us?
I fancy you two
LB long time, now we know spessh is in the house
Mr
How do Mr
I am special… well i got told that at school anyway "
You know they weren't red kisses on your homework right
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"I'm suspicious.
What do you have planned for all these people you fancy?!
I might get FOMO if you don't spill the plans
MrsAbz"
Big secret party! I love your gorgeous nipples! Your names are on the list! |
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"Even us?
I fancy you two
LB long time, now we know spessh is in the house
Mr
How do Mr
I am special… well i got told that at school anyway
You know they weren't red kisses on your homework right
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Only gold stars on my homework darling… oh and cig burns mostly  |
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By *att71Man 29 weeks ago
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"Even us?
I fancy you two
Hello you… what a coincidence! We fancy you too
Oooofffttt
Ps. I think the oooffttt thing is a different thread but I’m a rule breaker so…"
rules are made to be broker where an ooofftttt is concerned |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"I'm gonna make you see there's nobody else here, no one like me. I'm special.
You literally are the reason I return here! You’re my not so secret crush! I want to pour chocolate milkshake in your bumhole and sip it back out with a straw!
You're such a flirt. You could even throw in some coco pops for extra texture as you suck the milkshake up. "
Sparkler or cocktail umbrella in your front bum? |
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"Even us?
I fancy you two
Hello you… what a coincidence! We fancy you too
Oooofffttt
Ps. I think the oooffttt thing is a different thread but I’m a rule breaker so…
rules are made to be broker where an ooofftttt is concerned "
Rules are ALWAYS made to be broken |
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"I'm gonna make you see there's nobody else here, no one like me. I'm special.
You literally are the reason I return here! You’re my not so secret crush! I want to pour chocolate milkshake in your bumhole and sip it back out with a straw!
You're such a flirt. You could even throw in some coco pops for extra texture as you suck the milkshake up.
Sparkler or cocktail umbrella in your front bum? "
I'm going to have to go for the umbrella because my pubes are flammable. |
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"Even us?
I fancy you two
LB long time, now we know spessh is in the house
Mr
How do Mr
I am special… well i got told that at school anyway
You know they weren't red kisses on your homework right
Only gold stars on my homework darling… oh and cig burns mostly "
Now it's cock n cum hey LB
Mr |
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"Even us?
I fancy you two
LB long time, now we know spessh is in the house
Mr
How do Mr
I am special… well i got told that at school anyway
You know they weren't red kisses on your homework right
Only gold stars on my homework darling… oh and cig burns mostly
Now it's cock n cum hey LB
Mr "
Ha ha ha ha. I’m a nun 
You should know that by now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"I'm gonna make you see there's nobody else here, no one like me. I'm special.
You literally are the reason I return here! You’re my not so secret crush! I want to pour chocolate milkshake in your bumhole and sip it back out with a straw!
You're such a flirt. You could even throw in some coco pops for extra texture as you suck the milkshake up.
Sparkler or cocktail umbrella in your front bum?
I'm going to have to go for the umbrella because my pubes are flammable."
Your pubes are sensationally hot! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"Hmmm. I'm dubious. How can we take you at your word? "
Well you could judge me on my flakey record, or you could just just bring your rods and make me pay?
I’d let you catapult smarties with my boner anytime! x |
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"Even us?
I fancy you two
LB long time, now we know spessh is in the house
Mr
How do Mr
I am special… well i got told that at school anyway
You know they weren't red kisses on your homework right
Only gold stars on my homework darling… oh and cig burns mostly
Now it's cock n cum hey LB
Mr
Ha ha ha ha. I’m a nun
You should know that by now "
If your a nun, i'm a born again virgin
Protesting innocence
Mr  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"If you reply below then I WILL fancy you, ok?
(I’m not fussy, so don’t go thinking you’re spesh )
Oh I'm far from special lol "
Lies! When are we shagging? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"You had me at not fussy, OP! 
Anyone with velcro pants goes to the top of my to do list! x
Zip up pants, no velcro pants tho! "
Zip the blue ones down and show me? |
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By *aizyWoman 29 weeks ago
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"You had me at not fussy, OP!
Anyone with velcro pants goes to the top of my to do list! x
Zip up pants, no velcro pants tho!
I don't know what's going on in here but you had me at zip up pants "
They are actually sexier than they sound!  Altho its the matching zip up bra I really like! |
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"You had me at not fussy, OP!
Anyone with velcro pants goes to the top of my to do list! x
Zip up pants, no velcro pants tho!
I don't know what's going on in here but you had me at zip up pants
They are actually sexier than they sound! Altho its the matching zip up bra I really like!"
Oooffttt |
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"You had me at not fussy, OP!
Anyone with velcro pants goes to the top of my to do list! x
Zip up pants, no velcro pants tho!
I don't know what's going on in here but you had me at zip up pants
They are actually sexier than they sound! Altho its the matching zip up bra I really like!"
Ooh hello |
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In the words of Charlie Brown "Good grief".
You have more tart about you than a packet of pop tarts.
You will need more than next Wednesday in the North West to fill a fab evening with.
You charmer you |
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"You had me at not fussy, OP!
Anyone with velcro pants goes to the top of my to do list! x
Zip up pants, no velcro pants tho!
I don't know what's going on in here but you had me at zip up pants
They are actually sexier than they sound! Altho its the matching zip up bra I really like!"
Are they sexy? I hadn't noticed. I haven’t been looking at all, not even a brief peep |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"In the words of Charlie Brown "Good grief".
You have more tart about you than a packet of pop tarts.
You will need more than next Wednesday in the North West to fill a fab evening with.
You charmer you "
Hello my gorgeous favourite potty mouthed friend!
Chance would be a fine thing!
FAF? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"can i just sneak in - always sit in the corner watching and eating popcorn "
Coventry seems to have all the beautiful ladies!
Is my invite to the summer sex bbq in the post? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"What on Earth happened to "The SOME ØLD fancy you thread"? I prefer the vintage threads."
This one is more inclusive and less flattering. Everyone gets a bum from me… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"Sneaking in before my bedtime.
What do I need to do
You just did it! You look great in the green outfit!
It looks better on the floor "
I’d love to see that! |
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"can i just sneak in - always sit in the corner watching and eating popcorn
Coventry seems to have all the beautiful ladies!
Is my invite to the summer sex bbq in the post? "
hahah i will message you the information over!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago
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"I don't feel special after all this
What can I do to make that better for you?
Make me feel like the only woman in the world "
So, its just you and me, naked on a dessert island, nobody else except for a few oompah loompahs (only male ones obvs) who are only there to make the food and serve drinks and clean up all the jizzy sheets after we’ve made sweet love all day and night in our palm tree house…. ….. and so on and such like xxxx |
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"I don't feel special after all this
What can I do to make that better for you?
Make me feel like the only woman in the world
So, its just you and me, naked on a dessert island, nobody else except for a few oompah loompahs (only male ones obvs) who are only there to make the food and serve drinks and clean up all the jizzy sheets after we’ve made sweet love all day and night in our palm tree house…. ….. and so on and such like xxxx"
I hope there's a lift into this jizzy tree house |
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