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Be brave… the controversial food opinions edition
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By *abio OP Man 44 weeks ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
So.. say something that you actually believe… but could get you cancelled or start a fight…
Okay… I’ll start
This is so getting my black person card revoked… if they could catch me!!! 
Chicken……. (And black people are holding the breath now!!)
I prefer Korean fried chicken to southern fried like a Popeyes
And I’ve officially gone into hiding….  |
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"So.. say something that you actually believe… but could get you cancelled or start a fight…
Okay… I’ll start
This is so getting my black person card revoked… if they could catch me!!!
Chicken……. (And black people are holding the breath now!!)
I prefer Korean fried chicken to southern fried like a Popeyes
And I’ve officially gone into hiding…. "
I can hear the police sirens… they’re coming for you |
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"Pineapple does belong on some pizza."
 You farkin' heathen.
(granted, i'm such a slut I'll still eat it, but I don't feel good about it you understand)
"Okay, here we go..
If it’s got roast potatoes and gravy on the plate, I’m putting Mint Sauce on it - I don’t care what meat it is.
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I can work with that. |
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By *ty31Man 44 weeks ago
NW London |
Cooking a roast dinner is a massive waste of time. Going out for a roast dinner isn't worth it either as there are so many better options.
Tea is not a nice drink and coffee is hugely overrated.
Revoke my English card please.... |
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"Okay, here we go..
If it’s got roast potatoes and gravy on the plate, I’m putting Mint Sauce on it - I don’t care what meat it is.
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Me too! I love mint sauce with roast potatoes and gravy.
I sometimes add some ketchup too.
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By *iasubTV/TS 44 weeks ago
Ilkeston |
"Cooking a roast dinner is a massive waste of time. Going out for a roast dinner isn't worth it either as there are so many better options.
Tea is not a nice drink and coffee is hugely overrated.
Revoke my English card please.... "
Couldn’t agree more |
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"Cooking a roast dinner is a massive waste of time. Going out for a roast dinner isn't worth it either as there are so many better options.
Tea is not a nice drink and coffee is hugely overrated.
Revoke my English card please.... "
I agree about the roast dinner.
Can't agree about coffee though  |
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I can't stand spaghetti Bolognese or lasagne 
Of all the elements of a roast dinner I'm only excited about roasties, Yorkshire pud and gravy.
This one will send me to satan himself, chicken and mushroom pot noodles are rank, until you add a good splash of salad cream 
Fish and chips (off the chippy) are overrated |
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"Okay, here we go..
If it’s got roast potatoes and gravy on the plate, I’m putting Mint Sauce on it - I don’t care what meat it is.
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I’m the same. Any food that has gravy also has mint sauce. In fact, I put the mint sauce in the gravy lol. |
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"So.. say something that you actually believe… but could get you cancelled or start a fight…
Okay… I’ll start
This is so getting my black person card revoked… if they could catch me!!!
Chicken……. (And black people are holding the breath now!!)
I prefer Korean fried chicken to southern fried like a Popeyes
And I’ve officially gone into hiding…. "
they will easily catch you they just have to follow the just eat delivery guy on the moped to your new hiding place |
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By *irthandgirthMan 44 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Cooking a roast dinner is a massive waste of time. Going out for a roast dinner isn't worth it either as there are so many better options.
Tea is not a nice drink and coffee is hugely overrated.
Revoke my English card please.... "
Coffee is just ground up nut sludge.
Oat milk is just watery porridge. Adding it to porridge just makes the porridge more porridgey. |
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By *irthandgirthMan 44 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Cooking a roast dinner is a massive waste of time. Going out for a roast dinner isn't worth it either as there are so many better options.
Tea is not a nice drink and coffee is hugely overrated.
Revoke my English card please.... "
I recently discovered the revelation of the Yorkshire pudding burrito. Add an ungodly amount if horseradish and its culinary heaven. |
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By *irthandgirthMan 44 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Okay, here we go..
If it’s got roast potatoes and gravy on the plate, I’m putting Mint Sauce on it - I don’t care what meat it is.
I’m the same. Any food that has gravy also has mint sauce. In fact, I put the mint sauce in the gravy lol."
I stir in port and mustard in my gravy. Lovely. |
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"So.. say something that you actually believe… but could get you cancelled or start a fight…
Okay… I’ll start
This is so getting my black person card revoked… if they could catch me!!!
Chicken……. (And black people are holding the breath now!!)
I prefer Korean fried chicken to southern fried like a Popeyes
And I’ve officially gone into hiding…. "
“To the untrained palette, Marmite and Bovril taste the same.” 
Oh, and Bovril is way better than Marmite!  |
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White chocolate is the best.
Any mild form of cheese shouldn't even exist- what is its purpose?
Sprouts are the best vegetable.
Margarine should be banned.
Plant based meat is gross and pointless.
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By *929Man 44 weeks ago
newcastle |
Italian food is the utter dregs of restaurant/takeaway food their pizzas are absolutely wank compared to the topping heavy Americanised versions we used too and pasta is something you eat when trying to be healthy not treat restaurant/takeaway food |
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"White chocolate is the best.
Any mild form of cheese shouldn't even exist- what is its purpose?
Sprouts are the best vegetable.
Margarine should be banned.
Plant based meat is gross and pointless.
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White chocolate is vile.
Cheese is also not nice but I’ll eat it on a pizza as long as there’s not too much. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Italian food is the utter dregs of restaurant/takeaway food their pizzas are absolutely wank compared to the topping heavy Americanised versions we used too and pasta is something you eat when trying to be healthy not treat restaurant/takeaway food "
I feel like you just put a knife right through my heart  |
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"So.. say something that you actually believe… but could get you cancelled or start a fight…
Okay… I’ll start
This is so getting my black person card revoked… if they could catch me!!!
Chicken……. (And black people are holding the breath now!!)
I prefer Korean fried chicken to southern fried like a Popeyes
And I’ve officially gone into hiding….
“To the untrained palette, Marmite and Bovril taste the same.”
Oh, and Bovril is way better than Marmite! "
Especially a hot bovril drink |
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The devil’s insides are messed up. When she is having a particularly bad day, she has two kinds of plops. One is olives. The other is Brussel sprouts.
She gets intolerable, mind bending indigestion as they work through her evil intestinal tract, gathering disgusting plop particle taste as they go. Then she fires them out like wombat plops and we put them in supermarkets for gullible to eat.
Just stop it people. |
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Sorry, you can't hear yourself think over the sound of me vomming on your salad creme."
Deviancy at it's finest i'll have you know.
Only a bonnet de douche roderney level con-oi-sir de bouche can appreciate the sophistication of that puppy |
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"Okay, here we go..
If it’s got roast potatoes and gravy on the plate, I’m putting Mint Sauce on it - I don’t care what meat it is.
Yes. This. Any excuse to eat mint sauce."
And Yorkshire puddings just don't go with roast beef, any roast dinner.... Oh and cranberry sauce with the mint sauce too |
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Garlic is fucking disgusting.
Brioche is completely unsuitable for burgers.
Chips should be a legally protected category. Proper chip-shop chips only. Anyone claiming to serve “chips” and providing only oven chips or fucking French fries needs to be imprisoned and their assets seized.
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Celery is grown in the devil's arsehole. It's the most disgusting food on the planet, followed closely by Liver and black pudding."
This
Tea is seriously rank. I can't even stand the smell, coffee isn't much better!
Coke, pepsi, in the bin; disgusting |
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"No one over the age of 12 should be putting ketchup on a hotdog…
Onions, mustard, bolognaise, sauerkraut all perfectly fine….heck.. even bacon bits if you want!!! "
Just onions and ketchup for me |
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"Scrambled is the best way to make eggs
Definitely, in a pan with copious amounts of butter not in microwave"
I am going for poached with beautiful bacon or ham, on a bed of buttered muffin and slathered in Bernaisse sauce - keep your scrambled and I will head towards dia beats in absolute bliss |
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"No one over the age of 12 should be putting ketchup on a hotdog…
Onions, mustard, bolognaise, sauerkraut all perfectly fine….heck.. even bacon bits if you want!!! "
You mean proper English mustard I assume?
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By *lynJMan 43 weeks ago
Morden |
"Everyone should eat more game eg venison,rabbit,pheasant and the likes and until you have tried it properly prepared you can't object "
But then there will be less for us.
(My Christmas lunch last year was loin of venison - so good!) |
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"I don't get the hype about miller and carter. Mediocre steak cooked shit with a random wedge of charred iceberg 
Evie"
I agree wholeheartedly with this!
Woebetide if you're intolerant to iceberg (as I am), then it's just a mediocre steak... |
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"Peas should only be eaten with ketchup.
Depends. If they’re on a roast dinner then I have them with gravy. If they’re on a mixed grill then I mix ketchup in with them lol"
I may even have been known to add ketchup to the peas on a roast! |
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"Peas should only be eaten with ketchup."
This reminds me of a rhyme my mum was always quoting when I was a kid.
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'I eat my peas with honey
I've done it all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny
But it sticks them to the knife' |
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"What’s the furore about Truffles and Truffle oil on food items? Gives me the boke!
Gives you the what ?? 
Scots/Irish - to gag, retch etc.. "
Ah , thank you.. not a word I've heard before lol I was thinking it was similar to "ick" |
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By *abio OP Man 43 weeks ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"What's Popeyes?"
1) how dare you!!!!
2) how very dare you!!!
Even though I love a good Korean fried chicken… Popeyes is the best of the rest!
If you are in Durham the nearest one is in metro centre I think
Imagine KFC…. Make that chicken edible… then times it by 100.. and that’s about where Popeyes is!! There chicken sandwich is still a thing of beauty! |
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"What's Popeyes?
1) how dare you!!!!
2) how very dare you!!!
Even though I love a good Korean fried chicken… Popeyes is the best of the rest!
If you are in Durham the nearest one is in metro centre I think
Imagine KFC…. Make that chicken edible… then times it by 100.. and that’s about where Popeyes is!! There chicken sandwich is still a thing of beauty! "
We have one in Leicester. I walked past the day it opened and the queue was huge. That may have something to do with them handing out freebies though.
I’ve never been in there |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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"Bacon is mediocre at best."
Oooh that's a good one. I agree, nothing says appetising like chewing on a bit of fat in a bacon cob and pulling the whole damn thing out  |
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"Bacon is mediocre at best.
Oooh that's a good one. I agree, nothing says appetising like chewing on a bit of fat in a bacon cob and pulling the whole damn thing out "
I never liked bacon when I was younger at all. These days I can take it or leave it but if I must have it then I cut all the fat off and can’t eat it if it’s cooked crispy |
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It is only a chip if it has been deep-fried in lard or beef dripping. Frying it in anything else (like vegetable or sunflower oil) is heathen. Those fucking awful frozen things you're supposed to stick in the oven are not fit to be called "chips" and don't get me started on those microwaved cardboard-tasting pieces of shit...the container they come in would probably taste better.
Oh, and you only put salt and vinegar on chips. The culinary philistines putting mayonnaise on their "chips" are clearly using it to drown out the taste of the inferior shite they're eating. |
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