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Time for a thread about simple things that just piss you off. I'll start
A entrance with double doors and one of them is locked  |
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By *oo..Woman 44 weeks ago
Boo's World |
Hello Sprout  ha ha |
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People who forget to let you know about things  |
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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago
London |
The main front door to my building. It’s so darn heavy (it’s one of those automatic closing doors so it locks properly by itself) and I have to lean up against it to get in, which is a hassle when carrying things. It’s pissing me right off! |
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By *stellaWoman 44 weeks ago
London |
"People who forget to let you know about things "
I forgot to tell you I love you, Nora.  |
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People who don’t use indicators on their cars |
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"People who forget to let you know about things
I forgot to tell you I love you, Nora. "
Awwww Estella. You’re ace |
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People at petrol stations who take forever to put their seat belt back on, make sure their rear view mirror is still in the correct position, their seat is still in the correct position and they're sitting comfortably, before they can drive off so you can fill up. |
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"Hello Sprout ha ha "
Morning dreamy |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"People at petrol stations who take forever to put their seat belt back on, make sure their rear view mirror is still in the correct position, their seat is still in the correct position and they're sitting comfortably, before they can drive off so you can fill up."
Oh but I like to reset my trip counter before I pull away, but I have to wait for it to stop displaying the oil level check message etc before it'll allow me to do it. Then I can pull off....that couple of metres counts you know. |
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By *rpeggioCouple 44 weeks ago
Baughurst |
People who ask for swinging advice outside the Support & Advice forum.
People who give advice to others in threads that are not asking for advice.
People so entitled (lazy) that jump in on someone's Fab thread asking for advice to ask others to give them advice on their profile, rather than opening their own thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"People who don’t use indicators on their cars "
That's a little thing that I have to fight with my other side, not to run them off the road when they fail to indicate. If I went to jail over anything it would be that. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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People who read every word from a screen out loud (I'm on zoom training where the guy reads EVERY comment out loud) make me want to SCREAM |
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People who hog the middle lane and drive to close ! |
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"People at petrol stations who take forever to put their seat belt back on, make sure their rear view mirror is still in the correct position, their seat is still in the correct position and they're sitting comfortably, before they can drive off so you can fill up.
Oh but I like to reset my trip counter before I pull away, but I have to wait for it to stop displaying the oil level check message etc before it'll allow me to do it. Then I can pull off....that couple of metres counts you know."
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You’re in a queue for a bit and you’re almost next and someone just walks right up and jumps in front of you, like what just happened, am I invisible to you, that does piss me off xx |
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I never did mind the little things…
Apart from bad drivers. They’re meh |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Dropping a spoon on the floor that you just got out the drawer |
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People at the checkout who disappear when half of their shopping is scanned to get another item and hold everyone up |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Dropping a spoon on the floor that you just got out the drawer"
Yeah but 5 second rule. Right? |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Dropping a spoon on the floor that you just got out the drawer
Yeah but 5 second rule. Right? "
Absolutely not, the cutlery will be in use longer than the food that was dropped which allows the germs to properly spread... Right?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"People who don’t use indicators on their cars "
Or do but go wrong way |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Dpd drivers thinking my wall is a toilet |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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A fab guy with food in his mouth, dribbling it down himself and his white shirt covered I mean come on guys.  |
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People who leave dirty dishes on the countertop above the dishwasher. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Not pisses me off, but it frustrates me when I'm riding my moped and people pull out in front of me... or anyone really without looking. Mobile hazard on wheels are the words that come to mind. |
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By *ty31Man 44 weeks ago
NW London |
People who miss the speed limit changes and drive too slowly (20mph in a 30mph, 35 in a 60 etc) |
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People saying "who?" when you mention someone famous in order to appear cool and uninterested.
Google them for goodness sake if you really don't know but you will have had to be in solitary confinement for twenty years without access to any media to genuinely not know. |
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"Dropping a spoon on the floor that you just got out the drawer"
People using the word draw instead of drawer really gets me as well as dropping the spoon. |
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"Time for a thread about simple things that just piss you off. I'll start
A entrance with double doors and one of them is locked "
auditors |
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"Time for a thread about simple things that just piss you off. I'll start
A entrance with double doors and one of them is locked
auditors "
Oooo what sort of auditors? The ones with a drone? |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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People driving and texting.. |
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By *rpeggioCouple 44 weeks ago
Baughurst |
"People who don’t use indicators on their cars
That's a little thing that I have to fight with my other side, not to run them off the road when they fail to indicate. If I went to jail over anything it would be that. "
Recently I had to drive without the left front indicator for a couple months (not just an easy bulb replace). It was mortifying to see the annoyed faces of people, because I also feel like that when people do it to me. |
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By *ornycougaWoman 44 weeks ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
Listening to shit on their phones in public places without headphones
Stopping dead at the foot of escalators/doors
People in cars opening their doors without looking for cyclists
I coukd go on... |
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People who aimlessly walk along a street blocking an entire pavement almost deliberately getting in the way to stop you passing by, turning last minute as if by telepathy knowing that was your chosen root past, to only block you again as you divert. I know it's not intended but fuck my life it annoys me, just get some awareness of your surroundings people. There are many variants of this too, so people in supermarkets, middle lane drivers, etc. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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I'm partially sighted and drivers who don't indicate properly/at all definitely cause a lot of problems for me. Also deathly silent electric cars. And bicycles being ridden where they're not supposed to be ridden. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Women on here who demand a face pic when there are no pics at all on their profile  |
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People who don’t respect queueing make my blood boil. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"People who don’t respect queueing make my blood boil. "
THIS!!!!!
I was coming to say this. I had to say something to someone just last week about it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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People who spend ages in a supermarket in front of the fridge, standing right in front of the thing you need |
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By *ean counterMan 44 weeks ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
People who get to the barriers at the railway station and then try to find their ticket with a large queue of frustrated commuters waiting behind them ! |
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By *LiamMan 44 weeks ago
Midlands |
People who park at the front of the supermarket instead of in the car park spaces |
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I'm 51 - pretty much everything pisses me off. |
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At the moment it's my family not being capable of putting their shoes away neatly.
Don't even get me started on other drivers.
Also the guy who's doing work on next doors that parks in a huge parking space wonky and messes up the grass every single day, like the space is fucking huge! I swear he's doing it on purpose to annoy me.
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People with verbal diarrhoea who won't be quiet... even worse when I have a headache... |
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By *ltrMan 44 weeks ago
sheffield |
My dog ,1am this morning barking at the wind  |
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When people data voice call me on whatsapp instead of using the normal phone call |
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People in airport security cue get to the conveyer then decide to remove jewellery coats and bag liquid |
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Washing the dishes, got to do it but man does it fuck me off.  |
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By *ndycoinsMan 44 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"People who don’t use indicators on their cars "
Those are the cheap cars they don't fit indicators on to keep costs down. |
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By *j1104Man 44 weeks ago
Rochdale |
Small talk about non sense |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
west midlands |
"People who aimlessly walk along a street blocking an entire pavement almost deliberately getting in the way to stop you passing by, turning last minute as if by telepathy knowing that was your chosen root past, to only block you again as you divert. I know it's not intended but fuck my life it annoys me, just get some awareness of your surroundings people. There are many variants of this too, so people in supermarkets, middle lane drivers, etc. "
You've saved me having to say this! |
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The fact that petrol stations are now super markets, yes Dorris I know you need your full week shopping but I’m only here to throw £30 in.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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People not saying please or thank you. |
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People that are judgemental and start a fight for no reason and lies I hate lies |
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Putting the dirty dishes above the dishwasher.
People getting in your way saying sorry then doing a stupid little dance.
People pulling trollies instead of pushing them.
People saying ' I didn't see you' whilst staring in your eyes.
Thats just a few x |
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Me.....when I go to do something, but then totally forget what the hell it was I wanted to do  |
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Also the fact no one has manners these days aswell |
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Meetings that could have been an email ... |
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Deliveries when they don’t even knock on your door and say that they have been when you’ve been waiting all day |
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Anyone who makes a noise whilst eating. |
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People with no manners |
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Getting to know someone when they don’t give you full answers just one word answers |
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“Little things” lol.
He has a name.
Maybe |
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"People saying "who?" when you mention someone famous in order to appear cool and uninterested.
Google them for goodness sake if you really don't know but you will have had to be in solitary confinement for twenty years without access to any media to genuinely not know. "
To be fair “famous” is quite a relative term - there are a lot of YouTubers etc that all the kids think are universally known that I have never even heard of. That goes the other way in that people I think are world known have never appeared on the radar of people under 30. |
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People parking in kids and disabled bays when clearly not |
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By *ee VianteWoman 44 weeks ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
My shower. It's impossible to set and is either too hot or too cold.
Men who are incredibly eager and then suddenly vanish (usually when I propose a specific day to meet. I guess the fantasy gets too real at that point).
Cat fur. It sticks to everything but the blasted cats.
My vacuum cleaner. It's too noisy.
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People who judge you for not using proper punctuation.
I left school without finishing all my exams (including English) but I had a job I was in full time work at the age of 15. Some people have educational struggles so can we stop judging |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 44 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
People who enter '.. the above profile' threads and ignore everyone whom they don't want to meet.
Folk who block disabled access, or think parking in those spaces for 5 minutes is ok. |
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The protective seal on top of sauce bottles that peels off but leaves the plastic film.
So you grab it off your missus and use your finger to break it which squirts sauce over the table and the missus mush, she wasn't happy, you're going to clear the dinner table she said no problem I said, i was shocked that I didn't make it, she wasn't happy.  |
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By *QW17Man 44 weeks ago
CAMBRIDGE |
LOL, Grafton Centre Cambridge prime example
The times I have walked towards the "auto" doors to find the one your heading for doesn't open the other does but in the opposite direction lol
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By *rispyDuckMan 44 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Idiots that indicate last moment before they turn & idiots that don’t indicate  |
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By *QW17Man 44 weeks ago
CAMBRIDGE |
My main pet hate on these sites is the bloody time wasters! They advertise "looking for now meets, looks age no problem" You message and they say No thanks too old! Or looking for younger fit twink types. Really? Then state it in your bloody profile! Also false pics! OMG! I hate this, had a guy stated he was athleitic! No pics, and when he turned up he was , how shall I put this, lets say xxxl. Really? Lets be honest guys, please, saves so much time etc. |
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When people try to squeeze past you in shops, rather than just saying "excuse me"... |
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When you are behind someone using a cash machine and they take out their card and put another one in....and another! Lol x |
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"People who aimlessly walk along a street blocking an entire pavement almost deliberately getting in the way to stop you passing by, turning last minute as if by telepathy knowing that was your chosen root past, to only block you again as you divert. I know it's not intended but fuck my life it annoys me, just get some awareness of your surroundings people. There are many variants of this too, so people in supermarkets, middle lane drivers, etc. "
Agree and those who stop to chat to others blocking pavements or shelves in the supermarket aisle.
People on their phones in shops whilst being served, put it down for 2 bloody mins. |
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People who talk absolute bollocks whilst waving their arms about.
I believe it's called testiculating. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Trying to open the box of washing pods  |
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You name it….it probably pisses me off
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Surprise pickles. If there’s going to be a pickle on my plate when you bring it out, it needs to be listed on the menu accordingly |
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By *aizyWoman 44 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Trying to open the box of washing pods "
That has given me flashbacks to Saturday, bloody infuriating! |
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"Time for a thread about simple things that just piss you off. I'll start
A entrance with double doors and one of them is locked "
This is actually a big thing for many disabled people! Often mobility aids won't fit through just one side, we need both sides open. But when there's no way to attract attention, we just sit there and look pissed off until we can send for help |
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When you sit down and BOOM!! Your thighs are 9000x bigger. |
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The only thing that can piss you off is yourself. |
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By *aseylee324Couple 44 weeks ago
Valley of Squinting Windows |
People who finish the toilet roll and don't replace it
There's a special place in hell for them |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"People who judge you for not using proper punctuation.
I left school without finishing all my exams (including English) but I had a job I was in full time work at the age of 15. Some people have educational struggles so can we stop judging "
You forgot the full stop. |
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I piss myself off when I can't do my necklace clasp. It's really minor but it blinking frustrates me. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Mixing parsnips in with roast spuds. Kill the chef I say |
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People who leave their table in a pub looking like a bombsite when they finish their meals and drinks and just arrogantly walk off.
Just stack your plates FFS, imagine what their houses must be like |
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By *ornyguyMan 44 weeks ago
Hillsborough, NI |
"People who don’t use indicators on their cars
Those are the cheap cars they don't fit indicators on to keep costs down. "
In my experience, it's usually the more expensive cars that have this issue. |
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By *rRiosMan 44 weeks ago
dublin |
Stuff and things and slow walkers… |
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People who give you funny looks or stare at you. Mind ya business! |
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So non indicators really annoy people! It annoys me too |
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My finger perforating the loo roll after a nice wet shit....
Mr |
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Ads that say looking for male but males are blocked. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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High fives .. no I don't want to slap your hand |
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"High fives .. no I don't want to slap your hand "
Especially not the fella 3 posts up |
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By *bi HaiveMan 44 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
Shopping trolleys with one wonky wheel. |
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"High fives .. no I don't want to slap your hand
Especially not the fella 3 posts up "
It would be a shitty treat Mr Sprout
Mr |
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People with a shit ton of groceries who refuse to let you get in front with your two items. By the time you unload all your shit I'd be finished and in the parking lot. Hate them w a vengeance |
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People who like to watch Netflix, while walking downstairs and get in the way of everybody else.
In a word, they are twats |
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By *ndycoinsMan 44 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
'entitled attitude' whingers,the world won't change and bend over backwards to adapt to my every need,its so selfish(irony/hypocrisy not noticed).oh boo hoo....
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People who fill the sink up put the dishes in then don’t bother washing them |
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So many things. So, so many.
People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts.
People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts.
People who park like cunts. Cunts.
Anyone who drives a Range Rover.
People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts.
People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts.
People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts.
People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts.
People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts.
Children. Cunts.
People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts.
People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts.
People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts.
Most celebrities. Cunts.
People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts.
People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts.
People who scream laugh. Cunts.
People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts.
Youths. Cunts.
Criminals. Cunts.
Fab trolls. Cunts.
Cunts. Cunts.
And I feel like there’s one more……
Anyone who’s mean to me.
Cunts.
Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt. |
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Adverts on the tele.
The ring pulls on some tins of food
The last bit of toothpaste in the tube as never comes out fully. |
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^^ He thinks they’re all cunts |
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Anyone else read the Cunt List and think 'that's me, also me....yip...me again' |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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People that do not pick up after their dog has made a mess. Seems to happen more in the winter months as its dark in the mornings and early evenings, so they think they wont be seen. |
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By *ndycoinsMan 44 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"People that do not pick up after their dog has made a mess. Seems to happen more in the winter months as its dark in the mornings and early evenings, so they think they wont be seen. "
People who don't pick up in the countryside because "it's ok,it's the countryside,it's a field(it's a dog toilet just for my benefit)and then spread Neospora/Neospirosis to all the livestock.Fatal in every case.If the malformities were amongst human babies they might act differently,but then again,selfishness ignorance.... |
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By *ndycoinsMan 44 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"So many things. So, so many.
People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts.
People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts.
People who park like cunts. Cunts.
Anyone who drives a Range Rover.
People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts.
People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts.
People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts.
People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts.
People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts.
Children. Cunts.
People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts.
People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts.
People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts.
Most celebrities. Cunts.
People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts.
People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts.
People who scream laugh. Cunts.
People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts.
Youths. Cunts.
Criminals. Cunts.
Fab trolls. Cunts.
Cunts. Cunts.
And I feel like there’s one more……
Anyone who’s mean to me.
Cunts.
Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt. "
 and people who try and make you drive in a gear you haven't got.Thrashing it in 4th,straining it in 5th,what do you want 4 1/2?.Speed up or pull over.Cunt. |
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"Anyone else read the Cunt List and think 'that's me, also me....yip...me again' "
Yip aww well embrace it time |
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People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit."
It's a limit, not a target. |
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In no particular order
Cyclists on the pavement and bloody electric scooters
People who try to get served at the bar when they know there's others ahead of and bar staff who don't pay attention to who's waiting
People at gigs trying to film the whole concert and people who don't turn their flash off even though it will make no difference to the photo
People who don't use bookmarks |
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Oh and people who sniff and don't use a hanky |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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There are no little things because they are all on a very big list. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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People in the middle lane.
Do instructors not teach to keep to the left anymore? Really? |
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"People in the middle lane.
Do instructors not teach to keep to the left anymore? Really? "
they do teach them but you can't see beyond a lorry so they sit in middle lane for greater vision |
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Car drivers that think i can stop my waggon in same distance as a car . |
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"Time for a thread about simple things that just piss you off. I'll start
A entrance with double doors and one of them is locked "
Do you mean two doors one after the other so you can’t gain access or two doors side by side So you potentially smash your face in because you’ve assumed it’s unlocked? |
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"Me.....when I go to do something, but then totally forget what the hell it was I wanted to do "
Wait till your my age |
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"People with a shit ton of groceries who refuse to let you get in front with your two items. By the time you unload all your shit I'd be finished and in the parking lot. Hate them w a vengeance "
People who say parking lot instead of car park |
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"People who fill the sink up put the dishes in then don’t bother washing them "
This yes Arrrrrgh |
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"So many things. So, so many.
People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts.
People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts.
People who park like cunts. Cunts.
Anyone who drives a Range Rover.
People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts.
People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts.
People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts.
People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts.
People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts.
Children. Cunts.
People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts.
People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts.
People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts.
Most celebrities. Cunts.
People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts.
People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts.
People who scream laugh. Cunts.
People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts.
Youths. Cunts.
Criminals. Cunts.
Fab trolls. Cunts.
Cunts. Cunts.
And I feel like there’s one more……
Anyone who’s mean to me.
Cunts.
Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt. "
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By *lan157Man 44 weeks ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
When the Tesco " bag for life " made of Hessian I use causes the automated check out to stop so as to call an attendant.It's to heavy when empty...I need to get out more . |
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The senseless people when shopping thinking it's fine to block the aisle up just to stand and talk about absolute bollocks!
Also the little wanker drivers that think it's big and clever to have the car misfire 17 times when they only go 50 feet down the road!
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People who don't refill the ice cube tray in the freezer
People who send long WhatsApp voice notes. Bonus if they are including addresses, phone numbers or Bank account details. Come on! |
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People who have not listed to Alice Coopers it's the little things song |
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"Deliveries when they don’t even knock on your door and say that they have been when you’ve been waiting all day "
Yes, esp when they then send the product back to sender. By this time it's no longer a sale item and then costs £60 more |
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"People in the middle lane.
Do instructors not teach to keep to the left anymore? Really? they do teach them but you can't see beyond a lorry so they sit in middle lane for greater vision "
I sit in the middle lane on the R6, it gives me two escape lanes if things go wrong ahead. |
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By *ndycoinsMan 44 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
People who just wont leave it alone.yawn fucking yawn. |
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Lorries driving up your arse on a smart motorway- it says 40 arsehole - seem to forget they require a stopping distance.
People talking loud at unsociable hours and forgetting others may have work in the morning. |
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Current standard of driving, especially from the idiot brigade.
People who go shopping, but stop dead when they get just over the threshold of the shop doors. Usually asking the question, where should we go next.
People who get caught doing illegal things (shoplifting, etc.), then have a go because they got caught.
Not being able to own a firearm, having to jump through hoops just to get an air rifle FAC.
People at an airport gate having a go at the check in staff, as they were too stupid to measure their case. Now they are holding everyone else up, by arguing with the gate staff.
People who think it is funny, to try to belittle others just to get a laugh. |
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Going to use a stapler only to find it's empty, also going to use a pencil only to find it's blunt. |
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People who make sly digs at others. Especially regarding things that are of little concern to them. |
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By *ndycoinsMan 44 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"Current standard of driving, especially from the idiot brigade.
People who go shopping, but stop dead when they get just over the threshold of the shop doors. Usually asking the question, where should we go next.
People who get caught doing illegal things (shoplifting, etc.), then have a go because they got caught.
Not being able to own a firearm, having to jump through hoops just to get an air rifle FAC.
People at an airport gate having a go at the check in staff, as they were too stupid to measure their case. Now they are holding everyone else up, by arguing with the gate staff.
People who think it is funny, to try to belittle others just to get a laugh."
Join BASC they will help you with any FAC problems,free of charge. |
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By *ascaIMan 44 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
People that can’t be arsed flushing the toilet at the gym. Scruffs. |
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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago
Peterborough |
People who waste spaces at the petrol pumps, because they cant drive in between cars and use reverse gears and use that empty space. |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Men on here who don't read on fab. I'm straight. I don't want to fuck you. You don't need to wink at me, friend request me or send me a 3 word message. Your just wasting your time and giving guys a bad name |
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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago
Peterborough |
SUV drivers that have to drive on the white lines and only only pull over to avoid a head on collision...seriously??? |
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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Men on here who don't read on fab. I'm straight. I don't want to fuck you. You don't need to wink at me, friend request me or send me a 3 word message. Your just wasting your time and giving guys a bad name"
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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"So many things. So, so many.
People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts.
People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts.
People who park like cunts. Cunts.
Anyone who drives a Range Rover.
People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts.
People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts.
People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts.
People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts.
People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts.
Children. Cunts.
People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts.
People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts.
People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts.
Most celebrities. Cunts.
People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts.
People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts.
People who scream laugh. Cunts.
People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts.
Youths. Cunts.
Criminals. Cunts.
Fab trolls. Cunts.
Cunts. Cunts.
And I feel like there’s one more……
Anyone who’s mean to me.
Cunts.
Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt.
So, we’ve covered the small stuff, what really annoys you then?"
Did he mention SUVs, I did! We could be friends, like Stadtler and Waldorf |
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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Tik Tok and screen wasting vertical portrait positioned video. My eyes are left and right, not top and bottom. |
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By *ndycoinsMan 44 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
"So many things. So, so many.
People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts.
People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts.
People who park like cunts. Cunts.
Anyone who drives a Range Rover.
People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts.
People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts.
People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts.
People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts.
People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts.
Children. Cunts.
People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts.
People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts.
People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts.
Most celebrities. Cunts.
People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts.
People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts.
People who scream laugh. Cunts.
People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts.
Youths. Cunts.
Criminals. Cunts.
Fab trolls. Cunts.
Cunts. Cunts.
And I feel like there’s one more……
Anyone who’s mean to me.
Cunts.
Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt.
So, we’ve covered the small stuff, what really annoys you then?
Did he mention SUVs, I did! We could be friends, like Stadtler and Waldorf"
"That wasn't half bad"
"You're right,it was all bad" |
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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"This show is terrible, awful and disgusting"
"See you next week" |
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By *ndycoinsMan 44 weeks ago
Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton, |
""This show is terrible, awful and disgusting"
"See you next week""
Me and a mate used to work under the names Waldorf and Staedtler.Business cards:- free quotes free cynicism.Theatre balconies a speciality. |
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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago
Peterborough |
""This show is terrible, awful and disgusting"
"See you next week"
Me and a mate used to work under the names Waldorf and Staedtler.Business cards:- free quotes free cynicism.Theatre balconies a speciality."
Niiice, how were you rated on Trustpilot? |
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By *reya73Woman 44 weeks ago
Whitley Bay |
Tik tok
Dog clothes
Perilous music in nature programmes/any documentaries
Strip lights
People who don't indicate
Hogging middle lane drivers
Smoking
Adeles voice
Jobsworths
Telly
Royalty
Plastic
Stickers on.. Everything
Christmas
Rubbish quality underwear
Smalltalk.. Unless I started it
Throw away culture
Moaning
Oh God, I could go on. How terrible of me |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Bad manners (not the English two-tone & ska band led by frontman Buster Bloodvessel) but discourteous & impolite peeps in general. |
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Guys with small dicks and use camera angles to make them look bigger and ones who just flat out lie |
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By *ezoMan 44 weeks ago
The Kingdom |
"People who park at the front of the supermarket instead of in the car park spaces"
Yes, this annoys me too and see far too often. |
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"Tik tok
Dog clothes
Perilous music in nature programmes/any documentaries
Strip lights
People who don't indicate
Hogging middle lane drivers
Smoking
Adeles voice
Jobsworths
Telly
Royalty
Plastic
Stickers on.. Everything
Christmas
Rubbish quality underwear
Smalltalk.. Unless I started it
Throw away culture
Moaning
Oh God, I could go on. How terrible of me "
Animals wearing clothes and sunglasses, people sending photos of animals wearing clothes, evil!
I want yo be your friend
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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"Tik tok
Dog clothes
Perilous music in nature programmes/any documentaries
Strip lights
People who don't indicate
Hogging middle lane drivers
Smoking
Adeles voice
Jobsworths
Telly
Royalty
Plastic
Stickers on.. Everything
Christmas
Rubbish quality underwear
Smalltalk.. Unless I started it
Throw away culture
Moaning
Oh God, I could go on. How terrible of me "
Haha. Are you okay? |
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"So many things. So, so many.
People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts.
People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts.
People who park like cunts. Cunts.
Anyone who drives a Range Rover.
People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts.
People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts.
People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts.
People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts.
People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts.
Children. Cunts.
People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts.
People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts.
People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts.
Most celebrities. Cunts.
People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts.
People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts.
People who scream laugh. Cunts.
People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts.
Youths. Cunts.
Criminals. Cunts.
Fab trolls. Cunts.
Cunts. Cunts.
And I feel like there’s one more……
Anyone who’s mean to me.
Cunts.
Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt. "
I think we deserve to be told why you have not called 'Anyone who drives a Range Rover' a cunt. Why have they not been suitably annotated?
Surely they are paramount pudenda?
Why have you let them off lightly? |
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"So many things. So, so many.
People who don’t indicate, specifically when you’re waiting at a roundabout and they peel off left. Cunts.
People who decide the best, indeed the only place to check their receipt is the doorway to the shop I’m trying to leave. Cunts.
People who park like cunts. Cunts.
Anyone who drives a Range Rover.
People who allow their children to use Costa like a playground, running around and screaming. Cunts.
People who find it necessary to browse the supermarkets shelf while their trolley is abandoned, stretched across the whole aisle. Cunts.
People who hold meetings across the whole aisle/path so no cunt can get past. Cunts.
People who drive at any speed less than the speed limit. Specifically the cunt I had to follow for 40 minutes who did 35 in a 60. Cunts.
People who walk through door, don’t look to see if anyone is following behind them and let the door close in your face. Cunts.
Children. Cunts.
People who FaceTime or watch videos on their phone at full volume. Cunts.
People who walk along playing on their phones and not looking where they’re going. Cunts.
People who allow a massive gap to open up in the traffic queue and just roll along at 1mph. Cunts.
Most celebrities. Cunts.
People who smoke in doorways because they’re too selfish and lazy to move out of the way. Cunts.
People who think they’re the only and most important people in the world and that the feelings of everyone else don’t matter. Cunts.
People who scream laugh. Cunts.
People who snort instead of blowing their nose. Cunts.
Youths. Cunts.
Criminals. Cunts.
Fab trolls. Cunts.
Cunts. Cunts.
And I feel like there’s one more……
Anyone who’s mean to me.
Cunts.
Oh - and the smart arse who posts after this to say “People who write big lists of things they don’t like”. Cunt.
I think we deserve to be told why you have not called 'Anyone who drives a Range Rover' a cunt. Why have they not been suitably annotated?
Surely they are paramount pudenda?
Why have you let them off lightly?"
I’d forgotten about this little (massive) rant!
Oh I don’t know. Maybe I thought there’s bound to be Range Rover drivers on fab and I couldn’t face the inevitable whining.
There are several I forgot:
People who don’t put up the little divider on supermarket conveyer belts. Cunts.
Reality tv shows. Cunts.
People who stand next to you at the urinal and spray you with their piss. Cunts of the absolute highest order.
Politicians. Such utter cunts there is no grading high enough to do them justice.
This is cathartic!! |
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I think we deserve to be told why you have not called 'Anyone who drives a Range Rover' a cunt. Why have they not been suitably annotated?
Surely they are paramount pudenda?
Why have you let them off lightly?"
Ps thank you for introducing me to the word ‘pudenda’. I like it! I want to use it more in conversation. |
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A single blocked nostril. |
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Ps thank you for introducing me to the word ‘pudenda’. I like it! I want to use it more in conversation."
I always knew that going to a school with Latin on the syllabus would stand me in good stead.
It's not just vulva that one needs to know about! |
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By (user no longer on site) 44 weeks ago
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Slow walkers |
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"People who don’t use indicators on their cars "
If they're on a roundabout, i start to pull out on them to shit them up and make them brake a little, pointing at their indicator as i call them a bell end....  |
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By *orny PTMan 44 weeks ago
Peterborough |
The miniscule amount of messages, winks and likes that I get here, feel free to change that |
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"People who don’t use indicators on their cars
If they're on a roundabout, i start to pull out on them to shit them up and make them brake a little, pointing at their indicator as i call them a bell end.... "
Hardly surprising. The gullible British public have nearly all been sold cars with Steering column controls designed for the European market.
Perhaps BMW drivers in Europe use their indicators as easily as I can use the ones on my imported Japanese vehicles.Ironically, with the same hand normally used for hand signals in the old days when the windows were usually open, Oh, and the same hand as used for giving V signs. |
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Yes when micro power shrivels things to beyond comprehension |
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Oh and parking tickets oh my giddy aunts |
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