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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.
Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that 
What have you learnt from Fab? |
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"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.
Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that "
Highly debated between the population of each. But it's actually Whitehaven that are the Jameaters  |
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Things I have learned on Fab:
- I make much less of an impression when people can't see me stand up.
- Swingers are way more right-wing than I'd anticipated.
- Swingers use "discreet" to mean "cheating", whereas I'd always just used it to mean "I won't describe your performance in detail to everyone in the pub." |
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I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)   |
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That my taste for women changes very much by the day; older/younger, curvy & busty or slim and tall etc.
I don’t believe it means I don’t have standards, as I very much do, but happy to be psycho analysed…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug) "
Things ive learnt on fab... never google somthing, should have learnt from blue waffle |
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By *lueseasWoman
over a year ago
Leamington Spa |
"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug) "
Dare I ask for a definition? |
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"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)
Things ive learnt on fab... never google somthing, should have learnt from blue waffle "
 The feeling of liberation is quite wonderful though is it not? (after the initial repulsion I mean)  |
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"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)
Dare I ask for a definition? "
Urban Dictionary shalt be your friend; I wouldn’t wish to spoil the wondrous surprise…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)
Dare I ask for a definition? "
Dont!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)
Dare I ask for a definition?
Urban Dictionary shalt be your friend; I wouldn’t wish to spoil the wondrous surprise…. "
Dont do it! Lol |
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By *lueseasWoman
over a year ago
Leamington Spa |
"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)
Dare I ask for a definition?
Urban Dictionary shalt be your friend; I wouldn’t wish to spoil the wondrous surprise….
Dont do it! Lol "
You realise I now absolutely *must* do it, right?! |
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By *lueseasWoman
over a year ago
Leamington Spa |
"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)
Dare I ask for a definition?
Urban Dictionary shalt be your friend; I wouldn’t wish to spoil the wondrous surprise….
Dont do it! Lol "
Oh Lordy… |
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"That we are the hottest people ever until we say no thanks 
I’ve seen every angle/shape/colour of a cock possible - some can look angry
K"
Yes… this is definitely a thing I learned
It makes me laugh every single day |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"What have you learnt from Fab?"
1. I need some kind of connection before I can feel sexual attraction. And that's a real PITA.
2. Very large boobies can be obtained from eBay.
3. I have really low tolerance for nonsense.
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"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.
Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that
What have you learnt from Fab? "
That reason, reasonable and humour mean different things to different people.
That, more often than not, I’m more interested in talking to nice people than banging them. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"That so many guys are happier talking about sex than actually doing it."
Omg, yes. Fantasising just long enough to finish their wank.
Also a lot of people, (but mostly guys in my personal experience), are in unhappy relationships but don't want to cheat, but are happy to lie and lead others on in order to get that fantasy fodder.
They usually don't realise their partner would probably still see it as cheating.
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"I thought jameaters was what gypsies called non gypsies "
No that's 'gorger'. And watch out for the PC Brigade as gypsies are known as 'travellers'.
My ex was from Whitehaven and she used to call those from Workington Jameaters lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never ever ever put a meet request up as a single woman
Seconded! "
And don’t bother putting one up if your a man…
How the hell do people meet up in here?  |
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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago
South Leicestershire (willing to travel) |
That it takes on average 168.9 hours to find a genuine person, 256.3 hours to get a message which is legible and more than a sentence and 56,986 hours to find someone who actually reads a full profile |
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"That so many guys are happier talking about sex than actually doing it.
Omg, yes. Fantasising just long enough to finish their wank.
Also a lot of people, (but mostly guys in my personal experience), are in unhappy relationships but don't want to cheat, but are happy to lie and lead others on in order to get that fantasy fodder.
They usually don't realise their partner would probably still see it as cheating.
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This |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I learned that there are still people with playground manners and mentality.
I learned that most men learn how to have sex from watching porn.
I learned that some of the spoilt princess behavior from people has arisen from the way they have treated them in the past, and this behaviour is them setting firm boundaries.
I learned that the privacy filters are your friends.
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By *J_OuizziCouple
over a year ago
Nottingham |
That no matter how hard they try, no matter how they set up the pose, using a tripod stand and Bluetooth remote control, checking out the potential angles in a full length mirror.....
No matter the benefits of subtle lighting, nor the allure of partially removed clothing......
No matter that a shot of their hands, or arse, or thighs would prove ten times as popular......
Most men will just take pictures of their cock.
Then they'll take another picture of their cock. Then another, then another......
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"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug) "
I have a strong stomach but absolutely no fricking way should such acts exist, much less have an actual name! Guh! (Insert sick emoji here)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.
Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that
What have you learnt from Fab? "
Im partial to abit of jam on toast so im 100% not googling that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learned that people have no shame lying - about how old they are, how they look, what their relationship status is
And that is an incredible amount of people in unhappy relationships who won’t do anything about it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.
Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that
What have you learnt from Fab? "
I will correct you and say it's people from Whitehaven.....they are the jam eaters. That is all |
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1). To never ever Google something that someone has mentioned on forums.
2). That when someone tells me not to put up a meet request it makes me really want to. Even though I’ve never wanted to, know what will happen & have no intention of doing so…
3). Some people are just beyond helping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can't just rely on Fab for meets
It's actually very easy to take somewhat decent looking photos of my body
Single guys really get a lot of shit and the bar for tolerance is waaaaaaaaay lower than that of women and couples |
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More things I have learned from Fab:
- Most people, male and female, absolutely cannot measure anything by eye. 6", 8", 10", 12", 6', 2m – tell 'em whatever you want and they'll believe you.
- A truly astonishing number of people claim not to have access to a tape measure or a ruler. Quite tragic, really. We should start a campaign.
- It's perfectly possible to take dozens of photos of a human body and still give absolutely no impression of what the person looks like. Tall? Short? Thin? Fat? Impossible to tell. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few years ago I learnt not to google certain words after I saw someone mention something about an Alabama hot pocket. "
I had this lesson with munging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The sky remote is not just a useful tool for navigating a myriad of pay TV options but is also a unit of measurement "
Do not forget the tin of corona too as a measuring tool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The amount of out of date photos.
Meet veris explained with too much information about how you dipped your cock or sucked her tits.
The veris when folk come back, met this person on old account should be banished.
Taught me that persons will meet unkempt
Talking nicely to each other is hard for some.
Opinions are not always appreciated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im clearly not doing to well on this site and just as many ladies are as rude as men. Oh and men like to send random Dick pics. Wtf. Are they expecting you ladies TV/TS To just fall in love with them. Is it not whats attached to the dick your menat to like first.or do i need to change my tatic and become some hethen and send random pics to get genuine responces haha |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Im clearly not doing to well on this site and just as many ladies are as rude as men. Oh and men like to send random Dick pics. Wtf. Are they expecting you ladies TV/TS To just fall in love with them. Is it not whats attached to the dick your menat to like first.or do i need to change my tatic and become some hethen and send random pics to get genuine responces haha "
Women do fall in love with pretty penis though |
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"Things I have learned on Fab:
- I make much less of an impression when people can't see me stand up.
- Swingers are way more right-wing than I'd anticipated.
- Swingers use "discreet" to mean "cheating", whereas I'd always just used it to mean "I won't describe your performance in detail to everyone in the pub.""
2! Yes!!! Exactly this! |
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"A few years ago I learnt not to google certain words after I saw someone mention something about an Alabama hot pocket.
I had this lesson with munging "
But the exquisite feeling of enlightenment was soooo good though Joe, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im clearly not doing to well on this site and just as many ladies are as rude as men. Oh and men like to send random Dick pics. Wtf. Are they expecting you ladies TV/TS To just fall in love with them. Is it not whats attached to the dick your menat to like first.or do i need to change my tatic and become some hethen and send random pics to get genuine responces haha Women do fall in love with pretty penis though "
Thankfully i have one but it has to be better to say hi first , Right? |
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"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.
Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that
What have you learnt from Fab? "
oh Tina I’m glad it’s not what you thought that would be just to much |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Im clearly not doing to well on this site and just as many ladies are as rude as men. Oh and men like to send random Dick pics. Wtf. Are they expecting you ladies TV/TS To just fall in love with them. Is it not whats attached to the dick your menat to like first.or do i need to change my tatic and become some hethen and send random pics to get genuine responces haha Women do fall in love with pretty penis though
Thankfully i have one but it has to be better to say hi first , Right? "
nope some women just love a pretty penis they dont need to talk to you to love it, its loved from afar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A few years ago I learnt not to google certain words after I saw someone mention something about an Alabama hot pocket.
I had this lesson with munging
But the exquisite feeling of enlightenment was soooo good though Joe, right? "
I can definitely say that it changed my life forever  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will forever be grateful to Fab for educating me as to the meaning of the word, ‘Munging.’
…..I of course have made it my Christian duty to share this knowledge with others here.
Indeed, enlightenment is a wonderful thing that should be passed on (like a stomach bug)
Dare I ask for a definition?
Urban Dictionary shalt be your friend; I wouldn’t wish to spoil the wondrous surprise….
Dont do it! Lol
Oh Lordy… "
After your comment how could anyone resist from googling it, beyond what I was thinking  |
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"What have you learnt from Fab?
1. I need some kind of connection before I can feel sexual attraction. And that's a real PITA.
2. Very large boobies can be obtained from eBay.
3. I have really low tolerance for nonsense.
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How much were the boobies? |
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That the human body is infinitely, and often delightfully, varied.
That sexual desire and attraction is, likewise, infinitely varied.
That for a community of notionally liberal-minded folk, there's a surprising amount of judgi-judginess.
That the most derogatory insult, ev-er, is 'time waster'. |
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"That apparently most single men on here are lucky if they get 10 replies to their messages a year..
And that it's actually easier to meet guys in real life. "
Lucky if ten of my messages even get read, let alone replied to! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've learned that some men absolutely adore their cocks.... They just luuuuuuvvvvve unsolicitly shoving it in my face virtually at any opportunity they can get....
They adore & worship their precious cocks so much that they have to take close up photos of every single angle & splash them all over fab.... |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I've learned that some men absolutely adore their cocks.... They just luuuuuuvvvvve unsolicitly shoving it in my face virtually at any opportunity they can get....
They adore & worship their precious cocks so much that they have to take close up photos of every single angle & splash them all over fab...."
I'm so attached to mine |
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"Today I was reading a profile that said, 'No jameaters'. I had no idea what it was, My first guess was people wanting to go down whilst a lady was on her period.
Google showed me it was people from Workington. I'd never have guessed that
What have you learnt from Fab? "
It's people from Whitehaven who are the jam eaters |
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