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Things you can say about your car but not your partner

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

She is old and rusty

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

She has an abundance of boot space…

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By *hil most chillMan over a year ago

South East & Europe

It has a top speed of 87mph.

You can't say this about your partner because it wouldn't make sense

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

Southampton

Has been around the block a few times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She can fit 5 inside.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Shes a clapped out old heap

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

He’s a reliable runner.

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By *xl PoseMan over a year ago

West Lothian

She's got a few miles on the clock but her bodywork is still not bad.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

It’s surprising how much you can fit in the back.

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By *olfandtazCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Keeps my arse from hitting the tarmac

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She’s got a lot of miles on her but still runs well

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I was thinking of trading in for something newer and flashier but this ones got sentimental value.

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

When you fill her up she’ll go for hours.

Shame the exhaust pipe is a bit worn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Runs better after a good service

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By *lways BeardedMan over a year ago

Wetherby

Ive got a Car

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By *ake_or_deathMan over a year ago

Manchester

'For Sale.'

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By *edplusoneCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

It’s blowing a bit..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv got two one for the school run and the sports model for the weekend

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By *ermite12ukMan over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Her big end is knocking but I get some some decent mpg out of her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s surprising how much you can fit in the back. "

We have a winner!

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By *ittlelad69Man over a year ago

clay cross

It goes like the clappers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give her some attention and she'll run forever.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Clapped out old banger

Mot Expired

No Road tax

Good Runner

Still plenty of miles in her

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By *hunkyBuggaMan over a year ago

Devon

High maintenance but you can fit lots of people inside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I'll go out front where the neighbours can watch and do a thorough waxing

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

She's a guzzler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put that drip tray under there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's a guzzler"

Its things NOT to say about your partner....

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By *eliusMan over a year ago

Henlow

Big ends gone, leaks a bit, but still goes

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

She's Czech

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

You've blown the head!!

Oh, wait!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man over a year ago

Ipswich

To expensive to run

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By *illy IdolMan over a year ago

Midlands

"She's a guzzler

Its things NOT to say about your partner...."

Ohh. Sorry, I'll try again.

I'm trading her in soon. I'm just using her to get from a to b.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sure you can borrow her, just make sure you fill her up before you bring her back

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By *estarossa.Woman over a year ago

Flagrante

I am due an upgrade soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone banged her in the car park the other day and drove off.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Fantasy- My mates are envious of what I get to ride.

Reality- I put my foot down and she wasn't having any of it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She's a guzzler

Its things NOT to say about your partner....

Ohh. Sorry, I'll try again.

I'm trading her in soon. I'm just using her to get from a to b."

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By *empest2KMan over a year ago

Derby

"It has a top speed of 87mph.

You can't say this about your partner because it wouldn't make sense"

And even if she did go faster than 87mph, she'd go back in time!

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By *reemanXXXMan over a year ago

Aberystwyth

Mine is the shagged old E'scort out the back.

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

Slight frontal damage. One careful owner. The other 12 didn't give a shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks better from the back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shes a bit of an old banger but does the job

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By *interflingMan over a year ago

london

Always leaking oil

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m going to leave her in the barn until summer.

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By *ilks xXxWoman over a year ago

East Mids

Anything I like …. I’m single

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

She’s rough as hell in the morning

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By *inkygentkentMan over a year ago

Maidstone

She pops and bangs like a cannon

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

The upholstery is a bit worn

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By *onstellation40Man over a year ago

Devizes

Like a beautiful Italian car - great ride, but high maintenance and bloody temperamental!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I don't have any

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Been around the block a few times but lots of revs in the engine

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By *nto_usCouple over a year ago

Brandon

She drinks a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's reliable, clean, goes for hours without stopping, and can be guaranteed to deliver a meal.

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By *he ass man 666Man over a year ago

paradise city

Not much to look at but gets me where I need to go

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I've lost compression

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

The big end's buggered.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple over a year ago

lewisham

I'm on the bus.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Shes running a bit lumpy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been bumped a few times need a new model

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By *eronikapaulCouple over a year ago

Reading

Looks flashy but there's nothing under the bonnet.....

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By *use and wolfCouple over a year ago

angus

The last one i had wound up mounted on top of a dry stane dyke just outside of Pitlochry

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I stripped her down to bare nuts and bolts

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By *PANKMAN69Man over a year ago

London

There’s a leak.

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By *he ass man 666Man over a year ago

paradise city

[Removed by poster at 10/01/24 02:58:06]

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By *he ass man 666Man over a year ago

paradise city

It’s seen better days

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Just had a blow out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone banged her in the car park the other day and drove off."

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

There’s loads of miles left in the old girl.

The mr

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By *glyBettyTV/TS over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Came out this morning to find her on bricks with all four wheels gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m getting rid of it at the end of the year.

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Fucking old banger

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By *cottishVikingBearMan over a year ago

N. London

The headlamps are in good condition, but there's a few dents on the rear bumper

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By *umblefunMan over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

She’s old but you get a very comfortable ride.

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By *ogan WillowCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Dam, there's plenty of boot space!

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

Mine is a classic. I picked her up from the docks. And there was a load of seamen around her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's absolutely shagged. Ready for the scapheap

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By *9alMan over a year ago

Bridgend

piston broke?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our village mechanic is forever fiddling with her flange.

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

"Mine is a classic. I picked her up from the docks. And there was a load of seamen around her."
And there was a couple of cheeky buggers inside her.

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple over a year ago

manchester

She is 84, needs surgery and a paint job could also benefit from a trim jobe

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Fantastic ride but needs to be started by hand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Five people can all get inside her at once..

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By *ommy2125Man over a year ago

newport

One careful owner

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm going to use it until it's ready for the scrapheap.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple over a year ago

Sheffield

That rusty old hole is getting bigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's a thirsty bitch o wait ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She sucks like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Annoying whining noise

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By *umblefunMan over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

She’s clapped!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

I don't have a car or a partner

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I clean her in the street?

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By *umblefunMan over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

She burns rubber.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Full throttle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My car exists my partner doesn't lol

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By *urvelover87Man over a year ago

London

Managed to fit all my friends in here and look, there's room for more!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bag of shit

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I've got a flat

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By *oshb12469Man over a year ago

Bury st edmunds

They’re getting on a bit now so the emissions from the exhaust are pretty bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Expensive to maintain.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If someone came and took it, they’d do me a favour.

It’s not as good as the one I had before.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The ignition is a little too close to the exhaust for my liking....

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

'Busted two belts this year.

I'm beginning to think she's a cut'n'shut job.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

State of the back end on that !

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Need to change that belt

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

I have had her for years. Just keep her for sentimental value nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can only take 2

And sporty

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By *pen2UMan over a year ago

Telford

This mother fucker needs some work done to her!

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By *lowhands7Man over a year ago

South Leicestershire (willing to travel)

If I put my foot down, she responds every time

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By *ittle. BeaverWoman over a year ago

Launceston

Rough and ready, just how I like him!

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

Neighbours choice looks like it gives a more involving and exciting ride than the snooze fest mine has become

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back looks better than the front

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By *iMale4U66Man over a year ago

Near

Was very reliable then a few guys took her for a joy ride. Came back leaking fluids.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS over a year ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Isn't ULEZ compliant so nowadays she stays in the garage collecting dust

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you get so dirty, so quickly.

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan over a year ago

edinburgh

One careful owner ,,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Starts with a bit of a push but ok once she's warmed up

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By *ezoMan over a year ago

The Kingdom

Oh yeah, got her second hand.

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