Sic transit Gloria mundi!

Man in Henlow, South East, UK

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Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 hours ago

I have been here before. Couple of times. Had meets, had some fun and some disappointment so … “Hello”, this is me. Nothing special, but unique, like you, one of a kind, let’s see what mischief two or three of a kind can get up to ..

Massage? You want a massage … er’ ok then. I’ve been told I’m pretty good and it is a fun way of breaking the ice - unless you’re an Eskimo, then your way is better.

Experience? Well every day’s a school day. I have had onesomes, twosomes, threesomes four, chandelier swinging is out though - don’t like heights.

Safe sex? Yeah, don’t want to be shagging on horseback or from the side of a mountain now do we!

What’s in it for you? Well a cup of tea, digestive for starters …

It seems that humorous profiles aren’t that popular, someone once said to me that this is a sex site and no place for comedy.

WTF! There’s always a place for comedy, a joke and a smile. Of course I never laugh while shagging or eating pussy - that would be just rude.

Aelius

61 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Dogging, Oral, Spanking, Threesomes

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