Confident and open-minded gentleman seeking exciting connections.

Man in Henlow, South East, UK

... "Honestly here’s me towel .. there, thrown all in!". Thursday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

**About Me:**

I’m a mature, respectful, and laid-back man who knows what he wants (hint: it’s not another houseplant). Think of me as a human Swiss Army knife - equally good at deep conversations, making you laugh, and remembering to buy the digestives - chocolate of course. I’m like a cozy blanket with a PhD in vibes, here to create a judgment-free zone where we can both forget the outside world exists (looking at you, 2020). My sense of humor? Let’s just say I have one, it sometimes bites but it loves puppies.

**What I’m Looking For:**

A friend-with-benefits who’s as drama-free as a sloth on melatonin. Whether it’s a solo mission to explore the galaxy of chemistry or joining a couple’s adventure (I promise not to hog the popcorn during the awkward after-talk), I’m your guy. Bonus points if you laugh at my jokes—or at least pretend to, so my ego stays intact. Threesomes? Been there, done that, didn’t get the T-shirt (but I’ll bring snacks).

**What I Offer:**

Respect: Aretha sang it, I endorse it. Your boundaries will be treated like the last slice of pizza—*yours*, unless you explicitly offer to share.

Experience: As the saying goes, ‘every experience, good or bad, is a priceless collector's item.’

Discretion: I’m quieter than a ninja in socks. Your secrets are safer with me than my grandma’s lasagna recipe.

Fun: …wait, did we just binge-watch a whole season?” what happened to the sex?

Final Pitch: If you want someone who’s equal parts charming idiotic respectful and 100% tariff free, then let’s talk.

Let’s skip the small talk and see if we can hit “Ctrl+Alt-Delight” on life’s stress together. Worst case? We part ways with a bump and zero regrets. Best case? We invent our own emoji.

*Disclaimer: May cause spontaneous laughter, excessive eye-rolling, or mild addiction to terrible puns. Side effects include forgetting how awkward dating apps usually are… oh and Sydney University, show me your curriculum and I’ll show you mine*

*Son of disclaimer: sometimes in the company of friendly hair shedding dog*

Aelius

62 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Dogging, Oral, Spanking, Threesomes

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