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It's my birthday........
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I usually spend it on ice drinking mulled wine ....
Thanks to global warming I might sit in the garden or go for a skinny dip ......
Have a happy day  "
Happy birthday granny you definitely look younger the older you get  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you  I just got a message from someone i've never heard of before and who hasn't posted on the thread.
Emoji of your choice if you can tell me what my gift was ?
C'mon play the game "
A foreskin |
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"Thank you I just got a message from someone i've never heard of before and who hasn't posted on the thread.
Emoji of your choice if you can tell me what my gift was ?
C'mon play the game
A foreskin "
Noooooooooo good guess tho ...... have an emoji! It was sommat send via DM.... |
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"Many happy returns.
Has anyone made a double entendre about the number yet?"
Noooooo they haven't! Not sure anyone knows. BUT .......
A couple of weeks ago ... in the throws of it .... I said to a 'pal' ...... NO you move into position I am doing all the moving while you lie like a lazy arse on your back !
N he said ....... but that would make it a 96...... Made me laugh in the moment anyway |
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"Thanks all .... I was going for a run cos I was really bouncy this morning but i'm still looking at my shoes n drinking tea...
best get a shift on .."
Come and join me in the gym, Granny! Happy birthday!  |
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"Many happy returns.
Has anyone made a double entendre about the number yet?
Noooooo they haven't! Not sure anyone knows. BUT .......
A couple of weeks ago ... in the throws of it .... I said to a 'pal' ...... NO you move into position I am doing all the moving while you lie like a lazy arse on your back !
N he said ....... but that would make it a 96...... Made me laugh in the moment anyway "
I only know because I'm hot on your heels |
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Gifts so far ......
1 dick pic from someone I don't know
1 10% off coupon from Superdrug Doctor wishing me happy B'day
1 Notification from Google Assistant wishing me happy B'day and showing me a pic of a cake and singing happy birthday.
Thank fuck I am NOT of this generation  |
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"Happy birthday Granny! You don’t seem to be getting any more senile - reason enough to celebrate
Have you had your free cakie treat from Costa?"
Costa do something for nothing ?
Thank you for your kind words |
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Happy birthday, hope it was a good one, haven’t heard anything on the news about fires in Merseyside so I guess the lighting of the candles went without incident, it’s always risky when there’s that many. |
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"Happy birthday, hope it was a good one, haven’t heard anything on the news about fires in Merseyside so I guess the lighting of the candles went without incident, it’s always risky when there’s that many. "
You could have warmed your hands from Bridport...... ! |
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I found that sexy 
Think I might seek help !
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