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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I did this some years ago so will try it again. How would Fab be in Shakespearean times?
Fair maid, you have a mighty bosom and my loins do throb for you. Per chance, a moment of oral gratification if you will?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine eyes are enthralled to thy shape. On the touching of thy lips I may melt and no more be seen. I would not wish any companion in the world but you. O, come, be buried within these arms. "
Oh crap...I wich I had thought of that! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scoundrel, removeth thine wanger from mine inbox! Thou bringest nout to mine table!
Thine table ist bare! I wish for condiments and napkins!
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Thou may go forth and acquire thine desires from yonder wench at thine abode! Scum! Cheat!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Scoundrel, removeth thine wanger from mine inbox! Thou bringest nout to mine table!
Thine table ist bare! I wish for condiments and napkins!
Thou may go forth and acquire thine desires from yonder wench at thine abode! Scum! Cheat! "
Hence forth I go....with full glad heart! Said wench doth enthral....and merrily...I go! |
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Yonder container of Lynx deodorant shalt serve me well as a unit of measurement for my wondrous phallus.
Indeed, fair maidens quims shalt surely tremble and leak’eth profusely as they doth behold my manhood majesty…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yonder container of Lynx deodorant shalt serve me well as a unit of measurement for my wondrous phallus.
Indeed, fair maidens quims shalt surely tremble and leak’eth profusely as they doth behold my manhood majesty…."
I think that means that your dick smells of Africa lol |
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Thou speaketh of honour & poetry
But thine tongue is as forked as the serpent.
Out damned spot. Dare thee to sullie my name and darken my hall with lies & poison.
Instead I shall make merriment with my band of gentle women. We shall laugh gaily with a non y and a hey. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Place me over your lap. Unfasten my doublet and chastise my buttocks. I will adore you sweet maiden."
Ohhhh mate....that is awesome!
Err...I mean...Sire , you postulate the most amazing visage! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thou speaketh of honour & poetry
But thine tongue is as forked as the serpent.
Out damned spot. Dare thee to sullie my name and darken my hall with lies & poison.
Instead I shall make merriment with my band of gentle women. We shall laugh gaily with a non y and a hey. "
Woof!!! And verily I will slap my thigh as I feast my eyes on such an occaision |
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"Come you spirits, that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here."
Lady Macbeth obviously was drier than the Sahara after yet another abhorrent phallus appeared before her, the bellend towards her hand.
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Come you spirits, that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here."
Lady Macbeth obviously was drier than the Sahara after yet another abhorrent phallus appeared before her, the bellend towards her hand.
J"
Yup....come let me grasp thee...i see the yet I touch thee not... It's just a picture Lady MAc lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doth the moonshine tonight we play our play... With doggers
Sorry did midsummer night's dream for a levels!"
I bet that you didn't explore the part of Bottom! lol |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"I did this some years ago so will try it again. How would Fab be in Shakespearean times?
Fair maid, you have a mighty bosom and my loins do throb for you. Per chance, a moment of oral gratification if you will?
It was called and still is called the hell fire club.
Enter your "quoths" below "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doth the moonshine tonight we play our play... With doggers
Sorry did midsummer night's dream for a levels!
I bet that you didn't explore the part of Bottom! lol "
Well played sir!! I went experimenting at Uni!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be flogged or not to be flogged, that is the BDSM question.
Would you class that as an outrageous fortune? lol
Maybe. To sleep with others, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:"
Much rubbing may cause to chaffe and keep the owl awake.Whilst the world dost sleep.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gentlemen, I beseech you, end these missives of unseemly merriment. Verily, I swear 'it's better to be sat alone girding thine loins than to be perk'd up and in mine box. |
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"Gentlemen, I beseech you, end these missives of unseemly merriment. Verily, I swear 'it's better to be sat alone girding thine loins than to be perk'd up and in mine box. "
I thought you'd turned into nero there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gentlemen, I beseech you, end these missives of unseemly merriment. Verily, I swear 'it's better to be sat alone girding thine loins than to be perk'd up and in mine box.
I thought you'd turned into nero there "
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Is this a giant pair of norks which I see before me? Come, let me clutch thee: I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. My tongue hath vigour and life and wishes give thee a monster orgasm, my good lady. |
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I am a plain dealing swinger. I have a plan to have my servant tarry with a maid on the balcony and have her shout the name of a person I am with, with a crowd who can see he is not the man on the balcony, but yet will this man be dishonoured by plainly not being the man on the balcony. Or something. |
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Be still and silent cuck, they maiden needeth greater length and girth than they stump can deliver. Stand forth and let yon bull fulfill her and let his seed nourish as thou drink from her hairy chalice |
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"My profile statement would read
"Where the bee fucks, there fuck I"
Written with those exaggerated S's that look like the holes in a violin,"
Profile avatar picture temporarily changed to reflect my striking similarity to the bard when I was younger! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Avaunt! Saucy fellow! Hath I mine consent unto thee given, that into mine inbox, unsought, thou hast foul images of thine tender portions deposited? I will confess, mine cup of sack hath I well close spewed forth upon spying them. Verily, the stunted polyp of what I might loosely term thy manhood is surpassed in awfulness only by the putrid view of thine gaping fundament. Prithee, away! Vie no more for mine attentions with such base depravities. Wards against furthee such ill-judged entreaties have I erected. And so; away! Foul imp! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once more into the breach, dear friends, for this a gangbang. Or close the hole up with our wanking dead. O’erhang and jutty his confounded face, swilled with the wild and wasteful baby lotion.
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