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The bar is open, what are you having?
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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago
Bedford |
I can’t believe it’s only Wednesday, feels like there have been at least 6 days since Monday! Getting hammered on a school night is a young person’s game, but would you like a little something? You deserve it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Definitely won’t be getting hammered but I recently have bought two bottle of differing version of Jura whiskey as birthday presents for other people.
Really want a bottle of my own now so if you have any of that going spare I’ll take a little dram or two |
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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago
Bedford |
"Definitely won’t be getting hammered but I recently have bought two bottle of differing version of Jura whiskey as birthday presents for other people.
Really want a bottle of my own now so if you have any of that going spare I’ll take a little dram or two "
Have a drop to start with, and another later to feel really indulgent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am reformed so I just have a cola please
Unusually we have a choice of Pepsi, Coke or Panda Pops. Which would you prefer?"
I have a Pepsi please thank you |
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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago
Bedford |
"The lady behind the bar please, paper umbrella and straw optional."
The only lady behind the bar is the picture of Suzuki Dent from Countdown where she’s covered in packets of KP Nuts. Would you like two from the top row? |
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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago
Bedford |
"I am reformed so I just have a cola please
Unusually we have a choice of Pepsi, Coke or Panda Pops. Which would you prefer?
I have a Pepsi please thank you "
My preference too, I’ll slide it along the bar like in the cowboy films |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tequlia please
Sunrise? The grenadine makes it go down so smoothly.
I can also do you a slammer if you’re in a gulping kinda mood "
Slammer all the way lol |
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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago
Bedford |
"A brew please!
I’ve got Earl Grey, Lapsang souchong, Darjeeling or PG Tips. Which do you prefer?
I'll have a PG with milk and 2 sugars please."
Right here for you. I’ll leave a choice of biscuits on a plate too. I just hope you appreciate the paper doyley |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"A brew please!
I’ve got Earl Grey, Lapsang souchong, Darjeeling or PG Tips. Which do you prefer?
I'll have a PG with milk and 2 sugars please.
Right here for you. I’ll leave a choice of biscuits on a plate too. I just hope you appreciate the paper doyley "
Thank you, a paper doyley is always appreciated! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tequlia please
Sunrise? The grenadine makes it go down so smoothly.
I can also do you a slammer if you’re in a gulping kinda mood
Slammer all the way lol
I’ll line up a few, just in case "
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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago
Bedford |
"At this hour I’ll take a nice Brandy with a Baileys mixer over ice please good man
Wine x
*now this is where my moniker confuses things
Coming right up, Wine
Just how I like it "
Fuck, I’m just sorry I missed that joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spiced rum and please sir... New to the party..
How we all doing?
I’ve got just the thing for you here "
In that case have one for yourself... don't be shy with your measure either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a hankering for a peach margarita
Would you prefer a lime wheel or peach slice in it? Both would be an extravagance "
No lime or peach slice necessary. Just the liquid will do |
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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago
Bedford |
"I've got a hankering for a peach margarita
Would you prefer a lime wheel or peach slice in it? Both would be an extravagance
No lime or peach slice necessary. Just the liquid will do "
The connoisseur’s choice |
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"At this hour I’ll take a nice Brandy with a Baileys mixer over ice please good man
Wine x
*now this is where my moniker confuses things
Coming right up, Wine
Just how I like it
Fuck, I’m just sorry I missed that joke "
Ah there was a rush on at the bar .. you can’t do it all on your own |
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