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Unless I'm mistaken, there's not much life has taught us about accepted codes of practice for naval hygiene.
What's the standard? Personally, I used to be able to go years without caring what was going on in my belly button and sorted it out in the weekly shower / bath, but it can catch up with you. I have on occasion observed a not insignificant wodge of multi-coloured fluff that has accumulated in there and taking a chopstick (not a cheap wooden one liable to splinters) to the region can appeal…
What do Fab forumites think of this matter?
Is your bellybutton pristine and gleaming or does it resemble a tumble dryer collection tray? |
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over a year ago
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"Never have I ever found fluff in my button. I feel I’m missing out on one of life’s wonders "
Ive knitted a blanket with the amount i find in mine. With enough left over to knit a scarf. |
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I actually have a Belly Button Cleaner that was given to me at one of the London/City fab socials. I accepted it with good humour.
Now that I think about it, there must have been a subtext behind it.
#TheWench
#HintTaken |
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"Yuck!
I think maybe mine needs inspection and a hygiene score given.
Any volunteers? "
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Årt and Lint doesn't mix well.
We gentlemën of the fora have limits to what we will volunteer for, no matter how resplendent or desperate the lady. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well not Dave.
Let me tell you a story about my bellybutton.
It’s an innie, and it’s always been a particularly spacious innie, meaning cleaning has always been easy. Quick swish round with the mop after I’ve done the floors and jobs a goodun.
Two laparoscopic surgeries with one of the entrances through the bellybutton and no dramas afterwards, healed nicely and no loss of bellybutton space.
The third one, this past March, absolutely ruined it. They stitched the sides together! I’m left with something nothing like my previous roomy good-storing space! There’s now a bizarre piece of scar tissue running across the middle of it, effectively dividing the space into two much smaller cavities.
Alas reader, I can no longer insert a finger into either of the two smaller cavities. I have to use a cotton bud to reach the bottom.
To say I am devastated is an understatement. I now have to carry my phone, keys and vape in my hands. I can’t put my dog in there. It’s like splitting a perfectly good bedroom into two smaller and then useless rooms.
I am sad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I can’t put my dog in there.
I am sad "
What size dog did you previusly keep in there? Are we talking a St Bernard or a Chihuahua?
(That was obviously the key takeaway from your post)  |
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" I can’t put my dog in there.
I am sad
What size dog did you previusly keep in there? Are we talking a St Bernard or a Chihuahua?
(That was obviously the key takeaway from your post) "
A Jack Russell terrier. He had room to do that doggy shuffle around in circles until he was comfortable. If I breathed out he could fit one of his chewy bars in there too. Poor thing, he can’t understand why he has to walk everywhere now  |
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" I can’t put my dog in there.
I am sad
What size dog did you previusly keep in there? Are we talking a St Bernard or a Chihuahua?
(That was obviously the key takeaway from your post)
A Jack Russell terrier. He had room to do that doggy shuffle around in circles until he was comfortable. If I breathed out he could fit one of his chewy bars in there too. Poor thing, he can’t understand why he has to walk everywhere now "
Oh slightly worried he was doing that doggy scrubbing arse along the grass kind of thing following a fairly unsuccessful pooh or when they have works 
I have an EBT, I have seen these things (not in anyone's belly button I hasten to add).
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" I can’t put my dog in there.
I am sad
What size dog did you previusly keep in there? Are we talking a St Bernard or a Chihuahua?
(That was obviously the key takeaway from your post)
A Jack Russell terrier. He had room to do that doggy shuffle around in circles until he was comfortable. If I breathed out he could fit one of his chewy bars in there too. Poor thing, he can’t understand why he has to walk everywhere now
Oh slightly worried he was doing that doggy scrubbing arse along the grass kind of thing following a fairly unsuccessful pooh or when they have works**
I have an EBT, I have seen these things (not in anyone's belly button I hasten to add).
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I can’t put my dog in there.
I am sad
What size dog did you previusly keep in there? Are we talking a St Bernard or a Chihuahua?
(That was obviously the key takeaway from your post)
A Jack Russell terrier. He had room to do that doggy shuffle around in circles until he was comfortable. If I breathed out he could fit one of his chewy bars in there too. Poor thing, he can’t understand why he has to walk everywhere now
Oh slightly worried he was doing that doggy scrubbing arse along the grass kind of thing following a fairly unsuccessful pooh or when they have works
I have an EBT, I have seen these things (not in anyone's belly button I hasten to add).
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No, he only does that thing in summertime. Think the heat makes him bumhole a bit itchy |
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"I actually have a Belly Button Cleaner that was given to me at one of the London/City fab socials. I accepted it with good humour.
Now that I think about it, there must have been a subtext behind it.
#TheWench
#HintTaken"
I love a gadget, and this sounds like a fun one |
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"I think men tend to accumulate fluffy because of the position of their underwear.
Or maybe because they have stomach hair that helps the fluff rub off?
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But what about older men who wear their trousers half way up their chest? (it's a good look, more of the youth should try it rather than having their trousers hanging below their crotches exposing those modern trendy boxer shorts).
And surely the M&S Y-fronts should mean that belly button fluff does not materialise? or given our dotage would teh fluff not be a yellow hue? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I think men tend to accumulate fluffy because of the position of their underwear.
Or maybe because they have stomach hair that helps the fluff rub off?
But what about older men who wear their trousers half way up their chest? (it's a good look, more of the youth should try it rather than having their trousers hanging below their crotches exposing those modern trendy boxer shorts).
And surely the M&S Y-fronts should mean that belly button fluff does not materialise? or given our dotage would teh fluff not be a yellow hue?"
It's always blue fluff so I'm thinking the sock fluff migrates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was going to say doesn’t matter how much you bath or shower fluff always gets in there clean it it’s back in week
Eternal question
WTF does belly button fluff come from  |
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"I actually have a Belly Button Cleaner that was given to me at one of the London/City fab socials. I accepted it with good humour.
Now that I think about it, there must have been a subtext behind it.
#TheWench
#HintTaken
I love a gadget, and this sounds like a fun one "
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I'll see if I can locate it and send you a photo. It's somewhat quirky. |
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