"What things kill the mood quicker than it started?
Vajingleberries for me.
Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lol"
whats a vajingleberrie when its at home not a pile ffs sorry retract the question not interested to know  |
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"I have a mole on my fanny. If you look at it, it looks like a bit of poo. I manage to scare away even the manliest of men. "
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"What things kill the mood quicker than it started?
Vajingleberries for me.
Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lolwhats a vajingleberrie when its at home not a pile ffs sorry retract the question not interested to know "
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"What things kill the mood quicker than it started?
Vajingleberries for me.
Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lolwhats a vajingleberrie when its at home not a pile ffs sorry retract the question not interested to know
My question too xxx"
I didn’t realise that they had a name till recently, but it is when a lady wipes a little too vigorously (probably after a nervous pee before a meet) leaving toilet tissue to roll up into balls or sausages that hide among the vulva for you to find with your tongue |
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"What things kill the mood quicker than it started?
Vajingleberries for me.
Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lolwhats a vajingleberrie when its at home not a pile ffs sorry retract the question not interested to know
My question too xxx
I didn’t realise that they had a name till recently, but it is when a lady wipes a little too vigorously (probably after a nervous pee before a meet) leaving toilet tissue to roll up into balls or sausages that hide among the vulva for you to find with your tongue "
This is the fault of the cheap and nasty toilet roll manufacturers. Not the lady. Some loo roll disintegrates immediately upon application to the vulval area and you can't fecking well feel where all the little bits have burrowed away to |
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"What things kill the mood quicker than it started?
Vajingleberries for me.
Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lolwhats a vajingleberrie when its at home not a pile ffs sorry retract the question not interested to know
My question too xxx
I didn’t realise that they had a name till recently, but it is when a lady wipes a little too vigorously (probably after a nervous pee before a meet) leaving toilet tissue to roll up into balls or sausages that hide among the vulva for you to find with your tongue
This is the fault of the cheap and nasty toilet roll manufacturers. Not the lady. Some loo roll disintegrates immediately upon application to the vulval area and you can't fecking well feel where all the little bits have burrowed away to "
I see, I stand educated.
Maybe these should be classed as the Buddha version, as they allow you to get in touch with your inner self
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