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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Qi is probably on. Sandi Toksvig Alan Davies sandwich doesn't sound very appealing to me but I don't know what you're into. "
Hmmmm nope. Much preferred the Fry era. Might have to go old school. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's somewhat disheartening to read you've no material, imagination or luck and have to resort to wanking; with so many holes on fabs to connect with to relieve you of your cum load.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be a bit more adventurous, you're profile suggests you've been on site for one year, zero meets, zero verifications isn't good ,(isn't bad either, if you're saving yourself for tha special lady).
Anyways, hope u manage to get your rocks off |
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Picture the scene. I was trying on new lingerie when I realised I was missing a sock. I reached into the washing machine to find it and inadvertently became stuck! Can you come round and help a girl out? Bring something you can anchor to me to help pull me out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Picture the scene. I was trying on new lingerie when I realised I was missing a sock. I reached into the washing machine to find it and inadvertently became stuck! Can you come round and help a girl out? Bring something you can anchor to me to help pull me out "
Porn has highlighted the risk and how common it is for women, usually step mom's to get stuck in washing machines.
What's changed lately? |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Picture the scene. I was trying on new lingerie when I realised I was missing a sock. I reached into the washing machine to find it and inadvertently became stuck! Can you come round and help a girl out? Bring something you can anchor to me to help pull me out "
Did you find the sock in there? I'll be round as soon as you find it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm trying to have a wank but can't decide on the inspirational material to use.
Could you please provide some. It would be most kind and greatly appreciated. "
Put a Maria Sharapova match on close you eyes and let your mind run wild   |
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"Picture the scene. I was trying on new lingerie when I realised I was missing a sock. I reached into the washing machine to find it and inadvertently became stuck! Can you come round and help a girl out? Bring something you can anchor to me to help pull me out
Did you find the sock in there? I'll be round as soon as you find it. "
Yep, I've got it. Still stuck and in need of a man. Just give me a prod when you get here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.
Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.
12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.
Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel. |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Picture the scene. I was trying on new lingerie when I realised I was missing a sock. I reached into the washing machine to find it and inadvertently became stuck! Can you come round and help a girl out? Bring something you can anchor to me to help pull me out
Did you find the sock in there? I'll be round as soon as you find it.
Yep, I've got it. Still stuck and in need of a man. Just give me a prod when you get here"
Okay good. I'd never be able to keep focused on pulling you out if that sock was still lost. Now you will have my full focus to get you off... I mean out |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.
Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.
12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.
Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel."
... I'm not even sure how to respond... You never fail to let me down. |
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"Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.
Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.
12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.
Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel.
... I'm not even sure how to respond... You never fail to let me down. "
Dilly ding dilly dong lets have a pizza obvs. I understand lemon and her goofy ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.
Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.
12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.
Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel.
... I'm not even sure how to respond... You never fail to let me down.
Dilly ding dilly dong lets have a pizza obvs. I understand lemon and her goofy ass "
Oh pizza. Yes.
Kaitonel I hope you liked the story I made for you make sure to not wank too much to it or I will show you my unpixelated anus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.
Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.
12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.
Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel.
... I'm not even sure how to respond... You never fail to let me down.
Dilly ding dilly dong lets have a pizza obvs. I understand lemon and her goofy ass
Oh pizza. Yes.
Kaitonel I hope you liked the story I made for you make sure to not wank too much to it or I will show you my unpixelated anus."
We need some more pixels up in here! |
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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.
Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.
12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.
Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel.
... I'm not even sure how to respond... You never fail to let me down.
Dilly ding dilly dong lets have a pizza obvs. I understand lemon and her goofy ass
Oh pizza. Yes.
Kaitonel I hope you liked the story I made for you make sure to not wank too much to it or I will show you my unpixelated anus."
What is too much? Asking for a friend... |
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